#the resident speaks

[moveslikekeithrichards]

#tiddytaco #speaking as a nj resident. i think i would be fine #80% of my listening is frankie valli anyway. & i have bruce & whitney on my side

[autiwara]

Get in losers, we’re hunting BOW’s

#I saw a tiktok and had a vision #there's a reason they made him a passenger princess in re4<3 #resident evil #resident evil 4 remake #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #hello kitty #art #resident evil fanart #sketch #procreate #this is the vacation he keeps speaking of #resident evil 4 #re4r #re4

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

attempt to return to normalcy

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #seriously speaking i cant imagine ethan surviving re8 and then getting another IT job 😭 #bro got moved to europe and lived there in paranoia for 3 years before his paranoia got proved RIGHT #ethan can be a stay at home dad and go to therapy 😭 #i also think if ethan survived re8 he would be a bit of a helicopter parent #i think he would be so terrified to leave rose #he carries the baby monitor with him everywhere :(

[allthegothihopgirls]

i'd like to think that damian's whole stealing the batmobile thing has evolved from wanting to drive it, into but a game to see if he can actually get it.

he lost the interest in driving it so so so long ago, now he just wants to keep everyone else in the family on edge as to whether he's going to try and steal it or not.

#it also adds to his resident 'little shit' rep #damian wayne #batfamily #batfam #batboys #robin #dc comics #dcu #dc #bruce wayne #batman #gothihop speaks

[crimsonbubble]

pervy rookie leon with an affinity for tits, size don't matter to him !

cw. nsfw, gn!reader with tiddies, nipple play, slight sub leon, marking, vague power dynamics, *not proofread, just pure horny

[i got a bit carried away]

Good lord, he’s helpless

You’re his superior

He shouldn’t be perving on you like this

But you haven’t acknowledged it or done anything to hide it

Poor boy can’t help but let his eyes wander a bit

Watching how your tits bounce and jiggle with your movements

How your clothes fit around them so nicely

On warmer days, he loves seeing your pretty tits when you’re wearing a tight fit t-shirt or tank top from under your uniform

When he has you to himself? His lips are latched onto your chest

Kissing and nipping soft reds into your skin

His tongue suckling and swirling around your nipples

Peering up at you through soft lashes as he presses more kisses to your skin

Kissing up to your neck while his fingers pinch and pull at your nipples

Leon wanting nothing more than to touch your tits, have his mouth on your nipples while you play with his drooly and sensitive cock

He wants to cum on your tits

Coating your pretty skin with a white mess

#bubbly speaks <3 #ash answers #bubbly writes <3 #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x you #leon kennedy x y/n #leon kennedy smut #resident evil x reader #resident evil x you #resident evil smut #leon kennedy drabble

[zeb-z]

can we talk about Phil and Jaiden today and their interactions after Jaiden finally shows her wings because I’m going crazy.

Jaiden showing off her wings for the first time to Phil, and Phil both happy for her and also insanely jealous, because why did she get to keep her wings, while his got clipped so badly he needs his backpack to counterbalance the weight he lost - or at least the weight he looses having to keep them close to his back.

and the whole time they’re talking in a group, hanging around spawn, Jaiden is perched somewhere above the group. up in a tree, moving from branch to branch, or against the wall, or right on the top of that lamppost. Phil, on the other hand, stays sat on the bench the entire time. grounded.

and every time Jaiden hops from perch to perch, he looks specifically at her. zooms in whiles she’s sat on the lamppost even as he continues conversation. its such a small detail but really helps punch in just how much Philza can’t let it go, can’t stop wishing that he could do the same.

#the bird lore goes fucking crazy on the qsmp man #the fact that they’re both og island residents….I need more phil backstory now more than ever. was jaiden allowed to keep her wings as is #because they knew she wouldn’t fly away? while phil was known to be wild? were they both previous experiments and jaiden was better behaved? #also #im still not clear on if he’s said they’re gone or just clipped but man. if they’re just clipped that backpack on them cannot be comfortable #I have questions and I honestly dread the answers #phil ‘allergic to lore’ za using casual gameplay movement to rp and then blatantly dropping character info #mcyt #qsmp #q!philza #philza #q!jaiden #jaiden #z speaks

[ch3rryfunk]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING AND LOOK AT THESE PICS I TOOK!!!!

