#the silver hair tho 😫 it looks so good

[euphoricsunflowers]

ex!jeonghan who always tries giving relationship advice to all his other friends and insists on never "chasing" anyone who doesnt want you, little does he know that he needs his own advice BADLY. whenever he contemplates about making a decision he thinks, "what would yn say..?" "would yn think about me if i did this?" "would yn like this?" to the point where he starts calling you when hes masturbating, his words getting cut off by his constant moans and whines. "ah-yn.. hc.. should i cum? should i-uh edge myself? .. i need you yn." atp you're sick of letting him get what he wants all the time.

-beep beep

jeonghan looks at his phone, hand still stroking himself. hes shocked, he never would have thought you would hang up like that while he was clingy and in need of your conformation. he cant cum without your permission!

YN. <3 : dont cum for a week straight, if you hold out i'll think about a special reward just for you. x

he was grinning from ear 2 ear, this was easy for him

just a week?? just a week..

; HELP ERMM didnt mean to write all that SOZ also can i perhaps be a new addition to ur anon list🤭 if yes i would love to be 💥💬 either of these PLEASE

baby ur gonna make me fall in love if u keep sending me these kinds of asks 😫😫 of course you can be one of my anons!! do you wanna do both emojis? or just one? both are available so tell me whatever you want!!

jeonghan is the friend that’s always giving relationship advice that’s like “don’t let them treat you like that!!” “you deserve better!” “break up with them!!” but then second it comes to you and he remembers how sweetly you used to treat him before you both broke up for mutual reasons, he suddenly can’t practice what he preaches. always running back to you even though you’re not good for him and only make him more dependent and clingy.

suddenly every little thing he does is based on your preferences for him. he wears colors that you like on him more than the ones he likes to wear. he styles his hair the way you like it. he wears gold jewelry instead of silver because you prefer the way it looks against his skin. he doesn’t dislike himself like this, but he can feel himself shifting. he’s straying away from his own sense of self and becoming dependent on your input for all decisions.

and if you made him wait, or jump through impossible hoops just to be allowed to cum, he’ll listen. he’ll text you about how desperate he is with a little grin on his face and beg for cute degrading tasks to occupy his time until he gets to cum.

he hopes his special rewards is to be allowed to try again with you tho <3 he wants to mend things with you so he gets to kiss and touch and love you… while also edging himself for you until he’s stupid and desperate <33

#sub!seventeen #sub!svt #sub!jeonghan #jeonghan smut #seventeen smut #💬 anon

[crispy-chan]

oh have fun! i wanna go to my kpop store too bc i want an ateez album haha the go live albums are super pretty (i got all four) so i hope you find one you like and get good pulls! ✨✨✨ also oooh learning kpop dances can be a challenge but a fun challenge haha i can memorize the dances but not the minute details so i have such respect for you learning it, plus learning with your sister that sounds so fun! :D (omg tho yeah skz songs really do a number on you i get that haha) i'm wishing you luck in learning love dive! ;)

oh and no problem! when i saw ji in those pics i thought of you! so i had to send it to you! <33333

also ofc, i love talking with you 🥺 and i've been doing fine! i posted a lix fic so now i have two more collabs to write for but they're both for halloween so i have a bit of time before that comes to finish them. i wanna go back to writing gold and silver for chan too tbh haha aside from writing i cut my hair so it's super short now haha thanks for asking you! 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Aaa thank you !! I hope they have it in the store 😭 I’d take any version too 💔 I’m just kinda slipping into panic mode bcs apparently jyp is stepping back from physical albums (source twt lmfao) and I want to at least own my fav albums. I have the in life one, the noeasy and oddinary preorders and I just ordered christmas eveL cause go live went out of stock back home 😭 so my goal is to purchase miroh and go live (probably not at once tho) just in case ✨

Heh it’s kinda fun learning with my sis cause she’s smol TM but still !! There were part of the choreo I just didn’t get and she did so she literally showed me lol 😂👌 ty! Also, that’s really cool !!! Tbh I’m not a good dancer so it’s not like I know them perfectly lol, it’s just something I do for fun 🫶✨

