#the pandaredd

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Damian: Hmm, I have [Important Task Here] to do, so I'll be gone for a few days, maybe a week.

Damian: ...I trust none of my siblings to care for my animals. Not even Pennyworth is trustworthy after last month's Jerry debacle.

Damian: *dials a phone number*

Damian: It's me, are you willing to pretend to be me for upwards of a week? You get to mess with our family for the low cost of looking after my pets.

Danyal "Danny" Fenton, formerly Al Ghul: Absolutely.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dc x dp crossover #danny and damian are twins #c: damian wayne #c: danny fenton #c: danyal al ghul #pandaredd lore

[shroudthecursedone]

#thepandaredd #pandaredd #dcverse #dcau #dc comics #dc movies #Gotham City #bribery makes gotham go round #joker promising to pay off student loans is the quickest way to get a team of lawyers #gotham judge #gotham lawyer #joker's new lawyer

[confused-wanderer]

Alfred is badass and has unuasual skills even for a batfam member.

Inspired by pandaredd’s skit where Alfred says “Bond wishes he was me”

The man is the caretaker of the bat family, he has raised every damn member, and has seen more than his fair share of wars, doomsdays and worse. He is a butler. And god knows what else in the spare time. All I imagine is that if a teenage Bruce looks up at Alfred and whispers he wants to train, Alfred might be the one who gives him contacts.

Alfred:

Bruce:

Alfred: .. wait here master Bruce, I know you won’t even listen to what I’m saying so I will let you learn the arts. Only under one condition though, I choose your trainers

Teenage Bruce: Alfred, whom would you-

Alfred *already on the phone* : Hello there Lee

Teenage Bruce *wide eyes* *mouthing* : Rock Lee??

Alfred *scoffing* : what world do you think we live in! Be more realistic Master Bruce.

Bruce: .. so who is it?

Alfred: Bruce Lee.

The scariest thing about the butler is that he will take you apart in less than a blow, and he doesn’t even need weapons. He will however use them just for fun.He can still hear if Bruce or any of the batfamily sneaks around, he’s been the only one who somehow knew Cass was in the room and offered her snacks while she was hanging upside down from the ceiling in the pitch black and overall has better instincts to locate any of them in the mansion than a GPS tracking system.

When supervillains, nosy reporters or even crooks try to break into the Manor, the fact that no one installed a security system should’ve really been a warning point that the Waynes had other.. deadlier security.

By the time Jason comes home he sees Alfred cleaning up the carpet, but doesn’t miss the wrinkled edge of the sleeve. It is only then when he looks to the other room and the criminals are all sitting in time out, each a truly remarkable shade of blue, black purple and green he’s never seen in real life. And none of them were even bleeding.

Alfred also has insanely fast reflexes. And to everyone surprise, he is an bloody good shot. Green arrow was once testing out a new arrow and it accidentally whizzed past the target and almost hit the cat when out of nowhere Alfred caught it and snapped it with one hand. And then proceeded to borrow a pistol and shoot the target while walking to the other side of the room, not even sparing a glance at the bullseye he had hit. All the while holding a tray of glass bottles that hadn’t moved a single inch.

He’s given advice to Jason on how to make explosives out of everything and nothing, taught Dick how to cut a tree in half with one kick, showed Stephanie how to always win Russian Roulette, guided Damian on how to break bones without ever leaving traces, taught Tim how to mimic someone’s voice and be scarily accurate, and so much more. Once on live television the world saw Alfred eat three cookies and refuse to pass them to Bruce Wayne before saying “They’ve been poisoned” and throwing them away. A few people swear they heard him mouth “bloody amateurs” afterwards and he insisted he was fine, stating that he was already “used to it.”

Whatever the fuck that meant.

And that is why the bat cave is a safer option for batman’s enemies than the mansion. Because if you were caught by the butler, just know that god has already forsaken you.

#batman #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #nightwing #tim drake #batfam #bruce wayne #damian wayne #headcanons #Alfred pennyworth #Alfred the butler #Alfred #pandaredd #Stephanie brown #spoiler #Cassandra cain #orphan #robin #teenage Bruce Wayne #pandaredd skits #pandaredd Alfred #pandaredd batfam skits

[pirateprincessjess]

One time Josie and I decided to surprise everyone by showing up to the D&D stream as legally distinct trans lesbian Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehogs.

