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bad268 · 2 years

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Can you do a corpse husband x reader when she play billy loomis and EVERONE simp over her lol

Simp Season (Corpse Husband X Actor! Reader)

Fandom: RPF

Requested: Clearly (I hope you liked it)

Warnings: Strong language

W.C. 1548

Summary: The reader (gn) makes three big announcements upon their return to streaming.

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

~~(^Screenshot from @/Anthony Padilla's video)

{(Stream Name) is live: guys im back! announcement!}

“Alright chat, ones in chat if you can hear me,” I started the stream, making sure my loading screen was up and not just a blank screen. I looked over to the chat to see many ones and some twos in chat along with people saying hi and welcome back. “Chat, chat, chat, I missed you guys! I have some announcements for you.”

“Live?” A voice behind me said. I turned to find my boyfriend, Corpse, walking in with a water bottle for me.

“Yeah,” I said to him, holding my arms out not only for the water but for a hug as well. He jokingly fell into my arms before pulling up a second chair to my desk. He was nervous for the stream because we were announcing our relationship, I was announcing my face reveal, and he was nervous to play the game. “Chat, say hi to our special guest, Corpse. He’s here for a few minutes before he goes to his room to play the game.”

“Whaddup baby,” he said into my microphone. I just laughed as chat blew up with greetings and some thirst traps.

“Alright, chat, are you ready for the first announcement?” Messages flew by in curiosity and some guessing what the announcement was. “Okay, so, contrary to popular belief, I am not single.”

“Yeah, you’re my bitch,” he joked with a nervous laugh as he reached over to hold my hand.

“Yeah, I’m your bitch, babe,” I laughed back, squeezing his hand in reassurance as messages of shock and disbelief filled the chat. “If you think we’re lying, I’ll turn the hand-cam on.”

“Don’t make them turn the hand-cam on,” Corpse warned with a more relaxed laugh. “You know they fucking will.”

“Too late,” I said as our intertwined hands came into view on the screen. “You can tell it’s his hand because of the rings, chat.”

“Also could be the fact that I only post hand pics,” he laughed again.

“Nope, definitely the rings, babe,” I teased, leaning over to kiss him gently before continuing. “Alright, chat, next announcement. You ready?”

“I am ready,” Corpse spoke for chat as messages flew by in response.

“You already know it,” I laughed again. “Okay, chat. I am doing a face reveal.” I stopped to let that sink in. The chat froze entirely for a second before exploding and moving faster than I had ever seen it before. “Not today or this week, but it will happen.”

“What happens if we recognize you in public?” Corpse reads out one of the questions.

“Just don’t bombard me please, I still have anxiety guys,” I replied, looking over to Corpse for any more questions he can find through the chat.

“What if you’re with Corpse?” He says.

“Leave us alone,” I replied simply. “We are still normal people and if you do recognize us, please leave us be. If one of us starts freaking out, both of us will since we feed off of each other.”

“When is this face reveal?”

“When I release the video!” I laughed as I turned the hand-cam off. “Alright, I think that’s enough questions for now. I will let Corpse go to his office while I set up the lobby.” I lifted our locked hands to kiss the back of his hand as a goodbye before allowing him to leave the room.

I waited an extra minute after he closed the door to open Among Us and DIscord. “So, chat, we’re playing Among Us with the gany. We got Toast, Rae, Sykkuno, Karl, Poki, and Sapnap. Later, Tina, Dream, Brooke, and Wilbur will join for the bigger map. Still not sure if Bad, Jack, Shlatt or Minx will join us. How’s that for a lobby?”

I laughed again, looking over to chat. Many people were still talking about the face reveal, but some were talking about the lobby itself. “Yeah, big lobby, but y’know how it is! You gotta have back ups.” I moved the loading screen over, so it showed up on stream as everyone started joining the game. I got ready to join the call, but I wanted to tease the next announcement beforehand. “Okay, I have one more announcement for you guys, but you’ll have to stick around for a while before I say it.”

“Ah, good noon,” Rae said as I joined the call. Other greetings sounded from around the call as we waited for the last person to join. “Where’s Corpse?’

“I’m literally here, Rae,” he laughed.

“Pretty sure we are waiting for Karl,” I replied. “He had to film with Mr. Beast before this, so give him a minute.”

“I’m not in a rush to play,” Poki adds. “How is everyone today?”

“Great! I was invited to the premiere of a movie I really want to see,” Rae comments.

“No way,” Toast says. “I was invited to a premiere.”

“There is no way this is a coincidence,” Sykkuno gasps. “I got one too.”

“What are we talking about?” Karl joins the call very confused. “Did I miss something?”

“Yeah, at least four people in this call were invited to a movie premiere,” Poki answered.

“No way, me too!” Karl exclaimed.

“I swear, if it’s the same movie, I’m gonna flip,” Sapnap laughed. “That would be crazy.”

“Let me take a wild guess,” I laughed at their confusion. “Maybe it's the new horror movie, Scream?” The call and chats of everyone streaming exploded. The call in confusion and the chats trying to connect the dots. “Maybe it’s because I wanted you guys to be there for my face reveal.”

“No, you’re lying,” Rae gasped. “Was that why you took a huge break?”

“Yeah, filming takes a while,” I explained. “It was difficult trying to balance streaming and filming. Not to mention when I needed to fly out to England for a few months; I couldn’t maintain my schedule, so I announced my break.”

“Wait wait wait, hold up,” Sapnap interrupted. “You’re saying you were filming and streaming at one point, and you didn’t tell anyone?”

“Well, Corpse knew,” I added. “He literally went with me, but no one noticed since his schedule is sporadic.” “I’m literally right here,” he laughed. “No need to expose me like that.” “So are you gonna tell us who you play?” Poki pried, desperate to know more. “I have been following the updates for this movie for who knows how long, and I am just now learning that you are in it. Do you just make an appearance? Like a cameo?”

“Actually no,” I chuckled.

“No,” Corpse said loudly over me. “They play Billy Loomis.”

Once again, they erupted in cheers. Most of the call was congratulating me. Rae is flat out screaming into her microphone, Poki is repeating, “oh my god,” Sapnap and Karl are shouting that they’re popping off, and I just took my headphones off to release my ears. I looked over to my second screen to see chat exploding in different reactions and emotes; many people saying they’re clipping this stream, others just generally freaking out.

I muted my discord for a second to acknowledge chat. “Yeah guys. I am faceless and a lead in a movie. How’s that for skills?”

“So you’re also name revealing 👀?” A donation read. I laughed at first before answering.

“I asked them to use my streamer name in the credits, so you’re not getting anything, guys,” I explained. “However, my hair color and eye color are different in the movie because I still want some privacy. Nothing else was altered.” People started to fill the chat with angry emojis and similar messages that it’s not “authentic.”

“That’s not fair. It’s not a real face reveal if it isn’t your face.” Another donation read.

“It’s still my fucking face, mans,” I laughed again. “Hair and eye color can easily be changed, so I would just dye my hair after the face reveal if I didn’t change them for the movie. Regardless, it’s my choice what I show you guys. If these are my boundaries, you have to accept them. If you can’t get the fuck off my stream.” I finished my rant before going back into the discord call.

“There’s the star,” Karl announces once he noticed I was back in the call.

“Yeah, explained a few things to chat,” I responded before muttering, “and told a few off.”

“Corpse shared a few secret videos and pictures from the set,” Rae started, “And may I just say, damn, you fine.”

“Yeah, Corpse got lucky,” Toast dragged out in a teasing tone.

“I think I’m tryna steal your significant other, Corpse,” Sapnap joked.

“I’d totally date you,” Poki added quietly.