🥺🥺😭 those pics were truly a serotonin boost 😫🫶

Aaa ty I’m honored 🥺🥺🥺 also, your lix fic sounds v v interesting I might check out when I have the time 🤩❤️ also yikes, I need to write so many collabs help alsjsksksksk wishing you good luck on them !!!! And good luck with your series too 😫❤️🥺🥂also omg I hope you like your short hair !! I’m sure it looks superb ❤️

Sending you all my love 🥺🫶

#mail 💌 #moots 🏷 #izzy 🌙 #❤️❤️❤️ #hehe I thing I’ll head out to check out the store rn ✨

[mlmxreader]

Hiya! I hope you're doing alright my sweet and lovely author 🖤.

Listen.... about the geese .... all I can say is that over here, right, they are fully breed different. Like you look in their general direction and they will come at you. Basically, the geese own the streets 😂, we're just here.

That playlist. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am freaking crying!!! UnRELATED reasons, eh? Fully believe you, my friend, FULLY believe you 😂.

OMG!! I know right?!?!? Yes with the facial hair! Like Margate Alfie had that little tuft of graying in his beard and I was like .... 😶👀👀👁👁😳. That plus the scar on his face .... 😳😳🫠 fucking made an already unbelievably hot man even fucking hotter. I absolutely can not. When they gave us that side profile, I was fully deceased. And I totally did not re-wind the video and pause it on him.... not at all.

Pictures of the Screaming Eagles!! The BABIES!! They are so bloody adorable! Look at their little eyes and also, they're so photogenic. They are full on posing in those pictures like they know they're absolutely beautiful and yes of course you should be photographing them. And they also have the cutest names. Like Gallipoli?? The bestest little girl 😫🖤🖤🖤

But yeah, you should absolutely watch the entirety of the Bourne film series ... you know, for your research purposes 👀. (I'm not on the Matt Damon train but I can fully goad your obsession of him, lmao, that's what friends are for, right 😂?)

Anyways, talk to ya later! (Also, I don't know if you saw or not, but last night I think I sent like 14 requests so.... apologies 🙈 but I regret nothing)

🖤🖤🖤

🐍anon

good evening!!!! I've had quite a nice day tbf, I can't lie - work was alright, and I've got a couple of days off coming up soon, too, so that's good! as much as I enjoy working w animals, I gotta admit: it's been quite difficult to do it when I've got a busted ankle that I haven't and won't tell my boss about 😅

listen..... at least it ain't swans. those buggers are fucking vile when they wanna be, whereas geese you fuckin know where they stand immediately. like, within a second of being in a goose's presence, you KNOW where it stands w you - and at least they ain't trying to nick chips from Tesco's like seagulls do! so there's a silver lining shgksjfkskf

UNRELATED REASONS!!! COMPLETELY UNRELATED!!! although in seriousness I do like Sir Mix A Lot as it is... but at least I didn't admit that I think about them whenever I listen to Good Lookin' and Like Whiskey by Dixon Dallas. at least there is that... BUT THE SIR MIX A LOT WASN'T RELATED TO MATT DAMON OR TOM HARDY AT ALL. absolutely not. nope. definitely wasn't looking at pics of them whilst listening. nope. not me.

The Screaming Eagles are, indeed, baby. VERY baby. tbf to all of em (Ace especially bc he's not the most laid back of snakes), they are very tolerant of having their pictures taken and of me, like, getting quite close to take decent pictures. but so far, we got Kaiju (albino checkered garter snake), Der Rote Kampfflieger/Der Kapitän/Manfred/Red Baron (male ball python), Special Agent Fox Mulder (corn snake), Ace Janoušek (bullsnake) & Baroness Gallipoli (female ball python) - even though, for some reason, some people can't tell Red Baron and Gallipoli apart even though they're completely different animals w completely different personalities (Gallipoli, for example, does not tolerate being cradled like a baby, she will just slither around my neck and chill there. Red Baron, on the other hand, will gladly accept being carried and cradled like a baby).

