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batmanshole · 8 months

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hey guys i figured out why i kept feeling like jason's outfit was missing something.

EDIT: guys this isn't real 😭 i added the thong straps in procreate theyre not supposed to be there. its an edit.

#HIS STUPID LOW RISE PANTS.... SLUT.#jason todd #dc

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sbeana · 10 months

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I wanna be her friend so bad

#tlt #the locked tomb art #the locked tomb #gideon nav #gideon the ninth #i love this stupid hoe #peep her shirt eveheone it says adhd 4 me (all da hoes die 4 me)#im projecting onto this stupid corpse so bad i even gave her my cargo pants. i never give anyone my cargo pants #art #griddlehark #tlt art

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mikibagels · 4 months

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Cross-Dimensional Siblings - Snippet 2

What's the point in a race if you aren't there waiting for me at the finish line?

Read Snippet 1 here 👈

#enrico pucci #hot pants #diego brando #dio brando #sbr #stone ocean #pucci siblings but not the ones you expected #brando brothers #i love pucci brando siblings healing #next chapter of this series is more lore heavy to explain why they can meet their cross dimensional siblings in the first place #might take me a while to plan it but know its coming #happy holidays and happy new years to everyone reading these stupid long tags #wholesome

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fantastic-nonsense · 1 year

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unironically the best Jesper outfit we've ever gotten out of this show. Knee highs paired with a skirt (kilt?), plaid suit jacket paired with a skirt in a different shade of brown from the jacket, none of the shades of purple matching up with each other...icon. that's our Jesper.

#it's giving barrel flash #it's giving his stupid green vest paired with paisley pants vibes #it's incredible #they did this for US #jesper fahey #shadow and bone #sab spoilers #six of crows #sab cast

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tealgoat · 2 months

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Writing from @felikatze !!!

The Favor Tree. Not something uniquely Vaugardian, mind you. Plenty of powerful trees are strewn about Ka Bue as well, but this one *is* Vaugardian, and so you'd like to wish on one at least once, for completion's sake.

What to wish for, though? You can wish for Vaugarde to be saved, of course. But, in all likelihood, everyone in Dormont already has, so what will your wish even accomplish, then? The logical part of you wants to make it a test. Something simple to see whether these wishes have any merit to them.

If they don't, you'll save Vaugarde by your own strength. If they do, a little help goes a long way.

Right, something simple it shall be. A coin flip. You'll wish to win your next coin flip.

You clasp your hands together like Mirabelle does, close your eyes, and

"That's not how you wish, Madam!"

"...Siffrin?"

With quick strides, Siffrin catches up to her. Hadn't they meant to go later? Oh, in her dwadling, Isabeau already left.

Siffrin smiles with curiosity next to you, and you untangle your hands. "What'd you wish for?" they ask.

"Nothing yet. After someone so rudely interrupted me." You say it with a sarcastic tilt.

Siffrin mirrors you after a beat. He looks around. "So rude! We gotta find the culprit! Oh, maybe they're hiding up in the tree. It's pretty..."

You know what's coming.

"TREE-mendous, after all!"

Despite yourself, you snort.

"So, my brave hero, if that's not how you wish, how do you do it then?"

"Uh!" Siffrin startles. "Uh!" He bends to the ground and picks up... a leaf?

"Here!" They hold the leaf out to you. You try to grab it, but they snatch it back. "No! First, pick the leaf you like best. That best represents you."

You don't know anything about Siffrin's past. Or where they're from, at all. So if he's sharing this piece of tradition... it won't hurt to humor him.

Your knees seriously don't like bending down like that. Instead of grabbing the first leaf you see, you ponder them for a little bit. Eventually, you decide on one that's a little longer than the others, with an odd bend in its tip.

"This one." You push yourself off the ground. It is. A struggle. Siffrin offers you a hand. You take it without aknowledgement. "What next?"

Siffrin puts a hand on his chin and squints, as he does when forgetting something. What, did they forget in the middle of showing her?

No, Siffrin proceeds by instinct. They bring the leaf up to their mouth and whisper far too softly for Odile's aging ears. Then, he folds the leaf and lets it go.

It drifts on the wind, higher and higher, until it disappears into the trees.

"There. Whisper your wish into it three times, fold it, and let it go."

"I've never seen a Vaugardian do that."

Siffrin seems lost. "It's not... It's..."

You drop the subject. "Why thrice?"

"That's just... the way to do it? You can also do six and nine, I think, and seven and thirteen."

"Multiples of three and prime numbers?"

"Prime numbers?"

"Forget it. Alright."

You hold the leaf to your face, curling it to speak into. A simple, logical wish, to test the Favor Tree. That'd seems rude now, after Siffrin shared part of his culture with you.

Something better. Something... genuine. And that's the hard part, isn't it? You have a reputation to uphold. It's easier that way. Like... like you don't care how much Siffrin's eye sparkles right now, waiting with bated breath.

It'll be easier to leave them again. Bonnie will go to their sister, Isabeau to the Defenders, Mirabelle to the House, and Siffrin...

Siffrin is a traveler too, is he not? Maybe the others won't go with you, but you could show them Ka Bue. Teach them how to pray at shrines, about all the different foods you ache for, all the culture you left to find something new. Despite it all, Ka Bue was your home, and... you'd like to share it with them, if you can.

Ah, you just want to stay with them.

You fold the leaf, and it leaves on the breeze.

"Hah."

"Madame?"

"You're rubbing off on me, Siffrin."

You pat them on the shoulder. Siffrin freezes. Until your hand leaves them again.

"My apologies, Siffrin."

It's quite silly to think they'd go with you after all.

#in tales of time au #in tales of time #edit #first pics just an edit the others are my art tho lol #my art #the leafs stem is meant to kinda be her stupid tall pants #in stars and time #isat #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #in stars and time fanart #isat fanart #isat odile #isat siffrin #odile loops au #isat au

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mrtequilasunset · 9 months

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Favorite genre of fanart is characters being drawn in literally anything that isn't their Canon outfit. Bonus points if it's boring. Put that man in some basketball shorts !! Make his ass into Adam Sandler !!

#disco elysium #love to see kim in bad clothes i think he dresses stupid when hes at home i think he'll wear the same shirt after work for days #aint got time to wash those sweatpants #wore the same clothes the entire time he was in martinaise #autism boy will take off his work clothes and put on the same pj pants/speedfreak t shirt combo he been sportin for a week and call it good #if he let harry hit that despite everything then there's no way he's above a little sniff test for some clothes that have been on the floor

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into-the-feniverse · 2 months

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Was getting really tired of having to look up reference photos so I made myself a Dabi cheat sheet 👍

+ some goofy annotations below the cut

#resources #drawing references #whoops slight update to the second photo x 2 cause I forgot some stitches on his pants hahaaaa (I will stop editing this now promise)#went with the anime version of the shirt and added some shading #Dabi #bnha #mq art #MHA #Touya Todoroki #I still have beef with his stupid hair but I’m getting much better at drawing it

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mewobrute · 2 months

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might make more stupid short comics in the future, but im not continuing this one,

what happens after is that cross tries to take the bowl back and they drop it breaking it, nightmare comes in all pissed at the noise, and gives them a spanking(he doesnt spank them he just tells them to stop being dumbasses).