he’s so beautiful wtf my heart is racing

#also sorry for disappearing i had a medical emergency and didnt have time to post 😭 im ok though #cherry speaks #resident evil #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy x reader #leon s kennedy x reader #resident evil infinite darkness #resident evil vendetta #biohazard #gaming #leon resident evil #leon re2 #leon re #leon re4 #re4r leon #re leon #leon kennedy re #re leon kennedy #leon kennedy re4 #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #leon re2 remake #re4 leon #leon re4r #leon kennedy resident evil #leon re6 #resident evil leon #resident evil 4 remake leon #resident evil remake

[omurizer-draws-things]

#resident evil #albert wesker #arttag #fanart #day 2875 of speaking his return into existence

[apollos-boyfriend]

they should add find the button to purgatory

#icarus speaks #if they REALLY want to torture the residents i can’t think of any better way

[homosexualanarchy]

these mfers look like they’re going to call you a foolish fool

#CONTEXT #THESE ARE IN GAME OUTFITS FOR RESIDENT EVIL CHARACTERS #THEYRE DLC OUTFITS #resident evil #resident evil 4 #re4 #resident evil 4 remake #re4 remake #leon kennedy #ashley graham #ace attorney #franziska von karma #kinda #ashley literally looks like franziska #id in alt text #added context bc a lot of ppl had no clue what game the image was from #october speaks!

[sensitiveheartless]

(for after you've had the chance to read ch106)

As the resident soup connoisseur, do you have any recommendations for the current Dazai and Sigma soup? 🤔

Recommendation 1: If the soup broth is overheating (or on fire, as the case may be), one must remove the ingredients before they overcook!

Recommendation 2: The most vital ingredient in subversive soup-making is, of course, spices. Season well!

Recommendation 3: Eat while it’s still warm.

Recommendation 4: …profit?

(Mileage may vary.)

Bonus:

#this is cursed my apologies #resident soup connoisseur is not what I was expecting to become but I am very pleased with it XD #was not expecting it to be remotely relevant to bsd canon #speaking of WHY THE FLIPPITY HECK IS THE WATER ON FIRE #WHAT EVEN IS THIS PRISON AT THIS POINT #someone save sigma please #bsd #my art #ask box #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd sigma #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #kinda lol #bsd manga spoilers #bsd manga #bsd 106

[illmetkismet]

It's so funny to me when stupid men on the internet complain that Ada's remake voice makes her unsexy, as though if she crashed through their living room window with her grapple, kicked them down to the ground on her way in, and then stepped on their balls with her high heels and said, "Meow. Now," they wouldn't immediately start mewling like newborn kittens for her. Get real.

#ada wong #her remake voice is so insanely sexy and if a man says otherwise he's speaking from a place of self-ignorance #resident evil

[eurodynamic]

HUNK – The Mercenaries RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE (2023) dev. Capcom

#resident evil #resident evil 4 remake #resident evil hunk #residenteviledit #residentevilnet #gamingedit #dailygaming #* #if i speak i am in big trouble

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

new comic is taking me awhile since i have to actually draw now, have a heisenberg while u wait

#karl heisenberg #resident evil 8 #i h8 drawing his hair #it looks nothing like it at all #who cares... #i care... #but whatever #all my hair drawing skills were wasted on drawing ethans weird hair #speaking of #picrews need to make more hair options that r just normal guy hair #how will i be able to make ethan winters when all the options r spikey anime hair #i need him to be able to look like the plain white guy he is #his hair is not soft and fluffy! #hes built like a lego man! #ill make a picrew so i can add the hair option

[enigmatic-rain]

Finished decorating my new traveler notebook! Very happy with how it came out!

#stickers are from starsalts on etsy and pipsticks! #rain actually speaks #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #resident evil #re8 #resident evil village #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu

[bi-panic-at-the-disco]

okay so controversial take however I think that if you think that Karl Heisenberg is “daddy” or whatever then you are misjudging his character. he is silly. he is goofy. he talks like a radio host. he said “lycans and gentlemen”. he apologizes to Ethan after Sturm is being too loud. i think that whenever he is being suave or charming that he has been practicing that in his head or to the dead bodies that he mechanically mutilates. he is stinky and a dork. he cannot be daddy because he has so many parental issues let’s be honest. he has a corkboard. he thinks that he is smart with people. this man has not socialized in years.

#disco speaks! #karl heisenberg #he is a silly man who has grown up in a stilted and traumatic environment #he has barely any outside contact and makes lycanthropes #he lives in a factory full of corpses and I doubt that he cleans regularly #he is a thing to study like a bug #and yes I do think he is hot but that is my personal problem #i want to baffle him and confuse him okay!! #he is ODD #resident evil #resident evil village