#pirateprincessjess #jess and josie #this was so much fun!! #pandaredds reaction will never stop being funny to me

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Mei: *getting her hair dyed* I am the definition of sex appeal right now. There's enough tin foil on my head to deflect a bullet. THE C.I.A. CAN'T HEAR MY THOUGHTS ANYMORE! Red Son: What the hell are you talking about?

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk incorrect quotes #lego monkie kid incorrect quotes #lmk redson #lmk red son #lmk hong hai'er #lmk mei #mei dragon #lmk long xiaojiao #long xiaojiao #source: pandaredd

[hauntedgrape]

Ajdhdgsjsi

#pandaredd #not mine #jason todd #Tim drake

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Wolfgang: I’m sorry kid, you want me to what?

High Five: Well, Wolfy- Wait, am I allowed to call you ‘Wolfy’?

Wolfgang: 'Wolfgang' is fine, kid.

High Five: Right, I guess that would be kinda weird what with the whole ‘exile’ thing…

Wolfgang: Look, kid, I’m getting arrested here. You mind getting to the point?

High Five: Oh, right, yes, I guess you would be in kind of a rush considering your circumstances. Uh, look, I just have this music studies 101 paper that’s due like, eugh, tomorrow and, as you can imagine, music’s not really my forte, I’m more into aeronautics and that’s beside the point- Look, your dossier on the cultural impact of rock is revolutionary and, honestly, if it wasn’t for the fact that you’re a wanted terrorist, you’d be one of the biggest faces in the field, so I was wondering if I could leverage you for some…. uncredited help?

Wolfgang: ….

High Five: …Please?

Wolfgang: (tearing up) ...You think my work is revolutionary?

High Five: Is that a yes? Cause I can see the Trap Masters coming with the paddy wagon.

Wolfgang: (openly crying) Y-Yeah, sure kid, whatever…

----

Blades: (punches Golden Queen in the face)

Golden Queen: Gah!! Damn it!!

Blades: Answer the question, Goldie!

Golden Queen: You little brat, you’ll pay for this!

Blades: (starts choking Golden Queen out) If you know what is good for your health you will not make me ask again, now answer the question!

Golden Queen: Alright, alright!! …The three branches of government are legislative, executive, and judicial.

Blades: (letting go) Damn it! I knew I got that question wrong…

Golden Queen: (struggling to breathe) Wait a minute, you already took the test?!

Blades: Man, shut up! The fuck are you still doing conscious?! (punches Golden Queen’s lights out)

----

Dr. Krankcase: (mixing an alchemical brew) Hmm, yes, an interesting reaction.

Echo: …Bro, did you just mix oil and water and call it an ‘interesting reaction’?

Dr. Krankcase: You?! How did you get here?! How did you find my lair?!

Echo: I’m smart, and you’re basic.

Dr. Krankcase: I am not bas- What do you want?!

Echo: Well, I got a chemistry paper due tomorrow and Mags told me you’re apparently a great alchemist but, from what I’ve seen, I already know more than you. I’m out of here.

Dr. Krankcase: I’m a great alchemist! I know things! Where are you going?!

Echo: To go talk to- Get off me, man- To go talk to Pop Fizz or Bad Juju or any of the other ten million potion experts in Skylands.

Dr. Krankcase: But I know thi-!! Okay, I guess, just… forget I was here. Don’t tell Eon about us!

#skylanders #incorrect quotes #incorrect skylanders quotes #source: pandaredd #Blades #Dr. Krankcase #Echo #Golden Queen #High Five #Wolfgang #admin post

[genadelikesships1233]

Bruce wayne : I have to many kids.

Also bruce wayne when a mentally ill, child with a passion for vengeance or justice, has a "complicated" relationship with their parents and/or can beat the shit out of older mentally ill people.

