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josephseedismyfather · 8 months
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The Seeds Tarot Cards
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The Seed brothers. All 3 brothers are done! What do we think?! Can't wait to get more. 😏 @redreart, I wish I had the words to describe how much I love these. You, my friend, are insanely talented and I couldn't ask for more beautiful pieces from you! THANK YOU SO MUCH! 🥰😘
If y'all are considering getting art from her, please do it! You will love it!
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Weirdly specific things I think would win you resistance points in farcry 5
Calling any of the brothers a little meow meow (especially John)
Hacking outpost speakers to play baby shark on loop
Talking over any of them or repeating what they say mockingly as they monologue
Befriending a judge
Getting John wet, this could be anything from trying to baptize him to spraying him in the face with a super soaker
Spraying Jacob with Febreze
Flashing any of their security cameras
Graffitiing cult trucks with hot pink spray paint
Making a your mom joke at any of them (especially Joseph)
Getting hot sauce or bbq sauce on Faith’s dress
Making a ligma joke at John
Whatever the results of giving Sharky coke and illegal fireworks would be
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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years
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Jacob is against John’s usage of food delivery services, it goes against his alpha code 🙄
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pikapeppa · 2 years
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Far Cry 5 in a nutshell
Ubisoft: these are the Seed brothers! They are evil villains!
The fandom:
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I’m looking at beloveds @schoute and @perhapsrampancy​ 👀
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People really be out mad at people liking Billy from Stranger Things and there's mother fuckers who thirst over the Seed brothers from Far Cry 5.
It's me I'm the mother fucker but just for John Seed.
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So I have been getting back into farcry 5 again and am aching to roleplay as Rook or my farcry Oc Rosie, so I’ve set up a blog for it @hells-coming-with-me
It is brand new and I’m still setting it up but if anyone is interested please DM there at your earliest convenience 🖤
please I dunno if I trust the aminos for farcry I saw things
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Apple Seed 9: Auncle
Charlie: (sitting pregnantly in a bra and underwear in the communal sitting room with a fan on her, surrounded by bags of ice, and demolishing cold leftover chicken wings as sweat rolls down her body)
Lucifer: Alright, Duckie! (Hangs up the phone) Vaggie said she's on her way back from the store with all the ice cream the limo can carry. (Gently takes Charlie's free hand and gives it a supportive squeeze and tap) How are you doing, sweetie?
Charlie: (puppy eyes as tears well up) It's so hot, Dad.....
Lucifer: Awwww, I know, sweetie. I know. I'm sorry there isn't more I could do. At least the belhop is steering clear! Who-da thunk that nearly nakedness would be his repellent?
Angel: (struts into the room like he owns the place with all 4 arms filled with stuff) Alright, Toots! Time we broke out the big guns!
Charlie: Angel?! What is all this?
Angel: (ignoring the question as he piles everything on the coffee table one by one) Here's my softest, thinnest, fluffiest robe, my ankle massager, a couple of my favorite bath bombs that help with aches and pains, self-cooling rag, and a wonderful little scrunchy I got ya to help keep your hair up in this Hellish heat.
Charlie: (puppy smile and soft eyes) Awww, Angel. You didn't have to do that.
Angel: Hey, if it works for aching porn stars, it'll work for a pregnant gal. Now! (makes a grabby motion with his hands and gives puppy eyes) Can I feel the baby???? Please????
Charlie: (nods)
Angel: OooOOOOooooOooh..... (slowly and gently puts a hand on the drum of a belly and feels little flutters of movement) *squeeeeeee!!!* I call Honorary Auncle!
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misseviehyde · 8 months
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BITCH-SEED: (The leaving gift)
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Jenny loved her younger brother Toby so much. He was funny, kind and musically talented. He was a drummer in a Nirvana inspired school band and didn't lack for moral courage. He was a cool kid who looked out for others - she was really proud of him.
That was why she begged him to stop trying to intervene with her bullying by mean-girl Aimee and her bunch of cronies.
Aimee was a blonde, spoiled rich girl who had taken a dislike to Jenny. She was cruel, self-absorbed and malicious and seemed to spend a considerable part of her energy looking for ways to ruin Jenny's life.
