They’re both bad though?
Imo Depp and Heard both should have had consequences.
With all due respect, which is none, please shut up and do a tiny bit of critical thinking about what it means that it was proven he abused her multiple times and yet he won a defamation case. just like, think about that. fire those synapses, connect those dots, and then get out of inbox.
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My absolute hottest take is that, from a culturally relative perspective, no food is bad. None of it. It's an expression of culture, art, history, ecology, material conditions, subjective taste. It's all inedible pap to somebody and the taste of childhood for someone else. Americans be eating cheesed burger. Pea wet is as good as gravy in Wigan. The French eat snails and the Inuit eat seal, the Germans eat sauerkraut and the Russians drink kvass, the Inca ate cavy and the Romans ate flamingo. People around the world have been eagerly awaiting their serving of simple bread or thin porridge or fermented milk product or pickled whatever-the-fuck since we learned to cook food over fire. We all love the slop we grew up eating. Food is a reflection of millennia of culture and loving human artistic expression. Attempting to extrapolate largely harmless online food banter into actual serious comparative rankings or half-baked critical analyses of cultures based on how much you subjectively don't like what they eat is a miserable way to live. Live a little. Peace and love on the only planet with food.
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When Jason is scared, he tends to verbally lash out.
Naturally he has fucked up.
He's known his time was up for awhile, never really felt like he was supposed to come back. So when JL needs to use JLD to summon the High King of the Infinite Realms, suspected of being a God of Death, Jason's a little on edge.
He mayhapsest may jump straight to verbally lashing out the second the shadows start to condense into a humanoid form, the second he realizes something about the height of it but before it's fully formed.
"You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you! Everyone talks about how short you are behind your back!"
Everyone freezes, including the form that finishes condensing and ohhhhhh fuck that's a kid.
He just insulted a kid.
Oh fuck.
Now everyone is staring at him and the kid looks stunned, like he can't really believe what he just heard.
And Jason can't really apologize for that what the hell but also he can't justify it what the fuck is he supposed to do-
"Damn Jason, I thought when I saw you in the Realms you looked fucked up, but I guess coming back to life didn't do you any favors, huh?"
Okay, first off, that was a good comeback. Second off, he has zero recollection of this kid.
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Captain Francis Crozier, at Furthest North.
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Dc x dp idea 133
Danny is really confused. Like sure he made a fake account in order “use” his parents completely valid and not in biased research on ghosts.
Cause obviously. Their completely legit research disproves multiple peer reviewed and factual papers.
Tucker made the fake account. No real names or numbers. So. They couldn’t know it was him right?!??
He just wanted people to see how wack the papers were and bring to light the very not accurate papers. He figured using botched research to counter claim others would do something.
But??? Why was the flash in his living room arguing with his parents about scientific articles. And proper research??
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you are all fucking evil.
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Mockery of the audience
[ID: Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint fanart of Kim Dokja standing in a mocking pose with his back to the viewer, speaking to a huge gallery of silhouettes. He's in his Demon King form, and one of his legs is kicked back as he raises his hands dramatically. Most of the scene is shaded in dark purple, but Dokja is cast in bright red. A huge purple eye with a star-shaped pupil stares down from above, casting a spotlight over Dokja. End ID]
(ID by princess-of-purple-prose)
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Personally I think we're all sleeping on the biggest girlfailure in this whole game
Shar really went and ordered Viconia to kindap baby Shadowheart and make her a good sharran just to spite her sister. And just failed miserably.
There goes Shadowheart spilling her guts to the band of assholes she met like three days ago. There she goes quoting an erotic novel she somehow knows by heart even with her memories erased. Acts all mean but is actually a softie deep (not even that deep) down and won't admit it but likes it when you help out kids and animals. Is she actually falling for one of those tadfools... oh there she calls them sweet too great. What do you mean she got emotionally attached to a random mouse? A million times more hilarious if you play as a selunite cleric.
Like Shar just has to watch her little Chosen One be the worst fucking sharran possible and grit her teeth because heavens forbid she and her goddess sized ego back out of this especially when she's gotta stick it to Selune ya know but at the cost of her sanity
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you can even respect women now! exciting!
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you wanted to be a good friend, because you loved your friends, but the truth was that everyone else somehow had a pamphlet on being normal that you never received. most of the time you learn by trial-and-error. you are terrified of the next big mistake you make, because it seems like the rules are completely arbitrary.
you've learned to keep the prickly parts of your personality in a stormcloud under your bed - as if they're a second version of you; one that will make your friends hate you. it feels feral, burning, ugly.
instead, you have assembled habits based on the statistical likelihood of pleasing others. you're a good listener, which is to say - if you do speak up, you might end up saying the wrong thing and scaring off someone, but people tend to like someone-who-listens. or you've got no true desires or goals, because people like it when you're passive, mutable. you're "not easy to fluster" which is to say - your emotions are fundamentally uninteresting to others around you; so you've learned to control them to a degree that you can no longer really feel them happening.
you have long suspected something is wrong with you, but most of the time, googling doesn't help. you are so-used to helping-yourself, alone and with no handbook. the reek of your real self feels more like a horrible joke - you wake up, and, despite all your preparations, suddenly the whole house is full of smoke. the real you is someone waiting to ruin your other-life, the one where you're normal and happy. the real-self is unpredictable, angry.
your real self snarls when people infantilize the whole situation. because if you were really suffering, everyone seems to think you'd be completely unable to cope. but you already learned the rules, so you do know how to cope, and you have fucking been coping. it's not black-and-white. it's not that you are healed during the other times - it's just that you're able to fucking try. and honestly, whenever you show symptoms, it's a really fucking bad sign.
because the symptoms you have are ugly and unmanageable for others. your symptoms aren't waifish white girl things. they're annoying and complicated. they will be the subject of so many pretentious instagram reels. if they cared about you, they'd just show up on time. you care, a lot, so deeply it burns you. you like to picture a world where the comments read if they loved you, they'd never need glasses to see. but since that's a rule you've seen repeated - "one must never be late or you are a bad friend" - you constantly worry about being late and leave agonizingly early. there are no words for how you feel when you're still late; no matter how hard you were trying.
so you have to make up for it. you have to make up for that little horrible real you that you keep locked in a cabinet. you are bad at answering emails so every project you make has to be perfect. you are weird and sensitive so you have to learn to be funny and interesting. you are an inconvenience to others, so you become as smooth as possible, buffing out all the rough parts.
all this. all this. so people can pass their hands over you and just tell you just the once -how good you are. you're a good friend. you're loveable.
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"andrew would be a rogue in dnd" "no he'd be a barbarian" "actually I think he'd be a fighter-" wrong, wrong. all of us, including me, were wrong.
he'd be a paladin. nobody else takes an oath more seriously than him.
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little meanie back by popular demand???
part 1
(she does mellow with time, i promise)
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maybe it’s just me but I got weird vibes from the “teen slang” bit last night? it felt uncomfortable…Aabria even mentioned how it was all AAVE and “why did y’all wait until I was here to do this” and they still kept going with the bit…
idk I know she said it in a lighthearted/joking way but I feel like the cast could have taken a hint and like. Stopped
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