“Oh my gosh, you guys are crazy!” Sykkuno exclaimed at all of the simping in this call.

“Alright guys, simp season’s over. Let’s just play the fucking game,” I laughed, embarrassed, as I started the game. “I have been streaming for an hour already, and we haven’t even started the game. You guys take forever.”

“We’re just proud of you, baby :)” Corpse texted me separately as he was the only one left in the call when I said my previous statement. I just replied with a heart before turning my attention to the game.

~~~~~

#corpse husband #corpse x reader #corpse husband x reader #corpse fanfic #corpse x y/n #corpse #youtube #bad268 #ship268 #thing268

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aike-pandas · 2 years

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Hallooooo

I was wondering if you could do Sapnap, Quackity, Awesamdude (Sam), and Foolish headcanons on how they would react to having a s/o [they/them] whos taller than them and loves to pick them up randomly just because they just can ^^ and their s/o is super affectionate and loves giving compliments to them 24/7, making the C! flustered is their number one priority!

Oh! And theyre a iron golem hybrid as well! Do theyre super strong and protective ^^

hope this isnt too tough-

and you can ignore this if you want!

I love this request! And it's my first request! Eeek!

Don't worry mate, it isn't too much!

The boys with a Tall!Golem!Reader.

Characters: Sapnap, Quackity, Awesamdude (Sam), Foolish & GN!Reader.

Warning: Probably not proof read.

*Friendly reminder that this is with their Minecraft personas I don't write about CCs.

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🔥 Sapnap 🔥

Cannonically I believe he's like 5Ft? So when he saw you he was stunned.

Mf you were gorgeous as heck??

He isn't used to be picked up (except perhaps by Bad when he's sad), so the first time you did that he panicked and pretty much became a human torch.

But by now he's used to you randomly picking him up like he was a stuffed animal.

He gets either shy or sassy when you compliment him. The first one ends up with him trying to hide his red face in his sweater. The second one with a flirty pandas.

He is clingy, so you being so affectionate isn't a problem. He loooooves cuddling with you, you're his safe place now.

He will totally make a "who's stronger" competition with you, sorry. But hey! You got a clingy oven as a bf, not that bad.

And with the protective part, he stays silent. Not in a bad way, just that he isn't used to be protected, he always had to protect someone else. For XD does he appreciates it.

🦆 Quackity 🦆

He totally cursed when he saw you. Another person that is taller than him.

Don't get him wrong tho, he loves you with all the letters.

He has mixed feelings about being picked up, he loves it, but at the same time he feels embarrassed because of his size.

He does love how you're so affectionate towards him, he just feels safe and loved. Something that after Jschlatt he needed.

The first time you protected him he got 🧍‍♂️to immediately fall on his knees because he is a simp for your strength. His manipulative side also saw your strength useful but we're gonna put that aside-

If you flirt with him he'll be a shy duck. Flustered and trying to hide his face with his yellow wings. (I'm using the hybrid headcanon if it wasn't obvious by now).

Would he flirt with you? Absolutely, but he became speechless when you are the one doing it.

🔧 Awesamdude (Sam) 🔧

He loves the fact that you're bigger and probably stronger than him.

This man is simply a simp of you.

If you tried to pick him up he will give a warm laugh. It's basically trying to pick up a cat.

He loves when you're affectionate with him, specially if he had a lot of stress for the prison or simply Quackity being the little menace he is, it gives him peace and totally snuggles onto you. (He denies it but heard him purr once)

If you flirt with him, he will blush and chuckle because he finds it adorable. But he will absolutely flirt back at you.

Don't get him wrong, he's a sweetheart, just that he is one that is mental and physically prepared to kill someone without regrets-

If you protect him, he will absolutely be amazed by your strength. Dear XD who blessed him with you?

He totally charged you once (due to him being s creepertaurus), he doesn't regret it and you had fun.

🦈 Foolish 🦈

Can we all just agree that this man is a complete simp? Yeah? Good.

But let's make one thing clear, there's no way you're taller than him- he's 20ft tall my dude. He does shrink to a 6-7ft size to be able to talk and heard the others.

He absolutely adores when you charge him, he even makes himself smaller than a kid for you to do that. Now you have a little totem-shark boy in your shoulder as company.

He loves any type of affection, specially if it's from you, his lovely deity.

Him sawing your strength once you protected him? Man was speechless and totally excited like a dog, you even saw his shark tail wagging.

Flirt with him and he will became smol. This man is completely red and cannot stop giggling. You swear you saw an arrow cross your heart that moment.

He adores being able to cuddle you, either he resting in your chest or you in his. He loves it, he loves touching you.

Oh yeah, you definitely competed with XD for Foolish attention- Foolish didn't noticed it though. He was happy like a child.

*I feel like this wasn't the best, but it's the best my mind came up with. Hope you enjoyed!

*If you have requests don't forget to read rules!

*Bye bye!

#dreamsmp #sapnap #quackity #awesamdude #foolish gamers #sapnap x reader #quackity x reader #awesamdude x reader #foolish x reader #Requests for Bunny!

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zachsreaderinserts · 3 years

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sapnap x reader smut headcannons

DUDE, YOU ARE FEEDING INTO MY SAPNAP SIMPING HABITS PLEASE

obviously, if you’re not 18+, please don’t interact with this post!!!

wc: 632

there is not a day that goes by where i dont sit down and think: sapnap is rough in bed

THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS MAN IS NOT ROUGH IN BED

ok, ok, hear met out: you’re just laying down in his bed, kinda half awake and shit as you watch him stream minecraft on the dream smp. you can tell he’s getting pissed at whatever the fuck because he’s pretty much hunched over his keyboard and there’s this grit in his tone that’s undeniably filled with irritation

so, he ended the stream and just huffed to himself and turned to you, with that look in his eye and you knew that you were about to get some dick.

he is harsh with every bite against your body, being unrelenting and somewhat primal in the way he’s fucking with you.

in prepping you, he takes on a faster pace, chasing your release more than he’s concerned about properly making sure you’re prepared.

yeah, no one should be cumming that fast and that hard while they’re in the foreplay stage of sex.

if he’s feeling particularly patient, he’ll just use his mouth and nothing else. you’re at his mercy, and knowing the little shit, he’d probably edge you with his mouth.

imagine him humming against you, knowing you’re close because you can’t stop twitching and trembling, and pulling back at the last second to see your distraught and teary eyed face. this was probably the fourth time he’d done it and you just want to cum dude.

and when he eventually lets you, he wont stop. this motherfucker is so into overstim, the idea of you crying from pleasure and pain is just so hot to him. if you’re lucky, he stop after your third time cumming. if not, then you’ll die. simple as that. pass out because his tongue game is so strong.

eventually, you’ll get to the main event and his dick is red from being ignored. yeah, he seems like the type to jack off while he’s going down on you, but also he was so focused on making you cry that he ignored himself.

he’s no longer ignoring himself the second he sinks into you. his faced is filled with pleasure and it takes him .3 seconds to just start going to pound town.

in terms of positions, sapnap probably prefers missionary, reverse missionary, and cowgirl. lemme go into detail for each out of my own free will ;3

missionary: sapnap would FUCKING LOVE to just look you in the eyes while he’s railing you into the next century. to see your eyes roll back and your mouth drop open with each thrust into you makes him so proud of himself. he can’t help smiling at your choked moans and bites into your neck, wanting to hear more noises from you.

reverse missionary: look, LOOK. sapnap is aware that you probably have some body image issues and he uses this position to his advantage. with the mirror in his bedroom, he slaps his dick into you while holding your jaw towards to mirror, forcing you to watch. and as you whimper and whine, he enjoys seeing himself fuck in and out of you, cum dripping out of you with every jerk.

