#the poor blanket

[the-data-files]

sweet dreams

#ds9 #star trek #my art #sketches #garashir #elim garak #julian bashir #Said Garak-Bashir #Garak and Said need at least 30° Celsius and some blankets to stay warm at night while poor Julian has to sweat lmao

[queruloustea]

in the last art post i made i said that hollow deserved soup, and i think quirrel does too, so now i offer you some sketches of the sillies making some soup :)

#hollow knight #the hollow knight #quirrel #my brain told me quirrel would hold a kitchen knife in reverse grip #hollow gets a blanket :) #they are friends :))))))))))) #i am once again beset with poor health and would very much like some good soup myself ... #queruloustea

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

so i was thinking about how Howdy has eight legs bc he's a caterpillar - those have lots of legs. but butterflies? they only have six

imagine he comes out of his chrysalis and he's down two limbs. mf would have to relearn how to Walk

#i had this realization and Lunged for my tablet #caterpillars when they're in the soup: you know what? these are unnecessary *discards limbs* #and yes i know i know Technically caterpillars have six true legs and four prolegs yes yes #However they still kinda count and i like to have fun #he'd wake up and have a total httyd1 hiccup moment #*lifts blanket* Ohhhhhhhh fuck where's the other two #lmaoooo later frank hands him a bottle full of leftover Caterpillar Soup like 'here they are... sorry...' #i gave him cute stripey pj pants bc i caaaaaaan <3 #scribble salad #yassified howdy <3 #i feel so bad for him... #he tries so hard not to pupate and then not only Does He but he winds up with only two legs. poor guy! #not sure if i wanna stick with this for yass!howdy tho! i so do love his four legs...

[pie-bean]

Would you invite him in or leave him out in the rain?

#the poor little thing... his briefcase contains just a banana peel too... his only blanket... :'( #acnh #animal crossing new horizons #mine #animal crossing #acnh gyroid #crumploid #acnh hhp #acnh video

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

I literally forgot how badly they both got beat up by the Deadly Six before finally triumphing and sending them home but oh my word

Still, the way they're leaning on each other, hobbling to the door together, trying to make sure the other is alright, and still giving each other a fist bump despite being so obviously exhausted and hurt.

🥺💙💛

#I don't think ive ever seen them drawn that busted up in idw elsewhere #well except for when sonic got electrocuted by surge later #he looked pretty scuffed up and burnt there #but they BOTH look so banged up here akndnfkskdns #poor kids #i wanna give em hot chocolate and cover them in blankets #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #miles tails prower #sonic and tails #unbreakable bond #they're brothers your honor #wholesome sonic and tails wednesday #wstw #wsatw #sonic idw #sonic idw comics #idw sonic #idw tails

[questforgalas]

Hey Jen? I just want to have a little chat, that’s all

#he is MISERABLE #my poor poor baby oh my god #bring Crosshair home boys please for the love of my heart it can’t take this any longer #there are not enough blankets I could wrap him in #there are not enough cups of cocoa #there are not enough hugs #the bad batch #star wars #tbb crosshair #crosshair

[cuervosolsticio]

"BRING. HER. BACK!!"

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I never got to share the actual illustration besides the time-lapse video, so here she is!

I really love drawing her because she's so complex, so strong but vulnerable at the same time, intelligent but awkward, and despite everything, she's still so young fighting against God himself.

#the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #my poor blorbo #i want her and gideon to just bw happy and safe and sharing a blanket watching netflix #tlt fanart #my art

[nd-frogoblin]

You know Vanessa is just so utterly messed up, like even just the things we actually see in the movie without all the implications

she gets the toy of a dead kid, which probably wasn't the only time either

we know she is with the animatronics more often, probably bc of guilt and having to clean up

when she shot that gun she was too scared to even look and i dont think she was even surprised when her own father turned against her like it was nothing

before that she clearly implied some conditioning and manipulation from her dad when she said she wouldnt be of any use

this was probably not the first time she had to keep a security guard in check

and if the way afton talked to the animatronics was anything to go by, was so extremely abusive and manipulative

but she probably couldnt leave, she didnt have a support system and this was her dad afterall, he couldnt be that bad

he probably also had things to hold over her head, threaten her with

did vanessa ever get to make a free choice? did she want to be a police officer or was she forced to, and her name?