The popular mean girl had a vindictive and cruel streak and Jenny didn't want her brother being targeted and victimised next. Besides, they were moving schools next week so what was the point? Her Dad was getting a job in a new town and the family were all moving. Jenny was looking forward to the fresh start.
She was by the lockers clearing out some of her things ready for the move one day, when she heard a familiar voice.
"Hey loooooser."
Jenny's bowels clenched in fear as she heard the teasing, superior voice of her bully behind her and she turned to see Aimee and her clique of girls standing before her.
Aimee was impossibly pretty. Her blonde hair was platinum and straight and perfect in every way. Her flawless features were smooth and beautiful, her clothing expensive and painfully tasteful. She wore white knee length boots, so shiny you could see your face in them, a pleated black mini-skirt and a cute pink sweater of some highly expensive material. A pretty pink bow was pinned into her hair.
Cold blue eyes regarded Jennny maliciously, Amiee's pink lip-glossed lips twitching into a malevolent smile as she examined her acrylic nails - long and white - and advanced on her victim.
"Ohhh are you clearing out your locker already loser? So sorry to hear you're leaving us. I guess that means you think you're getting away from me?"
Jenny backed nervously away from the other girl and shrieked as she crashed into the open door of the locker behind her. The impact bruised her back and sent a stab of pain through her body.
Amiee and her girls howled with laughter enjoying seeing Jenny make a clutz of herself as usual.
"I'll have to find some other pathetic fuck to do my homework and top up my coffee money," laughed Amiee. "You're so fucking pathetic Jenny. It doesn't matter where you go, you'll never amount to anything."
"Hey - leave her alone," snarled a voice and Jenny felt a stab of fear as Toby suddenly appeared at her side. "You bunch of bitches better leave my sister alone. I'm sick of watching you float around here as if the world owes you a living. None of you have got any real backbone. You're just parasites who live off your Daddy's money. Get out of here."
The girls all looked at one another in genuine puzzlement and Amiee smirked - tossing her hair coldly and folding her arms dangerously beneath her breasts.
"Oh yeah nerd? You think you can protect your dumb sister from us? I don't think so and thanks for helping me make my mind up about something I've been planning for a while. Girls I think it's time we gave our leaving gifts to these losers."
Holding out their palms facing up, the popular girls all began to giggle and smirk as with a buzzing, crackling sound, tiny motes of energy materialised above their open hands. They formed into small spheres of pastel coloured energy that floated in the air. The siblings gawked in astonishment.
Amiee's was the largest. A ball of bratty pink light that shone with a powerful radiance and seemed to whisper toxic ideas into the mind.
"Each of these is a bitch-seed. It's how we make more members of our clique. The seeds contain our memories of makeup, boys and fashion and also our stronger personalities and feminine desires that will corrupt and transform anyone they enter. One of you is going to become JUST like us and I think we both know who..."
Laughing Amiee turned and blew on her seed. It shot from her hand and hit Toby... crackling as it entered his body and he groaned in shock.
He gasped as the delicious pink energy throbbed and thrummed through him and around him... strange new thoughts and desires filling his mind as his bones and body ached.
Doesn't it feel good to be girly?
It did feel... good. Really good.
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Toby's short brown hair lengthened and his features became softer. Pretty lashes blinked in astonishment and he tugged uncomfortably at his clothing as his hips cracked out and his chest tingled as budding breasts began to form. He was becoming a girl!
"You see Jenny," laughed Amiee. "When you start your new school - it's the perfect time to send someone to start a new clique there. I've done my research and your new school is pathetically short of bullies. I've decided your brother will be perfect to start things there. He has real leadership potential and once I've turned him into my mini-me then you'll never be free. The transformation changes reality for any who don't witness it, and soon you'll be the only one who remembers your brother. Now let's fill him up with more, girls!"
More bitch-seeds floated from the girls hands and into Toby. Pink and purple sparks crackled as they merged into him and Toby moaned as each one was absorbed into his body accelerating the physical changes.
Toby groaned as his nice personality was attacked and overwhelmed. He felt so sexy and bitchy and it felt so good to give into all the whispering girly voices telling him to accept the power.
Yesssssss let your like loser personality become ours. Be a mean girl, you know you want to.
