#the rest are crack ships

[wordy-little-witch]

Unhinged hit take but imagine for a moment all the Doflamingo/Crocodile ideas being a thing, and Doffy finds out IN JAIL about Cross Guild. Mans is losing his SHIT okay, his ex left him for a CLOWN.

CROCODILE turned him and his business proposals down but partnered with THE CLOWN?!

Oh his brain cells are Gucci and Prada, bedazzled and flexed, he knows math and THIS? This math ain't mathing, buster.

So he escapes.

The hows are unimportant and also I don't care enough to flesh it out. It just Happens, okay?

So Doffy is free, no sock needed, and he beelines STRAIGHT to Karai Bari.

Well. He swings by a high end boutique first because he's bougie like that, but then he is THERE, okay?

So Doffy shows up and causes a Ruckus. Cross Guild Poly has, by this point, NOT been established, but Croc and Mihawk both have FEELINGS. Buggy is oblivious.

Doffy sees Croc having A Feeling and Assumes. After all, Crocodile rarely expresses any kind of emotion unless it's on purpose to this is completely mathing now. The clown must have SOMETHING going for him.

So Doffy Seduces The Clown. It's to prove a point, prove he's BETTER than Buggy, he's COOLER and more FASHIONABLE and he wears HEELS so obviously he is the best choice. He needs to understand his enemy.

Only... Buggy's actually pretty damn cute.

And also makes... really good noises. He's so responsive. And sensitive. And he's a masochist to boot, right up Doffy's ally. AND this clown has some SERIOUS stamina, holy stars.

The night ends with Doffy, exhausted, staring into space with Buggy curled up, head on his chest and covered in bite marks. He is still processing.

The next day, he wakes up and he finds Buggy in the little kitchenette, in an oversized shirt and thigh highs, making pancakes and bacon. The clown turns to him, smiles, greets him, offers coffee. Doffy gets breakfast and is left still kinda reeling even as Buggy babbles happily, shirt slipping off his shoulder slightly and revealing a bite mark there. The former warlord looks away, indignant at the tingling warmth if a blush, of all things, on his face.

He hates to admit that he can maybe see the appeal now.

But he still thinks the clown is using some kind of weird fucking clown magic. He's NEVER gotten so worked up after a transactional lay before.

Crocodile and Mihawk meanwhile are FROTHING because they each had a 37 step plan to woo the clown and the flamingo bastard jut swooped in out of prison and bedded him. That isn't fair. That's the opposite of fair.

Seeing Buggy limping the next day and Doffy still kinda out if it simply makes the two dark haired men want to claw out someone's eyes.

Buggy is a special brand of oblivious because he thought Doffy just wanted good time once, no biggie, he gets it. So when the feathered man sticks around, he's cool with it. He doesn't really get why the others are all weird about it though.

He also doesn't get why their ominous threats and off putting vibes have intensified either, but he's good at rolling with the punches.

He tells Shanks a much during their monthly i-don't-miss-you-i-hate-you-how-have-you-been talks.

Shanks tells him they like him.

He hangs up on the redhead. Then he calls Shaks again just to hang up once more, this time with passion.

Everyone's suffering.

#crocobug #hawkbug #birdbug? #DofBug? #doflamingo x buggy #crack ships #cross guild polycule #gay ass pirates #nobody is mentally stable here #the rest of the guild is watching this like a telenovella

[boughkeeperdain]

Dick: Okay truth or dare?

Tim: Truth

Dick: How many hours have you slept this week?

