#the mystery will never be solved

[thechekhov]

Everyone, trying to warn me: Harrow the Ninth is so complicated and so hard to get through and you won't have any idea what the hell is happening!

Me: Harrow the Ninth is peak comedy if your sense of humor is fucked beyond all sense.

#if I'm honest #it is not so confusing as all that #its a very well laid out mystery #which i have nor fully solved #but its fascinating nevertheless #tlt #the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers #emperor: alas i have buried the monster within the tomb that was to be never opened #harrow: excuse u that is my beloved Corpse of Coping #chekhov draws tlt #chekhov draws the locked tomb

[must-be-mr-boggins]

Bilbo is honestly dramatic enough to pull this off.

#bilbo baggins #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #thorin x bilbo #lotr #books #movies #tolkien #fanfic #why did I used to make my watermarks so dang big?? #that’s a mystery I’ll never solve.

[skrunksthatwunk]

found this buried in the goromi encounter

#OH MY GOD. I SOLVED THE MYSTERY #<- read text as intended #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #majima goro #kiryu kazuma #goromi #yakuza 3 #PINK GARBAGE TRUCK SCENE MY FUCKING BELOVED #ive never seen anyone talk about this??????? how???????????? #no fucking way #anyway #love her kissing her tucking her into bed marrying her in the spring etc. goromiiiiiii

[jackstheprinceofhearts]

something i would like to share that i discovered is that the tree of souls = the hollow

if my theory is correct and if the acftl map shown in the preview shows the past, then the tree of souls grew into the hollow.

#so that's one tree mystery solved #i think the map is the map for the past #taking a bunch of W's today boys #we are so up rn #we are so back guys #tbona #ouabh #jacks prince of hearts #evajacks #the ballad of never after #evangeline fox #jacks x evangeline #caraval #books #stephanie garber #acftl #a curse for true love #a curse for true love spoilers

[grim-has-issues]

my favorite part of gba’s writing is how he continuously asserts that albus can never be and will never be in a “traditional romance”.

when he lives in his own ideal world, he lives in a world void of the woman he claims to love. the only relationship he cares to really cultivate is the one with his family, more specifically his brother.

Even in the non-canon ending of BW, the relationship between albus and faithful is very hedonistic. While he prioritizes the safety of faith and the kids, he stays distant and his non-sexual affection/intimacy is small.

its almost like he cant express himself without the sacrifice of his body and skill.

almost like no one ever taught him.

like he never had the chance.

like no one ever did that to him.

#wanna know why? #because he hasnt #thats why #boom #mystery solved #albus is an incredibly damaged man demon child wtv #and he is like 34 #and has yet to have lived #he only lives by the orders of others #despite how he claims he is independent #that he is free #but he will never be free from himself #and someone else #👀👀👀 #the perfect soldier #the perfect dog #asmr roleplay #good boy audios #goodboyaudios #escaped audios #audio rp #gba bastard warrior #gba albus #fandom

[panstovoid]

Man across the spiderverse is really going for be gay, fight crime (and the establishment).

#spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #I don’t know if the writers meant for all of the characters to be gay but they totally all are #The spider crew really be wanting to take down the establishment #And I respect that #hobie brown #Peter b Parker #miles morales #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar #Can you tell what piece of media will be living in my head rent free for the next?? #Boy that sure is a mystery that will never be solved

[crepegosette]

new au just dropped

denisa and co. are a bunch of detectives that go around eastern europe solving stuff. their latest call is a a nunnery that was burned down "due to mysterious circumstances" 

cue creepy shenanigans and a encounter with a vengeful spirit

#btw denisa: czechia. andrej:slovakia. iuliu: romania. stefan:bulgaria #hetalia #hetalia world stars #aph czechia #aph slovakia #hws czech republic #aph czech republic #hws slovakia #aph romania #hws romania #hws bulgaria #aph bulgaria #btw im still working on the h&p au. i just figured i never dropped this concept here lmao #my art #anyway those four are a funky little quartet that go around snooping #also yeah: slovakia is now the local coward because every mystery solving group needs a coward #also ukraine is czech's girlfriend

[yabakuboi]

post season 4 eddie lives, eddie's heading to harrington's house for the third annual post apocalypse brunch except eddie hasn't slept much and his bed is ITCHY right now so he goes a little (probably way) too early

it's robin who lets him in but behind her is steve just walking by buckass naked and eddie gapes and then stares at robin who he was pretty sure was a lesbian and robin kinda stares back like ??? what??? before it clicks

"OH yeah he just does that, don't worry i thought he was a huge pervert for a while but no he was just raised by wolves STEVE PUT ON PANTS WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS"

#my favorite thing about this is it implies steve got dumped in season 2 and his response was to have a brunch #also steve was not raised by wolves he was raised by himself which is Worse #he never grew out of the toddler phase of magically shedding his clothes #eddie remembers steve walking around school barefoot and one of the many hawkins high mysteries has beens solved

[thatbadadvice]

Help! All These Boring, Ugly Bitches Won't Hang Out With Me

Care and Feeding, Slate, 23 January 23:

