#the mayor speaks

[thecitythatdoesntsleep]

City Update - 8/22/23

Hey! Long time no see friends, I hope everyone has been well. To make things short, no, this blog is not abandoned. Much to my dismay personal life has been sucking the inspiration clean off my wee bones.

I still love what I do, love to hear from you all and if you'd like to tag me in any posts of your work, I'll go through and re-blog them as a feed to keep things active!

#thecitythatdoesntsleep or @thecitythatdoesntsleep for a reblog/repost or to be included in the next queue line up!

#whumpblr #whump #whump community #whump writing #whump prompts #the mayor speaks #about the city

[ask-damien-wkm]

...I-I can't feel my heart.

...Am I dead?

#the mayor speaks

[naturecalls111]

#one piece #fanart #icelucci #mayor iceburg #rob lucci #sketch #the dubcon is in the deception #except the deception is wavering because big cat lucci somehow found a pet that he’s weirdly endeared with #begrudgingly admits he understands why everyone loves Iceburg whilst also trying to pose it as an objective observation #not that Iceburg is cat coded but the random Head Popping Up Right Beside Lucci While Lucci Is Working creates for accidental/minor nuzzling #I would keep talking but IceLucci speaks for themselves like we all know this trope for lucci and why it’s appealing

[witchscarykid]

homestuck fandom love all of you and i need you to listen closely when i say this ok jot it down in the notepad in your heart and take it with you

you guys do know wayward vagabond is a grown ass man right

#homestuck #wayward vagabond #the mayor #i gueeeessssss #cause the carapacians dont physically speak we cant animalize them #cause thats stupid #and theyre cooler as real little chess people #he literally has war flashbacks on screen guys cmon do better

[askblueandviolet]

the emotional support frog is here :D

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #lmk baihe #lmk hostess #lmk little girl #monkie kid baihe #monkie kid hostess #monkie kid little girl #blue and violet #the good vibes are filling the dojo as we speak #the subjects are a little confused but all is well

[bayleymania]

Becky G and Bad Bunny at Wrestlemania. The Latinos keep winning.

#wwe #becky g #Bad bunny #Wrestlemania #we keep winning #lexie speaks #QUE CANTEN MAYORES

[lunarw0rks]

i have another au i wanna introduce: mayors son!graves and ex pornstar!reader…hear me out. they gossip abt u two in the magazines :0

genuis ask; you have big brain...

SCANDAL | PHILLIP GRAVES

mayors!son!graves who isn't ignorant to the purity culture in the south, especially growing up in a conservative town. hell, he's about as stereotypical as you can get — and the media vultures still dig up dirt on him.

he doesn't care for his father much either. but reputation matters, whether people want to believe it or not. graves doesn't dare slander his own blood publicly; he'd end up running against him, or forced into exile by public opinion.

he didn't have interest in either scenario.

he only had interest in you.

the less attention and spotlight, the better. no easy task when you come from an influential family — and even more difficult when you made a living in adult films years ago.

mayors!son!graves who met you at a restaurant, when you took your break out back. an apron draped around your shoulders, and the pitiful, outdated diner uniform you hated. why the hell the mayors son was in this part of town, or speaking to you, it was a mystery.

at first, you thought he was like the rest of the politicians and their kin. their mistresses and dirty fantasies that disregard how they preach "family values" the next day.

but he wasn't.

graves didn't know you for your body, your intimate moments, not even word of mouth; just you, for you, in that moment.

mayors!son!graves who made his best effort to keep the media off his back, thus preventing any spotlight cast on your "sins".

he wound up unsuccessful, when photos of you two leaked.

first, a clear shot of you and him in his truck, on your fourth date. just when things between you had begun turning serious and meaningful, and in return — heating up.

the second photo, a week after you revealed your past to him, unaware of the digging the journalists were doing. a blurry shot of you two through the curtains, his business shirt unbuttoned, and you straddling him.

how they discovered your identity through a shaky cam, you didn't care to know. but your skeletons were out in the open.

nothing changed after you told him about your porn career.

nothing changed after the media spread like wildfire. surely, he was losing his mind, right?

his daddy would have hell to pay for this. graves was shocked he didn't have a heart attack and keel over once the articles were forwarded to his assistants.

he could already smell the mobs; feel the blinding flash of their cameras.

stepping out to collect the newspaper the next day was definitely going to be a treat.

˖⁺‧₊˚ divider cred. - cafekitsune ⋆⑅˚₊

#rachel speaks #mayors!son!graves #ex!pornstar!reader #phillip graves cod #phillip graves #phillip graves x reader #phillip graves x you #phillip graves imagine #graves x reader #graves x you #graves cod #graves mw2 #graves mwii #shadow company #kortac operators #kortac #mw2 #call of duty

[ghouljams]

The cowboy gang calls their Darlings “The Flock” when they’re all hanging out together (yes, I am pushing this bird name thing further, hehe)

Do you all realize how hard it is to find birds for these women, the research, the bird research that I have to put into this? The inside jokes I have to come up with?

I don't think the boys are that clever, but Soap does mention "the birds" at some point and all three of them are like "oh Jesus christ they can't all be- no they are, ok..." Here's some group shenanigans with my favorite American summer activity, drinking by bodies of water.

It is absolutely astonishing that none of these women have gotten themselves or each other killed with their group decision making skills. An hour together and Ghost has already: had to catch Goose to stop her from jumping over the fire, lost his knife to a shotgun competition, and been subject to what he can only describe as complete bullshit linguistics.

