#the real reason

[project-walrider]

#the real reason #eddie gluskin #outlast whistleblower #outlast #outlast shitpost

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Persephone: But Aphrodite, I'm straight.

Aphrodite: So is spaghetti until it gets wet~

#the real reason #aphrodite x persephone #aphrodite #persephone #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

[glbtrx]

Morzan: Mmh, so why would I join you?

Galbatorix: No more vegans.

Morzan: ...

Morzan: I'm in.

#The real reason #you can't blame him #Morzan #Galbatorix #the inheritance cycle #eragon #Incorrect eragon quotes

[incarnateirony]

#we're in the #fes #now #winchesters codex #death the almighty #orphic egg #the world #souls #heaven #the empty #shadow #the great seal #tzimtzum #the real reason #jack made it loud #i had a family #became a father #discovered who i am #it's in just being #it's in saying it #i love you #castiel's path #binah #death #death is an infinite vessel #the answer to life's greatest question #you are not alone #the universe #the whole world #the beginning and the end

[aj-allen97]

Can y’all imagine how much different the original Star Wars movies would be if Luke went behind his aunt and uncles back and transmitted his application to join the empire before the start of the movie 😂

Scenario 1: No one in the application office bats an eye at the name Skywalker because their not paid (or old enough) to recognize this last name - so Luke gets accepted, makes it through training without anyone batting a eye at his last name - he ends up doing some incredibly lucky (or some shit) that gets his report bump up to Darth Vader/Palpatine level and their both looking at this report about a kid name Skywalker and poor Vader is going “I have a son?” - While Palpatine is like “heck yes new apprentice!”

Scenario 2: Some one does catch the last name Skywalker (I don’t know maybe Palpatine had that last name flagged and Owen and Beru been getting past that by homeschooling or some shit) - and A) some low level grunt that dosnt know the scoop kills Luke thinking it’ll earn him some brownie points. Or B) Poor Luke is elevated up the ranks to working directly under Vader and Palpatine as the next in line to empire or something along those lines and he has no clue why because no one is explaining shit to him.

Scenario 3: Luke gets accepted no one bats an eye at his name - realizes he’s way over his head and the Empire isn’t great as the propaganda says it is - accidentally rescues the princess and joins the rebellion- while Palpatine is looking at this report going “we had a kid named Skywalker among the ranks and no one told me???” Or something like that 😂

#star wars #luke skywalker #star wars au #Luke joins the empire #wacky shenanigans happens #lucas films #based off of that one throw away line about sending in a application to the emprie #the real reason #that obi wan Kenobi was going grey #he knew Luke wanted to join the empire

[cozymodeonpoint]

senshi fans: learning how to make nutritious meals for themselves

laios fans: down bad

marcille fans: lesbianism

chilchuck fans: putting that man in situations

#this is what I've observed over the past few weeks #it's great #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #laois touden #marcille donato #chilchuck #2000+ notes later and I'm starting to think i read y'all to filth #with exception to senshi fans also being down for him #update at 9000 notes: you can like laois for autism reasons and still be down bad #some of y'all in the tags and fics are down bad for laois in mental way #like you want him to be real so you can do brain crazy with him do you understand

[wrenderart]

I made this a couple of months ago but. hack your 3ds. do it right now.

#my art #graphic design #3ds #3ds hack #hi everyone ill make new content soon sowwy ive been moving #the real reason im posting this is so i can link it from my neocities #oh i have a neocities btw. check out my main blog for that info

[allo-frouto]

Can you open your dms please, i'd like to send an aesthetic photo of my curved dick😋

That's exactly why I don't open them.

#<3 #thank you #for showing #the real reason #bless you #oof

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

But, the real reason the BOOTH landed where she did was to allow the Inspector to witness the arrival of a ship from far beyond Earth

which he manages to track down, only to stumble upon W.I.T. soldiers surrounding the building in which the spacecraft crashed.

#Inspector Spacetime #The Cosmic Cutie (special) #the real reason #BOOTH #DARSIT #X 7 Dimensioniser #X 7 #landed where she did #let the Inspector witness #the Inspector (character) #the arrival of #spaceship #ship from beyond Earth #he tracks it down #only to stumble upon #World Intelligence Team #W.I.T. #W.I.T. soldiers #surrounding the building #the crash site #Back from the Dead (trope) #Back from the Dead #W.I.T. reinstituted

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[aromantic-diaries]

"this character is autistic coded so headcanoning them as aro/ace is wrong because you're reinforcing the idea that autistic people are incapable of having romantic or sexual relationships" DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY ASPEC PEOPLE ARE ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM

#aro #aromantic #arospec #ace #asexual #acespec #also are you aware that they're called headcanons for a reason? they're not real. you don't have to agree with them #i'm not really into fandom stuff but yeah

[thirdtimed]

some more lifers

#on my neverending quest to draw all of them... #ft. grian again becasuse. eayah #life series #life smp #trafficblr #my art #i feel shy tagging all of them but in order from left to right itssss #grian joel lizzie tango scott jimmy #:D #no real rhyme or reason to this just have been ambiently doodling them throughout the day

[timetobetraumatised]

Ah yes, cheese. The feeling of betrayal.

#the real reason #the cake is a lie #is because it is actually cheese

[frickerdoodle]

Mild act 2 Durge spoilies

My Dark Urge has been vehemently denying any thoughts of bloodlust to their companions and has hiddentheir evil deeds whenever possible (threw a certain body in the river and played dumb about where they went, for example) so imagine my shock when everyone knew about his deep dark secret after the most harrowing night of his life.

#the dark urge #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #comic #astarion #My durge is a tiefling named “Nice” and its his virtue name which i think is funny #He's fully fallen for Astarion's act because the brain damage made him naive #Astarion tolerates it for the canon reasons but I'm pretty sure Nice writes just real dogshit poetry about him

[sunsestart]

Small...

#I saw this on twitter and I just had to draw it akshsksj #“the real reason why papyrus isn't on deltarune” #sunsest-art #undertale #papyrus #art #deltarune #queen deltarune #I just think it's funny #most of us are used to Payrus being perceived as tall #but his sprite is quite small #hes just the tiny🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏

[marzipanandminutiae]

quotes by Victorians about the 1920s view of their generation's women

"We are frequently told that the Victorian woman...generally behaved like a pampered and neurotic infant. This is all moonshine. I do not think that I ever saw a woman faint before I came to London in 1869, and not often after then...they enjoyed a hearty laugh, and a good many of them a contest of wits with any man." -Nineteenth Century, a Monthly Review, 1927 (written by a man born in 1850)

"What queer ideas the girl of 1929 has about the Victorian period- they are not a bit true...Marriage was by no means the end and aim of our existence. Oxford and Cambridge claimed quite a few of us after school days were over. We had great ideas about 'life' and what it all might mean to us." -St. Petersburg Times, 1929 (written by a woman born in 1853)

"True, debutantes were chaperoned at balls. But that fact did not prevent them from dancing as frequently as they chose with their favorite partners. The idea that girls in the Victorian era spent their days sewing seams and practicing scales is another fallacy." -Gettysburg Times, July 1, 1927 (quote from the Dowager Lady Raglan, Ethel Jemima Somerset, who lived from 1857 to 1940)

#history #when they were still alive to defend themselves #maybe- much as I rag on modern historical fiction -we've gotten a bit closer to the truth than our grandparents did #see this is one reason I love studying the Victorian era (besides hoarding their detritus like a dragon I mean what) #it just is One Of The Eras Of All Time in pop culture #and it means so much to so many people that getting to the real human bottom of it fascinates me #spoiler: it boils down to 'people were people and always have been'