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darksaiyangoku · 2 months

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RWBY Winter Tales

The Crimson Shinigami

Ruby looked out of her window as the fog crept up. It was getting late and she still hadn't heard anything from Pyrrha yet.

Ruby: Where could she be?

[Argus City]

Pyrrha stood face to face in front of large, dragon-like Hollow. She drew her Zanpakutō and rushed in for the attack.

Pyrrha: Hiyahh!!!

She sliced the Hollow across its neck, making it screech in pain. But Pyrrha knew that these monsters were persistent and that attack was more of an annoyance to them. She kept her guard up for the retaliation as the Hollow used its claws to slash at her, blocking each strike with ease. It tried to use its tail as a weapon, furiously thrashing it about. Pyrrha swiftly dodged it and cut it off in a clean blow. The Hollow snarled and dashed at Pyrrha with intense speed. She readied her Zanpakutō, taking a deep breath to strike at the perfect moment. The Hollow bared its fangs at her and lunged. But it was too late. With one swift cut to its mask, it was defeated and landed on the floor with a hard thud. Pyrrha sheathed her sword and clasped her hands together as the Hollow disappeared in white light, purified of its sins. Pyrrha looked around saw her gigai lying aginst a tree.

Pyrrha: *nervous laugh* I really need to be careful where I put that.

[Pyrrha's house]

Ruby opened the door as she heard a knock, and found Pyrrha holding a bouquet of roses.

Pyrrha: Hehe, I'm sorry for being late. I hope you didn't start dinner without me.

Ruby: *rolls eyes* You're lucky you're cute. *chuckles and kisses her*

#rwby #rwby winter tales #rwby au #rwby fanon #bleach #shinigami #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #pyrruby #rwby pyrruby #pyrruby rwby #ruby x pyrrha #pyrrha x ruby #ruby rose x pyrrha nikos #pyrrha nikos x ruby rose

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talefoundryshow · 5 months

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NEW VIDEO!

We all have to face death sooner or later… so why not give it a face (and a personality)? No metaphors or poetic phrases here, we’re talking about the character of Death.

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orangeshinigami · 4 months

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@auburniivenus cont. from x

Ichigo had gone as far as singing to her but not even that had been a good enough distraction-- Orihime was certainly determined to make him try the cake she'd just made, there was no ESCAPING IT this time, he must face this terrible fate--

Okay, he was being a little bit DRAMATIC there.

"Fine, fine... What did you say the flavor was again?" He prayed it wasn't anything too EXOTIC.

#auburniivenus #( ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆ ) the tales of the substitute shinigami. | interactions.#( ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆ ) v: main. | canon.#lmao i had to continue this #gotta make him try her cursed cooking XD

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no-more-tales-tavern · 5 months

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Some like it rough, pt 2 4D

Orihime, despite presenting herself as kind and soft, secretly craved when men used her as a toy, like a slut. And when she brought home a goliath lover that night, she got exactly what she wanted.

Some Like it Rough v2: 4D

"Fuck yes~! Harder, baby—oh, fuck, smack me 'til I bruise~!"

It was strange hearing such debaucherous and degrading language falling from the face of someone so kind and innocent, but if there was one thing Tormund had learned over the course of the evening, it was that looks could be deceiving—and Orihime Inoue's sweet, soft, angelic appearance hid so much depravity, he was stunned she was still an active cleric. Apparently the gods were more forgiving these days.

The goliath warrior grinned down at his gorgeous new fuckdoll, a hand large enough to dwarf a catcher's mitt smacking her hard across the face—immediately coaxing a desperate moan from Orihime's lips. "Is that what you want, slut~?" he growled down at her, the hand dropping to wrap around her slender neck and squeeze, clenching down hard to choke her out.

Immediately, Orihime's body arched under him, her lips parting in a sharp, desperate cry. "FUCK YESS~!!" she moaned out, and she gasped as her gaze locked on his—bright lust glowing in her amber eyes as her body bounced on the bed with his thrusts. "Oh fuck, baby, yes~! Mmm, break me, break my slutty body with your big, strong hands and your fat, throbbing dick~!! OH FUCK, DON'T STOP~!!"

