#the source is from simpsons

[sneaky-eel]

Desmond let this man murder for you!

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #clay kaczmarek #subject 16/17 #claydes #just let him Desmond #look at that face #it would make him so happy #I want Desmond to have all the feral boyfriends #I wish we got to see more of crazy clay #ac revelations #source: that one quote from the Simpson #whats your problem desmond? #that looks like a nice stable young man #my art

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

MSPA Reader: Say the line, John!

John, exasperated: *sigh* i am not a homosexual.

MSPA Reader: YAAAAAAAAY!

#submission #source: the simpsons #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #mspa reader #john egbert #mod terezi #i was actually watching a video about that scene having only known it from the memes #apparently the episode was something of a commentary on fad culture and based around the bartmania of the late 80's early 90's #fascinating stuff really

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Max, about to get top surgery: If I die during the operation, will you do one thing for me? Neil: Oh, anything, sweetheart. Max: Blow up the hospital. Neil: Well... I said I'd do it, so I guess I'll have to. Max: That's my guy.

#cc max #cc neil #camp camp #source: the simpsons #ship: max/neil #the top surgery context is some extra flavor from yours truly

[terezicaptor]

Wait people talking abt the wilbur situation: this is such a bizarre piece of misinformation to be talking about but I wanna clear up who Jebediah Springfield is in the series because I've seen some misinformation.

Jebediah Springfield is the founder of the town Springfield. In the episode Lisa the Iconoclast he is revealed to be a pirate who tried to kill George Washington, but otherwise in the series is a neutral figure, sometimes used for jokes about shitty historical figures. He had an adventuring companion named Shelbyville, who started up a rival town by the name Shelbyville. In the series they are not depicted as abusive to each other (which is a piece of weird misinformation I've seen) and Shelbyville is not his girlfriend (another piece of misinformation.) Shelbyville is a man.

This is such a mild thing but it's so odd to me that people are miscontrueing it.

Anyway support Shelby Shubble.

#txt #wilbur situation #This is written from my memory of the series. I've only watched up to season 20 so this may have changed. But I don't think it has #I'm just very confused by the Simpsons being used as a source of showing why wilbur is a shithead #When there are many other horrible things he's done

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Poppy: Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

Delano: What the fuck does she think Atlantia is like?

Naill: Maybe it's a Solis thing?

Kieran: No. I think we just gained another idiot.

#incorrect fbaa quotes #from blood and ash #akofaf #a kingdom of flesh and fire #poppy da'neer #penellaphe balfour #delano #naill #kieran contou #casteel da'neer #source: the simpsons

[justamegafan]

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #13

Loki Special

Y/N accidentally got turned into a child by a random deity, along with their mentality so now there’s a very cute and mini 8 year old Y/N running around and somehow imprinted Loki being their ‘Daddy’

Loki (Sees Y/N): What you got there Y/N? (Opens the gift to see a book) What the hell is this? (The cover shows him and Y/N as cartoonish horses)

Y/N: The Unicorns are you and me, Loki. I drew it myself! (Shows him the different pages of them doing different activities along with everyone else drawn as unicorns) What do you think? Huh? Huh? Pretty heartfelt, huh? Huh?!

Loki: Oh, it’s heartfelt. There’s no escaping that. Heh heh, thanks, midget (Tosses the book to the side)

Y/N (Sad): You didn’t like it, did you?

Loki: No, no, no, it’s great! I’m done with it now

Y/N (Begins to lightly sob):

Shiva (Walks over): Y/N, I think Loki would like to put your book up on the fridge where everyone can see how nice it is

In the Kitchen

Loki (Uses a magnet and puts the book on the fridge): Aw, isn’t that cute

The book slowly slides down into the ice and water area, hitting the water button and getting the book entirely drenched as it falls to the ground in a heap of soggy mush

Y/N (Walks over their now ruined work with tears forming in their eyes): Oh, Loki… how could you?

