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theteenquotes · 2 years
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.
Roy: Who was I about to kiss?
Dick: *gags*
Dick: Jason.
Roy: ...
Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?
Roy: Well...
Dick: "Well..." is not an option.
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batcavescolony · 18 days
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Robin&Nightwing: *out on patrol*
Robin: My girlfriends pregnant
Nightwing: *falls off the roof top* WHAT!
Robin: yeah, I hope she does ok, I'm all for whatever she wants.
Nightwing: *crawling up the wall while panicking*
Robin: -it's not my kid.
Nightwing: WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAD WITH THAT!
Robin: it's what she would have wanted.
---later---
Robin: and then Nightwing face planted off the building.
Stephanie: oh that's great 💀 do it with Batman next!
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cod-dump · 1 month
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*the Price family at the park*
Price: What a lovely day… too lovely. Simon!
Teen!Ghost: *standing by the pond, slowly turning to look at Price*
Price: What are you doing?
Teen!Ghost: Enjoying nature like a good, respectable child?
Price: Put the ducklings back
Teen!Ghost, pulling out two ducklings from his hoodie pocket: THEIR MOTHER DOESN’T CARE ABOUT THEM-
Price: PUT THEM BACK
Teen!Gaz: *quickly walks to the car with a cat stuffed in his jacket*
Price: KYLE-
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ur-daily-inspiration · 2 months
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noyzinerd · 2 months
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[After the pack runs into one of Derek's ex's from his time in New York]
Stiles: Oh my god, that girl was gorgeous! I mean, did you guys see her?!
The pack:
Stiles: Why on Earth would Derek ever break up with someone so beautiful? What was he even thinking?!
The pack:
Stiles: I know if I ever landed someone like that, I'd probably never let them go.
The pack:
Stiles: Aw shoot, I gotta get going or I'm gonna be late. See you later guys!
The pack: The pack:
Malia: So, are we all still pretending Derek's ex-girlfriend didn't just look like Stiles in a wig?
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incorrectsterekquotes · 4 months
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derek: No one can hurt me if I’m cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone stiles: Hi :) derek: *sweating* Shit
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bunnyramen · 11 months
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Pavitr: You’re saying Tea-Tea!
Gwen, snorting: You said T-T.
Hobie, half smiling: Titties.
Pavitr: Shut up! I did not say-
Miles: Totally did!
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daily-spooky · 4 months
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gomzdrawfr · 2 months
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credit to @cod-dump from this post here
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dad!Price oblivious to the whole thing hahaha
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theteenquotes · 2 years
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months
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[texting]
Jason: Hey.
Dick: What?
Jason: Do you know this guy?
Jason: *sends a screenshot of Roy's social media*
Dick: Yeah, I fought on a team with him two years ago.
Jason: As you can see, he just requested to follow me.
Dick: Have you ever met him?
Jason: No.
Dick: Then don't let him follow you.
Jason: But that's mean.
Dick: You don't know him.
Jason: But you do.
Dick: We aren't the same person!
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catchymemes · 5 months
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cod-dump · 2 months
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Price: I told the boys I got tea and they asked if it was ‘herbal or verbal’
Nik: *snorts*
Teen!Gaz, from the other room: A LOVING FATHER WOULD SHARE THE GOSSIP FROM HIS WORK WITH HIS CHILDREN
Price: You know most the ‘gossip’ is classified!
Teen!Ghost: SO? THATS THE BEST KIND
Nik: They’re right, you know
Price: Stop encouraging them
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krystalkoldstone · 19 days
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Grief is love’s souvenir. It’s our proof that we once loved. Grief is the receipt we wave in the air that says to the world: Look! Love was once mine. I love well. Here is my proof I paid the price.
— Glennon Doyle Melton, Love Warrior
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sarcasm-and-stiles · 6 months
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Stiles: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Y/N: sarcastic brunettes
Stiles, desperately, as Y/N bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/N: Oh! B positive.
Stiles: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/N:
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