the Bourne series has never particularly interested me, like, I like James Bond but it's just never jumped out at me, but then like.... Matt Damon looks kinda hot in the series,,,, so maybe I should... maybe. I mean, I watched The Martian even though it's not My Thing, and I wasn't disappointed dncksmfksk (do not ask me for plot details). I'm 99% sure this is Christopher Nolan's fault tho, bc I have NEVER found Matt Damon attractive... and then Nolan put him in Oppenheimer w his almost-but-not-quite pornstache, that slutty uniform, and the whole "would absolutely wreck me but I'd thank him" vibe and now I'm like... actually-

so there's ONE bit of propaganda that Nolan got me with.

anyways! I'll talk to you later, the time is currently 2243, so I will (likely) get to writing at some point soon, and bc I'm dog sitting later, I can write some more then as well bc I won't have anything better to do tbh.

have a great morning/afternoon/evening!!! 🫶🏻

#asks #🐍 anon

[junggunz]

Yes let’s be friends, I may be out of my manic era of changing my hair color every two weeks BUUUUUTT my roots really need retouching since I’m sticking with neon green 👀 we can color each other’s hair and simp over Sammy in the bathroom together while we sip on some bomb ass strawberry moonshine I got (also officially taking this emoji as my anon signifying emoji)

🍷

YAYYYY I'm like itching to change my hair again but I have no idea what I wanna do next. For like the last two years I've had my hair dyed similar to Big Deal's most slay member Lua 🤭 except I didn't stay blonde for long and did colors like silver and red. I tried to go back to all black but the iroiro dye has such a green base it turned my hair teal 💀

Neon green always looks so good when I see other people with it 😫😫😫 I wanna do one last fun color before I start my corporate job but the last time I tried bleaching my hair it lifted red and I panicked AHAHAHA

IVE NEVER TRIED MOONSHINE THO 😭 Is it like soju where the plain one tastes like rubbing alcohol but the flavored one is like juice LMFAO i honestly don't drink often but I love a good midori sour or amf 🤪

Sammy sooooo seems like the type to see you dyeing your hair in the bathroom and will be like "why the hell are you making a mess? you know I can pay for you to go to the nicest salon-"

#🍷 anon #answered

[chenleyah]

chenle ♡ weibo live (210322)

#chenle #nct #nct dream #zhong chenle #nctinc #nct chenle #mygif #zhong chenle I love you #when deal kept coming into Fram I could only focus on how bad her hair looks 😭 chenle what have u done #daegal* and frame* oh my godddd #the silver hair tho 😫 it looks so good #like he was sent back in time to empathy era and im here for it #1k*

[ohayopoko]

Nawl Erens a real nasty beast fr fr. I hc Eren having a ring collection and i cant stop thinking about him fingering y/n with his rings on. And the way he looks at her and laughs in her face because he’s got her crying😭 “you already crying for me?” “Look at that. You’re such a fucking crybaby and I’ve barely even done anything to you yet” “what the fuck are you crying for” and he says the nastiest shit to her and expects a verbal response and acts disappointed when he doesn’t get one but deep down the fact that shes so fucked out and stupid just from his fingers has him 3 seconds away from fucking her up until she eventually passes out. He probably also threatens to get her pregnant even tho he knows shes on birth control. The man has a breeding kink. One of his favorite positions would probably be the mating press. He loves a lil back talk too. when you return that same energy he gives you. Slut him out, grab him by his neck, pull his hair a little rough him up a little…ofc he returns it right back times 2 but he loves his girl with a lil bark and bite that matches his own

AYO???? WHATS UR @ IM CONFIDENT YOU RUN A SMUT BLOG TOO DROP THE ADDY IM FINNA SLIDE!!!! Fr bae that was amazing i can fucking imagine it cause Erens just so fucking nasty ohmygod🤤😫

I’m invested bro what do the rings look like? Are they all different colors? Gold? Silver and goddamn I know they’re gonna be those chunky Victorian rings hot lord he’s gonna stretch y/n the fuck out

“What the fuck are you crying for” 😫💦 Erens gonna enunciate the “fuck” for sureee this is so good idek where I would start writing this cause girl this was a smut fic in it self seriously you’ve got skills!!👏🏾🤪

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #eren jaeger #eren yeager #eren brainrot #eren headcanons #eren x black reader #erenxblackfem #dremesroom