#the old guard: crack

[peri-helia]

Nicky: The best swordsman does not fear the second best, he fears the worst since there’s no telling what that idiot is going to do.

Booker: Jesus, Nicky I said I was sorry

#and he never forgave #and he never forgot #tog crack #the old guard #incorrect tog quotes

[queen-of-badomens]

This is why the guard isn’t allowed smart phones anymore…

The heat has melted my brain.

Lol based on this: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtzdIfGAyIf/

#the old guard #joe x nicky #tog fanart #yusuf al kaysani #immortal husbands #nicolo di genova #kaysanova #tog #joenicky #yusuf x nicolo #the old guard fanart #crack art #my art #i think i’m funny #Booker is not allowed to know peace #salad is a discord inside joke #which you can guess I’m sure

[saybiwithme]

#nile freeman #the old guard #tog #the old guard crack #tog crack #reneeedits

[nilefreemans]

things Nicky would have if they were real

#nicolo di genova #the old guard #kaysanova #tog crack #nickycore

[hellocatbruhbi]

I got no ideas of funny dialogue for this one so I'll let you guys do the captions

#batim #bendy crack up comics collection #bendy crack up comics #alice angel #miss twisted #Yes I feel like at this point it's just another normal day for Alice to see her friend in prison #Or make her go to her cell and stop bothering the poor guards. Your choice #I'm gonna repost more old art later

[pherryt]

Lost Boys

A multi fandom crackfic starring Ryoga Hibiki & Roronoa Zoro

Fandoms Include: One Piece, Ranma 1/2, Witcher, LotR, Zelda, Prydain, Fruits Basket, Old Guard, Slayers, Doctor Who and HDM Rated: G Words: 27,733 No Pairings Summary: Zoro and Ryoga get so lost they travel through other fandoms. No, they don't know what's going on either, but they sure would like to find out. Maybe someone along the way will have answers?

Authors Notes: I know a crossover like this is daunting. Not only are there 11 different fandom universes involved, but it's 27k.

First - I try to write all my crossovers so that you do NOT need to know the other fandoms to enjoy this fic. You might enjoy it even more if you do, but you can still enjoy it if you don't.

Second - I believe I have succeeded and I have testimony to prove it! I had @socially-awkward-chocobo read this over before I posted. She has no knowledge at all of HDM, never even saw the last movie for LotR (and doesn't remember much of the first 2), barely knows anything about Ranma 1/2 and doesn't remember anything about Prydain, except that it was read to her once as a child. And she enjoyed the fic :D

Thanks go to a number of people for encouraging this fic, helping this fic, or giving me ideas of fandoms/characters to play with. Including Socially-awkward-chocobo, I'd also like to thank

@li-izumi @unforth @ialwayscomewhenyoucall

... I think Tumblr is making it harder to tag people in posts. And to check if you did.

#multi fandom fic #multi fandom crack fic #crack fic #one piece #ranma 1/2 #lost boys #ryoga hibiki #roronoa zoro #witcher #old guard #zelda #prydain #lotr #hdm #doctor who #slayers #fruits basket #crossover fic #please give it a try

[julystruck]

No, I don't believe there's a place I can call, a place to get away from it all

#spilled ink #bunny #infinity #This is like supposed to be pre old guard after Lambent passed on #bc Bunny has longer hair and patched cracks #rghrghgrhrghrg rghghg #They're so everything

[druckkugelschreiber]

Something that never fails to crack me up are Andy‘s perfectly shaved pits in the plane scene. As if that woman didn’t just go several days crawling through a desert without a shower

#andromache the scythian #the old guard #not that she’d shave in the first place #but that scene in particular cracks me up

[normal-thoughts-official]

Really hope we get a scene where some mortal Nile knows happens to see her heal, and they try to pull a Bella Swan on her but it completely backfires

"How old are you?"

"27"

"How long have you been 27?"

"Three weeks"

"Oh. Happy birthday?"

#tog #the old guard #nile freeman #tog crack #overflowing trashcan

[peri-helia]

Yusuf, 1100: I think I’m falling for you

Nicolo, 1100: Get up.

#tog crack #joe x nicky #the old guard

[queen-of-badomens]

I couldn’t resist and I’m sorry and also not sorry. Done for the @theartguard server’s April theme of ‘memes’. I always enjoy drawing Joe as being incredibly proud of himself.

#the old guard #joe x nicky #tog fanart #yusuf al kaysani #immortal husbands #nicolo di genova #kaysanova #joenicky #tog #yusuf x nicolo #my art #theartguard #memes #the old guard fanart #crack #Joe is a champion #Joe regrets nothing

[shire-baird]

oh. OH IVE HAD A THOUGHT

So I've been thinking about immortality, particularly the different attitudes that Hob and the Old Guard have towards it. (Especially Booker)

And then I remember that quote that kind of goes, "Ist it better to have loved and lost, or have never loved at all?"

And that line was kinda rotating in my mind with Booker and Hob. And then I realized what the difference between them is.

They have both loved, and both lost. But Hob focuses on the loved, and Booker focuses on the lost.

#this probably isnt new but i feel like ive cracked the code #i have to find a way to work this into the hob meets the old guard crossover fic i started to outline yesterday #the sandman #hob gadling #the old guard #booker #sebastien le livre #the sandman meta #the old guard meta

[nilefreemans]

I lock onto shows and stuff that bring me any kind of joy when I'm very depressed and it sits with me for so long

#this is why Im still very much in love with the old guard after 3 years #and now its rwrb #its like a weed that grew through the crack of my depression #and its hard to kill but also kind of beautiful

[drinkingteainthedark]

[ID: A picture of Booker from The Old Guard, wearing sunglasses and sitting on a motorcycle, edited so he has breasts. End ID] Boob-ker

#the old guard #tog #booker the old guard #booker tog #tog crack #image description #craic #I decided that actually I do want people to see this #<3

[chappellrroan]

the way my heart just stopped after hearing this massive thud of my phone falling

#and that too in spilled water WITHOUT COVER BECAUSE MY COVER WAS SO OLD I TORE IT OFF #okay it has extra light cracks and is extra chipped in corners but that's screen guard so it should be okay rihjt???? #also the speaker sounds a bit muffled but that's okay i don't really use it (earpods loml) #the terror i faced in last 10 mins i was this close to crying istg #v.txt