Let the revenge games begin.
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DP x DC Constantine Jr: Father Son Bonding
So John Constantine is more than a bit of a hoe. He’s a disaster bisexual who’s taste in men is “Big and strong enough to fold him like a folding chair” and his taste in women is “competent and could probably kick his ass”
Both describe Doctors Jack and Maddie Fenton
So, I propose that Constantine had a fling with both of them and the resulting threesome resulted in Danny. And I don’t just mean that only one of them is his father, I’m talking more Greek Mythology where the mother slept with both a god and a mortal and both were the resulting child’s father. Danny is the son of both Jack and Maddie Fenton, AND John Constantine.
Probably due to some meddling from Clockwork
So, cut to years later. and Danny is starting to awaken some magical abilities. And thus, John finds out he has a son with the wacky ghost hunter couple he hooked up with years ago. Now Danny is dealing with the fact he has another dad that’s just a disaster of a person, as well as his uncontrolled magical abilities awakening. John is just trying to figure out how to be a functional adult while Danny stays with him for the summer, and if the kid could not mess with his many dangerous magical trinkets that would be great
Aka, Danny spends the summer with his estranged magic dad to learn how to handle his sudden magic powers and causes chaos.
Danny also seems to have inherited John’s resistance to omniscience, much to the displeasure of the Observants. He was bad enough when they could tell what he was going to do...
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#still winning that sales pitch
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Prompt 212
“Did we just pull an Isekai?”
“I mean, does it count if it’s practically just Ghostwriter’s usual shit, just more chaotic?”
“Sam, this is like a game, look, we even have inventory overlays!”
“Yeah but Tuck, I died so therefor I pulled an isekai, right?”
“Shit, why does that make sense?”
“Boys, perhaps actually look into your overlay there? Perhaps look at the map as well?”
“... oh my Ancients, guys, we’re not the players, we’re going to be the bosses of this game.”
. . .
“This is going to be so much fun guys.”
The JL Jr team would really like it to be known that they are in fact done with Klarions shenanigans. This is literally the first day school is out for the summer for them! Who even showed him DnD and anime anyway?!
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Hear me out…
All I’m saying is that a mix between the Mutant Mayhem turtles and the 2014 Bayverse snow car chase scene would be hilarious and beautiful
Everyone's always talking about what fandom events they want to see the MM boys experience to continue traditions. So I raise you this : asking what ridiculous previous TMNT scenarios the MM boys should experience purely because it would be would be hilarious to see them in it
Just imagine these little green beans rocketing cars down a mountain and shell sledding in an avalanche
LET MY BOY DONNIE FLIP A CAR!!
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November 6-7, 2023 - The celebration continues.
Destiel continues trending amidst the annual November 5 mass hysteria. Previous posts here: [x] [x].
A brief panic was caused by the (as of yet unconfirmed) information suggesting that another season of Supernatural or a movie is in the works [x] [x]. CW Supernatural's Instagram profile has posted a short clip with a caption "And the story continues.. #Supernatural" [x]. The profile however regularly posts clips and photos, so fear not, this doesn't appear to be happening yet and may be simply a misunderstanding (I would love to see the day this happens though, if only to witness the chaos).
Yesterday, all the destiel posting caused for the "November 5" tag to trend separately from the main destiel tag. Today, the trend dropped from the first place and it looks like it might be quieting down. Till next year of course, with many other Supernatural trends until then. This is a Supernatural fan site after all.
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Let's spice eurovision up next year. You pick another country out of a hat and you have to sing in their language and do the act you think they would send. Best impression wins
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I can't stop laughing. With the amount of raging lesbians this game has been pumping out, even I'd be shocked out of a coma at the revelation that they made Ezra.
The amount of self restraint bluepoch must have to do to not turn him into a woman that they have to make it a joke. I'm dying.
Bonus points for Desert Flannel for single handedly being the reason for the misunderstanding, but doubling down how cool she is.
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You know the film Who Framed Rodger Rabbit where humans and Toons live there together?