Toby giggled and threw back his head - eagerly spreading his arms wide and accepting the energy into his body. He needed this! It felt AMAZING!
Amiee watched in wicked delight summoning another ball of energy and sending it into him.
"Yessss that's it bitch... take all our power and let it transform you. Let your new thoughts take control. Become a fucking bitch just like us."
The girls surrounded Toby and holding our their hands shot more energy into his body. Each blast caused Toby to moan in pleasure and to writhe in ecstasy - clearly enjoying the wicked energy pulsing into his body.
"Yessssss... give it to me... mmmmhhh fill me up. Mmmmh this feels so good yes I wanna be a bitch just like you girls!"
Toby moaned as wicked nails shot from his fingers and his hair lengthened and turned lighter then finally platinum blonde. His body became more feminine with tanned soft skin and beautiful features. Hips cracked out as his chest began to bulge pushing his t shirt out in interesting places.
Jenny sobbed in horror as she watched the transformation. She was powerless to stop the corruption. Toby wasn't even resisting!
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The girls were all moaning in unison now, the bullies groaning like sluts as they pushed their most evil, depraved, slutty memories and thoughts into the bitch-seeds.
Toby's mind was being corrupted and overwritten by dozens of memories - Amiee's strongest of all. His own useless boy memories were being overwritten.
Memories of sucking dick, spending money, acting like a spoiled bitch filled the transforming sluts mind. It overrode now useless knowledge. Who needed to play the drums when you could be a cheerleader instead? Who needed to know the names of his male friends when he could be friends with the most popular girls in school.
Hours worth of makeup tutorials, knowledge of how to bully people and manipulate others seared through Toby's malleable mind. The bitch seeds were finding fertile ground.
"Yessssss, I love it," drooled the blonde girl happily as her pretty eyes rolled back in her head. "Give me moooooore!"
"Wow girls - she's really receptive. Pump her mind full of our nastiest memories. Turn her into the meanest, most spoiled slut ever. Burn that boy out of her. Make her into our new friend... Naomi."
Naomi moaned happily as she heard her new name. Yes... that was who she was now. Her pink lips curved into a wicked smile as she felt her breasts swell up nice and big and her useless dick retreat into being her new clit. This was MUCH better.
"Fuck yes girls - make me fucking EVIL!" laughed Naomu as she felt all positive memories and love for her pathetic sister burned out of her mind. This was glorious.
Sobbing in the corner Jenny watched her bullying sister being corrupted into the worst kind of bitch.
By now the energies had even affected Toby's former clothing. His Nirvana t-shirt was now no more, replaced instead by a tight pink dress that fit the new bitch perfectly.
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Naomi's nails were long and sharp, her shaven pussy covered by a tiny black thong whose string rode up between her perfect ass cheeks. Full firm breasts, bigger then Jenny's stood proudly on her chest and her bitchy blonde hair fell like a perfect wave around her shoulders.
She and Aimee looked like sisters now.
Aimer and Naomi hugged as if they had known each other all their life and Jenny squirmed in fear at the matching smiles on their perfect faces...
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Linda had thought she should go say hi to the new girl on the beach. Jenny seemed nice - although the look of terror on her face as Linda approached was weird.
The chubby nerd wasn't sure why Jenny was so terrified and she didn't even see Naomi from behind till it was too late.
Linda moaned as the bitch-seed conjured by Naomi flowed into her body and she began to change. "That's it nerd," hissed Naomi, "let the bitch in you grow. Become the bitch you were born to be."
In moments Linda had been replaced and had become Leanne instead. Now a spoiled beach bitch she moved to flank her new Alpha with a wicked smile on her face.
"Thanks sis," giggled Naomi. "Another new girl for my clique. I do enjoy turning the ones that would have been your friends into MY friends."
Jenny cried as she looked into her once kind brothers sneering face. Naomi was even worse that Aimee had been. She constantly mocked and teased her sister and made her feel inferior. Worse - her parents were totally enthralled by their popular, successful, beautiful daughter and now despised Jenny.
School was a nightmare - Naomi had created a new clique of bullies and turned the school into her personal playground. She was now head cheerleader and dating the quarterback. Having to listen to Naomi scream in ecstasy as Chad fucked her brains out in hwr bigger bedroom next door was yet another indignity Jenny had to endure.