cowgirl: he’s from the south. dude. WHAT SOUTHERN MAN DOESN’T WANT THE COWGIRL POSITION-- okay, anyways, he enjoys this position the most when he’s in a more switch mood. to see you come undone and using his body for yourself and chasing what you want is the quickest way for him to cum. and sometimes he does it so fast that you still haven’t reached your own orgasm and continue bouncing on his overstimulated dick.

man has a cum obsession but you didn’t hear it from me.

#sapnap #sapnap x reader #dream smp #dreamsmp x reader #mcyt #mcyt x reader #minecraft youtubers #minecraft youtubers x reader #x reader #reader insert #smut #smut headcanons

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pandemique · 3 years

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come on dont be shy, write that sun/moon essay👍

even when tumblr don’t got me, i know anon got me 👍👍👍

🌞dream is a sun and a moon-lover

🌙george is a moon and a sun-lover

reasons below the cut!

i actually like that there’s discourse over this bc hearing everyone’s unique poetic takes is so enjoyable 🥰 but my belief is that it’s similar to the dnf dogboy/catboy consensus, because dream can be a dogBOY but a cat PERSON if he’s similar to a puppy but likes kittens. dream can be a sun personality type and be drawn to moon types, while george is vice versa.

☀️dream as a sun☀️

dream’s personality invites attention and exudes influence. he’s like the main character, the center of the system.

he almost ‘gives life to the world’ the way he brought fame to other streamers and joy to so many viewers

he’s like an ‘initiator/creator’ with how he comes up with most ideas and founded cultural reset typa shi like the dream smp

tl;dr he shines really bright and allows everyone else to reflect his light & shine along with him :]

(he’s also willing to burn for himself and for others, with how often he has to stand up for himself and people he loves against crazy & sometimes bad attention :[ )

florida man. leo boy. LOLLL

☀️dream as a moon-lover☀️

hopeless romantic!!!!!!!! the moon is a symbol of romance, heck even i myself have a whole song playlist named ‘lune’ (yeah shoutout musician!dream AHAH)

he prioritizes loyalty, appreciates beauty, and favors the people who keep him grounded

when asked what he likes most about george? once he answered humility (‘u don’t brag about your money or status or looks’) and in another, how he takes criticism well and is willing to change

🌙george as a moon🌙

sky @georgeliker found a quote that best encapsulates george’s moon side :>

“the moon is a loyal companion it never leaves, the moons connection to water and it’s tides represents our emotions and subconscious mind - what we see on the surface does not reflect what is going on underneath nor does it reveal its vast depths, it is reliable and straightforward but also inconceivably mysterious, beautiful and tickles our romantic instinct”

well-known for beauty, and for being a mystery, the depths of george lore will remain one of the 7 wonders of the world

everyone is drawn to him. his magnetic simp gravity........

george being known to bring up the mood in every call parallels how the moon brings up the tides

sky also mentioned the lunar phases which have been said to affect the mood, the way george seems to influence his environment easily :]

he doesn’t ‘shine as bright’ but he always shines, always cheerful, when it’s dark, when others aren’t feeling as up to it, when it counts

heck, he doesn’t even need to be present sometimes to indirectly change the course of history, /rp or otherwise

🌙george as a sun-lover🌙

“because it’s practical” LOL u know this summarizes everything

he’s drawn to bright & loving people :] also ppl with lots of influence & money SHSKSHDKS

he appreciates anyone and anything that is useful, even just a lil bit

a fan of colors despite being colorblind (abstract art as his pfp), and his fave biome is the flowers <33

☀️🌙 dnf dynamic 🌙☀️

“Tell me the story about how the sun loved the moon so much, he died every night to let her breathe” oh, the same way dream would do anything to make george happy? 🥴🤧🤕

“the sun is constant... sometimes (George) sleeps through the day, but it’s okay, because he knows the sun will be there tomorrow as well” -this post i love by @gogysglasses

dream recognizes that there’s so much more to george beyond his pretty surface and is obsessed with knowing every detail, the true keeper of george lore o7

george knows exactly how to calm dream down and keep him going, and has his phone number set to pass through do not disturb because ‘he needs him sometimes’, often easing his anxieties

“George, i’m gonna blow up, come with me” -> Dream’s light reflecting causes George to shine with him, and change the world together <3

the way they ‘link’ and don’t have to speak to understand each other, and having each other’s presence around like in calls even though they’re miles and miles away is enough to calm them & make them happy

the gravity that pulls them together is too strong ;)

written in the stars maybe?

the chances are so, so slim, but when they do meet, the whole world is eclipsed and can only watch in awe :)

🌍 by the way, hotheaded young sapnap is definitely the earth. they all revolve around each other :) 🌏

aand as thank u for sitting through my rambles, here’s a sun/moon!dnf doodle i made for yesterday’s 404cord alt stream recap!

#VERY LONG POST ALERT ‼️#i mightt add more later bc the brainrot is strong in this one 🌞🌚#please tell me ur thoughts on this au!#i kinda wanna do smth with dnf being reincarnations of the sun/moon so yeah :D #demi rambles #thanku for asking <3 #love u anon #thanku again for enabling me #dnf #dreamnotfound #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #main tagging bc this is v much platonic #dnf analysis

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bugsharxx · 3 years

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How Hollywood Would Ruin The Dream SMP (Pt. 1/??)

I’ve seen many takes on how the Dream SMP would be ruined if it ever became a Netflix show, so I decided to make my own! (THIS IS PARTIALLY HEAVILY BASED ON @wooteena, @tokenducks, & @clairedreems‘s LISTS [some points are direct quotes from their lists], SO PLEASE CHECK THEIR POSTS OUT FIRST!)

The discs wouldn’t have any sentimental value and would just be used for a petty, never-ending conflict between Tommy and Dream

Niki would be that one female character everyone has a crush on

Other than that she’ll only exist to be Wilbur’s love interest

This will be an important arc in the old L’Manberg days

Technoblade would have no redeeming qualities

Wouldn’t go in-depth on his morals because “the protagonist [Tommy] has to be right”

He’d probably be the “edgy lone wolf” that the audience is expected to simp over

Philza would either be the wise mentor who’s really just a dick to everyone for no reason other than pure entertainment or a straight-up dilf

Bad would be all dark and edgy because he’s a demon and lose his kind and innocent personality

Sam would be seen as this mysterious, looming figure that everyone is intimidated by and lose his caring, “gentle giant” personality

Eret’s usage of all pronouns would be ignored

Eret would be either straight or gay

If she’s gay, she would have all the stereotypical characteristics of a gay man (very feminine, always flirting with other male characters, making comments about his sexuality and attraction to prove to the audience that yes, he’s gay, etc.)

Them being gay would ultimately end up being their entire personality

They would probably get no redemption arc/their redemption arc would be them dying for another character

Eret’s castle would probably look evil and menacing rather than a celebration of pride

Quackity would be the comic relief character with no development

He’d be a drug dealer to endorse the stereotypes about Mexicans rather than to poke fun at them satirically

He’d probably only join L’Manberg after Schlatt dies because he has nothing better to do

Karl would lose his soft and bubbly personality and instead be the biggest playboy despite being on the ace spectrum (which would be scrapped as well)

Tommy’s trauma from exile would just disappear as soon as he joins Techno

Tommy would get a love interest at the end of his story

Bonus: He briefly develops a crush on Drista or Lani 🤮🤮

All the LGBTQ+ relationships would either be nonexistent or treated as jokes

Karlnapity would either be made just to demonize poly relationships or not exist at all

Niki wouldn’t date Puffy because she’ll always pine over Wilbur

DREAMNOTFOUND QUEERBAIT

Or they’d make George a female

Fem!George wouldn’t show up to events because Dream keeps her away from the battles to keep her safe but instead of it being done in a “he cares about her 🥺” way it’s done in a “wow he treats her like a child who cannot defend herself” way [direct quote from @tokenducks’s post] [as are some other points]

