i still dk the name of this chris pine movie
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Jane prentiss so effectively impersonating Martin over text clearly means one of three things:
-Martin didn't text very much so it'd be hard to judge whether it was his typing voice or not. (unlikely)
-Martin texts in such an unpredictable way that such a change of tone wouldn't be weird. (possible)
-OR, Jane Prentiss scrolled through all his texts giggling and kicking her legs at his pitiful yearning, and copied him like a teenager role-playing their favourite fictional queer. (most likely)
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I DIDN'T KNOW "GOING DOWN" HAD A SECOND MEANING. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GOING DOWN IN HISTORY. FUCK YOU GUYS
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Something I do admire about Amanda and todays 2T1L really drove home is that like. At least part of the reason she's so disconnected from online shit is because she's just too busy being outside doing shit. Like drunkenly stealing pineapples. Partying. And having 3 million jobs. Living her life. etc. She really was "outside talking to trees" and thats why she didn't know who Harambe was.
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oh I can totally watch the show about rare illnesses and medical malpractice it'll be fun it's all fiction after all! :) <- girl with hypochondria about to have her backside handed to her by The Horrors
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when i was a kid i used to play on this french website full of browser games and they had lots of songs too and i would listen to them a lot and imagine a bunch of cool scenes because they all sounded badass as hell in my head but a while ago i tried searching for them and realised they were all just children's lullabies about birds and bells and shit
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Someone needs to make the exact polar opposite of the Big Bang Theory. Like just
*Dudeguy enters living room carrying a football, wearing a football jersey*
*Laugh track"
Dudeguy: Hey man, you wanna go play some football later?
*Laugh track*
Dudebro: Hang on a sec, bro, I'm just finishing my picks for my fantasy football league.
*Laugh track*
Dudeguy: Dude, hurry UP. If we go now we can do some rock climbing at the Y afterwards.
*Laugh track*
Dudebro: Oh, bro... *Scrambles to his feet* you're RIGHT!
*Biggest laugh track*
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