#the marauders incorrect quotes

[my-castles-crumbling]

(based on a tiktok)

James: Isn't it so cute how our boyfriends have a little book club togeter?

Sirius: It's nice that they get along.

James: What do you suppose they read?

Sirius: Maybe Shakespeare? Honestly they're probably reading something so boring and over our heads, I'm just glad they aren't forcing us to read it too!

Meanwhile, Remus and Regulus, both reading the smuttiest smut that ever did smut.

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[incorrectly-mischievous]

Remus: we tried things your way, guys

Peter, Sirius and James: no we didn’t?

Remus: we did it in my head and it didn’t work

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[soleilonis]

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[old-fashioned-lover-boy]

Sirius: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest of them all?

Mirror: it's you

Sirius: Wrong. It's remus

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[mischievovstar]

interviewer: and what would you tell James if he was listening?

Sirius: that we love you, and we miss you, and we are looking for you. and Lucinda from herbology is pregnant.

Remus: oh my god yes i mean she says she's not pregnant but it's obvious she is

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[saintchaser]

remus: sirius, can i have a quickie?

sirius, sputtering: a what now?

remus: a quickie

remus: the food

sirius: do you mean

sirius: a quiche

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[soleil-black]

James opening the dor: Oh, Hi, Sirius, Hi... I was not expecting you here right now

Sirius: Hello? We're going to the clubs, remember? We'll go pick up the others.

James: oh yeah, listen... I've been meaning to tell you something. Since you're here... I'm with Reggie...

Sirius: oh, yeah? Great, one place less to go

James: Really, you're okay with that? I've been worried you'd freak out

Sirius: what? Why would I freak out? And why do you look so disheveled? James... are you high right now? You're making no sense

James: ummm... well yeah, I think I am

Sirius: you got high with my brother without me?! What are you on?

James: ... watermelon sugar?

Sirius: oh for fucks sake is that Harry Styles reference? What the fuck is...

Sirius: JAMES

Sirius: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE WITH REGGIE ?!

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[theydidntactuallysaythis]

sirius: there is NOTHING more important than the fit

remus: except the bit.

sirius, nodding sagely: except the bit.

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[dysany]

Lily, dressed up for a date: ok, are we ready to go?

James: yeah sure

Remus, Peter and Sirius: *get up with him, all dressed up*

Lily:

Marauders:

Lily: ...what's going on?

Remus: we are a pack

Sirius: pay one get four

Peter: we are an extension of James at this point

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[my-castles-crumbling]

"We're just friends," Sirius says as he and Remus flirt and cuddle and snog in his bed.

-o-

"We're just friends with benefits," Sirius says as he and Remus literally and figuratively sleep together, whisper sweet nothings in each others' ears and are attached at the hip.

-o-

"We're just boyfriends," Sirius says as they move in together, attend functions together, go out in public together, and start a life together; and people constantly ask him how long he and his 'husband' have been together.

-o-

"We're just married," Sirius grins when someone asks how he and Remus are doing, showing off the black band on his finger and blushing lightly.

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[incorrectly-mischievous]

Lily: there’s nothing in the fridge

Mary: well, you could always eat me

Remus, loudly closing his book: do you realize there’s other people in the room when you say this shit

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[justahawkinsgirl]

Sirius: just… be yourself

Regulus: "Be myself?" Sirius, this is Y/N’s father and I have one day to win him over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Y/N: right away

Remus: two weeks

Lily: 4 months

James: Jury’s still out

Regulus: See? “Be myself” what kind of garbage advice is that?

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[old-fashioned-lover-boy]

Regulus: *falls while walking in a hallway*

James: *catches him*

James: I think you just-

Regulus: don't say it-

James: fell for me

Regulus: let go of me

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[mischievovstar]

barty: who wants me?

regulus: the mental hospital.

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[sailorpegasus]

Gryffindor dorms at 2am

Peter: guys do you think I'll find my soulmate?

Remus: go to sleep pete

*Sirius snoring*

Peter: are we gonna be friends for ever?

James: c'mon dude

Peter: but you have to promise

Remus: yeah, sleep

Peter: if i wake up being a rat, would you still love me?

James: sure

*Peter transforms himself and climb to james bed squiking*

James: the fuck..

* hands James a note*

"Do you still love me?"

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[shy-bi-inlovewithregandmoony]

The fact that Taylor Swift has a song called “the black dog” is crazy 😭

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