Schlatt and Quackity would actually get married but be hella toxic and the show would try to convince the audience that it’s normal (*cough* early 2010s Nickelodeon shows *cough*)

Awful Bad x Puffy x Skeppy/Fem!Skeppy love triangle

Ranboo’s mental issues would be demonized and paint him as dangerous and shady

Ranboo would get a villain arc

Tubbo would be a naive baby and all his choices will be chalked up to that instead of the fact that he’s a kid

Fundy’s tragic character arc will be infantilized and his relationship with Wilbur will be heavily romanticized as “aww he’s got daddy issues uwu 🥺”

Same with Sapnap’s character

E.g. He’ll feel betrayed when he finds out Dream doesn’t care about him but won’t really do anything about it

Or he’ll just kinda just be there and not have much plot relevance

Niki will finally get her own arc about coming to terms with Wilbur’s death but it will ultimately end with her ending up with Jack Manifold

The show won’t have the blurred morality theme that makes every individual character interesting and will instead paint all the characters as either right or wrong

Alyssa will be that one female character whose entire personality is being a strong independent woman (even though she was only around for the early days of the SMP before any real lore happened) and will disappear before the disc saga and never brought up again

Quackity, Fundy, and/or Ranboo would be killed off/not get a happy ending

Callahan, Ponk, and Antfrost will not exist

Mexican Dream will exist but will unironically be played by a white guy

The only characters that will pretty much stay the same are Punz and Purpled, only they’ll be less likeable and Purpled will be aged up

In the end, it would be revealed that Dream has some tragic backstory that made him the way he is and will immediately be let off the hook because “yeah he was an awful person who did awful things but he has a sad past so it’s fine 😭”

The show will be cancelled mid-season 3 because either the writers will feel that the plot’s taking too different of a turn or they’ll get sued for ripping off Stranger Things

There will probably be a part 2 (I didn’t even get started on Wilbur’s character) but it’ll help if you leave suggestions of your own so I can add them to the next part!

[also don’t forget to check out @wooteena, @tokenducks, and @clairedreems’s posts!]

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stellocchia · 3 years

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Okay, okay, Undertale AU now.

So... I’ve been playing Undertale again... as I do once a year since it came out. It’s tradition. So I was kind of thinking who from the Dsmp whould fit which role... and yeah...

(I also wanted to add that none of the characters who are in a romantic relationship in the game are in this au. As a matter of fact, no romance in general here!)

First of all, we gotta give the role of Frisk to Ranboo, not because he played Undertale, but because of that one time that he told the story of how he flirted with his opponents in volleyball (was it volleyball? Maybe another sport. It’s irrelevant!) and that’s simply a very Frisk thing to do...

Then first monster we encounter is Flowey and... I mean... that’s c!Dream right there. All the focus on “fun” and “power” and seeing life as a “game” and the bloodlust... yeah, no that’s definitely Dream right there.

Then Toriel comes in! Yay! Puffy is Toriel, no doubt. Both of them have a focus on protecting the children and they’re both really kind, but can get hella scary when angry...

Also Niki is Napstablook ... mostly because she basically did end up haunting/being haunted by the Secret City for a while... also pretty sure both like music and are pretty soft spoken

Then we get the skeleton brothers! Well, Sans first... and who would fit Sans better then Wilbur! Both of their characters struggled heavily with mental health related problems and they are both really strong but somehow also weak at the same time... (strongest boss in the game with 1 hp and all that) not to mention that they both have way too many simps...

Also that means Tommy is Papyrus. I do not make the rules here. Hyper younger brother who is endlessly optimistic and soft hearted? Yep! That’s him!

Which, may have you think that Tubbo is Undyne because, you know, best friends, but no. Undyne is, in fact, Philza Minecraft everybody. They don’t call him Angel of Death for nothing, so he definitely gets to be the captain of the royal guard in this one! He’s just a much more laid back but equally deadly Undyne.

Also Techno gets the role of the socially anxious nerdy scientist, because he’s been ibernating under a pile of dogs for a few months now and also because he once got peer pressured into murder much like Alphys did into building a murderous robot... so yeah.

Also, to complete the ghost family now: Jack Manifold gets the role of Mad Dummy, cousin of Napstablook, because they’re both short, bald and full of spite

And none other then Eret gets the role of Mettaton (other cousin of Napstablook) because they’re both absolutely fabulous and because they’d rock the Mettaton EX form...

Moving on,Schlatt is Asgore. He and Puffy are brother and sister. Why? Because they are both sheeps and it would fit... though admittedly Schlatt has had less moral qualms with killing children then Asgore so far, they do both have that in common as well

Which brings us to Tubbo inevitably being Asriel, because sheep guy, but also because, as a character, he has a history of being pushed around by power hungry people with more charisma then him, and also because Asriel in his God of Hyperdeath form has a f*cking rainbow laser cannon and I think that’s a very Tubbo thing to have...

Quackity is Chara. Both are pretty vengful and power-hungry characters who are not afraid of doing some seriously f*cked up shit to get to their goals, but also they both care about those close to them deeply and have a sort of tragedy to their character

Also Awesamdude gets to be Gaster, and no it’s not only because there is as much Awesamdad fan content as there was Dadster despite neither of them ever being confirmed as canon, but because both characters are brilliant inventors who got screwed over by their own creation...

For some other fun bonuses I could think about:

Sapnap as Monster Kid just because of the absurdly chaotic personality

BBH gets to be Muffet, for no particular reason aside from general vibe

Foolish as Burgerpants because they’re both underpaid and extremely stressed

Punz as Grillby because: money and intimidating aura

Purpled as Nice Cream Guy because: money

And this is pretty much all I could think about... I would include others but I’m kind of stomped at the moment...

So here’s some revisited quotes instead (under the cut):

Flowey!Dream: “Howdy! it’s me Dream. Dream the Dreamon!”

Toriel!Puffy: “Did you want to hear about the book I’m reading? It’s called “72 ways to crack an Egg”. How about it?”

Papyrus!Tommy: “Ah yes, Music Disks, a great reference for theoretical battle scenarios and parties! To which I get invited just constantly!”

Papyrus!Tommy: “W-well, that’s not what I expected... but st- still! I believe in you prick! You can definitely do better! Even if you don’t think so! I... promise....”

Sans!Wilbur: “On days like this, kids like you... should be suffering in Limbo!”

Sans!Wilbur: “Just... don’t say I didn’t warn you. Well. I’m going to Punz’s. Tommy, do you want anything?”

Undyne!Phil: “...Forget it. Look mate. Tommy didn't come to his meeting today. Say what you want about him. He's loud, he's bit selfish, he's obsessed with disks... But Tommy has NEVER missed a meeting. (...) But now he's gone. And his brother isn't around, either. ... What did you do to him? What did you DO TO HIM? Tommy, who I have trained every day... Even though I KNOW he's too soft to ever hurt anyone. Tommy who is... was just a child... ... Go ahead. Prepare however you want. But when you step forward... I will KILL you”

Alphys!Techno: “A long time ago, I made a robot named Eret. Originally I built them to be a farmer robot for my potatoes... didn’t turn out quite right there. Anyway, recently I decided to make them more useful. Heh, you know, just some practical adjustments.... and I might have been carried away a bit and added some, um... Anti-human combat features?”

Asgore!Schlatt: “I'd like to ask, 'would you like a protein shake?' But... you know how it is”

Asriel!Tubbo: “I always was a pushover, wasn’t I, Quackity? I know... you’re not actually Quackity are you? Quackity’s been gone for a long time. Um... what... what is your name? Ranboo? That’s... a weird name bossman...”

