#the old guard incorrect quotes

[as-is-yours]

nicky, early 13th century: i didn't do it for them. i did it for you, yusuf. i’d kill for you. please ask me to kill for you.

joe: first of all, calm down

#source: the simpsons #the old guard incorrect quotes #i’ve said it before i’ll say it again: #the early nicky and joe dynamic owns me #the old guard #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani #joe x nicky #immortal husbands

[headcanonthings]

Nile: Hey Nicky, what’s your love language? Nicky, without looking up from his cooking: Arabic.

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[peri-helia]

Nicky: The best swordsman does not fear the second best, he fears the worst since there’s no telling what that idiot is going to do.

Booker: Jesus, Nicky I said I was sorry

#and he never forgave #and he never forgot #tog crack #the old guard #incorrect tog quotes

[asamandra]

You better hurry, Joe, or sex will have to wait much longer!

#tog #the old guard #yusuf al kaysani #nicolò di genova #kaysanova #immortal husbands #life as a family #incorrect quotes #movie stills #my stuff

[cantteachanoldguardnewquotes]

#The Old Guard #Andy #Quynh #Copley #Joe #Nicky #Booker #Nile #incorrect quotes #Still trying to decide if gif was the most comprehensible way of doing this...

[lisagarlandd]

#the old guard #immortal husbands #joe x nicky #nicolo di genova #incorrect quotes #kaysanova #yusuf al kaysani

[fantasticangelrebel]

Joe: I’m not going to fight with you.

Andy: Why, because I’m a woman?

Joe: No, because you’re scary.

Andy: Oh, alright.

#tog #the old guard #joe al kaysani #andromache the scythian #incorrect the old guard quotes

[kateera]

Nicky: Can you turn on the lights?

Joe: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life.

Nicky: Darling, that's really sweet, but I can't see.

#Incorrect quotes #the old guard #joe x nicky #it wouldn't leave my brain

[as-is-yours]

andy: i would kill for you.

nicky: would you take a nap for me?

andy: know your limits.

#incorrect the old guard quotes #the old guard #nicolo di genova #andromache the scythian #source: unknown

[headcanonthings]

Nile: Let's play a game. Name one thing that you can't live without. Andy: Quynh. Quynn: Andromache. Joe: Nicky. Nicky: Pasta. Nicky: Wait, Joe what did you say? Joe: I said you! Nicky: Can I change my answer? Booker: No.

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[totally-correct-cr-quotes]

Caduceus: Today, I put this on your wound. Tomorrow, you help someone up when they fall. We're not meant to be alone.

#cr #critical role #critical role campaign 2 #the mighty nein #caduceus clay #source: the old guard #incorrect quotes

[asamandra]

Yusuf: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Nicolò: I wake up at 4:30 AM.

Yusuf:

Yusuf: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

#tog #the old guard #incorrect quotes #yusuf al-kaysani #nicolò di genova #kaysanova #immortal husbands

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Joe: How did you even get in here?

Andy: Joan's window. Or, as I like to call it, "Andy's door".

Joan: I’m closing the window.

#thank you incorrect quote generator for giving me something that is canon in the joan verse #my ocs #joan #i'm making stuff #joe al kaysani #andy the scythian #the old guard

[zairaalbereo]

It took me a bit longer than it should have done because my brain is holding weekend but I finally figured out who hippie Nicky's hair reminded me about. And it's this fella.

Love your drawings as always

Booker, smugly to Nicky: “I wore it first, you know.”

Joe, casually over his shoulder: “It’s not about who wore it first, Book. It’s who wears it better.”

(Thank you so much for the compliment and for the laugh! 😄💕)

#asks #thank you #immortal family #incorrect quotes #the old guard

[cantteachanoldguardnewquotes]

#The Old Guard #Incorrect quotes #Andy #Booker #Joe #Nile

[lisagarlandd]

Joe after waking up

#the old guard #immortal husbands #joe x nicky #nicolo di genova #incorrect quotes #kaysanova #yusuf al kaysani #booker #andy #nile