#the system speaks

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Your account is becoming a circus show of penises

you don't even want to know what my imagination looks like

#I'm thinking about penises you couldn't even fathom #the system speaks #moonlitlillypop #i love u lilly

[deadvalentine]

Extremely upset and disappointed that s3 of Tokyo Rev won't be dubbed. :(

We were really looking forward to watching it. Very excited to hear Izana's dub voice too!! Disney shouldn't acquire the rights to anime if they're just going to screw people over like this. We have our problems with Crunchyroll too, but they would most likely dub TR at the very least.

#the system speaks #tokyo revengers

[master-dealmaker]

[ummm hello I may have shot the gun to make a “gunshot is canon” joke]

…

… you fucker.

that’s actually really clever.

(@silhouette-anon HOLY FUCKING SHIT.)

#silhouette anon #anon ask #the system speaks

[absurdly-tall-slendy]

Can I have your (in character) (and out of character would be nice) pronouns and gender please (so I can have slenderpoet simp for you correctly)

sure.

Tall slendy… I’m honestly ok with anything.

personal preference towards they/them though.

as for gender, I’m nonbinary.

(hey! System here! I follow the same rules. Use whatever you’d like, but I prefer they/them!)

(however, I’m AGENDER, not nonbinary.)

#slenderman #slenderposting #slenderverse #the system speaks

[group-theta]

M!A

Malgy Clone appears for 5 asks!

(sorry! Dusty isn’t exactly comfy with that, so…)

#the system speaks

[your-mighty-words-astound-me]

So we definitely need more positive representation of DID, but you know what would be funny? Mildly inconvenient representation of DID.

Oh the world is ending and you need to know about this one specific thing? Yeah I have a guy for that but he doesn't feel like fronting right now

Sorry what's happening rn is this the bad guy? Yeah I just switched in idk what's going on

I know you're dating one alter but we're currently co-con with another alter who hates you so idk how I'm feeling rn

And just who do i think I am? It's funny you should ask that I actually don't know right now

#bastard speaks #did #did system

[evilsystem]

being immortal and having DID must be crazy. yeah our boy Carlos hasn't fronted in 300 years and just woke up to the sound of Uptown Funk and started screaming

#james speaking #txt #did system #system #actually did #did osdd #sysblr #system stuff #system things #did #didosdd #osdd #actually osdd #osdd 1b #osdd system #osddid #osdd alter #osdd community #osdd 1a #polyfrag did #hc did #did memes #did alter #did community

[cantarelaria]

🐶💗🥒

#he is planning how to become shizun's wife as we speak #and I don't blame him #svsss #svsss fanart #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #bingqiu #luo binghe #luo bingmei #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #mxtx #mxtx svsss #danmei #my art #this was going to be dumb meme but then i thought they looked too cute for the pun

[bishy437]

#i feel like the op was speaking about him specifically #bingqiu #scum villain #luo binghe #svsss #scum villian self saving system #mine

[ratbastarddotfuck]

is this nonbinary person actually "male presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of maleness?

is this nonbinary person actually "female presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of femaleness?

perhaps they're just "presenting" as themselves and your binary biases are clouding your judgement?

#copped 'oh it's so fun to see a male presenting trans person wearing so much pink' today #hi what a weird fucking thing to say to a total stranger #trans #nonbinary #genderqueer #the system speaks

[deadvalentine]

Does anyone want the url @overhaulsaidgayrights ????

I'm going to change that blog's name later so just hmu if you want it. I'll be gone for a bit but I'll try to check messages

#the system speaks #bnha #overhaul #kai chisaki

[master-dealmaker]

A song started playing on my playlist that reminded me of Carbine! It's called Cold War Transmissions by Anberlin. Here's some lyrics from it!

Side by side we face each other Standing here alone together Your code I'll break You made your last mistake Called out cold war Remnants now on the floor

This is Russian radio here Calling you to come back home This is Russian radio here Run while you still, you still can

-Mod Gryphon

(Funny story I have been planning a playlist for Carbine and all the other members of the squad, so this is actually amazing.)

(I applaud you.)

#silhouette anon #anon ask #the system speaks

[absurdly-tall-slendy]

gonna go completely out of character here:

Just because of what Kister did, doesn’t mean you HAVE to hate Mandela Catalogue.

Hate the Artist, not the art.

#the system speaks

[ghouljams]

ghost is like those bigass bears that just come sit up on your porch when they wanna hang. just heaves himself into your porch swing and smokes, totally unbothered by the fact that you live on private property?? and you don't remember giving him your address??

Literally. Ghost decides your his it's game over, there's no back button. The man doesn't do half measures, and he doesn't play pretend. He's sitting on your porch with a cig and a to-go cup of tea waiting for you. Oh you don't remember that you asked him to pretend he was your boyfriend at the bar few weeks ago? or to play at being your fiance to get your nosy parents off your back while they were in town? That sucks, because he sure remembers. This is the best relationship situation for him, Ghost didn't have to go through any of the dating bullshit he just got a partner dropped in his lap.

He's patting the swing next to him so you can awkwardly perch on your own porch. It doesn't matter if you remember him, or giving him your number, or how he got your address, or even what his name was, he's still going to loop an arm around your shoulders and hug you close to his side. Maybe he pushes his nose against your hair, just to breathe in the smell of you, and sigh heavily as he relaxes against you. It's a lot like being grabbed by a bear, only you're not sure when the mauling will happen or if it ever will. Ghost probably falls asleep on you while you're debating if you should call the cops.

And by that point you may as well coax him inside to nap on the couch. I mean, you can't let the poor guy sleep on your porch swing.

#ghoul speaks #cod x reader #x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #simon riley cod #simon riley #simon riley x reader #ghost cod #he's like a fucking feral cat #the ghost distribution system....

[pippuns]

you ever think about how fucked up it is that shen qingqiu's first mission out of sect was him subduing the skinner, a demon who targeted and replaced people no one would really miss?

very fun how the skinner ended up getting killed and destroyed by someone else who took the place of a person no one really missed

#i think about it a lot #fucks me up #like. shen jiu is a prick and was miserable to be around but it really is fucked up that the only person who missed him is yue qingyuan #and all of the other peak lords were like “well it's weird but he's actually better to be around now” #(no shade to the other peak lords. i love those guys and they did run a bunch of secret tests to try and make sure it was their shixiong) #(not their fault that system let sy cheat) #like. that fucks me up a lot. #pip speaks #svsss #btw im not saying that shen yuan or the skinner are equivalent in any way. intent and what you actually do with your life matters #but it is an interesting parallel

[a-study-in-bullshit]

is it not a shame my native tongue is not mine?

#web weaving #webweaving #the human condition #a-study-in-bullshit #gaeilge #it upsets me #that i can barely speak any irish #a failure on both my part and the education systems but wtvr #it makes me sad #tá brón orm mar nìl mé abailta ag caint gaeilge nios fearr #idk if thats correct