Chara!Quackity: “Hey man. I am Quackity. Thank you man. Your power brought me back from Limbo. My "human soul"... my "determination"... they were not mine, but YOURS. At first, I was so confused. Our plan had failed, hadn't it? Why was I brought back to life? ...You. With your “guidance” I realized the purpose of my reincarnation: POWER”

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whyamiherewhosummonedme · 3 years

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For @thesmpisonfire I give headcanons as to how far each member of the SMP could punt a fox, based on both physical and emotional strength. Done in the imperial system because fuck you.

Dream: Former football player and clearly has zero regard for the emotional wellbeing of foxes as proven by literally everything related to fundywastaken. Would go for world record punting distance. Over 100 yards.

George: He may have literally everyone who meets him wrapped around his finger, but that means that his muscles have atrophied due to him commanding his loyal simps for everything he does. Would love to see a fox get punted, but too lazy to do it himself. Maybe 5 feet.

Sapnap: Do. Do I really need to explain this? Would punt a fox without any kind of encouragement. Would punt a fox even if every other person on the server is actively trying to stop him from punting said fox. Wouldn't punt as far as Dream, but would make up for it in enthusiasm and in number of bones broken. Would kill a fox in one fucking hit. Around 75 yards, though the different pieces of the fox's corpse would have differing distances.

Callahan: Would have the emotional strength to punt a fox, but would be unable to punt it before it runs away. He certainly tries, though.

Awesamdude: If punting the fox on his own, about 25 feet. If allowed to build a fox-punter, would launch the fox into the stratosphere, never to be seen again.

Alyssa: Unable to punt a fox as she no longer fucking exists.

Ponk: Would gleefully punt a fox, but physically not all too strong. About 20 feet. Tries multiple times, however.

Badboyhalo: Physically, could punt a fox almost to the same distance as Dream. Emotionally, couldn't do it. Would yell at you for even thinking about punting a fox while said small mammal runs away.

Tommy: Would punt a fox full force, but as he is but a child, cannot get as far as many other servee members. About upper end of average solely because of enthusiasm. Around 25 to 30 feet.

Tubbo: Around other people, no. In private, he would attempt to, but find himself struggling to land a good hit. 15 feet.

Punz: The more you pay him, the farther that fox goes. Tops out at around 70 yards and 100 diamond blocks/20 netherite blocks.

Fundy: Is being punted.

Purpled: In 1.8, nearly 90 yards. In 1.16, 10 feet.

Alivebur: Wouldn't punt the fox because it would be too barbaric for him. Would blow it up instead after torturing it emotionally. The gorey pieces are thrown a distance of 40 feet at maximum.

Ghostbur: What do you mean, a fox? He doesn't remember a fox. He only remembers happy memories, after all.

Schlatt: Would punt that fox as far as he could. 45 feet under normal circumstances, 50 yards if he's high off of protein shakes, 0 feet if he's having a heart attack.

Skeppy: Would pick up the fox that Bad let escape and immediately attempt to punt. He, however, misses the kick and the fox gets away.

Eret: Does not punt the fox himself and states that fox-punting is immoral and wrong, but does not try to stop others from punting the fox.

Jack Manifold: Completely misses the fox as it runs past him.

Niki: Utterly refuses to let the fox be hurt. Begins to hug it instead.

Quackity: Attempts to punt fox, somehow manages to kick self. Punts himself 5 feet.

Karl: Well, he sure does try. 15 feet.

HBomb: Refuses to kick fox, as he prefers mental and emotional torture. Proceeds to put on cat ears.

Technoblade: Pretends like he does not want to punt the fox, but does it anyway. 90 yards. If he knows that Dream has also punted the fox, 110 yards.

Antfrost: Punts fox into enclosure in animal sanctuary. 10 feet, but only because he was being gentle. Maximum punting distance unknown, but theorized to be large.

Philza: He killed his son and he's perfectly willing to kill his grandson as well. 60 yards.

Connor: Logs off immediately when asked to punt a fox.

Puffy: 70 feet, then asks herself if that was cruel afterwards.

Vikkstar and Lazarbeam: I don't fucking know, I've never seen anything involving them. 20 feet.

Ranboo: Protests punting the fox, but caves under peer pressure. 40 feet.

This analysis is absolutely complete and there are no inaccuracies whatsoever. If you argue, you will be the next one punted.

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dreamsmp-au-ideas · 3 years

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Headcanons for this au because I just got an ask containing it and the brainrot is strong now.

-XD possessing Tubbo takes place about a week or so after Dream’s exorcism. Sapnap by then is in the Dreamon Hunters so he’s watching this all go down.

-TubboXD has a mixture of Tubbo and XD’s own voice in there. It overlaps a bit and there’s also some echo in the voice

-Sapnap, Fundy, and Tubbo are all horribly hiding the fact that Tubbo has a god in his head. It’s just that no one communicates properly that everyone just fucking goes and brushes over all the signs

-Dream thought DreamXD was permanently gone. So yeah, surprise surprise when TubboXD came along

-Like Dream, XD also simps for George. Several times Tubbo has to go and convince XD to not go and take over his body just to go and talk to George

-George finds it very weird that a god possessing Tubbo’s body likes him but he just rolls with it. Tubbo was terrified that George would tell someone only to remember “Oh yeah. It’s George. He’s too busy being asleep to tell anyone about this”

-He does in fact, not tell anyone about it

-The nukes were 100% made by Tubbo. No god powers there. XD is mildly impressed by his skill. Also this is another reason why XD isn’t letting Tubbo get admin powers

-If we’re going off of canon and not with the idea of XD just decimating Dream during the disc confrontation, then the whole Tommy death thing doesn’t happen. TubboXD just fucking teleports into the prison and then brings Tommy with him and teleports out

-A lot of “Kill Tommy” plans are on hold due to the fact that Tubbo is now apparently god and they don’t want to mess with that

-XD has interacted with Michael and just has the most serious voice ever when interacting with him. Michael loves this

-While President of L’Manberg, we got Tubbo just stressing over the Exile Arc and the fact that he has to keep the whole XD thing a secret

-Phil is going to try and exorcise XD out of Tubbo at some point. It doesn’t work and it just mildly pisses off XD

#dream smp #dream smp au #vessel for a god au #tubbo #dreamxd #sapnap #fundy #dream #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #philza #ph1lza

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milqueandsugar · 3 years

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Milque my beloved, which character from the dream smp do you simp for most? Like, gun to your head, you have to pick *one* who will it be?

Sapnap

Hear me out hear me out

1) awesome fashion sense I love v much

2) chaotic we love surprises

3) sexy voice

4) seccy in general

5) can and probably would kick my ass

Or!

Sam

1) very strong please crush me in your arms

2) royalty we love

3) very nice and respectful

4) smoking hot

5) a little evil

#just chatting

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baka-monarch · 3 years

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I have randomly been struck with the strong desire for tiny!sapnap (with fearplay) all of a sudden

Sapnap is tiny. Tiny like the embers of a fire. He doesn't need to be big and his small size has never really affected him much- he's still just as strong as everyone else and just as respected as anyone who's "normal" sized on the smp

But he wants to know what the fuck is going on with Quackity- so he puts on some netherite armor and sneaks into Las Nevadas where he's heard Quackity is the one who made it... He only wanted to check, he wanted to know if Quackity was okay and if- if they really... If they really forgot about him and Karl...

He stays hidden as he follows Quackity around, waiting and hoping to know more about what's going on.... While spying he learns a few things (like Dream's torchur-) that saddens him a bit, but he doesn't once hear Quackity even mention El Rapids, or Karl and him... Not even mentioning having fiances, and Quackity's rings aren't visible.

It isn't until Quackity is alone in his office that Sapnap reveals himself to ask some questions- and he does not get the answers he was hoping for.

•••