Dear Care and Feeding: I live in the very lonely overlap of a Venn diagram, and I need help figuring out how to fix it. To keep it short, I’m a mom who was on the fence about having kids, so I’m not a very ‘mom-y’ mom. My kid isn’t my life or my identity, and while I think I’m a caring and attentive parent, I’m not the primary parent, and I like it that way. I lost most of my non-parent friends when I had my kid. However, my appearance and interests still very much scream “non-parent.” My kid is off-putting to the people most like me (many are overtly judgmental), but my looks and lifestyle are off-putting to other moms (for example, I prioritize my appearance, have a lot of tattoos, and value my work). This has left me very lonely and isolated. Finding friends as an adult is so hard, so please don’t suggest “finding my people” as I’m very extroverted and have been trying to make new friends for years. It’s not working. If I’m honest, I think my childless friends think I’m stupid for having a kid, while my mom acquaintances are jealous of my appearance and judge my choices. It really sucks. —The Worst Venn Diagram

Dear The Worst Venn Diagram,

Holy shit, a mom ... but with tattoos? Is that even possible? You think you've heard everything at a gig like this, but then someone as incredible as you comes along with such an unusual life story! What a remarkable woman you are.

I can see why it would be difficult for someone as hot and interesting as you to make meaningful connections when you yourself are so special and have a lot of tattoos, and moms are always so ugly and boring and worthless and don't have any tattoos, let alone a lot of them. It might help take the sting off to reframe it this way: it's actually a much bigger bummer that all those sad, frumpy mommy-bots are missing out on an amazing opportunity to befriend a mom with tattoos. Can you imagine how enriched their lives would be if they could get over themselves for just one minute and try to understand you as a person, rather than making a bunch of generalizations and assumptions based on surface-level observations? But here they are, writing you off as soon as they see how beautiful and covered in tattoos you are when you walk around with your important briefcase from work. It's really their loss.

You're practically a unicorn! I mean, okay — unicorn is hyperbole. But you get what I'm saying! You're probably one of a handful of women anywhere who has a kid and also cares about the way she looks, and when you add in the fact that you work and have just so, so many tattoos? I don't know, unicorn might not be far off.

In light of that, you've set for yourself a really hard task here. It's not going to be made easier by the fact that the dull and homely stay-at-home moms who stupidly chose to contribute nothing worthwhile to society are being so judgmental about the way you live your life as a gorgeous, professional cool girl who just happens to have a kid. You have such a neat and fun lifestyle and other women don't! Why should you be punished for being a valuable person who, more importantly, values herself, unlike the other moms, who look like absolute shit and never have anything interesting to say and don't have tattoos and are so mean and critical of your choices and the way you look?

Never forget this: you are exceptional. It's not such a mystery that you've been trying so unsuccessfully to make friends for so long. Of course you can't "find your people." There are none. You're a sexy mom with tattoos and a job, and that's always going to be hard for the two kinds of women on earth to understand, whether they're the kind of woman who is a judgy, child-free asshole or the other kind of woman: a jealous, kid-obsessed mommy zombie.

You are one of one — wild and precious and brave and free and so, so pretty, and with so many tattoos. You must never let motherhood define you — only everyone else.

#advice #bad advice #slate #care and feeding #parenting #moms #motherhood #tattoos #why this lady can't make friends is one of the world's great mysteries and we may never solve it

[sugarcarnation]

people have no issues shipping all the ships that conveniently pair up all the the guys with each other no matter how much their morals differ and how often they might have attempted to kill each other. yet kousano is just simply too toxic for them to get into. sure wonder what the difference might be there

#weird. sad that we’ll never be able to solve this mystery 😔

[fight-me-for-an-appl3]

jon: i refuse to become another goddamn mystery

jon: *becomes another goddamn mystery*

#;-; #i will never get over this #unless the mystery gets solved i guess #jon sims #jonathan sims #the archivist #tma #the magnus archives #cartwheeling

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

idk personally I think that if your response to harassment is to start harassing a bunch of random people who didn't have anything to do with it and then when they are understandably like "hey back the fuck off and leave me alone" you archive that on your blog as another example of harassment.... you don't get to claim the moral high ground on that one.

getting shitty anons doesn't give you a free pass to do whatever you want. it doesn't mean you are suddenly incapable of doing anything wrong.

and it really doesn't mean that you're in the right to run a blog dedicated to reblogging/screenshotting people's posts just to call them losers, idiots, etc and talk about how horrible and dumb they are.

and then you wonder why there's a perception that the "Canyon" is full of assholes who will crawl out of the woodwork and harass anyone who so much as breathes about their guy.... well, good news, it's not complicated. it's you! you're the reason why!

#yes this is about izzy anti archive #who else would it be #please block them if you haven't already #fandom fuckery #guy who has made harassing people in the name of izzy hands their entire personality: why do people think izzy hands fans harass people? #this is a mystery that may never be solved

[snowyh2o]

It’d be hilarious and a massive troll if Alastor just, never ends up betraying the hotel or becoming the next big bad. And we learn that his issues were solved 10 episodes ago because of something Charlie did. And he just decided to stick around because he thought it’d be fun.