The desperation in her cries made the goliath groan with wanton desire—no, there was no doubt in his mind now, there was no way Tormund was leaving this town without the slutty healer in tow. He growled down at her, his other hand rising to smack across her fat, bouncing breasts, before wrapping around her neck as well and holding her down as his hips slammed roughly into hers, the bed under them groaning in protest.

"When I'm through with you, bitch~ you won't be able to think of anything but fucking yourself on that fat, throbbing dick~!" he snarled down to her, roaring as he slammed his lips to hers and buried himself balls deep into her guts.

The cleric under him shuddered and moaned, her arms immediately rising to wrap around his shoulders and hold him close. Her own holy wardings protected her from the potent half-giant seed that spilled into her womb, but that was fine—she had no doubt Tormund would wear them out before the night was through, and she'd be fully knocked up as he carried her away in the early morning light—happily taken away by the first man to truly satisfy her.

#a twisted tale (nsft snippet)#shinigami meets ttrpg (bleach)#the ditzy bimbo healer (orihime inoue)#a tavern regular (oc muse)#the beast of the mountains (tormund wildcaller)

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werewolf240moon · 3 months

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Today is my birthday 🎂🎁

January 28, 2024

Autariah Chihiro and Mortician belongs to VANRAH/poizongirl @poizongirl

Ps : There is a Full Moon tonight

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soulsbetrayed · 2 years

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He doesn’t even care if someone’s watching him he was much to preoccupied with his own thoughts

#red eye shinigami;SAMATOKI AOHITSUGI #an open ended tale;OPEN STARTER

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jey-chan · 7 months

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Now that is spooky season i would love to share some of the most strange conversation i have had whill working on a daycare.

On that recest time when the kids didint run or had an royal battle for a crocodile toy:

Kids: *craying themselves out*

Me: whats wrong?

1 kid: *explaining will craying and having and absolute serius face* we can not play with coco because the ghist poped on it.

My coworkers: *screaming and saying that they have to call the priest AGAING*

Me: *siliently* how the fuck does a ghost shit?

Also me seing my coworkers at the same time that i am cleaning the toy: what do you mean again?

#old tales #old daycare shigamies #idk whst is the world for funny and shitti things but start whit s and spunds like shinigamis #little funny stories of my time as a daycarery worker #spooky season #kids are wild #what do you mean again #how the fuck does a ghost shit?#do i tag dp? o mean its ghost terrytory?#ghost #personal experience

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vampyrsm · 9 months

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‣‣ COR UNUM MASTERLIST | その時が来た

‣‣ Synopsis: A tale of how the Shogun's daughter ends up in the maw of one of the most fierce curse users to ever exist.

‣‣ Cross-posted on AO3 ‣‣ Final Word Count: TBD ‣‣ Status: Ongoing ‣‣ Pairing: Sukuna x Reader ‣‣ Warnings: Blank blogs & Minors DNI. Dead Dove: Do Not Eat. Cannibalism, set in Early-Heian Period, trueform!Sukuna, mentions of Buddhism/religion in general, sexism, eventual smut, slowburn, dead bodies, descriptions of wounds, era-specific violence & views, dismemberment, female reader, reader is not a pushover, reader is the Shogun's daughter, reader knows how to use a sword, Sukuna is at the start of his reign as King of Curses, cursed spirits, body horror, each chapter will have its own warnings, warnings to be updated/added, not beta-read, sporadic updates.

‣‣ Part ONE — Tsukuyomi 月読 ‣‣ Part TWO — Susanoo スサノオ ‣‣ Part THREE — Izanami イザナミ ‣‣ Part FOUR — Izanagi 伊邪那岐命 ‣‣ Part FIVE — Kuraokami 闇龗 ‣‣ Part SIX — Kuebiko 久延毘古 ‣‣ Part SEVEN — Hachiman 八幡神 ‣‣ Part EIGHT — Kagutsuchi カグツチ ‣‣ Part NINE — Kangiten 歓喜天 ‣‣ Part TEN — Shinigami 死神 ‣‣ Part ELEVEN — Tamonten 毘沙門天 ‣‣ Part TWELVE — Daikokuten 大黒天 ‣‣ Part THIRTEEN — Inari Ōkami 稲荷大神 ‣‣ Part FOURTEEN — Yuki Onna 雪女 ‣‣ Part FIFTEEN — Sugawara no Michizane 菅原道真 ‣‣ Part SIXTEEN — Suijin 水神 ‣‣ Part SEVENTEEN — Yomi 黄泉 ‣‣ Part EIGHTEEN — Kōjin 三宝荒神 ‣‣ Part NINETEEN — Toyouke 豊岡姫 ‣‣ Part TWENTY — Amanozako 天逆毎 ‣‣ Part TWENTY-ONE — Sarutahiko Ōkami 猿田彦大神 ‣‣ Part TWENTY-TWO — Homusubi 火産霊 ‣‣ Part TWENTY-THREE — Hanami 花見 ‣‣ Future parts to be added.