Loki (Panics): Well, it’s not my fault! (Shows Y/N the magnet he used) Lousy piece of crap magnet!

Y/N (Tears fall out of their eyes and begins to violently sob): Oh, no, no (Runs out of the room)

Loki (Confused): What the… (looks at the magnet to see some writing on it) ‘Happy Birthday, Loki! From Y/N’ Ah CRAP!

Adam sensed a disturbance and it’s telling him to beat Loki’s ass… If Odin hasn’t already…

#Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #RoR Loki #RoR Y/N #RoR Child Y/N #RoR Shiva #Child Y/N for some reason imprinted Loki as their daddy #Shiva tried to prevent Y/N from crying #Now Shiva wants to beat the shit outta Loki for making Y/N cry #Adam is ready to throw hands #Source: Simpsons

[icebear4president]

America: Uh, Mattie, I think I got your lunch. The note inside says ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Arthur’.

Canada: Oh yeah, I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that says, ‘Be good. For the love of god, please be good.’*

#hws america #hws canada #hetalia incorrect quotes #someone in the tags said this is from the source is from the Simpsons! #sorry I didn’t know the source at first😅

[writebackatya]

Scrooge: All right, I put all of your names in my hat. Now pair off as I call your names. {reaches into his hat and pulls out two names} Fenton annnnd Gyro!

Fenton: {smiles big}

Gyro: Aw, nuts!

Fenton: {visibly hurt}

Gyro: I mean, uh…Aw, nuts!

[LATER]

Fenton: {hears something} Hey did you hear something?

Gyro: No.

Fenton: Huh…did I?

Gyro: I don’t know!

[EVEN LATER]

Fenton: Well we made it here first! All thanks to teamwork!

Gyro: {grumbles} Yeah, my teamwork…

#these quotes are from the same episode so I figured why not put them together? #incorrect ducktales quotes #incorrect ducktales 2017 #incorrect ducktales #fenton crackshell cabrera #gyro gearloose #source: the simpsons

[streets-in-paradise]

Andy: It just occured to me a master plan to take down Chucky. Do you want me to tell you about it?

Kyle * with skepticism, guessing it must be crazy as fuck*: No. It's alright, Andy.

Andy: I'm gonna give you all a clue… What's the thing that I do best?

Nica: Getting in trouble! One after the other, relentlessly.

Glenda: No, no. What Andy does best is lying poorly and getting discovered.

Jake: Surviving?

Junior: Shooting?

Glen * excited*: C'mon, Andy! I feel like in one of those television shows where you answer questions for money.

#source: ( adapted from) married with children argentina #chucky incorrect quotes #andy barclay #kyle simpson #nica pierce #glenda ray tilly #jake wheeler #junior wheeler #glen ray tilly #final family au

[incorrect-pokemas]

this is less paulo saying it and more me saying it

do you ever try to make fun of yourself and then it backfires and you feel better? cuz yea that’s me rn

#pokemon #pokemon masters #incorrect quotes #rival paulo #source: the simpsons #source: original #i say that bc the meme is from the simpsons but #yknow #i wrote the caption change

[souloftheintrovert]

mm i’d rather watch modern day south park than modern day family guy

#.souloftheintrovert #honestly #modern day family guy is so fucking violent.. and thats coming from a dark humor enthusiast #’its dark humor’ yes but wheres the humor? #hurting others for no reason isnt funny on its own #random ≠ funny #modern day south park isnt like the older days but #at least i dont have to see characters being mercilessly beaten every 5 seconds because 1. its funny and 2. its ‘unexpected’ #all i have to put up with is matt & trey trying to be hip n’ cool with the minecrafts & the tiktoks #plus canon gay couple. im happy. #like isnt quagmire’s mom trans? and they made fun of her for it? was that an actual episode or some fanmade thing i saw on youtube #either way i’ll take a canon gay couple than that shit any day #i feel like seth is purposely trying to get the ratings to drop so fox will finally drop the show but idk.. #cant blame him if that was true. in fact i’d be happier if it were. family guy has went on for long enough. south park too but according to #my sources.. south park will only have 30 seasons (5 left) another game and a movie or movies. there IS an end in sight unlike family guy #albeit that end being years away #but then again me and my sources have been known to be wrong so i guess we’ll have to see #oh and simpsons? nah i cant.