Tim:

Tim: ...Dare

Dick: Go to bed

Tim: I don't like this game

#dick grayson #tim drake #nightwing #red robin #dc comics #batman #batfam #theyre brothers your honour #tim drake x a good nights rest is my favourite crack ship #because its never gonna be canon #theyve had to hide his coffee #life expectancty of everyone in the manor has dropped by a significant number of years because of this

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hi, I was the anon that had brought up the high seas adventure!! I'm glad you took interest in it, and hearing your ramblings to add onto it just made me imagine so many fun things! (Poor Eddie, haha. With your description, I just imagine a dog trying to stand up in a moving car.) Ohh, now I imagine a case where the ship wrecks and their stranded for a few days until another rescue ship comes! Perhaps on an island?? I hope some of them know how to hunt!

the very first thing that came to mind was Eddie sobbing while pointing one of Howdy's guns at a crab. Sally just comes up & stabs it through the shell before taking it back to the fire for eating. Eddie collapses to his knees, wracked with guilt-

#frank & sally arguing over how to build the S.O.S signal #frank wants to be tactical. sally wants to go full Elizabeth in potc - giant bonfire #frank wins the argument due to popular vote #hard cut to everyone standing in the water staring at the Very On Fire island #anyway eddie's 'i wouldnt hurt a fly' statement makes me think that he would not be able to kill anything on purpose #hunt? nah hes just gonna forage. crack open a coconut on a rock. try that weird mushroom #meanwhile wally & howdy are chatting about the weather while spearfishing #for some reason im imagining an almost entirely barren island #like theres five trees & a nice patch of vegetation #but the rest is barren sand w/ the shipwreck on a nearby sandbar #hm yes thats where their camp is. huddled under the half overturned ship <3 #the water between the bar & the island is shallow enough for the big neighbors to wade through #lots of fish for dinner! #rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #lmao wait ok so wally has this ability where he can turn abandoned doors into portals #(it takes a lot of energy & power so its a last resort trick) #so im imagining that a week or so into this impromptu banishment #frank goes 'wait. wally you can do the door portal thing' #and they all go OHHHH SHIT and start building their own door out of the ship's wood #oh hey... what if that island becomes an emergency escape / stash for the neighborhood... #tight spot? no where else to go? they have a remote island camp!

[heartonxions]

twt ft fans cannot fathom lgbtq ships with lucy bc “wErE wE wAtChiNg thE sAmE ShowS” and “but mashitfuck draws them like this??” IF WE ALWAYS LISTENED TO “CANON” AND SHIT WE NEVER WILL HAVE FUN. ITS REALLY THAT SIMPLE 😭 absolutley nowhere did anyone say that FRIENDSHIPS BETWEEN DIFFERENT SEXES ARE VOID THEY DOMT EXIST!!! SOMEONE LITERALLY JUST SAID IN THEIR EYES CANA AND LUCY HAD MORE CHEMISTRY 😭😭😭 TWITTER LITERACY RATES ARE AT AN ALL TIME LOW I HATE THIS FANDOM SOOOOOO MCUH .

anyways

#ARGGHH I KNOW IM SUBTWEETING ON TUMBLR ITS NOT COOL FOR ME RITHER BUT UGGGHHHH ITS SO STUPIDDDD #WHY CANT PEOPLE JUST LET PEOPLE SHIP LUCY WITH OTHER PEOPLE (AND THIS GOES OUT FOR THE REST OF THE OF AGE CAST) #ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS #if any of you catch me being like BUT GAJEEL AND LEVY WERE DRAWN LIKE THIS IN CANON #kill me #like #just . kill me #no way… people.. ship other characters… than the more popular one?? NO WAY!! #we need to bring crack ships and rare pairs back god #this is why i just lurk on twitter now 😭 #gay ft fans save me gay ft fans save me #onx rambles #A LOt #bc he is MAD today #anyways is this a safe space #… jetjeel and droyjeel… :]

[masked-alien-lesbian]

Excuse me while I swoon...🥰🥰🥰🥰

#This woman can crack my back #Anytime she wants to #choices #pixelberry #playchoices #sod #ship of dreams #theo carter #Theo #F!Theo Carter #F!Theo #Shove her in with the rest of my fav #LIs

[midnight-els]

Margo is everything. Sergei is just Ken.

