#the mozzarella stick thing actually happened to my dear friend when she was teaching in south korea

[trek-tracks]

Crew Members’ Greatest Replicator Crimes:

Scotty: On Robbie Burns Day, replicator mysteriously only produced haggis or vegan haggis

Bones: Secretly replicates plomeek soup when he thinks Spock isn’t looking because he actually really likes it

Jim: After drinking alien wine, attempted to replicate entire corn maze because “I miss Iowa, Bones”

Chapel: Got into philosophical argument with replicator over why it could produce a chocolate sundae, but not a chocolate Tuesday or Wednesday. Replicator had existential crisis and required repair

Sulu: “What do you have?” “A replicated knife!” “NO-”

Chekov: Prefaces every replicator order with “Russian,” whether the food is specific to Russia or not

Spock: Secretly replicates peach cobbler when he thinks Bones isn’t looking because he actually really likes it

Jim (again): Fell asleep in Mess Hall with arms lovingly cradling 17 orders of replicated mozzarella sticks

Uhura: Just uses the replicator according to regulation; what’s wrong with you people

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek aos #trektober2021 #montgomery scott #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #christine chapel #hikaru sulu #pavel chekov #spock #nyota uhura #bridge crew #trektober day 15: replicator #replicator #the corn maze joke is for the mckirk discord #the mozzarella stick thing actually happened to my dear friend when she was teaching in south korea #except it was ten orders and she fell asleep in the restaurant #this post is dedicated to her a queen