"I left you!?" Quackity shouts, standing from his desk to purposely tower over Sapnap. "No no no- you both- all three of you fucking left me!!" The small fireborne stumbles back a bit as Quackity stalks closer. "George told me all about your little Kinoko Kingdom- when we're you gonna fucking tell me huh!? After I wasn't gonna be a part of it I see!" He slammed his foot down, smirking at how Sapnap flinched- oh it felt good to finally have some power, first with what he did to Dream, then with everything with Las Nevadas, and this felt good too. So what if he was a power addict, nothing wrong with that.

"We were going to tell you..." Sapnap starts to answer. "Just... We wanted to finish it first and-"

"oh of course!" Quackity cuts them off. "of course you need to finish building your new empire with your new fiances before you can tell your ex you're abandoning them!!" He reaches down and grabs Sapnap into a tight fist, ignoring their shouting and squirming.

"what are you talking about!?" Sapnap yells the question, wiggling uncomfortably with how tightly the hand is squeezing him, and getting a little sick from how fast he'd been lifted.

"Oh ho ho-" he laughs without humor, his voice layered with sarcasm. "Don't think I didn't notice George. Working with you both all the time and staying up in Kinoko kingdom doing who know what! Probably with Karl right now having fun!"

"Wha- no, Quackity you don't understand!" Sapnap continues to struggle, but only finds the hand holding him becoming tighter and tighter. "H- he's not- tha- that's not-"

"I know exactly what the fuck is going on." Quackity growls. "So why don't you go back to your shit kingdom where nothing ever goes wrong." He kept squeezing until Sapnap disappeared into a puff of smoke and their items fell.

Mcyt g/t list:

@trashpumped @lorie-the-little-ghost @encaos @i-am-a-weeb @wyforyu-gaming @shy-septic-dragon @5unfl0writ3r @colorfulsiren @moonmwah @iwasgoingtohellanyways @echoslime @wilbur-simp @trouble-off-grid @lilsyxx @smogs-0

#ask #mcyt g/t #mcytg/t #tiny!sapnap #g/t quackity #tw death

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spaceace5834 · 2 years

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my c!mcyt head cannons cause yeah

Shout out to the people who actually read this, thank you I’m new to this whole tumblr fandom thing so if my head cannons upset you I apologize. I will be going against lore or what streams have confirmed as lore because I am too sexy for rules. These aren’t in any kind of order also.

I will also be changing some parts of Minecraft itself for parts of the head cannons because I am god at the moment.

TWs: swearing, death was said like once or twice, worried about mum and dads relationship given that it’s a bird and his fridge wife who’s secretly the goddess of death, and Karlnapity ✨angst✨

- Eret is a flamingo hybrid. That’s all I have to say for this one.

- Technoblade is a Piglin Brute, he fancy, he strong, he’s like 8″ in cannon, and he scares the shit out of me. He is the brute. However, he doesn’t like to admit it for a strange reason, he finds the system in which Piglin’s elect their brutes similar to a government system and idk he just doesn’t like being a brute.

- Wilbur and Tommy are Philza’s only kids. I’m sorry but I can’t get behind the Wilbur and Techno twin thing, a death bird and a the goddess of death disguised as a fridge having two human children I can let slide. A Piglin Brute however? Nah, it’s supposed to be a weird ass family but there is only so much I can take. Instead Techno is more like the son Philza never had despite having two sons, Techno seeing Phil as a fatherly figure but not his actual father and vice versa.

- Tommy once got so pissed off at Revivbur that he just like, took his old guitar and threatened to beat him with it.

- ✨Angst✨ I see many people depicting Quackity wearing a necklace with Karl and Sapnap’s rings on it and I am down for a jewelry wearing Quackity don’t get me wrong, but I need to make angst. Quackity had the necklace and wore it for a very very long time, but when he realized that Karl and Sapnap weren’t coming back he stopped wearing. It’s tucked away in a box under his bed for when he’s finally ready to let go.

- Philza is a mega simp for Mumza which is why he built the forest. Mumza had asked her husband to make her someplace she could stay so that the two of them could finally be together again, she wanted to be apart of her family’s lives even if being the goddess of death made it difficult. So Philza being Philza he made her the forest, after she settled in she was sure to enchant it just to have the extra feel of “home”.

- Callahan kinda fine.

- This was a debate a while ago if Foolish wore a Greek toga thing or if he had “little totem shorts” (if you don’t read that in a snooty voice leave). Because of the whole Demi-god thing I’d say he wears a toga, however, that doesn’t mean he can’t be comfortable. When he’s in his more “human friendly form” (small foolish) he wears the little totem shorts and one of those Hawaiian dad shirts. (Fun fact, I own one of those.)

- Karl knows that these are his friends in the Tales of the SMP, he just forgets before can make some kind of reminder.

- Dream picks/bites his nails, I say while I pick at my own nails. For real tho I just think it’s something he’d do.

- Sam is still a creeper, but instead of having the weird centaur thing he just has and extra pair of arms. The arms save him from some of the hard work that comes with redstone.

- Punz is too busy counting his bounty money to care what is going on in the SMP, and yes I know he’s part of the eggpire however….solo Punz hits different, it’s the girl boss for me.

- Glatt, enemy to Schlatt, tried to do that thing where you bury a bunch of coins with you so you can get a better afterlife but it didn’t work. Now he’s just stuck with all these golden coins in his pockets constantly clinking against one another.

- Niki knows how to sew and has made fun patches for Tommy when L’manberg was still a thing.

- Eret’s aesthetic is that one rich wine aunt with a pink color palette that visits you every 2nd Christmas just to shower you with gifts and make your parents insecure. Also would only show up to Thanksgivings if something important happen (ex: someone dying or a new edition to spoil).

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thoughts on the mcc teams so far:

- Red rabbits will be a lot of fun to watch. The part of me that is an unwavering techno simp is sad to not see him with the rest of sbi but ranboo is an amazing replacement so I can't complain. Whether they get to dodgebolt or not depends on how seriously they take it and how much they practice beforehand. All of them are skilled players, and I bet ranboo at least will practice a bunch, and probably drag phil and tommy with him. But, I could also see them doing well but not getting into the final, mostly based on how their teams have done in the last mccs. Still, their dynamic is a joy to watch, definitely a pov worth watching live or on vod.

- Orange ocelots seems like a good candidate for dodgebolt. Both TapL and Punz are veery skilled and Puffy and Shubble are not to be underestimated either. I'm not as familiar with all of their content but their dynamic seems like it will be a lot of fun, and very suited to a competitive event.

- Yellow yaks is going to be a VERY fun team. I'm so happy that George never seems to depend on playing with other DT members or close friends like Dream or Sapnap, resulting in more diverse teams over all. The Hbomb and Captain team has been awaited for a long time and it could very well be the duo to bring Cap his first win. Having Ponk in mcc is hype too, and it means that if they win we'll finally have 40 players for all-stars including Cap which is very exciting. Definitely a team I'll pop in to watch during the event.

- Lime llamas is cracked. Krtzyy is one of those players on the edge of S tier I believe and Quig is a god so they're definitely a strong contender for dodgebolt. Niki and Jack are a beloved duo and they'll have a wonderful dymamic during the tournament I'm sure. I am excited to see how both duos work together too.

- I am not as familiar with Green guardians beyond sapnap unfortunately but every reaction I've seen so far is very positive so I'm excited to see how they do!

P much my thoughts! I think red will do as well as red8/9 did, and i could see orange and/or yellow in dodgebolt

#ask #mackcc #mcyt #mcc

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420pogpills · 3 years

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Tbh I’m kind of sad with the direction ‘George lore’ took, because it’s not even George lore, it’s just DreamXD lore and food for dnf shippers. We learned practically nothing about c!George himself, his motivations, his plans or what he even is doing rn beyond ‘god simps for him in his dreams😍’. Even Quackity’s jokey stream before has more actual George lore than that. Idk if that was intentional on their part, or if it’s just the only thing propagated by the fandom, but rn the whole plotline is ‘ooo DreamXD and George what will they do ;))’.