He shouldn't be surprised when Goose pushes her pants down and strips her shirt off to sprint down the dock, but he still smacks a hand over the closest set of eyes(sorry Gaz) and yells after her. She hardly hears him over the splash of water as she jumps into the lake.

"Fucking finally!" Tut chirps, tossing her dress to Gaz who seems equally as flustered, before running to jump in herself.

All eyes look to Moon as she tugs her shirt over her head. She pauses, and blinks at her audience.

"You're all going to hell for looking," she says with a grin, kicking off her shorts to follow the other two women.

"Are we supposed to go in after them?" Gaz asks, turning to look at Ghost. Ghost sighs, and takes a swig from the long neck he's been nursing. Soap's already tugged his shirt off, not waiting for an answer.

"May as well," he hums watching Goose attempt to push Moon under the water, "No sense letting the birds have all the fun."

#this is very short and silly #i genuinely mean this when i say they cannot all have bird names #it does not always fit their character well #Gaz's girl has like 8 potential bird names and i dont like any of them #like the Tut is for tufted titmouse ans what sense does that make? thats not a nickname #like what am i supposed to do with that #this is my city!! im the fucking mayor here! #GOD her name is gonna change i am fumin #ghoul speaks #cowboy au #cowboy!141 #this is from Ghost's pov in case u couldnt tell

[super-duper-mart]

im playing fallout 3 n anytime i see maxson or maccready i point at the screen n say “i know what u r”😭😭

#fallout #super duper mart speaks #fallout 3 #fo3 #scribe maxson #arthur maxson #elder maxson #maxson fo3 #maccready #rj maccready #mayor maccready #maccready fo3

[mochiwrites]

secret married l!! — now I’m imagining Grian kicked off the turf war because his husband is busy being mayor and he! misses! him! >:( (will he just SAY that? absolutely not. time to farm mycelium for 6 hours about it instead.)

this is EXACTLY what happens, yeah. yup. grian wasn’t being given attention, so he’s going to react accordingly: by starting a war :D

and it’s less fun to just go up to scar and tell him that he misses him. it has to be dramatic! and what’s more dramatic than starting a turf war and poking at his husband a little? sure fire way to get his attention AND not keep scar from being mayor. a win-win!

#mochi speaks #secret husbands au #I’m having so many thoughts about the mycelium resistance ohmygod #and the mayor arc #ohhhhh my brain is spinning

[thecitythatdoesntsleep]

Whoever requested the Mina and Lukas reversal drabble, I owe you a cookie from my special jar. I cannot wait to get started. 

#whump #whumpblr #whump community #the mayor speaks

[ask-damien-wkm]

...The anniversary...

...A great time to give Mark what he wished for...

...A Villain...

#the mayor speaks

[girlboyburger]

world's neediest business partner

(cries until i let him rub on the ipad while i draw)

#had to blur the drawing cause its 2 saucy for tumblr #but guess what website you can view it on that starts with a ''p'' and ends with a ''atreon'' #which #speaking of #i gotta post the cow adopts i posted to my saucy account here but i gotta censor em first #unfortunate how much of the charm is lost since i added ✨flavor✨ to the bits but #weeh #the mayor #moo.txt

[askblueandviolet]

Tú, alcalde. ¿Hablas español? Eso sería genial :D

"Yes, I know many languages! Mandarin, cantonese, english, brazilian, french, italian, and of course, spanish!"

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #lmk macaque #monkie kid macaque #blue and violet #I'm so sorry I had to use google translate for this 😭 #I am unfortunately not fluent in spanish #but the Mayor probably is! #I mean they did spend like 500 years looking for the skeleton key and went around the world #they picked up many languages #many more than the Mayor lists here #they probably know a few asian languages too like indian and japanese and maybe vietnamese too #Idk about russian but they might know a bit #over time they have probably learned and forgotten languages #they might have been fluent in latin once but forgot when people stopped using it #the reason Mayor knows Cantonese is because my family is from that general providence of china that speaks it #so yeah its a little self indulgent #actually if any of you realised all of the Chinese food I mention in the blue and violet series and especially in colours- #-is probably from the Guangdong province in China or Hong Kong #dim sum as mentioned in the latest chapter is a thing that came from Guangdong haha #and the egg tarts too in the egg tart chapter #funny huh? #anyways sorry for the rambling I got a little carried away #Macaque is very confused

[beauleifu]

Mayor: *kidnaps reader again*

Y/N: *whips out a get of jail free card* Whoops, you gotta let me go now sir-

Mayor: *grinning wickedly* The game ended three hours ago, dear, and I won

#guys help #reader is screwed #dw hes gonna take them to get a log cake before he locks them away for all eternity #a nice log cake preferably 26 inches long to help reader survive the cold #ahem #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk mayor #lmk mayor x reader #incorrect qutoes #heartbeat #writing thst shit as we speak

[girl-drink-drunk]

dave foley is a fantastic actor with a varied career that spans multiple genres. however he is never going to top his peformance as mayor marilyn bowman in death comes to town. the only thing that rivals it is his performance as chris in the it's pat movie

#it is breathtaking the way he just. disappears into marilyn. #like #i truly do not see someone playing marilyn #she's my patron saint #favorite line is definitely “i want to speak to the mayor of russia!” #same with chris in it's pat who honestly should've been the main character #i truly don't see dave foley acting there #the kids in the hall #dave foley #death comes to town #it's pat