#the teacher said

[kittybug99]

I think it's important that elementary schoolers have embarrassing moments from time to time like barfing or sneezing and getting snot all over because that is how child-hood crushes die.

If my kindergarten crush hadn't barfed inside of his shirt in the 5th grade I'd probably still be pining over him.

#I literally had a crush on one guy from kindergarten until the day he barfed #and like in kindergarten i got invited to his birthday party because his mom felt bad for me #it was a sleepover #i got him waterproof Uno because he had a pool #I don't think he ever said two words to me #i think he had a lisp? #anyway it was like 80% humidity and we were running outside for gym class #and when were lined up to use the drinking fountains #he lifted up his shirt to cough in it #(also gross I hate when people cough in their shirts it's not sanitary use your elbow) #he barfed #like half inside his shirt #half outside #it was nasty #the teacher said #no wonder you all feel sick it's like running through a swimming pool outside #anyway I'm not really sure what my point was #but like childhood crushes need to get quashed somehow

[bumblebeebats]

Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":

woims (old-timey New York gangster)

wurrums (Scottish)

weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)

[brighteuphony]

As per usual, without the wall of text.

#haruno sakura #naruto #kakashi #Sakura out here with the roasts #kakashi like 'why am i not in the group photo' #sakura: ..........bitch i said GOOD teachers. #chiyo/saeko/enji/aren

[notacluedo]

he’s her fun lil social experiment

#Thinking about when my classics teacher said that the relationship between Athene and Odysseus is one of the most tender #Relationships between man and god #Like it’s almost platonic but not really #Like she’s his cool aunt #Who saves his life #But also treats his life like a fun lil game #But she also really likes him and favours him #Like I see Athene as aro ace so like idk but she holds some ‘love’ for him #shes kinda meant to look like a statue #Or whatever #athena #odysseus #the odyssey #mythology art #my art #greek myth #Tap for better quality I think

[halfa-failure]

iPad practice </3

#danny phantom #digital art #dp #danny fenton #art #sketch #asked my teacher for a band name and she said nirvana so here we are #screaming crying throwing up #dp fanart #phanart #meow #my art #halfa-failure #procreate

[greekcomedy]

sally having taught percy ancient greek was the funniest detail they could have added. they really said sally jackson, high school drop out, imparted a graduate level classics education on her 12 year old in between him spending half his life in boarding school. where did SHE learn ancient greek

#sure he didnt know everything they said but why did they add this. what happened to being naturally predisposed to it #and chiron being his latin teacher #percy jackson #sally jackson #pjo adaptation #poplars.txt

[wiidoodles]

Assistant Daycare teacher Wolfwood my beloved

#TRIGUN #trigun stampede #trigun fanart #nicolas d wolfwood #vash the stampede #millions knives #trigun wolfwood #fanart #mundane au #ww is an assistant daycare teacher bc I SAID SO #he steals graham crackers during snack time and demands he gets to hold the babies when they get them during the early hours

[apollos-olives]

boycott fatigue this boycott fatigue that. i've been boycotting for years. it came free with being born a Fucking palestinian

#get over it bro #literally piss and cry abt it #OH guys i have a story for you #my fucking. asl teacher #he fucking #he went “free palestine” while drinking a fuckinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg starbucks coffee #AAAAAAGH #i said “what” and he repeated it with a smile on his face #buddy... #like the sentiment is there sure but can we set down the starbucks cup pls

[ravxe3n]

quick low effort post because i can

professor morris ashley with brown hair and blonde roots because i headcanon him to be a natural blonde (he constantly dyed it brown back in 2007)

#if anyone would like to know more about my professor morris ashley lore then ill maybe make a post about it #i gave him a buddy and everything #said buddy is based off of ryan #his buddy's name is mr diaz :) him alongside professor morris ashley are teachers #prof ashley is a science teacher #mr diaz is a gym/p.e. instructor #oh also professor ashleys real name is samuel i hope thats helpful (it isnt but im providing you with that information anyway) #professor morris ashley #watcher #watcher entertainment

[good-advice-ganondorf]

any advice for those of us returning to school?