"Oh by the way loser," grinned Naomi. "Aimee and the girls are visiting this weekend. They're staying over the whole time and I bet you can't wait to catch up with her."
Laughing Naomi strutted away to the admiring stares of everyone whilst her sister cried like a pathetic little bitch.
Guess Penny wasn't enjoying her leaving gift after all...
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THE END
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maskyartist · 4 months
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more Crystal Clay AU (au by the fantastic @warning-heckmouth) thoughts once again cause my brainworms wont stop just listen hear me out-
Clay's smart as hell, he basically forced himself to be a nerd post-band breakup so like...picture with me,,,Clay pitting Velvet and Veneer against each other,,,straining their relationship by just sewing those liiiiil seeds of doubt anytime they're alone with him,,,,or just bringing up "totally real" things they said to make em look like liars
after all. hes the fun one. the dumb silly fun one! Who's gonna think he's got the capacity to lie?
im just sayin Clay's gotta have a mean streak somewhere in that heart of his that "Hm. John" that MEANT SOMETHING-
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loa-of-bacardi · 5 months
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John Tarkosvky/Joseph Radov (siberian cult AU)
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softtidesworld · 3 days
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ferhog · 6 days
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Nothing quite says "I OBJECT!" like crashing the wedding in a freaking Gundam.
One of the great flaws of Witch From Mercury is that it didn't give us a scene like this.
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Deputy Williams’ File
Name: Persephone “Perse” Williams
Aliases: Percy (various), Perse (friends and family), Deputy and Rook (various), Sparrow (Jacob), Firecracker (Sharky)
Date of birth: November 18, 1992
Age: 25
(this is marked by the release date of FC5)
Height: 5’ 6
Weight: 160lbs
Race: White
Hair color: Black
Hair style: Short, wavy/curly
Eye color: Green
Voice claim: Nicole Sullivan
Notable features: Broad aquiline nose, pierced left brow, small scar on jaw, freckled shoulders, tattoo of a pomegranate on lower back
Notable traits: Sarcastic and mouthy (often to a stupid degree) often rash and impulsive, persistent, strong leader and mediator but short tempered
Romantic interests: (begrudgingly) Jacob Seed, Sharky Boshaw (fling)
Preferred weapons: Modified 1911, hunting knife, bow
Favorite GFH: Boomer and Peaches
The story
(TW for mentions of suicide and child abuse)
Perse was raised primarily by her grandfather. Her mother committed suicide when she was five and her father was typically too busy for her and when he was around he had a tendency to be abusive. This manifested both verbally as well as locking her in a dark closet or the basement.
Her grandfather was an army medic in the Korean War and Perse grew up learning from him. He took her camping and hunting and taught her first aid, basic survival, and how to shoot. They spent a lot of time at the local veteran center and when she was older Perse worked there for a while.
Perse had not intention of being a deputy and actually is very anti-cop. She had graduated with good grades and had taken a few years off to travel, when she returned she began to go to university to study to become a veterinarian. All of this was funded by her grandfather who passed from a stroke (she wears a shotgun shell full of his ashes on a chain around her neck). He left all of his money to her in his will but her father stole it. She tried to continue to work herself through college but eventually dropped out and worked various odd jobs to get by. Her father was diagnosed with late stage liver cancer and given less than a year to live, she decided to join the law enforcement in an attempt to suck up to him in hopes of getting her grandfather’s money back. She moved to a county neighboring Hope County and joined the towns police force, she was then dragged into the madness as seen in the game.
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jacobsfat8inchc0ck · 2 years
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I saw and seized the opportunity LMFAOO
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booksandicedmatcha · 7 months
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WHY DOES IT HURT TO LOVE YOU
WHY AM I IN PAIN
WHY DOES IT HURT TO KNOW YOU
YOU'LL LET ME DOWN AGAIN
IF I TURNED MY INSIDES OUT WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW THAT I WAS THERE
WHY DOES IT HURT TO LOVE YOU
WHY DOES IT HURT TO LOVE
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bobosbillionsknives · 4 months
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I like the plotline in stampede where vash finds the other seeds ship right after the big fall I like playing around with that idea a bit 😇 (no ship)
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