#shit post #hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #this will never happen #but the idea that one of the biggest mysteries/problems gets solved #before we even find out what it is #is kinda hilarious to me #also I think it’d be funny to troll all those people talking about how he’s DEFINITELY going to be the final boss or something #with the reveal that he could’ve gone all big bad #and then just decided not to #wasn’t worth the effort lol #someone could make a fic out of this #hazbin hotel residents convinced Alastor’s gonna turn on them au or something #with doom posting conspiracy theories and meetings #Charlie’s unaware of this and is giving Al the benefit of the doubt #Alastor is 100% aware of all this and finding it hilarious

[fablesage]

I almost reblogged a Inspirational Christian TM post because I thought it was a Locked Tomb meme. I am so deep in the depths of this fandom that even Jod thinks I’m a myth.

#I am become insanity #is my locked tomb obsession a symptom of my mental illnesses or a coping mechanism? tis a mystery never to be solved #brainrot #the locked tomb #gideon the 9th #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #alecto the ninth #tlt shitposting

[todayisafridaynight]

whatever og text i had in mind for this post about ko shibasaki looking like sayama in this movie is completely cancelled on account of utsumi (this character)'s first name being kaoru and i only found this out cause i was looking up her name just to be sure when making this post

like jesus christ i legally have to make this post now

#snap chats #they literally never say her first name in the movie. i think lol LIKE WHEN I FOUND OUT I WAS JUST 'NO FUCKING WAY' #i do have to be tbh and say her face /is/ a little more round than sayama's #and its absolutely predominantly because of how her bangs and wardrobe are so close to sayama's that i think she look like her #BUT I CAAAANT THE WHOLE MOVIE I WAS JUST THINKIN ABOUT SAYAMA... i miss her... #OH RIGHT THE MOVIE THOUGH noooo fuck you this movie was so good it actually made me want to write a summary for it LMAOOO #LIKE I LIKE WRITING SUMMARIES BUT IVE JUST BEEN SO LAZY ABOUT IT WITH THE PAST FEW THINGS IVE SEEN BUT GOD. #ignore the fact i finished this movie two hours ago i was too busy fiddling with a card holder kit but. ill make a post about that next-- #THIS MOVIE THOUGH NOOOOO IT WAS SO GOOD //SCREAMS AND YELLS AND DESTROYS A SNOWGLOBE// #god the part where ishigami and yukawa are walking by the homeless and it just lingers on an empty spot.. LIKE I THOUGHT I WAS WACK #CAUSE I WAS LIKE 'hang on wasnt there a guy there last scene' and obviously there was since the shot lingered right #BUUUUTT WHEN IT WAS REVEALED DOWN THE LINE SHUT UPPP I LITERALLY YELLED IM SO GLAD. my roommates arent home.. #on god i thought the movie was gonna end with utsumi and fukawa's convo from the beginning #and i was gonna make a gaf about how fukawa was acting irrationally because he was too in love LMAOOO #BUT THEN IT KEPT GOING AND. im so glad it did. ishigami valid tbh #id also cover up and take blame for AND ACTUALLY commit murder for a girl if she said hi to me and made me lunch while i was trying to kms #while fukawa and ishigami were talkin that first night tho i just thought of after the rain.. lol... maybe the mangaka was inspo'd by that. #anyway. this movie was great. it reminded me of sherlock but if it was directed well and actually let you solve the mystery too #CAUSE WHILE I WAS WATCHING THERE WERE POINTS WHERE I TOO WAS JUST 'hang on' AND I JUST POCKETED THE INFO FOR LATER #i kicked and screamed when ishigami was talking abut how he formats his tests LIKE I SAID 'oh you fucking slipped' #when ishigami called and told her he had a white envelope in there bitch i knew it was gonna be the stalker letter i YELLED #LIKE I LIKE HOW THE MOVIE SETS THINGS UP SO ABUNDANTLY. IT'S FUN SEEING IT FIT IN THE MOVIE LATER ON #the twist of there being two bodies was so fun tho cause at the start of the movie i was sure two murders happened the same night #so when it was played off as just one i was like Oh. Ok. im still stumped on how he snuck a body out of the apartment #but yk what one detail is like. whatever in comparison to the rest of the movie being fun to watch #god im running out of tags POINT IS. PLEAAASE watch this movie if you got two hours #ive left some minor warnings on my Watchlist doc but there's nothing. TOO extreme ?? #i mean there's an aforementioned suicide attempt but aside from that it's nothing too grotesque. for an rgg fan ig #ok bye i have to ramble about the card holder i got <3

[rena-te]

When has this fucker ever laughed like this, “uwee hee.” He’s absolutely giddy to confront BJ with the phone booth pictures. He’s literally imagining the conversation and thinking of dramatic, biting things to say to make BJ confess.

#twewy #the world ends with you #joshua kiryu #neku sakuraba #mine #I never remembered him laughing like that #the anime took all these stupid little moments from us- I get the time constraint but I wanna see Josh giddy to solve a mystery #he’s a dork your honor