#the oatmeal

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

The Oatmeal :: eclipse

#humor #the oatmeal #eclipse

[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey, Blake! How's it going?

Blake: You're an incompetent excuse of a team leader. Now either pet me or feed me.

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Jaune: (Opening can of tuna)

Blake: You know what, Jaune? You're not all that bad.

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Jaune: (Spreading tuna onto sandwich)

Blake: Has anyone ever told you how handsome you are? Because you are just gorgeous! Let's be friends forever~.

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Jaune: (Halway through his sandwich)

Blake: (Rubbing against Jaune, Massaging his shoulders) Oh my god, you are the best thing since Ninjas of Love~!

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Jaune: (Finishes his sandwich, Doesn't share)

Blake: (Walks away) You are a miserable excuse of a human. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go riddle your pillows with bullet holes.

#rwby #jaune arc #blake belladonna #the oatmeal #how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you

[thenightling]

Okay, this is so weird and surreal, I just had to share it.

The Oatmeal (well known comic artist and online comedian) turned their successful card game into an animated series.

And here's where it gets strange. The premise is God is trapped in the body of a kitty cat. And God is voiced by Tom Ellis.

Tom Ellis is previously well known for having played Lucifer- The Devil in the TV series Lucifer (which was loosely based on the story Neil Gaiman told in The Sandman: Season of Mists and The Sandman: The Kindly Ones, where Lucifer quits ruling Hell and moves to Earth, and opens a piano bar called Lux).

So you have the man well known for having played a version of The Devil that moves to Earth and reforms... now playing a version of God stuck on Earth in the body of a cat.

This is too weird not to share.

#Tom Ellis #Lucifer #The Oatmeal #Youtube

[shiftythrifting]

Worcester, MA

#books #savers #thrifting #politics #the oatmeal #didi's finds #absolutely bought oatmeal book A+++

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

More highlights from the Oatmeal's killer cat comic with Konrad Curze

It just felt right.

Konrad fans, is this accurate?

Here's the source comic!

Also, because it seems relevant:

How to tell if your cat is planning to kill you

#warhammer 40k #konrad curze #the oatmeal

[alphie-in-the-sky]

#r/wholesomememes #the oatmeal #stolen from reddit #comic #hide and queue

[casside-sionnach]

#the oatmeal

[moonbasetycho]

#meme #comic #the oatmeal #candy #candy corn #unholy #unnatural

[finklebean]

I tried to find the comic below on the Tumblr page for The Oatmeal, @oatmeal , but couldn't find it posted here, only on their other socials. Every year, at the dawning of a new year, I like to revisit this comic, as it holds some very important advice, that I think is often overlooked.

Happy new year to you all! I hope this year brings many wonderful and amazing experiences to us, I hope the year is filled with joy, laughter, and most of all -- kindness. ❤️

#the oatmeal #be kind #a small fiction

[rienziera]

Why it breaks your brain to take a compliment

#the oatmeal #compliments #comics #humour #humor

[samknitchester]

oh man

what if the twitter refugees bring back

the beasts

#tumblr #twiter #tumbeasts #the oatmeal

[hibernia-1]

#the oatmeal

[howlingday]

Yang: Remember that whether you cat is gay,

Sienna: I love fighting, hunting, and banging hot chicks~!

Yang: Or completely straight,

Neon: I love partying, dancing, and banging hot dudes~!

Yang: Or something in between, or not either,

Blake: I love reading, eating, and spending time with anyone... I also love banging anything that moves~.

Yang: They're probably happy, which is all that really matters.

#rwby #the oatmeal #how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you #blake belladonna #neon katt #sienna khan #yang xiao long

[miniyo-original]

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#The Oatmeal

[geeky-fuckery]

A Little Wordy #8 🎨❌✅ 90% 

https://theoatmeal.com/wordy?date=04-24-23

#a little wordy #the oatmeal

[thefollows]

#the oatmeal #believe