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neonleon22 · 4 months
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RWBY characters as things I have heard and/or said - pt. II
basically just incorrect quotes + stuff from my life
Ruby: I just wanna jump into the puddle—I’m water resistant
Weiss: I’m not
Ruby: This ain’t about you
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Yang: Zwei could you stop acting like a total goblin for five seconds
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Goodwitch: Who would you bring with you to the island
Ruby: I would bring Pyrrha’s boyfriend and then sacrifice him to the animals
Jaune: wAIT WHAT—
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Blake, about Yang and Ruby: Okay did I just drop acid or are they really singing Puns N’ Roses to an Apathy
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Ruby: The moment they added the alphabet to math I knew I was done for
Yang: I would make fun of you but I feel the same way
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Weiss: Ozpin told me I’m one of a kind
Ruby: Yes, and my mom once told my dad she was coming back
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Blake, reading to her child: “And then the fairy godmother whispered in her ear—”
Weiss: [barges in] SHE’S A LESBIAN!?
Blake: …actually “she’s a frog”
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Ruby: You went to the bathroom?
Weiss: Yes
Ruby: To use the bathroom?
Weiss: YES
Ruby: Sorry I’m just shocked whenever someone actually uses the school bathroom
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Weiss: There’s a force field? Why didn’t you tell me?!
Blake: Well, because I wanted us to fail
Weiss: …
Blake: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T KNOW
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writeshite · 11 months
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can u write a homelander x male reader, I'd prefer fluff but I dont really care. (Noone writes x male readers😭)
John wakes up to a second heartbeat. His soulmate’s guide is six years overdue, and the cuddliest, friendliest dog he’s ever met, a dark brownish-red golden retriever - John calls him Scout. Dr. Vogelbaum is surprised - firstly, that the universe gave John a soulmate, and secondly, that a dog managed to trot its way into a secure location with little effort - it takes three dead scientists before they realize Scout is here to stay. Vought hates Scout until he can make a profit. Some mediocre photographer snaps a photo of John carrying Scout after he’d run through the mud; it’s on the internet in under an hour and the highest trending photo in the United States by dinnertime.
‘Everything you need to know about Homelander’s soulmate.’
‘13 facts about golden retriever guides, and what that can tell you about Homelander’s soulmate.’
‘How to get guides to choose you.’
The internet dissolves into a mess overnight, and the subject of John’s soulmate is trending globally; the week before Valentine’s Day is his soulmate tour, thousands of people come along, and Scout becomes the face of the ideal guide. John feels so many things - proud when the world praises his guide, confused as Scout’s friendly demeanor makes it harder to find his soulmate, and downright murderous when a fan tries to drag Scout to her and get him to like her - Sitwell tries something similar to the latter, reaching out once to pet the dog, before getting her arm bitten. John laughs, his tone cold as Scout darts behind his legs. When the Seven is formed, the others are a mixed bag; John doesn’t care enough to pay them attention, and they do the opposite, openly gawking at Scout, eyes widening further when Scout outwardly prefers his company; they want to ask, but clam up when he glares at them, hesitant to touch the guide. 
“Can’t you take me to my soulmate, already?” he asks Scout one morning; the dog tilts his head, tongue hanging out, and John swears he nods his head in response. Scout grabs his glove, and darts off with it, dodging John as he attempts to grab him; John is just about ready to throw caution to the wind when Scout stops; John doesn’t, flying directly into a tree. He’s not knocked out, but it takes a moment for the ringing to stop; when his eyes open again, you’re standing over him.
“Oh my god, Homelander, sir, are you alright?” 
John never quite understood how people could just know their soulmate by sight, even with their guides, he just never understood how people were 100% certain, but now looking at you, it’s like his whole mind just screams ‘yes.’ You hold out your hand for him to take, helping him stand, even with the gloves; your touch just feels right; Scout is the happiest John has ever seen him, tail wagging fast, “Oh, hello again,” you say to him, scratching Scout just behind the ears, you turn to John with a fond teasing smile, and he knows he’s already gone. “So, I guess this means the cat’s all you?” The cat is an orange ragdoll that, according to you, has scratched, bitten, hissed, and attacked anyone who came too close to you for her liking; John’s proud to hear that you named her Mochi, and he’s less proud of that, “Mean cats need cute names,” you simply state.
“What, you’re gonna give me a cute name too, then,” he snickers.