#cw dark content #dead dove do not eat #sukuna x reader #sukuna x you #jjk x reader #will be updated with each chapter release #chapter banners are official game concept art from ghost of tsushima

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queenendless · 23 days

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💗 Cafe Time 💗

A/n: Imma count this as an April Fool's prank cause it's kinda nonsense.

AU centric where JJK cast here are chibis, as is everyone else in this world, and you are the sole normal sized human there.

Cute fluffy filled crack nonsense that is short as hell and cause I've wanted to write chibi stuff for a long time.

Itafushi, NobaMaki, and HaiNana crumbs here and there but SatoSugu x GN!Reader in the end.

DON'T REPOST, PLAGARIZE, COPY, EDIT, TRANSLATE AND/OR STEAL MY FANFIC CONTENT. IF YOU ENJOY MY CONTENT THEN REBLOG, LIKE, COMMENT & FOLLOW PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

AND HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S! 💌

The tale of a regular sized normie getting teleported to a Japan where everyone but themselves is chibi sized.

Their resisting negation to cursed energy that in the strongest in the country leads to your immediate discovery and recruitment into a place to stay as well as work by a burly mid aged bearded man with shades.

Tokyo Metropolitan Curse Technical College Cafe.

Your newfound workplace and home. Where you met some regulars that quickly became your favorites.

“L/n-san~!” Dear Yuji lifted the cookie atop him, smothered in whipped cream with a bright smile and a wave reserved for you. “Eat me~! Just kidding~!”

Your pinky finger gently ruffled his salmon haired head. “Your teasing is very much warranted, you precious boi.”

In the parfait cup filled with ice cream, whipped cream and berries, a storm cloud raged atop Megumi's brooding head. “Get me outta here or I will shatter this glass.”

Yuji's face became pale with doom, hissing at you conspiratory. “He ain't kidding.”

You reached down and pulled out said grumpy Megumi who took the shinigami dog shaped candy, bashfully thanked you, and shyly pecked you on the cheek, compelling you to smooch him right on the nose. “Favorite tsundere here.”

You dropped him down on table level for Yuji to smother his boi in a good old bear hug; his infectious smile causing his emo bae to blush and ease into it and smile back.

“Maki-san~! Nibble on me~!” Nobara sung suggested cozied smack dabbed in her macaron.

“You idiot. Why did you have to admit that out loud? Here of all places?” Maki murmured, bashfully blushing, looking away amiss her red bean filled pancake sandwich.

“Maki-san! I love you~!” An unashamed Nobara rushed outta her macaron to tackle Maki into a bean pasted draped hug.

“Here.” You lifted off their pancake cover before handing a decent sized handkerchief to the girls as you passed by, earning winks of thanks from the pair before their stained faces grew messier as they commended a make out session under said hankie.

“Konbu! Tsuna Tsuna! Mentaiko!” The orange topped Toge waves eagerly at you from his perched spot on his own cupcake.

“I see you my boi and I've missed you too.” Your offered finger was taken by the rice ball speaking boi, swinging him to land before Panda lounging in the middle of a smore treat.

“Give me a hand, little buddy, tall buddy.”

“Takana!” Toge's mini hand and your long finger were more than enough to pull the fuzzy cursed doll out, though the chocolate sauce and marshmallows stuck to his fur.

You magically pulled out a wet rag to clean him up, humming at the now pristine baby. “My gift to you, my precious Panda.”

