#the things I do for my friends

[pjondrugs]

LOVE WINS

#dirkjohn #the things i do for my friends #art #homestuck

[canonically47]

hello swifties of tumblr i’m trying to impress a girl what taylor swift knowledge do you wish to pass down on me and what songs do you suggest? she already recommended me the album reputation and the songs vigilante shit and the man so i beg for others 🙏🏼

#the things i do for my friends #taylor swift #taylor’s version #taylornation #speak now taylor’s version #1989 taylor's version #hope these are the right tags to reach yall #swiftie #swifties #taylor swift album

[ssshh-im-a-secret]

Oh the things I do for my friends.

I'm home for winter break from college, and my friend requested that I go to two specific roads about an hour away from where I live because she thought they were funny.

Not only did I do that, I went into a cemetery to get her pictures of me in the cemetery, and outside another cemetery.

My friends and I have issues. I risked getting cursed for her, no wonder people think we're gay.

#hilarious #funny #lol #relatable #college #the things I do for my friends #college friends #we're all insane herd #it's a thing I would've done on my own though #so it's fine #it was kinda out of the way though #i was very careful #to not get cursed #and to not disrespect anyone resting in the cemeteries #my mom however #she might've gotten cursed #because she stepped on a few graves and touched some of the offerings #I nearly faceplanted trying to avoid stepping on anyone's grave #why am i like this

[naughtystiel]

for certain reasons i had to pretend to be full on gay instead of bi and this dude was talking about strip clubs and then he just turned to me and was like not that u would understand i was almost frothing at the mouth bc yes ive seen boobs before thank u very much but i need to stay quiet about this *mentally punches a hole in a wall*

#the things i do for my friends #vin.txt

[queerbluefae]

I know im neurodivergent when not only does the person who's been chewing gum extra loudly on the train irritate me but I cannot focus on anything else. It also "hurts" somehow??? Like chalk on a chalkboard feels like ur skin is being grated like cheese.

#i dont have earphones either so im just counting down the minutes till this hour is over #pls help #neurodivergent #im in sensory hell #plus a lady was speaking on the phone super loudly #for like ten minutes straight till she got off #and this is supposed to be a quiet carriage #the things i do for my friends #(that makes no sense without context but basically im travelling 2hrs away to see my bestie)

[what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew]

Watching good omens season 2 despite not liking the first season's pacing and being a muslim

#my post #good omens 2 #good omens #go2 #the things i do for my friends

[schibi12]

Hello Internet, My Dear friend @mynameisisabellikebellaswan is currently using Omegle to meet new people (questionable i know) and if you know something about Omegle is that you mostly see dicks...and my friend wants to know why?

Why do men have a need to show their dicks at strangers?

So please any kind internet stranger out there who can answer my friend's doubt on men's obsession with showing their dicks to innocent strangers???

#schibi rambles #the things i do for my friends #tumblr #internet culture #omegle #internet #any kind strangers out there??? please?

[aneurizma]

It's fuckimg boiling outside

#vampire complains #the things i do for my friends

[schumaclerc]

cannot fucking believe this exists in my files

#riel.txt #the things i do for my friends

[lesbianboyfriend]

at a jazz club by myself rn have no clue what is going on and am just pretending like i know what’s happening everyone pray for me

#the things i do for my friends #they r the band playing #jules.txt

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function #with sleep #getting ready for work #commute #cooking #and errands #I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day #and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do #and that's with a very short commute #if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work #i see my friends like once every few weeks or months #because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising #and none of us even have kids or anything!!

[ssvperboy]

YEAH... this migraine is fucking me up so badly bc why cant i even T H I N K through a reply?

i wanna c ry about it but im also gonna try to sleep so i can get up for church ig

#shut up kai // ooc #the things i do for my friends #i am not even religious 😭😭

[oars]

#i feel like tge fact im apprehensive about posting this is kinda proving my point #the way everyone talks about both weight gain and weight loss is just horrendous #like idek if i could fit all i wanna say in here especially while im at work but #i so badly wish people could be normal about weight gain and talking about it #its like if youre not in some constant state of wanting to lose weight people want to kill you #god forbid you want to put on weight to feel more comfortable in your body outside of muscles and a butt #fatphobia is a given thats a whole other few paragraphs #im grateful i have mutuals and friends who are normal but ill have or hear these convos and go #ok i feel sick. why do i feel this way why do you feel that way. #anyways i think fatphobia is one of the worst things to ever happen

[tsu22]

im in a karaoke session with my friends and one of them put the 10mins tswift song and jesus christ its so fucking boring it should be illegal to put it on as a karaoke song

#the things i do for my friends

[theoldaeroplane]

worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.

#writing #art #music #games #things i have to remind myself of daily #anyway ive found those things you're worried about sharing are often the most powerful things you CAN share #i hope you write #<- i would like to replace that tag with something that is less conversational #it makes reblogs awkward #anyway good morning. i have so many things to do today but instead i am crafting a memorial to my partner's best friend in my fanfiction.