“I don’t see why not,” you eye him for a second, pursing your lips as you think of a name, “Snookums.” His face scrunches in horror, and you laugh, “Ok, ok, that was bad. Honeybun? Pudding? Pumpkin?” You rotate through so many names, each one as sappy as the last one, John’s expressions fueling your laughter further - there’s the distinct sound of a camera shutter, but John ignores it - placing a hand over your mouth as you dissolve into giddy hysterics. “Alright, point taken,” you say, and John is acutely aware of how close he’s pulled you to him. “How about your name then? I can’t just call you Homelander forever.”
“John,” he says.
“John. Johnathan,” You try the words on your tongue, “Jonnie, Johnny Boy.” You shake your head, “Yeah, I’ll stick with John.” You smile, giving John your name, “Nice to meet you, John.”
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leorawright · 1 year
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TF2 mercs(Medic, Sniper, Scout)with a S/O who can slip into the "Backrooms?" maybe they're in front of the mercs and suddenly S/O just falls through the ground and only pop up after the match is over by falling through the ceiling inside the spawn room? It's just them panicking meanwhile S/O is running a marathon inside the maze trying to outrun the entities
-The Guide
My first request from the Guide!
Mercs with s/o who clips in and out of the backrooms
Scout
Panicked really bad when you suddenly feel through the floor in front of him and disappeared
Low key thought you were dead
But after the match, you randomly fell back through the ceiling, breathing heavily, having just escaped whatever entity was chasing you
You immediately got tackled by Scout rambling about how he thought you were gone forever
After you tell him what happened, he's appalled that this is a normal occurrence for you
"I'm sorry you were being chased by WHAT-"
Medic
Headcannon that he's been to the backrooms before but never explains when or what happened while he was there
When you disappeared for hours, he started getting concerned until you fell through the ceiling landing perfectly on one of the operating tables in his office
When you explained you went to the backrooms again, he was like, "Ooooh yeah, that happens to everybody," and then moved on with no explanation
Sniper
Incredibly confused and thinks he's hallucinating when you fall through the floor in front of him and then reappear through the ceiling a couple hours later
When you tell him what happened he's even more confused
Yeah, he's heard of the backrooms, but you went there?
He's actually very good at drawing, so if you describe the different entities, he can get a pretty good grasp on how they look and now he's even more concerned for your safety
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keeperofdarkness22 · 6 months
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Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse | 2015
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catgirl-kaiju · 1 year
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something so funny about that line in hitchhiker's guide where a psychologist is being interviewed about zaphod beeblebrox on the news, and all he has to say is, "Well, Zaphod's just this guy, you know?"
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corduroy-leggings · 2 months
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Girl Guide camp is so fun. I go in to the woods with a hat covered in crafts for like, a week, forget that men ever existed, and then come home singing songs about being consumed by a giant reptile.
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th3d0nutl0rd · 1 year
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Bitches be like "I'm fighting monsters" and then the monsters are bisexuality. And zombies.
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jdeanmorgan · 2 years
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31 DAYS OF HORROR FILMS ➛ Day 8: Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)
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sincerelytennessee · 2 years
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discordiansamba · 3 months
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(1/2) If demons are of similar nature to rift-creatures, does Keith have any level of tolerance for that kind of energy, the kind that is so dangerously corrupting to most mortal people? Are demon-contracts a safer and more stable cousin of the corrupted magic Haggar uses? Would having demons around that on occasion possess people have let humanity build defenses against that kind of energy? (If they had, Shiro would likely know about it. Would that offer any protection against Haggar's magic?..
(2/2) … and how would certain other paladins react if Shiro identified the evil they were fighting as akin to demonic power? One more reason to stay very quiet about a certain half-demon)
Great questions!
To start off, yes- Shiro does recognize that there's something... inherently familiar about the energy that clings to Haggar. He doesn't want to go so far as to say they are demons- they're in space after all, but it wouldn't surprise him if there were creatures similar to them out in the universe, a belief that is only reinforced after he meets Allura and Coran (who have more in common with humans than they have differences, at the end of the day).
And yeah, basically this is the one area where humanity's magic would actually have a leg up on Altean alchemy, because whereas the rift creatures were only 'recently' discovered (from Allura's perspective), humans have known about them for their entire history. Their entire magic system was developed around demons- both to use them and to exorcise them. I think this is something Haggar would (subconsciously) recognize, and that's part of the reason why Shiro's arm was replaced in this AU- like a shackle to hold that threat back.
(Does it stop Shiro from forging his first ever familiar contract in deep space? No. No it does not.)
