#the song of achilles incorrect quotes

[meditando-en-paris]

Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

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[3am-thoughts-of-achilles]

LOSING IT 😭😭

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[athenas-sw0rd]

Agamemnon: I never considered you a rival.

Achilles: I never considered you at all.

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[raphael-angele]

POV: Will Read Song of Achilles

Apollo, visiting Will at CHB: Will! Where are you?

Will, with tear tracks on his cheeks: GET OUT!

Apollo: Hey, what happened?

Will: *holds up The Song of Achilles book*

Apollo:

Apollo: I can explain-

Will: WHY, DAD?!?!?!?!

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[leosoralyyn]

me reading tsoa: why is there an whole 2 pages describing how hot Achilles is?

Oh yeah this is Patroclus' pov

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[thaliasthunder]

odysseus: men with long hair are such sluts. what do u have long hair for? for other men to pull it?

achilles: wha

odysseus: whore.

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[lenaleviosa]

Greek soldier: “I’m sorry Patroclus, but you’re banned from working in the infirmary”

Patroclus: “What? Why?”

Soldier: “It’s Achilles. We can’t have him getting hurt every day just to come see you. He’s our best soldier you know”

Patroclus: “That’s not - I mean yeah, he’s an idiot, but you can’t just -“

Achilles: *walking in, dramatically limping* “Help me Patroclus! My left toe is bleeding!”

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[justmiraculousconspiracies]

Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?

Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed

Odysseus: And why is that?

Breises: Patroclus smiled at him

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[simsim54]

Everyone should be allowed to wear their boyfriend's clothes, except for Patroclus. That guy should be kept far away from anything cloth or armor that has ever brushed even an inch of Achilles.

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[linktenbooks]

Achilles, thinking: Wow Patroclus is so graceful and beautiful

[Patroclus, trips and falls over his own feet]

Achilles: gorgeous

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[sungodra]

Achilles: Go big or go home!

Patroclus, with tears in his eyes: I'm begging you, Achilles, for once in your life, please, just this once, go home

Achilles: I'm going big

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[meditando-en-paris]

Have you ever thought about the faith Achilles had in Patroclus? Achilles always waits for Patroclus.

Achilles waited for Patroclus to come to his palace. He waited for Patroclus to come closer to him to be his friend and right hand man. He waited for him to sleep together. He waited for their first kiss. He waited for Patroclus to reach him, for he was not going to leave with Chiron without him. He waited for him on the island of Skyros in order to be reunited one day. He waited for "his husband". Achilles waited to see Patroclus every evening or morning after the battle because he was his life breath. He hoped to be reunited with him because he was his home and safe place.

He waited for his return after Patroclus left in his armor for Troy. He waited for a sign or a message from his spirit. He wished that his wait would be short and that the gods would finally give his soul a rest so that he could be with Patroclus again.

He waited for Patroclus in the Underworld.

Achilles always hoped that Patroclus would find a way to be reunited with him. They are the eternal reunion.

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[this-and-this-and-this2]

Diomedes: Achilles, do you support the LGBTQ community ?

Achilles, pulling Patroclus into a delicate kiss: I'm gay.

Odysseus: He's avoiding the question!

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[cazza29]

Pyrrhus talking about achilles grave to Odysseus: Is it right thst my father's fame should be diminished? Tainted by a commoner?

*Patroclus a shade in the corner*: a commoner who fucked your dad AND your mum

*mic drop*

I know this isn't true but like to think this would have been a burn back to that little gremlin Pyrrhus. 🤣🤣

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[yoursecretgaylover]

Achilles : This bloodline ends with me.

Odysseus : That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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[xx0yeet-everything0xx]

patroclus: *through gritted teeth* everyday i wake up and i choose to be kind. *barely restraining himself from violence* i choose to be helpful and understanding. *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside* i am consciously choosing to be a nice person, and choosing to love

#achilles: guys no one disturb patroclus today he WILL punch you ok i was almost th victim myself akdjhwjs- #my guy definitely had anger issues as a child. but he's grown from it. #hes proof that you can be prone to rage but also the nicest person ever. icon frfr #source: tumblr #patroclus #achilles #patrochilles #the iliad #the song of achilles #tsoa #tsoa incorrect quotes #achilles x patroclus