“L/n-san! Lift off please and thank you~!”

You picked up Yu's back collar to place him atop his fruit sandwich for him to slide down the creamy path, bumping right into Nanami. “Sandwich slide, hazah~!”

“Why must you condone this nonsense?” Kento commented through a mouthful of his subway sandwich, lightly bopping Haibara on his noggin as an attempted scolding.

“He's your partner. You tell me.” Your sassiness made the stern Nanami purse his lips at you in defiance but had Haibara chortling to his further annoyance, firmly tugging on his cheeks to gargle those noises, only amusing his partner more, finally doing here and now to kiss him just to keep him quiet.

Haibara's face glowed all smitten like. “Aw I love you too – !”

“Hush you and eat.” Nanami couldn't suppress a grin as he ate his subway with his favorite boi.

“Job well done, fellow yaoi buddy.” Shoko snorted at what she just saw, lounging in her lemon tea sponge cake, raising her small palm for you to give a carefully slow high five indeed.

“Keep your hands to yourself, assassin.” Riko narrowed dagger eyes at the scarred man across the room, cherry atop her head as she floated in a literal ice cream soda float.

“Riko-sama, be cautious, now.” Misato cautioned her, doing her best to stay blended within her fruity spread.

“I think he's retired from that lifestyle now.” You assured the pair, settling their nerves down when you handed them a plush doll with two eyes, eight legs and horns for them to cuddle and ride on.

“Suguru~ They're so pretty~!” Satoru plopped red bean paste sweetness into his mouth as he watched you move to and fro throughout the cafe.

Suguru munched on the cherry that sat atop with him on the cupcake. “Despite the major height difference, I will admit they look docile.”

“In that case – !” Gojo got down on one knee. “Marry us please~!”

Geto nearly choked. “Toru, we're still dating!”

Gojo got up to kiss him fully on the lips. “Well, we've practically been wedded since day one so …”

Geto's eyes crinkled with tender mirth, humming as he kissed back. “Can't argue with that logic.”

Grabbing his hand, the albino of the two floated them both on up high to reach you. “Plus, a poly ship is very sexy~”

The fact that the iconic strongest pair landed on either shoulder to kiss you simultaneously on your cheeks touched your heart.

“Aw, I – MMPH!”

The super human chibi that is Toji threw his bagel like a Frisbee disk right into your mouth. “Oi. You. This donut ain't cuttin’ it for me. Get me some beer, huh?”

“Dad!” Megumi snapped on your behalf.

“He is a beast.” Yuji anxiously sweated at the alarmingly impressive feat.

“I wanna duel him even more now.” Maki, a fellow non-cursed fighter, got fired up after peaking outside to witness his simple yet stellar stunt.

“Eh!? We already called dibs!” Gojo flared up, steam coming outta his ears.

“Hands off, monkey.” Geto emanated pure unfiltered hatred for the brute killer.

All three men had their eyes cast in shadow as literal sparks of agitation flew between them, ruining the cozy vibe of the cafe.

Able to chew and swallow that bagel up, you could speak again. “Knock yourself out, you beast.” Whisking out a jug of booze outta the blue, you knew the superhuman killer could take it, his smug self already chugging it down with one hand.

“Physically gifted,” Yuji and Maki breathed out in amazement.

“As I was gonna say,” you cupped your hands out for GoGe to sit on, your e/c eyes sparkling down at them, “Of course I'll marry you two. Size and all.”

A giggling Satoru and an amused Suguru are over the moon with your acceptance, bringing them close enough for them to smooch your lips in unison.

However later, you got an earful of “Goddamn” from your chibi sized boss at giving someone alcohol at his fine establishment.

But, you could tolerate it.

All these cuties make it all worth it.

Especially your new beaus.

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raphaelesbian · 3 months

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was writing Shinigami and had the thought of like, "I wonder how common it is to speak English fluently if you're Japanese?" So I looked it up and

not common!!! which does make sense, esp since English and Japanese are such different languages, but like. I believe even more strongly now that the english in TMNT 2012 is partially non-diegetic.