I think contracts are a 'safer' way to harness the power, though 'safety' is debatable when it comes at the cost of one's soul half of the time. But generally you get what you ask for with no hidden surprises! Familiar contracts are even safer than that, giving form and physical presence to demons who otherwise cannot obtain a corporal form of their own.
Keith might be keeping secrets, but Shiro decides that this information is vital to the rest of the paladins and is honest about his own bloodline and what that has allowed him to determine about Haggar. It definitely cements Keith's decision to stay quiet, though!
(also yes, Keith can resist the rift creatures.)
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l3rking · 8 months
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We got a HUGE Dev Insight post today full of the nerdy detail I love reading about. I'm gonna try and point out the big stuff and summarize the longer wordy bits.
WEAPON BALANCING
This first part is just going over weapon Usage Rate/Kill Rate pre and post mid season balance patch across both high skill and all-skill lobbies. TLDR is Immortal was top pick in high skill lobbies despite not performing higher than intended. Top performers were Hand Cannons and Pulse Rifles (Bungie once again proving airmchair dev pvpers wrong). Post patch Hand Cannons and Immortal stayed the same and Pulses went down a bit.
Interestingly, across all skill lobbies, Auto Rifles were some of the highest performers. Both in Usage and Kills. Hand Cannons, however, were still the most picked. Peak shooting and playing cover are ubiquitous to higher skill tiers, preventing autos from becoming too effective in those particular lobbies. Thus, the Hand Cannons come out. Really neat stuff. Check out the graphs on the OP.
SEASON 22 WEAPON BALANCING (the one about the Range rework)
Double Special will no loner drop more Heavy than intended
Although I will say, unless they addressed how much special you can get off Heavy kills, I don't see this changing the effectiveness of double special too much. We'll have to wait and see.
Range. Range and Zoom are being decoupled. Mid Range options are being brought closer together and down in regards to effective range and damage falloff. At 100 Range stat: Hand Cannons, Autos, and Sidearms are going up. Pulse Rifles and SMGs are going down. Bows and Scouts will remain the same. Several exotics received hand tuned adjustments (i.e. Ace of Spades (when Memento Mori is active) damage falloff range penalty has been increased to 15%, more on the OP).
Weapon Archetype Adjustments
Hand Cannons. On top of the range buff they will receive:
General
Increased reload speed at 0 stat by 15%.
PvE Damage
Increased damage against minor combatants (red bars) by 20%.
Increased damage against major combatants (orange bars) by 75%.
Heavy Burst
Changed Warden's Law to be the first member of a new sub-family, Heavy Burst
Fires a 2-round burst.
Bows are having their projectile adjusted to be more reliable.
SMGs. 750s have been 720s this whole time (visual UI bug) and will show the appropriate RPM now.
Sidearms. Aggressives are receiving a bodyshot damage nerf. 32 to 30.
Pulse Rifles. BXR is back to 20 zoom
Shotguns. Please use The Comedian (UI bug fixed).
Fusions. Fixed a bug with crafted fusions, charge times, and damage
Heavy Wave Frames. Made it harder to kill yourself with.
Swords. This is an enormous rework. The TL;DR is Sword Guard is about to be way more effective. No longer drains energy while guarding. provides 82.5% to 95% damage resist (whoa). Has duration increased across the board and increased movement speed while guarding. Huge.
Exotics:
You can now use the bayonet on the Monte Carlo (new catalyst)
Verglas Curve works with Fissures now.
DMT and Quicksilver got bug fixes.
Two-Tailed Fox + catalyst now fires a 3 rounds of rockets instead of 2 (with an extra rocket in the 2nd)
Le Monarque. Hoo boy. Is being converted to a Lightweight bow. Damage is going down. Rate of Fire is going up. Damage over Time effect duration down from 3 to 1.75 seconds. Same DoT damage as before (more per tick, 6 ticks). Poison damage INCREASED 50% in PvE. Net buff for PvE. Obvious nerf for PvP.
Vex Mythoclast's RPM is being reduces to 360. Increased damage against minor combatants (red bars) and major combatants (orange bars) by 25%
Tommy's Matchbook scorch stacks adjusted but overall the same (w/Ashes)
Touch of Malice got some big changes. The Blight will now stun Unstoppable Champs and deals Arc damage. The Final Round will no longer kill the player and instead hold you at 1HP and deals 20% more damage in PvE. Self damage reduced from 10 to 7. Health on multikills up from 30 to 75 and now functions like Unrelenting. Excellent excellent buffs. The Scout Rifle Enthusiast Club will be ecstatic.
Cloud Strike will be less effective vs players. Lightning strike kill distance reduced.
