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stillbandofbrothersthirsty · 1 year

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Hello my darling! I was wondering if I could get a BoB ship if it’s not too much trouble?

Appearance: I am 5’6, black hair just past my shoulders, brown eyes that I’m learning to love (People say I have lovely big brown eyes and It’s something I’ve resented but learning to love). I have light olive skin in the summertime that pales a bit during winter due to lack of sunny weather. Again, it’s something I used to get highly complimented on and just made me resent it. So…learning to love it. It’s a process. I wear minimal makeup, keep it more natural. My hair either in a ponytail or bun for practicality. Only letting it down during the evening. About me: I grew up too fast due to childhood trauma that made me distrust men; to put it politely as I can without triggering anyone who reads this. So sex is, well, patience is required ^^”. For the longest time I went through dark depression, and recent years, I’ve managed to overcome the ‘S’-word and not looked back. I’m kinda proud about that, to be honest. PTSD still grips me in the form of nightmares, trust issues and anxiety. Thinking about having kids is a BIG issue. I'm leaning more towards 'no' buuuuutttt for the right BoB character, I might just say yes -wink- I think I formed a hardened shell around myself because I’ve become this hard-ass stranger trying to protect this sweet little girl trapped inside and it hurts that I have to protect her from the world. So only a select few get to see the real me. Trusting people is a major issue. It causes heartbreak when you put your trust in someone, utterly loyal and they break with a lie or something worse. I wish I was braver than I come across. So many fields of occupations I could have chosen but anxiety prevented me in doing so. But then, if I chose to become a Nurse or followed through Boot Camp, I wouldn’t be here asking for a ship XD I hate the cold. I hate loud noise (loud music blaring, overlapping of TV, Music, Chatter all at once). My biggest flaw is I shut down when there’s a problem. I either sit there and take the yelling, or I don’t seek out help with a ‘Can I talk to you about something?’. I cry by myself. I hate crying and I hate doing it in front of others. Because if they give me a hug, or show me gentleness, I break further. It’s embarrassing. Hobbies: I love to read. I used to be an avid bookworm but that slowed down in recent years but I’m starting to find a routine and pick that back up again. I love photography; particularly photographing sunsets. It makes me soft. I love listening to music. Remember when I said I grew up too fast? Well… I think I’m an old soul stuck in a young person’s body because I adore listening to 40s music on the Record Player. Also have a tendency to bake to music too. I’ve actually also discovered I love sitting outside in the evening and eating dinner or having a drink. Just enjoy the weather. Other: I love the idea of slow-dancing. I never get to. But it’d be nice? To walk, arm around the crook of my lovers elbow as he take a walk along the path before sundown. Soft vibes would melt me. I didn't add my astrology or anything because I dont believe in all that. I wake up, do what I set my mind to and don't allow the stars positions to dictate my life XD I don’t know. I hope this helps and isn’t too overwhelming. I hope it’s okay if I copy and paste this because it's so hard to write about me’s.

Hello! :) I would love to ship you. And I ship you with… Shifty Powers!

You know what’s magical about Shifty? He’s a soft boy but not a simp.

He doesn’t need external validation about who he is— he knows who he is. He won’t take it personally when you need to just check out sometimes.

He has put in the time and effort to understand who you are and continues to want to get to know who you’re becoming.

Shifty is sweet like that and endlessly patient.

The toughest moments for him are when he knows you’re upset. But he knows not to push it and to give you the right amount of space.

(Again, he’s secure. He knows your shit is beyond him, he’s only there to support you & not be your savior).

Who knows if children will come to you guys. I have a feeling it will happen in the most serendipitous way, and possibly in a non-traditional way that isn’t over thought but just feels right.

I see a lot of soft, simple moments between you two; spontaneous walks through the forest, cooking and washing up after dinner in your home while music plays on the record player, etc.

Sometimes you guys are energetic and playful and sometimes you’re mellow. Call it domestic bliss ;)

P.S. I hope you’re not just kinda proud but SUPER proud of yourself. I’m sure there are days that aren’t easy but you’re a superhero to keep showing up and trying for yourself.

#band of brothers #band of brothers ship

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darthwheezely · 3 years

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fictional men i will give up my rights and bark for: an annotated list

Fred Weasley: he’s my future fucking husband and is...Fred Weasley. This is all I need to explain. Actually, no I will continue to simp, he’s a god and I love him and I would let him run me over with a bus. And push me off a cliff. And stab me with a clarinet or something quirky and cute like that.

Poe Dameron - I love my Fred Weasley but fifteen years older space Latino he makes me so haPPY

Falcon: I WILL- FUCK YALL better HEAR ME WHEN I say this man...this KING...he’s perfect. Shut up. Drink in his perfect soul pLS

James Potter: PLEASE HE IS THE OG HP MAN I SIMPED FOR PLEASE HE IS PERFECTION IN A BOTTLE HE HAS GLASSES AND PROTECTS WOMEN AND IM WIWJWJJSKSKSS

George Weasley: I love him so much he is a himbo angel and if you hurt my best friend I will shank you in the boobs and I have no issues-

Charlie Dalton: Fred in a different and probably cursive font, he’s the only man under 6’0 that I would let rail me date me

Finnick Odair: Fred in a different font except he’s shirtless more often and is more petty and hateful

Kyle Spencer: PLEASE THIS ANGEL HE IS SUCH A PERFECT LITTLE BEAN AND I WILL HISS IF YOU HURT THIS ABSOLUTE JOY OF A MAN

Jimmy Darling: he is a classic little golden retriever but like make him sassy, we all know a Jimmy that do be a chivalrous lil bean

Percy Jackson: ...he’s a water boy and i love him mwah. Our himbo baby. Our golden retriever smol angel.

Sokka oftheWaterTribe: I will lay down my life for our Inuit king PLEASE WHEN HE TAKES HIS PONYTAIL DOWN I SWEAR I AM 33 WEEKS ALONGGGGGG

Eren Jaeger: please I hate myself he is so angry and he has impulse control issues which means he’s perfect

Barry Allen: RUN WHITE BOY RUN! Part 2! Except make him not problematic sometimes and make him love kids which means he should in theory be higher on this list but idk

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