Like, I already HCed that in Tale of the Yokai everyone is speaking Japanese, and the English is just for our benefit, but like. that basically confirms it, right? Like there's no way EVERY character in that episode is fluent in English. meaning the turtles MUST be fluent in Japanese, at least enough to communicate as much as they did

so, any time the turtles are communicating without April, Casey, or another English-only-speaker, I'm going to say they COULD be speaking Japanese, and it's only English bc it's an American TV show. Turtles talking among each other? Japanese. Splinter and Shredder's confrontations? DEFINITELY in Japanese. Leo and Karai? Could be in Japanese. just saying.....

#right??? i mean c'mon #why WOULD saki and yoshi have their big emotional conversations in english? they're BOTH japanese they grew up together #I think it makes sense that karai was taught english but like. is shinigami super fluent? i feel like she wouldn't necessarily be #obviously she COULD be but i think it's fun to have more diversity

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ariadnekurosaki · 1 month

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Coming on March 17th to Ao3:

Kurosaki Ichigo vanishes without a trace at the moment of Aizen's defeat. In the years that follow, only Kuchiki Rukia still searches for him, knowing that the man in her heart lives.

Then the Quincy come.

Calling all Quincy!Ichigo x Shinigami!Rukia lovers!

It was an honor to work with @/edits_umbra and @/firebirds_rose for this Strawberry Tales (@ichirukicollab) collaboration! I can't wait to share this story and the beautiful art they have created.

#ichiruki #ichigo x rukia #bleach fanfiction #fic preview #ichirukicollab #rukia kuchiki #ichigo kurosaki

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noxshade · 1 year

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“How are you real? Shinigami were invented in the 1800s, when westerners brought tales of the ‘Grim Reaper’ over.”

The woman smiled, and exhaled smoke. “I was something else before then, and when the tales of the shinigami death gods have run their course, I will be something else. Just as humans always change, so do we. We didn’t stop changing when humans wrote down our tales and called us myths. For now, I am Komachi, Sanzu guide.”

A commission from @joeboto for my fanfic Gensokyo, Tokyo.

#NoxContent #commission #touhou #my writing #fanfiction #komachi onozuka

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orangeshinigami · 4 months

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Cont. from x. ( @toomanydamnmuses )

Ichigo had just returned from perfoming his substitute shinigami DUTIES & while finding cats chilling on the roof of his house was something that occurred frequently, this though-- oh this was no ordinary cat & the orange-haired boy hadn't been expecting to find him here, hadn't been expecting that AT ALL.

Was he here because of what Ichigo had told him the other day? Was he here to watch out for the hollows that kept coming after the young shinigami's family? No, that couldn't be it... Grimmjow wasn't capable of caring about him or anyone for that matter THAT MUCH... Was he?

He effortlessly dodged the object thrown his way, shaking his head. "Tsk tsk tsk. Rude." He did forget sometimes that all hollows used to be human beings-- He knew hollows usually couldn't remember a thing about their past life & who they used to be, but what about the arrancars? Could they remember anything from their human lives?

"Do you remember anything from your life as a human being?" He asked, sitting down next to the other, looking up at the night sky as well. The full moon & the many stars did paint a BEAUTIFUL PICTURE. But he wouldn't admit that, he'd tease Grimmjow instead, of course.

"So you're telling me you came here to STARGAZE? You're getting soft, Grimmjow."

#toomanydamnmuses #oh look another thread sjjsjs #i just had to continue this #( ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆ ) the tales of the substitute shinigami. | interactions.

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no-more-tales-tavern · 6 months

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Let's Go to the Beach! Beach!! 4D Rukia get's an invitation to a highclass Inn, not knowing that their was a free use policy for the guests and employees.

Let's Go to the Beach! Beach!: 4D

Rukia still could not believe her absolute luck, even as she strode out onto the gorgeous beachside resort that she would be spending the next two weeks at. It was by pure happenstance that she had been on the same caravan as the lauded owner of the hotel—a man that she'd managed to save the life of when they'd come under attack by bandits. Her valiant efforts had awarded her this two-week escape to a life of luxury, and she fully intended to soak up every moment.

Of course, she was a bit confused by all the stares she'd been getting since arriving...perhaps they just weren't used to halfings here?