Wicked Implement also getting some buffs. The timing window for Creeping Attrition has been increased from 3.5 seconds to 4.5 seconds. You can now also active Tithing Harvest by destroying Stasis crystals. The catalyst now gets Headstone (yay). I'm personally very excited about this.
Perk Changes
Bipod is getting it's nerf to damage reduced.
Envious Assassin's weird timer has been removed. Much easier to activate now.
Over-Under now does bonus damage to Woven Mail, combatant shields, and the overshields provided from Dark Cabal and Lucent Moths. Still not a good perk.
Under Pressure. Too good on Fusions. 25% nerf to accuracy scalar.
Shoot-To-Loot works with explosive rounds now.
Bug fixes to Valiant Charge, Ambush, and Explosive Light.
Chill Clip will now take 3 shots to freeze. Slow stacks reduced from 60 to 40. Big nerf. RIPtide amirite?
CRAFTING ECONOMY CHANGES
They're essentially buffing how much weapon XP you get across the whole game. Neomuna red borders will be easier to farm.
And that's about it as far as what you need to know. Some very very nice changes in there. Very excited about seeing two Exotic Scouts getting substantial buffs. Range rework seems like a net positive change. I suspect Scouts may be more useful now that their ranges just got a lot more rigid. I hope the Hand Cannon buff feels substantial. I've been itching to use them in PvE again for a long time. The insight on PvP usage was very interesting to see. I love this kind of stuff but it can seem a little dense in places. Hope this helps!
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thrill-seeker-if · 3 months
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tahir
tahir ⇢ what part of writing do you want to get better at?
To be honest, all of it! Especially, I think, not getting embarrassed at my own writing. I feel like I just need to start learning how to take a more objective view, instead of trying to refine, refine, and refine.
Another thing I would like to work on is my atmosphere! I hope to add more atmospherism into my writing, as some of my favorite authors do (a great example being @anya-dev and @manonamora-if, especially their game DOLOS)!
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sailorscuttle · 2 years
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instant attraction | natasha ‘phoenix’ trace
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this idea was inspired by @writercole , it was just to be a short h.c., clearly this got away from me lmao
summary: you become immediately interested in phoenix and try your hardest to let her know your interest, however phoenix reads your intentions completely wrong, thinking you’re more interested in her friends
warnings: 18+ only!! minors do NOT interact! female reader, smut, semi-public, oral sex (phe receiving)
also thank you to the lovely @blue-aconite for beta’ing this for me <3
word count: 2.2k
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listen, we all know phoenix is smart.
incredibly smart.
unfortunately, sometimes the smartest people can miss the most obvious signs of things.
the thing being the fact that you had fallen in love with natasha ‘phoenix’ trace almost immediately from the moment you saw her saunter into the hard deck with payback and fanboy.
she looked like an absolute dream in those jeans, and without shame you let your eyes roam all along her curves     settling along her ass for just a moment longer than what would have been deemed as ‘appropriate’.
you had been drying a whiskey glass when she comes up to the bar and grabs your attention, flashing you a smile as she orders, handing you a card to open her tab. however you hadn’t heard a word out of the pilot’s mouth.
at the sight of her up close, everything around you seems to slow down like those cheesy rom-com movies. you swear in that moment that you’re 100% fucked from being interested in anyone ever again, wanting nothing more than to be able to stare into her gorgeous brown eyes forever. your brain instantly plays into your fantasy, and you suddenly want everything with her; the house, the rings, shit you're even imagining children with her.
penny has to nudge you back to reality and you jump in response, your boss asking if you were okay.
you feel the heat of embarrassment threaten to swallow you whole, wanting nothing more than to crawl under the bar, you answer her by nodding. phoenix ignores your lapse and you’re grateful. she repeats the order again, making a joke that normally people speak when flirting with her friends.
however, what phoenix doesn’t tell you until much later, is that her own world had shifted as well from the moment she locked eyes with you. phoenix tries to play it cool by smiling at you as she tells you her order. 
she assumes that you're more interested in payback by the way you stop doing, well, anything after he speaks to you. she thinks it’s cute when you look embarrassed after penny interrupts whatever daydream you had going on with “him”. fanboy takes the initiative to introduce the three of them to you
you try again to flirt with her, telling her ‘sorry, my brain tends to malfunction when I see someone that looks as gorgeous as you do.’
again, phoenix thinks that you're speaking with payback. hell she wishes you’re speaking to her.
your hand lingers when it’s her turn to pay, giving it a quick squeeze when you hand her card back to her. Penny helps you out by placing their drinks in front of them.
phoenix thanks you and they all turn to make their way to the pool tables, nudging payback once they’re out of earshot from the bar. “payback, did you not see how hard she was flirting with you? you should totally get her number.” payback looked to his fellow squad member confused as he raised his beer to take a sip. “phe are you serious? did you not see them just staring at you?” 
