#the necrobeemicon

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

YALL REMEMBER THE NECROBEEMICON?

My good ol’ handwritten bee movie book??? The one tiktok I did that went mildly to moderately viral a year or so back???

WELL GUESS WHAT FOLKS

It’s officially fucking complete. 

Thanks to the brilliant @lettering-is-my-music​ making me a custom bee-themed knife/keychain, I have put the finishing touches on this cursed artifact.

The back end of the book has been hollowed out, lined, and the Bnife has been safely tucked into that little hollowing like a horrible Seinfeldian secret.

I only ask that you click this link to give the video I made about it enough views to fuck with everyone’s for you pages, and if you refuse tiktok as a concept (honestly I feel u) I have the video ready to go right here on youtube (sorry I couldn’t embed the video, youtube shorts URLs do NOT let you embed in tumblr)

look at this cursed ass fuckn thumbnail i made for the youtube video tho lmao

#necrobeemicon #bee movie script #youtube #tiktok #crafting #hollow book #according to all known laws of aviation

[arrynnat]

Enoch: *dabs furiously while holding the Necronomicon*

Hugh: *brandishes this and holds this in front of his face*

Photo courtesy of @theshitpostcalligrapher

#incorrect mphfpc #mphfpc #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #enoch o connor #enoch energy #enochoconnor #enoch o'connor #hugh apiston #hugh energy #stay peculiar #necronomicon #necrobeemicon #bee movie

[briarpatch-kids]

Sometimes I smile when I think of the future historians that are going to get ahold of some of the art me and my friends are making and have to catalogue it.

#ah yes #ah yes we have one 12 inch worm on a string shaped object. it is made of a blend of wool from several different breeds #and dyed fushia with florescent acid dye and white distilled vinegar. the yarn appears to be spun by hand and the fur is hand tied #next we have a book bound in leather and closed with an iron lock. it is titled the Necrobeemicon #inside there is a stamp bearing the inscription 'ex libris jurgen leitner.' assumedly the patron who ordered the book #it contains a story about bees suing humanity for the fruits of their collective labor written out in elaborate script #and has a small hollow behind in which to store valueables

[catgirljudeperry]

Leitner stamp Leitner stamp mamoru[.]tumblr[.]com/post/641531965685825536

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*clicks link* 

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#THE NECROBEEMICON IS BACK

[askthehiddencaste]

a book called the Necrobeemicon got dropped on Shuska's desk

... It's literally a book with hand written Bee Movie script

"oh look~ someone gave me fire starter for the bonfire~"

#shuska #shuska is so sassy #shuska comits arson from time to time #just because she's a librarian doesn't mean she likes ALL books

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Tryin a Blaze

finally remembered what i promised yall when blazing posts finally became a thing in canada and blazed the finished necrobeemicon post

let’s see how that goes lmao

#lemme know if yall see it in the wild #i wanna see how many motherfuckers have to deal with my bee movie nonsense

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

roommate’s suggested that I blaze the necrobeemicon post (like the one with the full video) and i’m ngl im tempted

#that thing took me 70 hours and its still not done bc i'm working on a belt strap for the thing

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ya like jazz?

you know its surprising, outside the necrobeemicon I don’t have that card yet

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

#added to notepad

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

HERE’S THE FINAL VIDEO OF THE COMPLETED NECROBEEMICON

i have yet to hollow it out to hide a dagger but thats gonna be done if/when i earn enough on twitch to commission a dagger

i fuckt up on music credit its manowar’s flight of the bumblebee cover

ty to my pal @god-o-biscuits for the vid editing job i would have put it off for WEEKS and not done as good a job otherwise

#calligraphy #the necrobeemicon #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #the bee movie #bee movie script #shitposts #memes

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Live in 10 minutes for more work on the necrobeemicon

we're at page NINETY FIVE of the 105 page script.doc

If you decide to donate during stream via kofi, subs, or paypal lemme know in chat bc I’ll drop what I’m doing to do a written request for ya

#twitch #streams #bee movie #handwritten bee movie #the necrobeemicon

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

necrobeemicon on youtube

I slapped this bad boy on youtube to make dealing with embeds easier lmao, it’s the video from like a year ago

#bee movie script #necrobeemicon #calligraphy #hey youtube how do i turn off the fuckin automatic monetization thing #im using youtube as an archive i know i cant monetize using copywritten music #i dont want nor need monetization on these they are for the public!!!!!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i would like to present to yall my absolute favourite response to my updated Necrobeemicon instagram post 

#the bee movie #necrobeemicon #im at page 130 of roughly 175 #im 100% sure this wasn't mean spirited dw

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

for anyone wondering, yes, the power of the Necrobeemicon Leitner wise is that you are hive now. bees in your bod. 

bzzzzzzzzzz

#bees #necrobeemicon #jurgen leitner

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

guys its fucking HAPPENING

my friend @lettering-is-my-music makes rings and turned pens right? Apparently she can also make these adorable little keychains with tiny blades in em that would fit perfectly within the necrobeemicon 

she’s been my friend for longer than the book’s been a project, she knows EXACTLY what vibes we’re aiming for for this thing im so hype 

#necrobeemicon

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

wait what if i made a necrobeemicon book holster for my belt like a goddamn dnd character’s arcane focus 

it could hang off of my one ring belt chatelaine style 

#potential idea #idk yet #i still have to get a guest for mister spider off the ground

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

wh

WHAT IN TH EUFUCK HAPPENED

i left for like 7 hours to go have a midnight snack and work on commissions why does the necrobeemicon tiktok have over four thousand views 

MY AVERAGE IS LIKE 350

#WHAT #tiktok