She decided not to think too much on it, instead dropping off her belongings in her room changing into her swimwear she'd brought for the occasion, and heading down to the beach to start soaking in some rays. She did note a few people laying about nude, but didn't pay it too much mind—at a hotel as fancy as this one, it shouldn't be too much a surprise that open nudity would be allowed. Not that she planned on joining, as she rolled out a blanket.

"Excuse me, miss?" a voice called out, and Rukia immediately perked up and turned to see a handsome young half-elf man, dressed in the outfit of the hotel staff, approaching her with a smile. "I was wondering if you wouldn't mind a massage while you're sunbathing."

Rukia blinked at the sudden request, though it did sound very appealing. And she did say she wanted to soak in all this resort had to offer—she smirked and nodded, immediately dropping to lay down on her blanket. "Well, if you're offering—I guess I wouldn't mind a bit of a massage, and maybe you could rub in the suntan lotion, too."

As she lay down, though, she immediately felt the young man's hands hook on the straps of her bikini and—with one quick gesture—tug them off of her, leaving the slender halfling totally nude. She let out a sharp gasp of surprise, but before she could even question him, she felt those hands on her waist holding her down, the feeling of something firm pressing in against the soft curve of her ass, and the young hotel employee's grin as he pressed down into her.

"Of course, miss~ and thank you, again, for coming to the Decadence, the Free-Use Resort~"

With that, she felt the massive cock behind her sink into her folds, and all Rukia could do was moan—suddenly realizing just what the next two weeks of her life would look like.

#a twisted tale (nsft snippet)#shinigami meets ttrpg (bleach)#the blushing ice flower (rukia kuchiki)

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mazojo · 10 months

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Summer 2023 Anime Watchlist

Horimiya: Piece - July 1

Uchi no Kaisha no Chiisai Senpai no Hanashi - July 2

Ayaka - July 2

Wasure Hoshi no Volicia - July 3

Suki na Ko ga Megane wo Wasureta - July 4

Mononogatari 2nd Season - July 4

Yumemiru Danshi wa Genjitsushugisha - July 4

Watashi no Shiawase na Kekkon - July 5

Jujutsu Kaisen 2nd Season - July 6

Undead Girl Murder Farce - July 6

Rurouni Kenshin: Meiji Kenkaku Romantan (2023) - July 7

Sugar Apple Fairy Tale Part 2 - July 7

Kanojo, Okarishimasu 3rd Season - July 8

AI no Idenshi - July 8

Liar Liar - July 8

Zom 100: Zombie ni Naru made ni Shitai 100 no Koto - July 9

Dark Gathering - July 10

Bungou Stray Dogs 5th Season- July 12

Tonikaku Kawaii: Joshikou-hen - July 12

Shuumatsu no Walküre II Part 2 - July 12

Hataraku Maou-sama!! 2nd Season - July 13

Shiro Seijo to Kuro Bokushi - July 13

Shiguang Dailiren II - July 14

Shinigami Bocchan to Kuro Maid 2nd Season - July

Spy Kyoushitsu 2nd Season - July

Alice to Therese no Maboroshi Koujou - September 15

#browsing through MAL's summer catalogue like 'mORE ISEKAIS???'#Is this what we represent fellas...... bruh..............#anyways bsd season 5 lets go!!!!!!!#also more tonikaku kawaii...... like I get it I dont have to watch it but my completionist ass does and omg let it die!!!! I hate it!!!!#when will war be over??? honestly consequences of my own actions there rip me #Horimiya #Uchi no Kaisha no Chiisai Senpai no Hanashi #ayaka #Wasure Hoshi no Volicia #Suki na Ko ga Megane wo Wasureta #monogatari #Yumemiru Danshi wa Genjitsushugisha #Watashi no Shiawase na Kekkon #Jujutsu Kaisen #Undead Girl Murder Farce #Rurouni Kenshin: Meiji Kenkaku Romantan #Sugar Apple Fairy Tale #rent a girlfriend #seeing rent a girlfriend on the lineup is bittersweet because its trash but has banger music so its the two wolves inside of me #AI no Idenshi #Liar Liar #Zom 100: Zombie ni Naru made ni Shitai 100 no Koto #Dark Gathering #bsd #Tonikaku Kawaii: Joshikou-hen #Shuumatsu no Walküre #Hataraku Maou-sama!!#Shiro Seijo to Kuro Bokushi #Shiguang Dailiren #Shinigami Bocchan to Kuro Maid