“are you serious, payback? she totally froze after you said something.”
fanboy shrugs at phoenix’s words as he racks up the billiards, looking over to her. “I dunno phoenix, it was different when she looked at you.”
she rolls her eyes at their words and sets her beer down, grabbing a cue stick and nudging fanboy aside, mumbling about how they’re both blind as shit and it’s a wonder the navy’s kept them this long she goes to break.
both fanboy and payback eagerly both tell hangman about you once he joins them to play to phoenix’s annoyance, ignoring any comments the blond decides to make and regretting even inviting him out tonight.
you make any and every effort you can to be around the brunette throughout the night: a beer in hand if she asks for one, your hand on her waist as you “squeeze” by, on her arm when you let her know to find you if she needs anything else. you swear you’ve never laid it on this thick on anyone before
phoenix swears she’s going to internally combust from your touches, and it takes everything to not show how much you’re affecting her. she needs fresh air, a splash of water, your lips against her own, anything to soothe the building desire she has for you. she doesn’t understand why you keep doing this to her when you’re more interested in her friend. jake's teasing comments certainly aren’t helping her either.
the pilot turns to walk away from the pool table, telling fanboy she was going to the bathroom and that she’ll be back soon. what natasha doesn’t see is you trailing after her, grabbing her arm once you’re in the empty hallway and pulling past the bathrooms and into the backroom, locking the door once you’re both inside. 
“who the fuck is    ” your hand reaches up to cover phoenix’s mouth and she seems to relax when she realizes it’s you.
“listen, i’m sorry but i wanted a way to talk to you without your friends interrupting it.” you take your hand off of her mouth, wringing your hands together as you spoke. “look if i’m making you uncomfortable with all of the flirting please let me kn   ”
“hold on, wait, you were flirting with me?” phoenix’s arms cross under her bust as her back leans against the shelving, the metal groaning briefly. 
 “phoenix i’ve been flirting with you the whole night.” you blink at her as your head tilts in confusion, features soon twisting into an amused expression in realization. you close the distance between your bodies, still leaving enough space for her to move if she wanted. “I’ve been sending like a million signs.” 
phoenix quickly notes the lack of space between you two, glancing between your eyes and your lips, the smell of your perfume filling her head. she murmurs your name as her hands move to grip your waist. “I didn’t think you were interested in me in that way.” you give into the temptation and place a brief yet gentle kiss against her lips, your hands reaching to hold her face, thumb brushing against her cheek. “phoenix i am every bit of interested in you…”
it’s phoenix who initiates the kiss this time, pressing her lips against yours firmly. her actions bring out a small moan from you, your fingers hooking into her belt loops and pressing her body fully into the shelves. your kisses become feverish as your hands roam along her body, unable to help yourself from giving her breast a squeeze. 
the moan that comes from phoenix has heat building in your core and you can feel yourself getting wetter, wanting nothing more in that moment to keep her making all of those pretty noises. you break apart from her to press kisses along her jaw, suckling on a spot below her ear that makes phoenix’s knees buckle a little. “god i wanna eat you out so bad..” you whine as your hand moves to push phoenix’s shirt up, kneading her breast through her bra and she bites her fist to muffle her moans.
“can I? can i eat your pussy right here?” 
while you talked you sank onto your knees, nudging phoenix’s legs apart .you look up to see her barely meeting your gaze, grabbing her attention by slowly undoing the button her jeans. you pause, pushing her shirt up to press a kiss to her skin, eyes never leaving hers. “I’m gonna need an answer angel..yes..” you press a kiss to her skin, eyes never leaving hers. “ or no..?”
“god, please eat my pussy..” 
her words repeat in your head causing you to groan and lean your head against her. you groan softly when you feel her hand grip your hair and tilt your head upwards., smirking up at her. “only because you asked so nicely, baby.”  
you have her step out of her shoes before getting to work on taking her pants off, pushing them to the side once her foot is out. you can’t help but press your nose against her mound and just inhale, pressing a kiss through her panties to her clit and moaning at the scent of her. “holy shit baby..” a breathless chuckle escapes you and your fingers hook beneath her underwear, pulling them down slowly.
her eyes widen slightly when you hook her leg over your shoulder, her hand bracing on the shelving to keep her balance .