"Alfred call the guy"

#someone pls get this reference #Pandaredd #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily

[tik-tok-ify-the-tumblbeast]

#pandaredd #pandaredd dc

[rockingthegraveyard]

I was thinking about Jason's search for his mother, how it started. Jason didn't just go looking for random women based on the limited information that is his birthday, probably hospital, and that his mother's name starts with an 'S'. He found his father's address book which has the names with three women all starting with an 'S'.

Among these is fucking Lady Shiva.

Which makes me wonder how a random Two Face "thug" like Willis Todd has at the very least, the name of a woman of her caliber in his address book. I'd say it's a "work" thing but as far as I know, Shiva and Dent never teamed up.

How did they meet? How did they get on friendly enough terms that Shiva possibly shared an address with him. (Real or fake would be aside the point because why would she share it at all unless she wanted to at least appear like she's on friendly terms.) Was Willis, pre New 52, a total chad?? Did they just work together at some point before Dent? If so what kind of jobs was Willis even doing that Shiva deemed him useful.

So many questions.

#Willis Todd #Lady Shiva #Sandra Woosan #Jason Todd #this is bc i was watching pandaredd vids #not the point of the video he was making #but i couldn't stop thinking about how jason just didn't pull those names outta his ass

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

Chrysalis: I’m sorry kid, you want me to what?

Silverstream: Well, your highness- Wait, am I allowed to call you ‘your highness’?

Chrysalis: Chrysalis is fine, kid.

Silverstream: Right, I guess that would be kinda weird what with the whole ‘exile’ thing…

Chrysalis: Look, kid, I’m getting arrested here. You mind getting to the point?

Silverstream: Oh, right, yes, I guess you would be in kind of a rush considering your circumstances. Uh, look, I just have this psychology 101 paper that’s due like, eugh, tomorrow and, as you can imagine, psychology’s not really my forte, I’m more into civil engineering and that’s beside the point- Look, you’re manifesto on cross-cultural psychology is revolutionary and, honestly, if it wasn’t for the fact that you’re a wanted terrorist, you’d be one of the biggest faces in the field, so I was wondering if I could leverage you for some…. uncredited help?

Chrysalis: …..

Silverstream: … Please?

Chrysalis: ….. (tearing up) You think my work is revolutionary?

Silverstream: Is that a yes? Cause I can see Flash coming with the paddy wagon.

Chrysalis: (openly crying) Y-Yeah, sure kid, whatever…

—-

Gallus: (punches Sombra in the face)

Sombra: Gah!! Damn it!!

Gallus: Answer the question, smokey!

Sombra: You little brat, you’ll pay for this!

Gallus: (starts choking Sombra out) If you know what is good for your health you will not make me ask again, now answer the question!

Sombra: Alright, alright!! … The three branches of government are legislative, executive, and judicial.

Gallus: (letting go) Damn it! I knew I got that question wrong…

Sombra: (struggling to breathe) Wait a minute, you already took the test?!

Gallus: Man, shut up! The fuck are you still doing conscious?! (punches Sombra’s lights out)

—-

Diomedes: (mixing an alchemical brew) Hmm, yes, an interesting reaction.

Ocellus: …. Bro, did you just mix oil and water and call it an ‘interesting reaction’?

Diomedes: You?! How did you get here?! How did you find our island?!

Ocellus: I’m smart, and you’re basic.

Diomedes: I am not bas- What do you want?!

Ocellus: Well, I got a chemistry paper due tomorrow and Swift told me you’re apparently a great alchemist but, from what I’ve seen, I already know more than you. I’m out of here.

Diomedes: I’m a great alchemist! I know things! Where are you going?!

Ocellus: To go talk to- Get off me, man- To go talk to Zecora or Twilight or any of the other ten million potion experts in Equestria.

Diomedes: But I know thi-!! Okay, I guess, just… forget I was here. Don’t tell Celestia about us!

