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hansoeii · 8 months
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look at you, you're gorgeous!
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canisalbus · 17 days
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Today's tumblr experience.
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edwardbonnets · 8 months
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how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide
bonus:
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mylittleredgirl · 10 months
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i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so now will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.
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braisedhoney · 7 months
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two glorious anniversaries in a month. you go king.
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🗡That will depend on the manner of your return 🏹
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jesncin · 5 months
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A comic about Clark Kent, Lois Lane, and typos.
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dykealloy · 7 months
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how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this
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evercelle · 7 days
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mychemicalraymance · 9 months
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LOCK UP YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS! HERE THEY COME!
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Will the real FNAF Helpy please stand up?..
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o0kawaii0o · 1 month
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Wet cheese
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reineydraws · 21 days
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i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶
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demigods-posts · 1 month
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sometimes. i just have to remind myself that percy took annabeth to paris. like, canonically. he forgot their one-month anniversary. and took his girl to paris to make up for it. the standards are in elysium.
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akanemnon · 2 months
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Sorry, Noelle... They're a little slow on the uptake.
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
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catharsistine · 11 months
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The scene in the Barbie trailer when Barbie is skating around with Ken and asks "Why is everyone staring at me?"
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AN ADOLESCENT GIRL.
Living in Barbieland (childhood girlhood) but then suddenly you're all grown up in the real world subject to scrutiny and sexualisation (the guy slapping Barbie's ass) and feeling like existing is a crime?
Being forced by adult men into a box (which leads to the not like other girls syndrome) and exploring the 'real world' (being forced to grow up too quickly) while fighting the realisation that maybe the world sucks and being a woman is so difficult while hoping with all your heart that it's not always going to be this way.
Losing touch with the very things that made you happy because they're considered immature and girly? (The group of teens that said they hadn't played with Barbies since they were five.)
Older women telling you that you have to learn the truth about the world and that you can never have your old life back (Kate Mckinnon's Barbie) despite it being the only thing you yearn for, but also older women being a bright spot and support (the old woman on the bench) in the endless slough of life.
And this is just the trailer!!! I'm so excited for this movie I can't breathe, Greta Gerwig the woman that you are 😭
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