“you’re absolutely fucking soaked phe..” your hand grips her thigh and you get to work, licking a long stripe along her folds, immediately wrapping your lips around her clit and sucking softly. you watch her eyes screw shut and her head lean back against the shelves, the dull noise drowned out by her whimpers. “fuck you tastes so good, could eat this pussy all goddamn day..” you groan into her pussy.
phoenix swears she’s died. she’s crashed her F-18 and she’s in heaven right now because there’s no way that this can be real. she has the prettiest woman she’s ever seen on this planet between her thighs and eating her out in this bar, so eager to have her she couldn’t wait until they were in the privacy of a bedroom. 
the noises you make while your face is buried in her pussy is downright sinful. you eat her out as if you had been parched, switching back and forth between wrapping your lips around her clit and dragging your tongue back and forth through her folds. your mouth moves to focus on her clit as you slide your middle finger inside of her, pumping your hand for a moment before your ring fingers joins, curling inside her and increasing your tempo slightly.
“fuck i’m gonna cum..please don’t stop baby keep moving your fingers just like that..” phoenix moans, pulling on your hair sharply while her hips move against your face, effectively riding your face. her unoccupied hand moves to her bra, pushing one cup down and kneading her breast, her fingers pinching and twisting the nipple. you do as she asks and keep your fingers moving at the same pace, tongue flattening against her folds. 
phoenix’s body tenses as she cums against your mouth, holding your face to her cunt as broken moans fill the room. you moan against her as you swallow her release, letting her ride the aftershocks for a little while longer before she’s pushing your face away. you're grateful the door has a lock and you had stocked the bar with whatever they needed. you realize that your time is limited and penny would be looking for you soon.
you gently push her leg off of your shoulder and carefully stand, your knees buckling slightly as you feel the blood rush back to your calves. “you okay there, phoenix?” you kiss her sweetly and she groans at the taste of herself on your lips. your hand reaches up to brush a piece of her hair behind her ear. 
“I am fantastic right now.” she gives you another kiss, cupping your face with her hands. you break away fully and you hand phoenix her clothes, watching her re-dress. you can’t help the giggle that escapes when she steps forward, her thighs trembling. “easy there bambi.” phoenix rolls her eyes playfully at your comment. “keep talkin’, next time it’s gonna be you with weak legs.”
your eyebrows raise at her words as the both of you go to leave the back room. shutting the door your hand eagerly pulls your phone from your back pocket, opening up a new contact and handing it to her. “I would love a next time, though i’d like to take you on a date first.” phoenix nudges you playfully before adding her contact to your phone, sending herself a text message so she has your number.
“I’d like that too.”
both of you slip into the bathroom to quickly freshen up, trying to appear as if you both hadn’t been gone for half an hour with each other. you share one last kiss before phoenix slips out first, taking her lead a few minutes later.
“phoenix where the hell did you go? did you die in there or something?” payback was immediately on her the moment she got back to the group. phoenix rolls her eyes and swipes one of the beers that had just been put down on the table, fanboy groaning at the loss of his drink.
“no, just got preoccupied.” she shrugs.
payback seems to somewhat buy the excuse. however, Jake doesn’t believe it at all. From his spot by the table he had watched the two of you, noticing you wiping your face with the back of your hand before resuming your spot behind the wall. he barks out a laugh, taking a sip of his beer while the rest of the group quickly turns to him.
“preoccupied,” he snorts, eyeing phoenix. “ yeah that’s the word.” phoenix ignores jake’s teasing, dragging payback, fanboy, and bob (who had shown up while she was gone) to another round of pool to distract them. while her backseater takes a shot she glances over to you, catching your gaze. you flash her a smile, adding a wink.
taglist: @lt-natrace @callsign-phoenix @mayhem24-7forever @wildbornsiren @rhettabbotts @jostystyles @therebeccaw​
neither of you could wait for the ‘next time’, making plans for the next day.
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mtg-cards-hourly · 5 months
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Tuinvale Guide
"Weary traveler, follow me. The night is a cage, and my light is the key."
Artist: Anastasia Ovchinnikova TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
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madamepestilence · 8 months
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TF2: HOW TO FIGHT AGAINST THE BOTS
For those of you interested in TF2 and sick of the bots, I spent literally 8 1/2 hours last night typing up this guide on how to fight back against them
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katischaos · 1 year
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The girl guide to queer pipeline is REAL
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