#the pasta speaks

[count-woe-laf]

girl help I am drowning in women

#tumblr #please theres so many #the pasta speaks

[penne-alfredo]

HIT POST LIMIT. QUEEN DEAD

#WOOOOT #the pasta speaks

[heartsforchrisandmatt]

Photo dump?

here ya go BITCHES!!

#photo dump #pasta #sunsets #christopher sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #sturniolo #matt sturniolo #i love chris #nick sturniolo #boop o meter #funny stuff #i speak

[cemetaryvampire]

Tumblr rate my dinner

#I love cooking #pasta #vin speaks #im autistic #silly posting #vro

[allthegothihopgirls]

dick grayson has started appearing in my dreams like some kind of prophet i think i need help

#i wish i was joking #the past 3 nights in a row. #the 2nd night he was making pasta from a big industrial bakery looking machine on the sidelines of a sabrina carpenter concert #ok guys this is my downfall i have zero shame left #dick grayson #nightwing #robin #dc comics #dcu #dc #dc batman #dc nightwing #dc titans #teen titans #titans #gothihop speaks

[moonshynecybin]

vr46 road trip they are not making it out of tavullia before the car breaks down (they forgot to get fuel), someone has been left behind(Mig was smart and didn't show up), they are on the side of the road arguing about running out of food, Bezz is having a meltdown that Vale left them for Marc(what does this mean for his future), Cele forgot to pack a bag, Luca and Pecco both brought the wrong maps, and Franky is regretting all his life choices the people of tavullia are watching them going great who's going to direct them back to the ranch and taking bets on how long it takes for them to realize they are still in tavullia

i know i said franky drives but they still absolutely leave him behind at least once he is a canonically chronically late king... cele not only forgot a bag but he wants to pee every three minutes... luca tries to put on a VERY dry podcast and has to contend with bezz micromanaging the vibe on aux with his sad girl italian indie music... pecco is absolutely that bitch with three different navigation apps trying to minmax the road trip even though his ass is not driving....

#truly they drive in a BIIIIIIIIIG circle. which to be fair is a low stakes version of their normal job... #they break down on the side of the road and all fight over the right way to change the tire. home with pasta by 6. #callie speaks #motogp #asks

[apollos-boyfriend]

no hate to her creator but it makes me so sad that nina got rewritten to be more of a jane style character. nina was fun for her over the top scene girl self-ship swag. they took away her whimsy :(

#icarus speaks #she’s kind of just the same as most other female pastas now…. #just a hashtag edgy hashtag girlboss revenge killer #where’s her fun :( her whimsy :( her weird girl swag :( #creepyposting

[hikennosabo]

was looking into the tristamp chugai grace cafe collab and found the menu on reddit. this is the most If You Know You Know i've ever fucking seen

#the pasta... the DRINKS??? #nai's drink........ #'welcome home' what if i explode actually. #wish i could've gone fr #trigun talk #june speaks #trigun spoilers #<- I GUESS I SHOULD TAG SPOILERS. LIKE.

[taleweaver-ramblings]

The problem with cooking is that, 50% of the time, when I'm in a position where I'm the one cooking, I have a very specific idea of what I want, but I can't find a recipe for it, and I'm not confident enough in my skills to make up a recipe. It's very frustrating.

#this brought to you by the fact that I WANT a spinach-sausage-pasta skillet dish for dinner #and I want it to be creamy but not super cheesy #but all the recipes I can find use italian sausage and I want smoked sausage #or else they don't include spinach #or they're cheesy instead of just creamy #and I haven't cooked with spinach since I graduated college #it's just a very frustrating situation #I'm probably going to end up just making a salmon burger so I can eat dinner on time #*grumble grumble grumble* #taleweaver speaks #taleweaver rants #food

[projectray12]

it's that time again

#gods fucking damnit i love pasta #kira #kira speaks

[count-woe-laf]

google search how to stop loving when love is all I'm made of

#how to chillax with my love for my friend who used to call me everyday and now gives me one word answers if i text first #sigh #the pasta speaks #for k

[citriosis]

trying to explain pizza tower to my friends like "it's kinda like wario land but the main character is named peppino spaghetti and the tutorial literally uses a remix of the fucking pizza pasta song but it's such a good game i promise i PROMISE"