#lord help me I'm once again deeply invested in a f/m ship with a talented brilliant incredible amazing woman and man who is fine I guess #margo ilysm #yes I made sergei's background red bc russia #I have reached new levels of unhinged since I finished s3 #which of my childhood traumas made doomed by the narrative ships like crack to me? I just want to talk #also I do not care if this meme format is nearly burnt out #I love it and I will continue to use it for the rest of time #you cannot stop me #for all mankind #margo madison #sergei nikulov #margo x sergei #barbie movie

[jasontoddssuper]

Percy Jackson-coded songs in my opinion(correct)

#it started with the first one(ft a duet with my pjo s/i)and spirraled from there #gives you hell is for her breakup with annabeth and vampire is luke gr*oming her in the egg cracking early au(horrifying but in-character) #teenage dirtbag is preyna and never knew i needed is for any ship you want #songs called 'jason todd' and 'gwen stacy' were MANDATORY(the latter is transmasc4transfem jercy from her pov) #peace sign is her to nico and toh is very her core #she absolutely loves sally enough for it to needed to be two songs to be expressed and issues is a poseidon disstrack(also cause legos) #and the rest are self-explanatory!! #percy jackson #perseo jackson #persephone jackson #perlex #pjo #hoo #summer.fanmix #percy jackson defense squad #OH WAIT-all of you is a grand friendship song in this context!! #grooming cw #abuse cw #letters from summer

[captainseamech]

SMASHES THROUGH WALL* SLEEP DAMNIT

             “Y’ AIN’T MY SIRE! AND IT AIN’T TIME FOR THAT YET!”

#capslock tw #blustering-old-fool #🚢 | inside the ship / ic #✉ | better be important / asks #🤡 | nice to 'sea'! / crack #[ ... love is telling each other to sleep but none of them goes to rest it seems JSNDKDKS ]

[artificerstimetable]

#i want this lady to crumple like tinfoil #screech REALLY likes takis #also this was a crack ship of an oc and ambush or smt but #now its serious time #charlie is a christian man with now 8 wives(the remaining one is ambush #the rest were taken by aliens or the government canonically :( #hashtag sad #50-60 something year old man finds hotel and Hot Babe!!! #does ambush have an age??? dunno #but now shes like ageless/around that age #she/he ambush? #more likely than you might think #doors roblox #doors fanart #doors oc #theyre t4t #screech is charlie's new kid #charlie is literally immortal in doors #he has eternal crucifix #doesnt hurt the buddies or anything but like #just makes them eerily not murderous. #a bit more able to talk to #we love doors #doors screech #doors ambush

[rauhallinen-hauki]

but what if Symmetra leaves vishkar and goes on a journey of self discovery and construction and ends up in the australian wasteland and befriends the Junker Queen and uuh it becomes something more

ft a shitpost sketch of the queen meeting the ayatollah of rock n rollah and the indisputable ruler of bartertown

#crack ship that happens when youre a fan of portal and the og mad max trilogy #overwatch #symmetra #satya vaswani #junker queen #odessa stone #symmqueen #not tagging the rest of the wasteland royalty because shitpost #dont care for ow2 but roadrat is canon as always and the queen looks fun to play so its ok i guess #my art

[pixxyofice]

fuck huntlow

#it feels like nobody ever fucking tags it #'oh a fun relationship post!' they include huntlow casually as if they are on the same level as lumity and raeda #wow i sure do love it when they reduce character arcs to a love plotline that puts them aside in the name of appeasing fans #i hate you i hate you i hate #also if any of them stumble upon this in the search: move the fuck on #ship a good crack ship like the rest of us

[fourspiceblend]

I wanna redo that Engage character sorter thing again after I finish the game lol. I'll probably post the one I did before playing just to compare, and maybe the ones I've done for other games too. Maaaaaaybe

#only the top 10 cause who wants to know the rest am I right? #i might ruffle some feathers because once again i like a few characters that seem to be widely hated #and some who are widely popular don't even crack my top 10 #not as many feathers as I'd ruffle if i posted my engage ship chart tho #nonsense

[phoenixwrites]

aren’t you part of the problem if you’re writing for a ship that doesn’t exist on the show - steve and billy hated each other so why the hell would you pair them in a fic??