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drunkdumbfucker · 11 days

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Yearly reminder that yes, Jushiro is still enjoying his quiet days in the countryside as a retired Gotei 13 captain™.

he still lives in Ugendo because after all he was the one who built these quarters and there's enough room for all his family to chill at his side on random days now that they can barge in at any moment without any care about any third seat's wrath

and it's far away enough from the thirteen squad barracks that he doesn't feel like intruding, but if anyone ever has any need of his advice they can knock at his door or leave a note, even dozens of years after he retired

he's learned to bake pies.

tons of pies, tons of flavors, but tooooo many pies.

I'd like to imagine Jushiro with tons of nieces and nephews at his side, they're his most fervent listeners even though their parents have all warned them that he's full of shit. they won't believe anyone, Jushiro's the most serious and nicest of adults. (they're all at least 500+ years old but boy oh boy are they naive when it comes to Jushiro's quiet wrinkled smile and serene walk around the pond) and most of all he's the most generous of all (he gives so much food and stuff because the nieces and nephews all have kids of their own and oh my god those are the most spoiled)

if anyone visits Jushiro in Ugendo on any given day, there'll always be a kid bouncing on his knee, enamoured with the beautiful white braid resting on Jushiro's shoulder.

then somehow Shunsui will appear

"no no no I don't have any meeting my dearest!!!! what do you mean you have read my schedule?? haahaha it's a fake schedule anyhoo let me hold this wonderful face of a papoopeepoobaby!!!"

and yes Shunsui WILL appear at any given time! because Jushiro's grand-nephews/nieces are his own too and

Shunsui is Captain Commander but everyone knows he's been wanting to retire for years too, and it's always been about temporarily filling the spot Yama-ji left empty

and he's been more and more less here, slowly preparing everyone for the moment he'll step down. Everyone understands the situation. Who gives a shit about responsibility, nobility, logic? Shunsui's payed his debt to a thousand, and he shall pay it to the end of his days because one does not step down from being Captain Commander just like that. He'll always be there for the Gotei.

But all in all, everyone knows, it's all about Jushiro, and how even Jushiro pays away his debt by attending captain meetings or helping out squads in need of urgent back up or even holding classes at the Shin'o Academy. It seems everyone understands deeply how their origin can't even be found etched in stone, the first tales of their deeds have disappeared around drunken murmurs and apologetic rumors. Time set it all on fire, bits by bits. So much knowledge dusted away, and only the mirth in their glances will hold witness of such existence.

So of course, if any newcomer dares comment on the way the 13 Squad's former captain has no place in the current affairs of doing, because it's none of their business now that he's retired, of course they'll receive an informal spanking and will instantly be taught respect.

AND of course if anyone dares criticize Shunsui's laziness, they'll be laughed at because haha hahahahaha the Captain Commander's the least lazy person in the world so who the fuck are you to even say that??

I need the entire shinigami population to finally recognize that these two bitches are old and deserve some rest. They deserve to enjoy quiet days in the sun, eating juicy strawberries stolen from a sibling's garden, shutting off the entire spiritual realm's pressure so they can cloudgaze and pick at each other's perfect lips.

Jushiro's retirement's just an excuse for Shunsui to join retirement too.

I need them to spend so much fucking time babysitting everybody's kids because they are the best and they enjoy kids so much, it's not even a chore gosh oh my good look at this fucker Jushiro she's walking look look LOOOOK!!!!!!

and "ah I'm sorry my love you're feeling a bit tired let me hold her, is everything alright?" and yes of course everything's perfect because they're together and they're still alive and they can finally rest easy now that the Seireitei's safe and in good hands so no worries if Jushiro's a bit tired and will nap all afternoon because now there's no obligation for him to stretch himself thin. It's all good.

the kid will fall asleep too and that's it

#shunuki #ukitake jushiro #shunsui kyoraku #bleach #daily reminder that i'm still not over these two mdroghroihfuckers #i love them so much it hurts #makes zero sense but i stand by these points

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