#; the citrus speaks #; it's pizza time! #pizza tower #got to ancient cheese but got fucked at the end bc i am not good at vertical movement yet lol #also pizza pasta song has a name #it's a ditty.it thingy of funiculì funiculà #anyway i will talk more about my pizza tower experience bc i just got myself the game! :D

[strawbs-screaming]

assigning the boxers random roles in a restaurant because im bored

shimishimiyayshimiyay, drank swalala swalala swalala

Doc Louis - tired dad with the most annoying kid ever

Little Mac - annoying kid that will not shut up, gets tripped over by someones foot

Glass Joe - orders overcomplicated stuff, waiters hate him and want him gone

Von Kaiser - waiting for his meal that he ordered 30 minutes ago

Disco Kid - random dude loudly chatting with his friends

King Hippo - trying to get the courage to ask the waiter for ketchup

Piston Hondo - actually normal person eating their food in a normal manner

Bear Hugger - also loudly chatting with his friends, laughing like someones holding him at gunpoint

Great Tiger - arguing with the manager

Don Flamenco & Carmen - couple having dinner and pretending nothing is going on

Aran Ryan - kicked out for trying to fistfight a worker

Soda Popinski - ordering another bottle of soda for the 20th time

Bald Bull - fistfighting someone in the back

Super Macho Man - too busy taking photos of his food to actually eat

Mr Sandman - eats one (1) serving of garlic bread, pays and leaves

Gabby Jay - old man randomly approaching you, saying some shit you dont understand & leaving

Narcis Prince - arguing with the manager part 2

Heike Kagero - having the most atrocious, down bad, foul conversation with his friend, unaware that someone is listening in and is traumatized

Dragon Chan - said friend that is having the atrocious down bad and foul conversation with heike

Hoy Quarlow - old

Rick Bruiser & Nick Bruiser - arguing with each other over some fries

Pizza Pasta - depressed waiter ready to quit on the spot

#punch out #headcanon #punch out wii #punch out headcanons #bald bull #aran ryan #don flamenco #glass joe #piston hondo #great tiger #pizza pasta #narcis prince #hoy quarlow #dragon chan #heike kagero #does anyone actually check these tags?? probably not #<- means its time for me to speak about shit no one would care about #considering learning finnish actually.. sounds fun #i just want to distract myself and pretend im live laugh love'ing out here #also considering writing people's phone numbers on random places with weird messages #<- only to ppl i dont like tho #<- you couldnt get this info out of me with waterboarding but whatever #sorry to that one person actually reading these. im concerned

[daedric-prince-of-pasta]

making a trip to red mountain. does anyone want anything

#tes #the elder scrolls #morrowind #bethesda #pasta speaks

[fizzingwizard]

dear internet stop throwing pictures of beautifully toasted bagels slathered in cream cheese at me i don't have a toaster i don't have room in my teeny kitchenette for a toaster a toaster is a luxury here in japan as are bagels as is cream cheese

bagel places here that ask me "do you want that heated up" make me want to cry tears of joy even though all they mean is they're gonna stick the bagel in the microwave for ten seconds so it's slightly warm-ish but not enough to crisp up or melt the cream cheese a little

#food #closest bagel place to me has two options blueberry bagel or white choco chip #its fortunate that i love blueberry but anyway that shows the general mindset towards bagels here they're sweet snacks more or less #hard to find everything bagel or onion bagel etc #i havent been home since before covid but my primary reason for wanting to is i neeeed a nyc bagel #and real mac n cheese and real grilled cheese #and pasta that isnt spaghetti with something something cream sauce #oh and i really miss american bbq which means it sucks that i'll be going home in winter bahahaha #never expected to stay here as long as i have but otoh food cravings aside what real motivation do i have to live in the us #obvs my parents and i do want to see them and wish we could live close #but as for life in the us itself... living here is so far a lot easier in a multitude of ways #the biggest downside is my being a foreigner. gotta reapply for that visa every few years #and even though i speak japanese every day the business-style japanese of workplaces is totally different so im limited in terms of jobs #aaaand when im home in the us i have the opposite problem... i miss japan and japanese food instead xP #why cant i teleport that'd solve everything #fizz's life #why are people reblogging this??? X'D

[ajarofpickledtears]

if u think you've seen this before no u haven't (lie)

#cylas speaks #poll #polls #food poll #pasta poll #almost posted without setting time to one week again