#the salad theory

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

some Friendly Maintenance scribbles i forgot to post!

#(the paint he's touchin up home with is the wrong color <3 neither of them can tell <3) #but yeah yayyyyyy stitchin up friends! woohoo! #i would like to state! in this au the puppets Do Not Feel Pain the way we do! #at worst its like... intense pins & needles + sorta nausea + static but a Physical Feeling etc etc #its deeply uncomfortable and feels really fucking weird! but not painful! #but for a puppet who's never really experienced it... they may react the same as a person would to pain #is this based off of my lil theory that in canon they Do Not Feel Pain At All? yeah lol #but anyway! patchin up friends is a love language! #scribble salad #wh lights out au #tw stitches #tw body horror #(mild but i think it counts) #(also for anyone wondering - howdy had a close call with sally. he got slashed! hes fine!) #(wally just has to kinda... shove the stuffing back in and then sew the gash shut. easy slices!) #(putting the stuffing back in is the worst part. it feels... not great! like i said - not painful - but not great at all!) #(howdy is employing all of his willpower to stay put and not scramble away from the unpleasant sensation!) #i have this whole mental Mechanic for what certain things feel like when it comes to maintenance on the puppets #like reattaching limbs or stuffing falling out etc #ALSO RARE TWO-EYED WALLY CAMEO 🚨 #oh and #RARE AWAKE BARNABY CAMEO 🚨🚨 #(just his arm but yk. hes up!) #(and they saved a large candle for the occasion of reattaching his arm!) #(wally is so happy...)

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Just wait until Marisol orders a salad 😂😂😂

#911 spoilers #911 abc #salad theory is due a comeback #eddie diaz #evan buckley #tommy kinard #Marisol

[clusterbuck]

6x17 love is in the air (salad is not)

hi friends it’s been a while but guess what! the return of the salad theory is upon us

guess what’s not on this table? a salad!

but emma, you might say, that’s a caprese salad

and you’d be right

but it’s not like. a real salad salad yk

hey remember when ana showed up at the firehouse in 5x02 with a bean salad and a tuna salad and whatever the fuck else

but no salad salad

because salad = buddie here in crazytown (population: me)

caprese salad—mozzarella and tomatoes—is also an interesting choice of side dish for spaghetti, because it’s just ?? more of the same ??

much like buck is just doing more of the same by dating girls he met on calls eh

and the salad isn’t even on their main plates it’s on a separate salad side dish lmao he can’t even let the salad touch the main course

something something distance arm’s length not letting her all the way in

in conclusion: lmao

#salad theory rise #shush emma #911 spoilers

[onlyallytothesun]

YA protagonist will be like "I know your trying to dismantle an oppressive system but you're being mean about it, so im going to stop you! And patch it out later... maybe..."

#shadow and bone #alina starvok #shadow and bone mal #the darkling #shadow and bone darkling #malina #darklina #ya #ya authors #somebody called Alina an insert for a teen girls to live out their rebel phase #and yeah #it also why Darkling is so boring #any form of oppression he faces is not the center of his narrative its his obsession with Alina #which makes everything he fights for feel so hollow #but that is by design #if you treat revolution as salad dressing then you dont have to adress or do any radical changes to the status quo #just as Lindsay Ellis pointed out in Les mis #not the hunger games tho #that shit should have been the blueprint #an anti the great one man theory that showcases that movements are made of community not ONE great person who leads it all #katniss is a manufactured savior and i absolutely love it #cant believe i wrote this series off as mindless dystopia blame Divergent for that #six of crows #anti alina starkov

[l3irdl3rain]

I’m a terrible parent and took far too long getting his salad ready!!

#he is honestly such a good polite boy that I think if I let him in there he’d eat their salad and not try to bully them #however for obvious reasons we will not be testing that theory #my post #Joey #gonzo #Rizzo

[soup--man]

GUYSSS HELP IM HYPERFIXATING ON SALAD FINGERS WHAT DO I DOOOO (crying emoji)

#holy shit i might be going insane #thanks for the new hyperfixation film theory #salad fingers #is this fandom still alive #does salad fingers even have a fandom

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Do me a favor and try to follow along the linguistic diarrhea this person has shat out. Not the stupid, nonsensical buzzwords, but the structure.

It's basically "A who B and C that D and E..." and then stops. It's not even an actual sentence.

These idiots think they're the most enlightened people to ever walk the face of the planet. But they're just moaning out sounds, like a parrot mimicking the sounds of speech. They have nothing substantive or even real to say.

#Clive Simpson #queer theory #gender ideology #word salad #mental illness #incoherent rambling #incoherent babbling #jargonese #academese #religion is a mental illness

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

home from work

#if I speak… #one of the girls walked out yesterday #the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already #they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time #micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts) #and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him #bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can #so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO #anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need #it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning #and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today #we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao #and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before #we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day #we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left #it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo #*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having #to wait a long time for their food #and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO #I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take #stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess #I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every #night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had #nothing to make the wraps with <3 #I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap #and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used #they’re a fucking disaster like 😭 #was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess #this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up #womp womp!!!!!!