[knightscanfeeltoo]

Knight Oscar just drinking Beer in a Bar and wondering if his Feelings for a Certain Darkmoon Deity is Nothing More than just a Crush...

(I couldn't think of any Video Game Bartender Character to use for this Poster is I went wit Moe Szyslak instead, which I got from Garry's Mod Workshop cause Of Course SFM doesn't have Moe's Model and I wanna make this Picture after listening to "Crush" by David Archuleta...)

#dark souls #elite knight #knight of the undead asylum #soulsborne #oscar of astora #moe szyslak #the simpsons #from software #dark souls remastered #source filmmaker #darksouls #knight of astora #astora #knight #oscar #ds1 #sfm #notchosenundead #crest shield #astora's straight sword

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Roxy: id sell my soul for some booze

Lord English, appearing in a puff of smoke: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED... 

Roxy: meh, i changed my mind

Lord English: *DISAPPEARS, PISSED*

Jane: Roxy, stop pestering Satan.

#submission #source: the simpsons #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #roxy lalonde #lord english #jane crocker #mod terezi #i kisread 'jane' as 'jake' and assuming her line is from marge i'd be like yes jake is such good wife material it works

[robinsversion]

How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:

(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)

#the irony of me making this post and tracking the sources down at 2am is not lost on me #but it does prove how easy this shit is if I’m doing it with my eyes half closed #James cite your fucking sources #james somerton #hbomberguy #plagiarism #plagiarism and you(tube) #why are you booing me i’m right

[unrelatedwaffle]

I'm still thinking about hbomberguy's Plagiarism video and I think there's still going to be a lot of student plagiarism because...writing based on synthesizing info from multiple sources is tough, and rephrasing someone's entire sentence structure FEELS like "writing in your own words" enough that it's not obvious to beginners how blatant it is.

if you struggle with writing research papers, often procrastinate and then scramble to assemble a paper from a single source, you are setting yourself up for likely plagiarism. here are some real tips for avoiding this and getting better at academic writing. these are a short version of sonke ahrens's great book on the Zettelkasten method, How to Take Smart Notes (which i recommend reading, but it is one of those Books That Could Have Been a Blog Post, as If Books Could Kill would say, and the full Zettelkasten method is probably overkill for most people).

1. Take notes on what the texts make you think while you read, with a pen and paper, in your own words. These are not summary notes, but "this section reminds me of that one episode of the simpsons" or "i don't think it's true that willpower is finite..." these are your own thoughts and feelings

2. When you're completely done with an article or book chapter, start a note file on the computer with the proper citation at the top and write a 1-2 sentence summary of the content of what you just read. Without looking at the text. Yes, this is hard!!

3. Go through your personal notes from step 1 and see if anything there is a Big General Idea or theme. It may take reading a few articles or stepping away/thinking in the shower before these emerge. "Hmm I'm noticing that a lot of societies have similar rituals about food and gratefulness, I wonder if it's a superstitious way to ensure future abundance?" Elaborate on that in a separate note.

4. You can weave the notes from Step 3 into a thesis statement with supporting arguments properly summarized and supported with info from Step 1.

#hbomberguy #plagiarism #writing advice #zettelkasten #sonke ahrens #research papers #writing help #procrastination

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Poppy *on the window ledge*: Stupidity got me into this mess and stupidity will get me out!

Hawke: I can tell you that it did and it certainly won't, but if you're feeling adventurous, you're welcome to try.

#incorrect fbaa quotes #jennifer l armentrout #blood and ash #penellaphe balfour #poppy balfour #hawke flynn #from blood and ash #source: the simpsons