Imagine the sheer chaos to occur if any Transformers iterations landed on that type of Earth. No one knows who the fuck these giant robots are as they definitely aren't Toons. Meanwhile the bots can't help but be confused by these strange creatures living alongside the organics.
The Toons however see both factions as perfect targets for mischief. Starscream crashing into a wall via a super realistic painting, poor Optimus getting flowers full of dynamite or Bumblebee having multiple 'Kick Me I'm Fake' signs plaster on his bumper by Toon cars. Megatron feels like they landed in a looney bin as he fails to intimidate the 50th cartoon rat on the ship.
This probably lead to kidnapping a human cause no one is making progress when they're constantly getting menaced by law defying entities.
Oh man, the childhood nostalgia is so real here 🤣🤣
Look, the Toons would break the Autobots and the Decepticons. Cybertronians are not strangers to special powers, but beings that regularly defy all sense of laws in such a blase, hilarious manner without one ounce of logic yet yield so much damage?
The factions' respective medbays will be constantly full of mecha with processor crashes and circuit burnout. Soundwave, Prowl, and Red Alert will have to be put into long-term stasis for their mental and emotional health.
You want peace? Or a long-term armistice? Send in Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck as Trojan Horses.
There is no escape from their antics. Those creatures are everywhere.
Land. Sea. Air. Fucking space in a random astro-suit.
(Mechs would be driven mad trying to find who the hell is Marvin the Martian in any database. Including the Galactic Alliance.)
Even Megatron will break.
He will become hollow mech, desperate for respite, and beg for mercy. A new phobia for the fear of the sound of carrots being crunched and chewed would be implemented in their disorders. As well as Daffy's crazed laughter once they can reliably track it.
But the biggest kicker? All the humans would just chuckle or outright laugh at their declarations. Aliens? Really? Are you sure? What's the gimmick?
Many humans shake their heads, elbowing people around them because there's a new joke going around. Apparently, the Toons caught into the mecha anime explosion, so now they have sentient Gundams walking around with an epic battle of good versus evil.
(Que some Americans shouting things in Japanese. Some want to improve or keep up their language skills. Others just want to be dicks. It would be funnier if humans had so much experience picking out the robots in disguise from the Toons' general mayhem and shenanigans.)
The Toons know that those are real aliens but are too delighted by the sheer potential chaos of having fresh meat, ahem, new neighbors.
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I can't help thinking about Keyleth's increasingly horrified expression during the debrief with the Bells Hells—
like. they were up there for, what, 2 days? 3? and they:
Killed one of the Will-masters
Made contact with an underground revolutionary militia on the day they were going to conduct a covert assassination against Ludinus' four-star general
Assisted said revolutionary militia in the largest anti-Imperium attack in history, which in all likelihood resulted in massive and irreparable damage both to Ludinus' drilling site and to the capital fucking city of Ruidus
Also assisted the revolutionary militia in the rescue of a strategic scientific target, who is now their charge in the absence of any remaining Volition members
Brought said scientist back to Exandria as a major source of information about everything that the Emperium was doing, and learned from her where Ludinus is precisely at this very moment
After surviving that, one of their own willingly sacrificed himself, apparently beyond resurrection, to kill Ludinus' three-star general
Successfully turned Ludinus' four-star general into a double agent with the power of love
and at the end of all of that, they get to say that, yeah, they met the fucking Weave-mind too. because sure, why not?
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The girls are plottinggggg
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Can't wait for Wilbur to log on to the server and be swarmED
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Can y’all imagine Jadzia & Worf and Garak & Bashir going on double dates
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Aughausghagh
According to the latest OSPod (Ep 80), Blue has seen Drawfee ("they're fun, i've seen a couple of their things") but not Red (she has heard of them tho)
Oh, what I'd give for a crossover episode....
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There are two kinds of zailors.
Based on a discussion with @capn-twitchery about Twitch and Ockham's very different relationships to zailing.
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