[kittzuxp]

Don’t you just wanna

#salad fingers #david firth #yes i watched matpatt’s salad fingers theory before actually watching the show #🥗 fingers #salad fingers fan art #kittzuxp

[skywitchmaja]

everyone is always so bewildered when i say i don’t like pasta salad, is it really that bewildering? i’m taking a poll. please tag your opinion on the following: pasta salad, chicken salad, tuna salad, egg salad, macaroni salad.

#food #pasta salad is overrated why would i want cold pasta? i don’t eat chicken salad #tuna salad & egg salad criminally underrated they get so much undue hate if ur worried abt ur breath just have a mint! #macaroni salad even worse than pasta salad bc it’s cold noodles with mayo (im yes ik egg salad & tuna salad have mayo but look. #the mayo is mixed in for consistency it’s fine. noodles are solid there’s nothing to mix with it’s a no for me!) #idk if this will take off or whatever i just need to know if im the only pasta salad hater on planet earth #thank you & much love! #bonus: ham salad is something i know about in theory but have never experienced it sounds abhorrent tbh

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

everytime i see someone "theorize" that a story was "all a dream" or something because metaphors happen i shoot a hostage

#karlposting #fuck you salad fingers theory i saw like 6 years ago

[loreoffandoms]

Since Peter B couldn't have gotten back with his MJ without meeting Miles which therefore resulted in Mayday and that Peter A was never supposed to die... What's the possibility of Mayday being Peter A's as a canon event the same way being bitten by a radioactive spider was supposed to be Miles G's?

Many have already talked about canon events as something that actually happens but is just misunderstood by the spider society as the thing that destroys a universe but what if canon events are just actually something that was supposed to happen to one spider-person that can jump to another one who bears a lot of similaries with the one anytime they face a disruption in their universe caused from the outside. What if canon events are actually already self-correcting in the first place?

In Pav's universe, The Spot could have very well been the cause of what happened at what we last seen of it (since it looks different than what was shown from the universe that Miguel stayed in) instead of an interruption of a canon event. And the one that happened with Miguel was simply an incursion that occurred because of his prolonged stay in that universe where he's not glitching thanks to his technology (since the glitching is the way of the universe to erase the ones who weren't supposed to be there).

I don't know where I'm going with this but aaaaaa Miles-1610 could have very well been The Prowler (villain or otherwise) of his universe with the death of someone close to him (could be Aaron killed by Peter A, who knows). He didn't seem to be in the right mental space during the first movie (trying to escape/give up from his situation) and feeling unheard. While I agree that he's a very good person, death and grief can really change someone so much.

#just a theory of mine #sorry if someone else already pointed that out #word salad aaaaaa #this turned out long huh #spider man itsv #spider man atsv #spider man across the spider verse #spider man into the spider verse #miles morales #miles g morales #peter b parker #miles 1610 #miles 42 #miles morales 1610 #miles morales 42 #mayday atsv #the spot atsv #peter b parker atsv #i love miles to bits and ik he would never be bad but im just saying

[clusterbuck]

6x07 cursèd salad

hello and welcome back to salad theory what a snack this episode is

i am of course referring to buck’s cursed green juice, to which hen: your idea of healthy is a side salad. when did puréed greens become a whole meal?

henrietta. beloved. what an excellent point.

not to invoke el*n m*sk but let that sink in

buck’s idea of healthy is a side salad

which, if we apply this to relationships (which, after all, is what we do here on the applying salad to relationships show) means buck’s thought he’s been having healthy relationships

but they’ve only been side salads. not substantial enough for a whole meal

“can’t a guy try and take of himself?” sure can, buck

all you need is the right meal

also. the health kick is because of the sperm donation, and buck is implementing it with green juice.

with a glass of stuff.

u know. like how a sperm donation is also a glass of stuff

when did puréed greens become a whole main meal?

when did a glass of stuff become a replacement for something more substantial?

puréed greens, not a meal. donor, not dad.

are you capable of being a father and walking away?

you in danger, girl

#salad theory rise #shush emma #911 spoilers  #911 6x07

[stinkrascal]

also the only food ive hyperfixated on since the colorado trip has been a chicken salad, so basically im not chronically ill anymore, im actually god’s healthiest silly court jester

#we’re going back to CO with some friends in october!!! im soooo excited #doubt we will go back to the restaurant we ate at where i ordered this exact salad and became obsessed w it #bc that restaurant was in winter park and i am NOT making another 2 hr drive up a mnt if i can help it #i wish i was born a mnt person though so i was already used to the scary. bc im obsessed with the mnt towns #IDAHO SPRINGS CO I LOVE YOU I WANT TO LIVE IN YOU SO BAD #my bf said if we move to co it will never been in idaho springs and fair bc there isnt shit there BUT THATS WHY I LIKE IT 😭 #realistically id never live there cuz the mnts are scary. but like in theory i want to live there so bad

[stardustsea]

okay who’s the 911 salad theory person bc there was literally a salad in that domestic af kitchen scene and i’m not equipped to go crazy about it on my own

#it was eclipsed by the lasagna but It's There #salad theory #911 fox #911 spoilers #buddie #update it's clusterbuck #can't wait to see her posts tomorrow

[spookyflashlight]

911 meta creators are my fav <3

#911 memes #911 fox #911 speculation #911 spoilers #911 meta #911 season six #911 salad theory #buddie