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lupinealpineipa 19 days
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So Bully might be getting a new installment 馃憖馃憖
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beeesworld 1 year
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vavuska 9 months
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Prince Harry had crazy plans
This reminds me of this scene from an episode of The Simpsons titled 'Holidays of Future Passed', in which there is a reference to tyrants of the past and jokes that Prince Harry became "Bloody Harry".
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The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 9: "Holidays of Future Passed"
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thanos-the-dad-titan 5 months
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t00thpasteface 5 months
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grown-ass orphan retraumatizes tiny child orphan via constantly looking like he's about to kill someone and/or himself regardless of his actual mood or intent
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queerryan 1 month
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*Court of owls is back and the batfam is trying to get inside to know what they're doing now*
Tim: Dick, you had history with the court, do you have anything that give us any connection to them?
Dick: sure let's see *open wallet and start picking up cards* I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance...
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...for some reason, ah here it is! Court of owls member.
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incorrectbatfam 8 months
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Jason: I think I got your lunch.
Jason: *pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Dad"*
Dick: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me.
Dick: *holds up a note saying: "Be good. For the love of God please be good."*
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ijustgotherebro 3 months
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Alastor: lucifer my old archenemy
Vox: i thought i was your archenemy
Alastor: i have a life outside of you vox
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military-newsboys 2 months
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Ice, to Bradley: And if you see your Dad, give him this message
Ice: [makes a neutral face]
Ice: He鈥檒l know what it means
[later]
Rooster: Oh, and Uncle Tom said to give you a message
Rooster: [makes a neutral face]
Mav: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure
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excitementshewrote 1 year
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Cyclone:...Lieutenant, I'm looking at this form you filled out... Rooster: Yes, sir? Cyclone: And under "Talents and Attributes" you wrote "My Taste in Men". Rooster: Yes, sir. Cyclone:...Why? Rooster:...I lost a bet to Hangman, sir. Hangman(out in the hall): YEAH YA DID Cyclone:...Well, the funny thing is, that we have this same form written up by by Admiral Kazansky back in 1987, and it says the same thing. Maverick(out in the hall): YEAH IT DOES Cyclone:......They're high-fiving out there, aren't they? Rooster: They're totally high-fiving, sir.
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iaminsideyourwalls 10 months
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Redraw of a simpsons scene
Soldier's the type of guy to get his arms stuck in two vending machines. Raccoon type behavior.
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beeesworld 1 year
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Bart, if you don't get up now, good luck getting a pancake. Dad's pulled up his chair right up to the stove.
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dindjarins 1 year
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You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.
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Bruce: We can鈥檛 lose Y/N, she鈥檚 the heart and soul of this family!
Tim: Hey! What am I?
Bruce: You鈥檙e the spleen. We don鈥檛 know what it is and we don鈥檛 care
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t00thpasteface 5 months
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currently the mood
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