#the office bgs etc. are recycled from an earlier comic lol

[cactus-chowder]

karma punishes them with each other

Image description under the cut

A 3 panel Dune comic. Piter is a short white person with long dark brown hair and fully blue eyes. Baron Harkonnen is a tall, fat white man with short red-brown hair.

Panel 1:

Baron (deeply wincing and pushing his fist against a table): Ohhhh I stubbed my toe on the table...

Piter (looking alarmed and cringing away): M’lord?

Baron: Piter, get out of my sight! Go home! Your workday is over, I won't pay you to hurt me. Don't take me for a fool, I know you take delight in causing pain. I know you did this. You disgust me.

Piter (with a large, agitated-looking text bubble): M’LORD?

Panel 2: 

Baron (holding a ‘world’s best boss’ mug in front of a background that looks like Michael Scott’s office from The Office): My mentat is incredibly cunning, and his nature is very chilling. Suffering pleases him. And I know that he will move against me someday. He has no loyalty to me, only to the wealth that surrounds me. So any time I get hurt when I did not expect to, it is simplest to assume that it's his fault. I don't care if it's his fault. I can't bear the thought of letting a slight against me go unpunished. It will be his fault often enough to be worth the approach.

Panel 3:

Piter (standing in front of a background that looks like the wall of the conference room from The Office, presumably being interviewed as he’s leaving for the day): There was a pattern... to how he walked through that room... Every day... I saw it. And I saw. That if I could move the table. By only a little bit? I saw that there would be. A new pattern.

Piter’s expression is both focused and vacant. He’s licking his lips and reaching out with his hand. He’s holding his blue jacket and black gloves over his arm & wearing a white renaissance style shirt.

#dune #piter de vries #baron harkonnen #very much inspired by/a tribute to #the office #the office bgs etc. are recycled from an earlier comic lol