#Submitted by: Admin #source: pandaredd #Silverstream #Gallus #Ocellus #queen chrysalis #king sombra #king diomedes #student six #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #mlp fim #incorrect quotes

[dea-certe]

#pandaredd #dc pandaredd #halloween special

[shroudthecursedone]

#thepandaredd #pandaredd #dcverse #dcau #dc #dc comics #batfamily #batfam #batclan #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #“the homeowner” #he would do this #the panic and manic as he works to defuse the grenade

[speedierthanasubmarine]

GUYS

I SENT PANDAREDD ANOTHER THING

AND

I

HAVE

NO

REGRETS

#thepandaredd #pandaredd #panda #red #Nightwing #disco #discowing #no regrets #no regurts #no regerts #none #none at all #I’m so happy

[strunmah-mah]

[Video transcript

Text box: Make Condiment King Scary; There’s your challenge.

Red Text: TW: Discussion of Murder

The Panda Redd: OK

The screen flashes and Panda is now dressed as Condiment king

Condiment King: You know, I always hated that name. The one that the press gave me. Condiment King. So patronizing. Like I’m trying to make some grand standing of what I do, I’m not. I’m not. Wanna know how I got that name? It’s a funny story actually. See a life time ago I was just another, another goon, another grunt on the street working for Falcone. And, uh, One day I found myself at this restaurant, some, some racket Falcone’s been running and the uh, the owner decided not to pay. So I was sent to, uh, relieve him of his station. Guy finishes up his meal, I follow him into the back, stick a gun in his face. “Hands up Fucker, Flacone sends his regards.” The bastard kicks it out of my fucking hand. So the part that nobody decided to fucking mention to me was the guy was a goddamn black belt in karate. who starts throwing me around. He slams me into the fucking walls. I’m getting stains from all the shit falling off of him all over by brand new sky blue suit that I’m wearing for this fucking occasion. That is, until I see the stove. I see they’re cooking up a special brew of uh, extra hot sauce on there. You know, that it only takes three pounds of ground up chilies, consumed in one sitting to kill a man, purely from the capsaicin. Well I’ll tell you what. He figured out what it’s like to inhale that shit. I grabbed his head and I just, I just fucking held it under, I held him there, until the fucking bubbles stopped coming up. And that was it, I thought. But you see a man kills a someone with a bowl of hot sauce, in a suit soaked in condiments, and well. Everyone in Gotham’s got a gimmick. See my problem isn’t with the name it’s self. It’s with the insult that is implied. People think that what I do is silly. But I’m going to ask you something. If the ketchup on your burger was too tangy would you stop eating it? Or, or if your hot sauce wings tingled your throat in a way you didn’t expect, would you all of a sudden stop? The thing is, apart from taking a shit, eating is when people are their most vulnerable. I ask you, do you know what poison tastes like? Are you sure?

Condiment King laughs and the video ends.]

Imma bee real honest here. My ideal sequel to The Batman would be Battinson vs. this very specific version of Condiment King. If The Panda Redd didn’t play him I wouldn’t watch it.

#dc #the batman #battinson #pandaredd #condiment king #HELL YEAH!!! #I got it to work this time #do you know how many tries it took to get that stupid video to function???? #I didn't know you couldn't just put in the url #you have to download tiktoks to make them work #which is a heckin pain on pc #i had to dowload some random af software extention to do it #and the one i picked would let me download songle videos #mass dowloads only friends #and then i guess it doaloads thumbnails or covers or something too? #so i accidently loaded that up first #which doesn't work in a video player #so anyway #after many trials and tribulations #scary condiment king

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Macaque: *opens a box of Mac and cheese* Mei: *running* Macaque: *pours Mac and cheese into pot* Mei: *still running* Macaque: *adds water to pot* Mei: *kicks down door* Macaque: *drops Mac and cheese* FUCKING HELL MEI! WHAT THE FUCK!? Mei: LOOK ME IN THE EYES! I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU Macaque: ...ok? What!? Mei: LOOK Macaque: I'm LOOKING! What the fuck do you want!? Mei: ok, did you steal your gimmick from Shadow the hedgehog? Macaque: *voice crack* No Mei: HAHA, I FUCKING KNEW IT, I'M TELLING EVERYONE *runs off* Macaque: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE *takes off after her*

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk incorrect quotes #lego monkie kid incorrect quotes #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk liu er mihou #lmk mei #mei dragon #lmk long xiaojiao #long xiaojiao #source: pandaredd