I’ll give the fandom one thing who, shipping c!George with DreamXD makes vastly more sense than with c!Dream. C!Dream has more history and chemistry even with Wilbur or Sapnap lmao, c!dnf is purely fanon based on a total of 5min of king storyline.

Basically I’m still waiting on the c!George character arc :(

sorry for not answering this earlier!

i do see your point! we aren’t getting much on george as a character and his past actions, etc. but considering who the real george is, and his lack of motivation for lore, lack of commitment, i am pretty happy we got what we did. and there’s always a possibility we’ll get more on him, since they went in the direction of the whole sleeping thing, they’ll eventually have to draw to some kind of conclusion as to why he sleeps so much or mixes his dreams up with reality, etc. i’m not getting my hopes up because that isn’t george’s style, to be too deep about a character, he’s probably just going to be ambiguous and let the fans decide what his past is. but you never know!

dreamxd is a god on the server, which means whatever role he’s gonna have later in the lore is probably gonna be a massive one i imagine. and if george is gonna be a part of that, i’m v excited for it i can’t lie.

and idk i wouldn’t say c!dnf is a fanon thing. dream made george king over anyone else, and he protected him, he dethroned him to apparently keep him safe? he built a wall around l’manburg, threatened that entire nation and exiled tommy - all because tommy griefed george’s mushroom house. obviously it’s all debatable how much of dream’s motivations really were for george’s sake and how much were just for his own, but i think the bond between dnf was pretty strong in the lore before george dipped :P

but idk i guess it’s all open to interpretation since george is almost like a mythical presence in the lore LOL

#ask #anon #dream smp #dreamxd #georgenotfound #mcyt #dnf

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goldenlie · 3 years

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One thing I noticed is that Sapnap rarely stays truly mad for long - he trashtalks a lot but if George doesn’t engage he backs off soon

However, Dream has the tendency to get into one of his moods and drag on the bullying bit for a looong while. And he seems genuinely salty while doing that? Sapnap obviously joins in because he’s first and foremost a Dream simp lol, and I think that makes Dream think that he’s in the right, so he doubles down on the bit to the point where they kind of ruin the stream for me :\ Like yeah, it’s subjective, but you could feel the salt oozing from Dream in that mcc stream and it was honestly uncomfortable to watch 🤷‍♂️

Ik George is fine but I wish they kept their frustrations with each other off stream (or that George fought back on stream more so it wasn’t as one-sided at least)

This was really well put anon I definitely have to agree with you here. Sapnap after his initial reaction for a minute or two usually let's the situation set due to George not giving him a basis to further retaliate off of. (That, or they have a screaming match for a minute but again it's forgotten by the two almost immediately.)

On occasion as you said, Dream finds himself irked by whatever statement Sapnap brought attention to. This leads to the continuation of annoyance by Dream often throughout the remainder of the stream. Sapnap never surpasses an opportunity to take a jab at someone jokingly especially, as you said, if he sees encouragement from Dream. Dream previously stated how he refers to Sapnap when he wants to be hyped up about something or agreed with, which you can see occur on stream in these scenarios. However, I too am of the opinion the bit gets drawn on for 30 minutes too long. Intentionally or not I think it comes off as salty aswell, definitely altering the mood for the audience. Last night especially, such a reaction wasn't warranted and those present in vc outside of George and Sapnap seemed to pick up on it too.

I too want to state this is an expression of my personal opinion and not a reflection on how I believe George to feel. It would make for a much more enjoyable experience if any aggrevation at the other could be kept to discord dms but it's not looking likely. I agree the situation could be made much more tolerable to witness if George faught back on stream. Considering the groups joint opinion on George's ability at trash talk we know he's capable. However, as he has a strong line between what the viewer sees and what his friends see, it's no surprise he doesn't feed into any of this, at least not seriously.

#/nm #thank you anon!#very well expressed #sorry the response took a while!#georgenotfound #slight dreamwastaken critical #cw critical #cw negative #anon #answer

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electracraft · 3 years

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this is an ask giving you an excuse to tell me all your current thoughts about what's gonna happen for MCC14! personally I was having a tough time deciding between green, pink and red but I've settled for green and probably dream's POV because I'm basic. who are you gonna watch? what games do you think will be played? any rough placement predictions?

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME AN EXCUSE TO RAMBLE

okay so to me it wasn’t hard to decide who to watch. before the teams were announced i was wondering if i would choose to watch dream or george. i watched dream’s pov for most of the mccs and i really enjoy watching him pop off, but i’ve also become more of a george simp (derogatory) lately. BUT when i saw that they were teamed together i knew that i would watch that team lol. so i’m gonna watch i from dreams pov!

anddddd i had been hoping since mcc12 to get a team with quackity and george so when i saw that we would be getting q george and dream in the same team i was !!! (also sorry for ignoring the captain here. i just don’t know enough about him but i hope that he breaks his curse)

i’m looking forward to seeing quackity play in mcc in general, cause i never watched his nor his team’s pov. and it seems like he’s been training kinda seriously and that he wants to put effort into this, practicing ace race, battle box etc. and with dream’s influence i can see him trying to play to win. regardless of how he’ll do though i’m mostly excited about the energy that he’ll bring to the team :)

about the games that will be played, i don’t know how to make predictions but i hope. first of all ace race, cause it’s one of my favourite games and green can do very good at it. i also like pvp games like battle box and sky battle. i like survival games too but it hasn’t been played in awhile and i get why tbh (also. i don’t know if it’s just me but iirc survival games gives a lot of coins, to the point that if you dominate in this you’re likely on top for the rest of the competition. so it’s not a really fair game). apart from this i LOVE sands of time and i hope they play that too!!! the only games that i don’t like watching are bingo and buildmart but i feel like they will be played hahahaha

and dodgebolt is one of my favourite games and it’s always so intense!! i am really hoping that green gets to it cause. first of all they would have broken the curse. and secondly i wanna see how well the strat would work for them, especially cause this time there are a lot of really strong teams, and dream would be likely targeted so i can’t imagine it going like mcc11 where dream got most of the kills. so it will be interesting

other teams that i’m really interested in seeing how they will do. cyan will be interesting, bad already seems to be good from the practice streams that i watched. while i think that they’re underestimating them i wonder how much having played before can give an advantage, because when only 2/4 players have been in the tournament before it will be harder for them. though the new practice server helps really a lot. + blue bats cause sapnap and punz are there and they’re both really good and i want to see how they’ll do. and pink will definitely be a funny pov so i might watch something from them too

so yeah i don’t know how to make predictions but i’m rooting for green lol and also i hope that george gets in the top 10 just because

#okay sorry this is long and pointless so please don’t read. it’s just my opinion without any worthy statements LMAO #ask #anon #thank you i really needed to procrastinate studying philosophy #long post

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hyunrun · 3 years

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Dream SMP/Batfam

This is my reasoning for connections between Dream SMP members and the Bats. This was all just for fun, but feel free to give feedback if you’d like! And do say if I’ve made a mistake. I haven’t done everyone, so if there’s anyone else you’d like me to do, lemme know! Please read, I spent a good while on this :D