#again easier said than done but most teachers should be willing to help you if youre struggling #if not then Khan academy is great #maybe Risa would be better at romance if she used khan academy or got a tutor #loz #the legend of zelda #tloz #good advice ganondorf #ganondorf #good advice

[teardew]

@anfuaruuu modern au designs hav me barking like a dog. they look too old to be high school sutdents tho so maybe these r teacher pictures in the staff section ? lmao. idk how these work 💀⬅️ guy who always skipped picture day/never got yearbooks

bonus ✂️

felt like i was 12 editing this

#dew.png #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mxtx #fanart #digi #24 #i only drew wei ying first and anfal was like le said hgj can die in a ditch #so i had idea. how about a fire lmao #basically wangji's vs wei ying's textbook #dying at the thought of fully grown teacher wangji doodling this in his yearbook bc i accidentally made them look too old #dont think about it 🥰

[dittydipity]

played the researcher and seeker event. this is what they are to me

#their dynamic is one that never would have occurred to me but is too funny #volo really said “you are all so interesting. i would love to study you.” #and jacq was like okie dokie!! #also. volo🤝colress #colress: they're too dangerous to use safely since we don't know enough about them.. i want everyone use them anyway for more data #volo: hm. sounds good to me. i'm in. #*goes to the teacher so that these dangerous stones can be distributed to all the students and kids* #pokemon #pokemas #pla volo #pkmn jacq #.d #*

[911onabc]

bucktommy is so high school crush coded it’s adorable. buck’s going to start blushing and hyperventilating because someone said his and tommy’s names in the same sentence.

#yes this is what i did in high school when the teacher said my name in the same sentence was my crush’s…… #bucktommy #911 abc

[mayasaura]

Going into Alecto, I think it's important to expect that the series won't conclude with a clear lesson. Either about morality—what makes a good person, evil getting their just desserts, ect—or a thesis on decolonization. It's not that kind of story.

Deep down, this series is two drunk girls bearing their souls in a dark corner of the bar. An hours-long conversation that wheels wildly through pop culture, past trauma, theoretical physics, dreams and aspirations, global warming, hairstyling, friends, family, gender, personal insecurities, world history, favorite foods. It has a lot to say, and a lot of it profound, but it's not trying to teach anything. At the end of the night, the point was how fucking cool that girl was, and the potent electric potential for something lgbt to happen

#the locked tomb #alecto the ninth #ofc this is just my perspective #but I've been thinking of how the author said that the way she stays true to her story is by giving herself permission to not be a teacher #and that one of the driving forces behind her writing is the rpgs she played as a kid #and how everyone online made fun of the girl characters like they were weak and not good for anything #when she had played the game levelling them up and properly equipping them and beat the boss with them #and how she wants to be able to tell those stories where girls are just really fucking cool and get to have the adventures #so I'm kind of nervous about the idea that tlt is about the evils of colonisation or about taking on God as a symbol of the patriarchy #bc.... I think it might be exploring all that while really being about how girls are really fucking cool #and I'm worried about the potential fallout if a large portion of the fandom goes into the finale expecting those priorities to be reversed

[youkaigakkou-tl]

why you should read yohaji: the powerpoint

send this to ur friends ur family ur hamster tape it to ur forehead etc etc

#youkai gakkou no sensei hajimemashita #a terrified teacher at ghoul school #yohaji #the powerpoint i said id make in february. i threw out the draft i did back then bc i opened it yesterday and turns out i started- #writing essays on the slides #i had to stop myself from making every slide 1k words #rambles

[sampilled]

whenever sam brings up his childhood, its always like "awww so cute <3333" followed by "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" approximately 2 seconds later

like "awww he had an imaginary friend, thats so sweet! i love sully!" and then "oh jesus, his imaginary friend is real and was there to fill in the gaps so that sam didn't fall through them :((("

or "aww sam had a dog friend" followed by "sam lived with his dog friend in an abandoned house cause he ran away for TWO WEEKS, apparently one of his happiest childhood memories wtf"

or "awww dean read to him" and then "oh the whole time he was thinking about how he was dirty and wrong haha 0_0"

#it definitely works for his character since he is so sweet on the surface especially in the early seasons but jeeze #watching flashback episodes like i couldve raised him :( i couldve made sure he was ok :( #i also think its important to his character that he does kinda look for positive moments in his life and holds onto them and really #does appreciate them like remembering one teacher out of hundreds who said something impactful to him and wanting to thank him #and remembering being in theatre and how it gave him a chance to play and have fun #and all these little moments (and keeping very important things in a memry box:(. ) in his life which has been so tragic #and always having hope because of them #like sam being the “heart” and the hopeful one is so important to me <33333 #thats my fucking baby