The implications of it all, its just jdkhahsk it is literally so sad, she really is so fucked up and of course my brain decided to immediately latch onto that

#fnaf movie #vanessa shelly #she is so poor like a wet blanket #she is just a babygirl #she deserves so much better #i want to just #put her in a blanket pile with a hot chocolate #but also i can only write angst #soo.. #fnaf movie spoilers

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

Event?????

1 or 7, domestic style fluff with my favorite eel?? ♡♡ (it's Floyd of course)

I leave romance vs platonic up to you, gn reader so everyone can enjoy as well :)

Can't wait to see what younc9me up with!!! If you need any help or ideas come bug me, floyd sits in my head constantly like a very annoying song

Warm Mornings; Floyd Leech

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, romance

Content Warning; Some swearing

Word Count; 700+

Author's Note; Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a Floyd? I am here to deliver soft Floyd(TM) hours! (he also sits in my head constantly; the song is the low-quality Funky Town)

Even when Floyd was dead asleep, he squeezed you, and that was your situation now. You were lying on top of him, and he had you in a comfortable yet strong bear hug. Just tight enough that you couldn’t wiggle free from him. And it was normally fine, but last night someone had left the window open and now it was warm and humid in the room, making you feel sticky.

“Floyd,” you whispered, trying to wake him up gently.

A gentle snore was your answer. You should have expected that though, he sleeps like a damn log.

You tried wiggling around a bit, but Floyd just hugged you tighter on unconscious instinct and rolled over, trapping you under him. Yeah, you were officially stuck. “Floydddd,” you groaned, poking him right above his hips. “You’re crushing me.” 

Usually he would wake up by you repeatedly poking him, but he was out cold, he only just shifted, trapping your face where one cheek was pressing against the mattress, and the other was smushed up against his chest. Normally, you wouldn’t complain about this situation, but it was grossly warm. You were also too far away from your usual ‘escape the crushing weight of my dearly beloved eel route’, which was just tickling his legs and feet. Too bad your arms were pretty much pinned against the bed. 

“Floyd, get off me,” you grumbled, squirming around like a worm on a hook.

Still nothing.

Sighing, you accept your fate. Besides the humidity, it was rather nice. Sure, you couldn’t make out the crashing of the waves on the beach, the steady beat of Floyd’s heart was right up against your ear, and it was slow and steady.

Slow and steady, not two words many people would associate with Floyd. It was a calmer side that only you got to see; when you were overwhelmed, or when he was feeling soft. Yes, he was usually a bundle of energy, but even he had his quiet moments. Within the hurricane, there was always the eye, where things remained still, despite the wild winds outside.

“Mmm,” Floyd groaned, the first sign of life you’ve seen since you’d been sandwiched.

He slowly blinked his eyes, working out the sleep from them, and tilted his head down so he could actually see you, since you were still stuck between his chest and the mattress. “Heh heh, I caught a Shrimpy in my sleep!~” He drawled, voice chipper but still heavy from sleep.

“Yes, yes you did. Can you please get off though, it’s gross out,” you groaned. At least he was cute, which the wild bed head only played in his favour. How can he look so good in the morning? Maybe it’s a mer thing… “Floyd?”

He hadn’t moved, and was instead giving you a wide grin. “Hmm, maybe I should’ve called you Crabby instead of Shrimpy, Shrimpy,” he pinched your cheeks teasingly, “since you look pretty crabby right now.”

You rolled your eyes, “And maybe I should use that mushroom risotto recipe that Jade gave me for our dinner tonight. But that’s only if you don’t get off.”

Floyd narrowed his eyes at you, trying to make out if you were bluffing or not, since last time you were dead serious and did exactly that. But he rolled off of you, grumbling a bit. “Meanie,” he muttered.