Batman (Bruce Wayne)/Technoblade: Technoblade's Dream SMP origin story starts with his parents dying, so the backstory fits. He swears to kill all orphans because of the way they killed his parents (Similar to the way Bruce wanted to stop crime from running rampant in Gotham). Techno is also, technically, an orphan as Bruce was. I've always imagined Bruce's voice to be kinda like Techno's, especially that monotone tone he uses, and especially when he's Batman and not Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne is -Bat-man and Technoblade is a pig, need I elaborate? Both of them seem to stay up till ungodly times of the day, and I'm sure their sleep schedules are never on the same clock as anyone else's, Bruce's because of his vigilante lifestyle and Techno because... well, he's a Minecraft YouTuber. Both of them have a father figure, although not biological. They also have a friendly rivalry with a fellow content creator/hero (Cough Dream/Superman cough). We say Dick/Wilbur is dramatic, but you can't possibly mean to tell me Batman/Technoblade isn’t subtly more dramatic. They practically invented being dramatic in their respective businesses.

Alfred Pennyworth/Philza Minecraft: Is the father figure to Batman/Technoblade. Is really a force of chaos but everyone pictures them as a soft, loving dad because we all have parental issues and we need more father figures. Both of them are very badass in their own ways. Old and British. Here's a parallel I thought was pretty cool. Philza had been building up his hardcore world for 5 years before he died. It was like his home disappeared in front of his eyes as he fell away from his life. I'm not sure which continuity/arc this is from (Please do not hate on me, I am but a small child) bUT I do know that Alfred died of a heart attack/stroke at the same time the Wayne Manor was destroyed. His home was destroyed as he died. Just as Philza's had been.

Damian Wayne/TommyInnit: Is never really loved by anyone at first glance (From the fandoms). Tommy's the loud, annoying one, Damian's the grouchy, haughty one. But everyone eventually gravitates towards their characters later on. Their families were wary of them at first but grew to love them. Both of them are the youngest, and generally angriest child. Both are not American, Tommy being British and Damian, Arabic. They both have ICONIC mothers. MotherInnit is a queen, we all know this. If she can handle Tommy, she can handle absolutely anything. Talia Al Ghul has a reputation of her own right, and while she hasn't quite the pristine repertoire, she definitely strikes a strong mark on people. Now, this is a dumb connection between the two, but hair!! Tommy’s seems nice and floofy while Damian's is generally drawn spiky, and I think that's a cool contrast. Their love for pets is also important to note. Tommy's the one that's known for starting wars over the deaths of his pets, and it's easy to know that Damian wouldn't hesitate to hurt someone if they did anything to Titus or Batcow. It’s been shown on multiple occasions that he loves his pets a lot.

Jon Kent/Tubbo_: Best friends with Tommy/Damian. Do not try to argue that Jon and Damian aren't best friends because come onnn. And PLEASE do not take this as a dumb excuse to ship Tommy and Tubbo, as I know people ship Dami and Jon. Both are the embodiment of chaos wrapped in kindness, and both are definitely the more stable of their friendship with the other gremlin children. I am confident that both would probably refer to their parents as mother and father dearest. You cannot convince me otherwise. Tubbo has already done so, and Jon would never disrespect his parents, so this would obviously be the next best alternative for when he is upset by them. Jon’s powers fluctuate upon shifts in emotion and he can’t really control his powers, like the shifting of Tubbo’s alter egos. We never know when Toob or Big Law will creep out of the shadows.

Dick Grayson/Wilbur Soot: (Second) most dramatic in the family, though perceived as the drama queen because of their boisterous personalities. The one that was probably a theatre kid in school. The lighthearted one that keeps everyone cheerful, but also the one with the easiest path to a horrid descent into madness. They have a flair for drama, the glitter and sparkles to Batman/Technoblade’s sombre smoke and haze, which is why they work together so well. The closest family member to Tommy/Damian. Their little brother/big brother dynamics are just impeccable. Both are the most simped for by their respective fanbases (from what I’ve seen). The token pretty boys. Both artistically talented in different ways, with Wilbur’s music and Dick’s acrobatic skills. Also the ones that get constantly shipped with every woman they literally even look at. They also express their dramatic tendencies through their clothes, Dick with his jazzy Discowing suit and Wilbur’s dramatic L’manburg outfit.

Superman/Dream: The OP gods, need I say more? Friendly rivals with Technoblade/Batman. Very often perceived as ‘Perfect’ which they are not, but many refuse to accept that. A funny parallel I drew was the fact that both of them are famous in their own rights, but can just walk around and not get recognised despite millions of people knowing their online/superhero identities. Both are technically not human.

Stephanie (Batgirl/Spoiler)/Sapnap: Both of their names start with S! Not my only reasoning, but I’ll take it into account anyway. Both are basic looking in my head (Blue eyes blonde hair for Steph?? There’s at least 3 other girls that look EXACTLY like her in the nearby DC universes. And Sapnap blends in with every other white boy, though I love him regardless.) but both also have immaculate personalities to make up for it. They’re the most normal people out of all their co-streamers/superheroes in my eyes, also my favourites. (I didn’t realise as I put them together that I loved them most but here we are). They’re both great at dumb banter. They don’t have huge, hilarious bits often or any constant jokes that are pulled on time and time again, but their general atmosphere makes everything seem like a joke. They may not be the best at what they do in their friend groups but are actually really good nonetheless and do not get due credit for their effort and talent sometimes. Has a warring relationship with Damian/Tommy (Sapnap over the pets and Steph and Dami didn’t have the most friendly relationship at the start)

Jason/BBH- Same but opposite but same. Exists to cause chaos. I wouldn’t have associated these two with each other till the Badlands became a thing… but then the Badlands became a thing and I had to. Now, I know that technically Bad doesn’t have a grudge against Techno, but Jason would totally set up a whole empire just to mess with Bruce’s plans, just to get in the way, to instigate, to fan the flames of the fire till he’s driven Bruce to his breaking point. Bad isn’t exactly trying to do that, but he’s only around for the chaos. He’s only here for his own benefit, and he’s only here for that because of the hurt caused to him by the nation he came from. A parallel being Jason causing havoc because of the pain Bruce caused him. Besides, both have a cool red and black colour scheme, and both wear jacket!! Both are also technically not alive (If we're considering BBH as a demon).

Roy Harper/Skeppy: I have absolutely no explanation for this, but it just Fits. Besides, they have cool opposing colour schemes and are best friends with BBH/Jason!!

Aaaand last but not least

Jason/Technoblade: Now you must be thinking But Kaly you already spoke about them! And yes, I did, and they do go really well with their respective characters but I couldn’t simply ignore the connection between these two, so I thought I might as well write about it. Technoblade was an English major (If I remember correctly) before he dropped out to pursue his youtube career. Jason, though this may not be a well-known fact, was a definite literature nerd at school before he met his demise. Their cut off education in English is an interesting parallel to me. Both of them also have destructive tendencies, with Technoblade being an anarchist and Jason periodically running an underground empire to make sure he can do whatever the hell he wants to. They don’t generally care who they hurt on their way to reach their end goal. Jason’s reckless shooting and killing clearly shows this, as he continuously justifies his actions by saying he’s ending crime rather than just making it wait in line for its turn to pop up again, while Technoblade’s release of the withers and excessive use of his firework crossbow clearly shows that the deaths of the residents of L’manburg do not matter to him as long as he abolishes the government.

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