My brother in Christ.

Where in all of my postings, in all of my fic writing, did you come by the idea that what happens on the show in any way affects my ship writing?

Like their hatred for each other is why I’m shipping it dude, hatesex is a thing.

If you want the real reason, for THIS fic, it involves Jason and Chrissy ‘s non athletic son who absolutely hates basketball but is forced to play by his father. I liked the idea of Steve and Billy (post character development) as exceptionally kind coaches who are sympathetic because their dads were assholes too. It felt organic to pair them together so that’s what I’m doing.

I’m getting a lot of nutty asks today…part of the problem, what does that even mean.

#Hellcheer #Harringrove #If Steddies would just admit it’s a crack ship like the rest of us #and stop being total pricks about it #Id be a lot more sympathetic #anyway Steve and Billy had likr two homoerotic scenes and Steve and Eddievhad like…maybe half of one

[ask-dusk-on-unicrons-planet]

Characters

˗ˏˋ ˖ Rules || Character || Verses || Promo ✶

the dead god : unicron

team question : the autobots

rising from the ashes : the decepticons

do not bother : the neutrals

run and save yourself : the survivors

key keeper : monster jack darby

out of tune singer : monster miko nakadai

virus detected : monster rafael gonzales esquivel

trouble messenger : monster william bill fowler

mother knows everything : mosnter june darby

fused with metal : monster leland bishop | silas

a last hope : general bryce

department of intestellar relations : vogel

assistant researcher : sierra

race to victory : vince

#post #the dead god : unicron #team question : the autobots #rising from the ashes : the decepticons #do not bother : the neutrals #run and save yourself : the survivors #key keeper : monster jack darby #out of tune singer : monster miko nakadai #virus detected : monster rafael gonzales esquivel #trouble messenger : monster william bill fowler #mother knows everything : mosnter june darby #fused with metal : monster leland bishop | silas #a last hope : general bryce #department of intestellar relations : vogel #assistant researcher : sierra #race to victory : vince #[💝 in character || sush! they are watching us] #[❣ ooc || no pressure rest a bit] #[💞 crack ships] #[💗 canon ships || 💌 platonic friendship] #[ 📧 answered ask 📩] #[ 🎩 tag : meme ] #[☠ listen to your god | you will serve my will | the night is forever] #✶ self promo ✶ #[✶ TFG1 ASK ✶] #[✶ RESCUE BOTS ASK ✶] #[✶ TF ARMADA ASK ✶] #[✶ TF EARTHSPARK ASK ✶] #[✶ TFP ASK ✶] #[✶ UNICRON TRILOGY ASK ✶]

[qvnthesia]

🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?

Definitely hugs between Klaulena (because they're both thirsty for actual affection) and conversations between Elejah because they always end up being so precious and meaningful and send me tumbling down sobbing EVERY DAMN TIME

thank you for your asks <33

#like why do they have to be so angsty? #all the elena x mikaelson ships #kolena's complete crack #BUT THE REST #me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #the vampire diaries #klaulena #elejah #elena gilbert #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #the originals #klena

[priestfrommidnightmass]

i love thinking abt my history with writing rpf because i’ll be like yeah no i’ve never written any rpf. and then i start thinking abt it and i’m like welllll there was that one time in fifth grade… and that other time in fifth grade. alright and then i’m not sure i can count that one. okay now that one definitely counts although nothing ever came of it. and now that one would’ve been so great. and then there was that one i wrote a bunch of but never finished. and then there’s

#like i guess i should instead say i’ve never Published any rpf #rip to the insanely hilarious crack ship me and my ex made up the few sentences of that fic i wrote were incredible #also rip to that one idea i made a fuck ton of progress on and then abandoned #it was one of those things i’d think abt before bed and brainstorm every precise detail #but then i never actually wrote a lot of it down… #rest in peace it was actually so good i very often debate going back and finishing it but idk if it’d be any good anymore