i watch people react to the lotr movies on youtube sometimes - just for my personal relaxation - and this one guy just said "maybe this is presumptuous but why can't they just make a new, even stronger ring that controls all the other ones plus the one ring?" and, holy shit. why don't they just keep making even stronger rings. apart from all the lore and storytelling reasons for why that's not possible under those specific circumstances, i wanna send a complete stranger the wikipedia article for "arms race" so so so fucking badly 😂
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Is #6 a sequel to The Ring In? Either way I am very intrigued 👀
DALAWA yes, yes, it is. TK and Carlos find themselves back in the presence of Ethan, Lindsay, Janet, Tarryn and Maddysin, as well as some new and more unhinged infernal OCs. These include: Gabby Brie Stiller (Maddysin's evil ski instructor), Richard "Dick" Reynolds (Carlos' childhood nemesis who also has a raging boner for him) and Janet's apres ski gang.
BUT FIRST! SoulCycle:
In a turn of events that surprises absolutely no one, TK loses the spin cycle argument. Instead, he finds himself in the sleek and shiny reception area of a SoulCycle studio, Nancy on his right and Carlos on his left.
“Stop looking at each other,” Nancy hisses, catching TK rolling his eyes in Carlos’ direction. “It’s indecent.”
“How is looking at my husband indecent?” TK asks, frowning. In his peripherals, he notices Carlos steadfastly looking in the other direction, as if separating himself from the impending bickering.
“I know you,” Nancy points out. “And I’d like to put in an early request that you don’t try anything in the restrooms here. I’d like to come back at some point.”
“What’s indecent is the shape of that sculpture,” TK shoots back, pointedly ignoring the restroom comment. If anything, it’s got him wondering how Carlos would feel about a quick mid-session blowjob. “It looks like a—”
“Of course you would be drawn to that,” Nancy interjects quickly, scowling at the sculpture in the reception area. “I don’t know why I didn’t just invite Carlos.”
“Trust me,” TK replies, “I’m asking myself the same question.”
Some early reviews and assistance from @dustratcentral @rmd-writes and @celeritas2997 and I'm gonna tag @goodways because I forgot I was literally writing a scene just for you (as per the below) and @liminalmemories21 because lim asked for a snippet of this 500 years ago 💜
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the idea of jack being this sunshine and rainbows silly optimist as a contrast to his dads being violent maladjusted borderline-serial-killers is kinda funny but like, jack is also violent and maladjusted and legally wanted by the FBI and only puts on a sunshine rainbows silly optimist act because his emotional state is loaded with celestial C4 and makes everyone he loves genuinely fear him when he isn’t sunshine and rainbows so he’s just compartmentalizing all his maladjusted trauma as “not so great stuff” to avoid blowing up his family lol teehee
not sure where I’m going with this but what i am getting is that this whole family is a family of violent maladjusted borderline-serial-killers and jack is the designated Weird Little Guy chanting “road trip road trip road trip” when they’re about to descend into the depths of Hell or some other dank haunted place and throwing up a peace sign after dislodging a machete from some monster’s head and taking home morbid souvenirs like charms and body parts and basically just getting silly with the horrors. which is arguably way funnier than whatever the fandom’s doing with him
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Astaroth Skill Pendent (£95 - out of stock), Requiem Dark Ring (£100.00 – £340.00) & Web Of Bones 2.0 Ring (£60.00 – £320.00) from Bloody Mary Metal - prices depend on the material chose for each piece of jewelry, it appears Rhea’s are all the sterling silver option
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now that I’ve seen the whole season, yeah, amazon fucking wins this round, I love this show. trop is a fabulous adaptation.
baby girl elrond? love it, I did not think I’d have a crush on him, but here we are
grogu/baby yoda gandalf? obsessed, he is infinitely older than me, visibly, yet he is my child
hot mess galadriel? love it (she’s not a girlboss you morons, she’s a pathetic meow meow and if she was male, she’d be the internet’s latest boyfriend, she’s crying like 85% of the time and stabbing things)
self-woobifying sauron? obsessed, clearly not over my angsty teen era crush on him
galadriel x sauron vibes, I did not think I’d be here in 2022, but I’m on board
arondir x bronwyn and their son theo? FUCKING HERE FOR IT! I would like a sitcom of the every day lives of broody hot dad who is kind but doesn’t know how to communicate, girlboss regent bronwyn, and teen mess theo who loves his parents and is loved in turn. I want wizards of waverly place, but with an elf and two humans, added to cart, now deliver amazon, thanks, bye
disa and durin? fuck YEAH
durin and elrond? can’t talk about it, still crying
multi-generations of horse girls for aragorn, hilarious
miriel, like bye everyone, getting married to the fucking queen, we’re in a trouple with elendil
adar out there pushing orc sympathy and war crimes, I love him
sauron fucking simply walking into mordor, that did shit to my heart
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#5 please.
lim, bless you for sending two asks!
5. post the fifth sentence of the fifth paragraph of an unpublished WIP.
rarely do my docs have more than 4 sentence paragraphs (because of my addiction to dialogue) so I'll just give you this random bit from the Ring In 2.0:
He can’t see why Carlos wants to go either. If Carlos wants a workout, TK is more than capable of giving him one.
Writer Asks
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On the one hand I can't abide by clear anti intellectualism and historical illiteracy in MY AREA that's the same dumb af flavour as 'they broke noses off of statues on purpose', but also, being historically correct means aligning with The Racists here and I don't wanna do that either
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i need harry styles to sing foolish one and not change any pronouns
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