You shuffled over to where he was dramatically splayed out, his head slightly turned to you, and giving you puppy dog eyes. Chuckling, you kissed him on the lips, as that is what he was being dramatic about.

Giggling, he captured you in his arms yet again, and trapped you against the mattress for a second time this morning. He was giving you a shit eating smile. You weren’t leaving this bed until he had his share of kisses.  

“Floydddd,” you groaned, but you weren’t annoyed with him, if anything, you were amused. There was never a dull moment with him around.

“Shrimpyyyyyy,” he mimicked your voice with a more prominent whine. “You know the drill!~”

Sighing, you ran your hands up through his messy hair, and brought your lips together, deeper this time. You knew the drill; neither of you were getting up until both of your lips were tired, sore, and most likely bitten… which may not be for a while.

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Tags: @azulashengrottospiano, @eynnwwyjth, @hydra-sea, @krenenbaker, @officialdaydreamer00, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii

#dove does events #follower event #twst #twst x reader #twst x gn reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #floyd leech #floyd leech x reader #floyd leech x gn reader #sha la la la my oh my! go on and ~kiss da eel~ #identity! #identity. floyd lives rent-free in my mind and he really should start paying me rent it's damn expensive #free weighted blanket that kisses you; aka I'm cranky because my weighted blanket is being washed and pressure stim is AMAZING #a mattress reader eel sandwich; nice and toasty for ya #you're going to need a shit tonne of chap stick for your poor lips; damn bastard bites and KNOWS his teeth leave a mark #he does it on purpose; but whines if you do the same to him #floyd; shrimpyyyyy why did you bite my lipppppp? #reader; *lips with visible and nearly bleeding marks in their lips cuz of him* you know why #fish bastards my dearly detested #<- for people wondering; i love them but at the same time i hate them #doing a lot of domestic fluff but that makes sense with this event; plus it's good practice; and GYIFYDTSTRSRTHJ BRAIN ROT

[thejoobiestnerd]

So I may have binged the entirety of the Houseki no Kuni manga. Anyways, have some memes I made:

And a non-inverse colour version of the second meme:

#houseki no kuni #land of the lustrous #a lot of manga panels are more meme-able then we first think #houseki no shitpost #houseki no kuni was a car crash #followed by a pile-up. then an airplane crash. which hit a neuclear power plant #and I think I loved every second of it #I need to put phos in a box and shake them around- then sit them down near a fireplace with a warm blanket and a mug of hot cocoa #the ship of Theseus is strong with this one #anyways Joob ramblin tags again #Houseki no Kuni is 105 chapters not for the weak willed or of poor horror-tolerance #you will question the human condition

[bethanydelleman]

One of my favourite relationship dynamics is Person A is relatively normal, Person B has all the mannerisms of a terrified stray cat. B is in proximity to A and it becomes the only goal of Person A's life to pet that stray cat. A is going to make B feel safe, and warm, and pet-able (in a very respectful manner) if that is the last thing they do.

Bonus points if A destroys (in whatever fashion) all the people that dared make B that way...

#favourite tropes #this is how I feel about Fanny Price #I want someone to treat her like that #but I don't get that from Edmund so I leave disappointed #my happy marriage #perfect marriage revenge #wrap the poor human stray cats in blankets and make them feel loved

[emo-batboy]

Depression meals Battinson has made himself at least once while unsupervised to the shock and horror of Alfred

(Alfred has to sleep at some point. that’s when Bruce decides to wreak havoc and make these barely edible monstrosities)

(Btw he’s vegetarian, fucking fight me)

Pepper jack cheese between two seaweed sheets

Uncooked ramen dipped in the seasoning packet

Ready rice with cold tofu

Spoonfuls of peanut butter

Instant grits with one slice of American cheese

Pop tart dipped in hot chocolate

Spaghetti noodles with no other ingredient than a mountain parmesan, didn’t even put salt in the water

“Technically bread” (water and flour, microwaved…he was having a really bad day)

Bread, cheese, ketchup, microwave = pizza

Cream cheese and jelly sandwich

Vegan hot dog microwaved without a plate. He picked it up from the microwave with a piece of white bread and ate it just like that. No dirty dishes

kraft mac and cheese with one single raw asparagus

Various little kiddie-themed smoothie shots

Dry cereal

Cheddar cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla

Vegan dinosaur nuggets (microwaved, tho he tried to cook it in his hot coffee once, it didn’t work)

Frozen snap peas straight from the bag, unthawed

Tomato soup with cheez-its sprinkled on top

Tried to make a meal completely out of vitamin supplements once, based entirely on the exact amount of nutrients you need in a day

A family-sized bag of generic brand corn chips

Hard boiled eggs (they were supposed to be soft-boiled) and paprika

Blueberry bagel, toasted, no butter

Cold chicken noodle soup in one of those paper cartons from the corner store (it gave him food poisoning)

Microwave grilled cheese

Cucumber rolls (cucumber slices he rolled in microwave rice)

Leftover cake washed down with a protein shake

A hunk of mozzarella cheese, microwaved

Frozen Garlic bread (it’s actually good like that, he swears)

Four 5-hour energy shots to make a 20-hour energy (his heart rate didn’t go back to normal for two days)

Fruit snacks squished between two slices of wheat bread

Tried to dry scoop protein powder once, worked about as well as the cinnamon challenge

Pistachios with the shells (it was an accident. He did not notice)

Refried refried beans (for protein)

Handfuls of mushy, room temperature blueberries

Tofu block cut up with a spam slicer and dipped in mustard

#battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #the batman #batman 2022 #battinson needs a hug #alfred pennyworth #poor bruce wayne #wrap him in a blanket #gotham #i took some of these straight from reddit #inculuding the “technically bread” #dc universe #dc

[snowycavern]

Fishwhisker become a bartender in this @the-exiled-comic AU!!

Petalsong is a professional security officer sent from a corp to work for the bar Fishwhisker is working at

(Fishie was also training to be an security officer at the same corp as Petal but Coralclaw happened)

(I also don't know how they actually train security officer lmao, I forgot to do research)

Also close up

#the exiled comic #warrior cats #warriors #warriorcats #furry art #furry #digital art #au #art #my art #fanart #The poor Fishwhisker is still a soppy wet blanket in this au pensive emoji

[anigst]

Murikon - ch 02

#murikon #an impossible marriage #muri marriage #tsuki makoto #manga #whump #manga whump #bl manga #fever #sick #caretaker #2nd pic is so good!!! #the way hes clutching the blanket #poor boy was suffering alone #My posts

[crazylittlejester]

562 days since we last saw Warriors’s scarf….

Maybe that’s why he’s so stressed out- Maybe someone just needs to wrap it around him and give him a hug and he’ll be okay (i miss his smile and when he was happy)

art cred to @linkeduniverse !!

#give him back his emotional support blanket #maybe he’ll be okay once he gets it back #poor guy #he needs a nap and his scarf #the legend of zelda #zelda #link #linked universe #loz #lu warriors #lu wars #lu #hyrule warriors #linked universe warriors #warriors linked universe #warriors lu #jes talks #days without wars’s scarf

[carnation-damnation]

Is it really miscommunication if there's no communication at all?

#sketches #sonic au #I Was a Teenage Werehog #sonic's immense guilt over hurting someone he cares about vs shadow shutting down as to not worry anyone. fight !!! #shadow and sonic are established partners in the au. not much changes about their dynamic lmao #but when sonic finds out he bit shadow as a werehog he feels so much guilt. he doesn't hurt people. that's not the kinda guy he is. #and shadow is still in denial that he can even be infected #He was created to be a beacon of hope and a cure to an incurable disease. but if he's infected by sonic's condition..there's self doubt #Anyway. someone give these poor kids some weighted blankets godamn #Was way to lazy to write all those words out man.wrist hurt #Sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #anyway goodnight honk shoo honk shoooo if they're off model no they arent