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ja3hwa · 7 months

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☜𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑☞

October is finally here. The month where Fanfic writers run wild with their ideas and fantasies. This is my first time writing this event, and I was honestly so stressed but very excited about it. So, without further ado, let's get started. ♥︎

All works are mature, viewers be advised.

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Day 1: Car Sex - [Gloomy Days]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : A trip turned sour due to a storm. But, luckily, Yunho knows just the thing in turning this gloomy day into a more steamy one.

Day 2: Voyeurism - [Eyes On Me]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Biker Gang Leader doesn't like sharing unless it's to do with his best friend.

Day 3: Shower Sex - [Just One Moment]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : When Jongho comes from a long and stressful day, he only wants one thing... You bent over.

Day 4: Food Play - [The Sweetness Of You]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : It all started with a simple dinner and a movie. But when Seonghwa asked if you wanted dessert, you knew your sugar was about to spike from more than just the sweetness of the fruits and chocolate.

Day 5: Exhibitionism - [Dimly Lit Bathroom]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Wooyoung couldn't keep his hands off you on a regular basis. But when he sees you in such a sexy outfit, he has no choice but to drag you to the nearest bathroom.

Day 6: Rough/Possessive sex - [Whoops]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : You wanted to show your hot-headed lover that you could protect yourself. And what better way than to go looking for his number on rival....

Day 7: Thigh riding/dry humping - [Dedicated To You]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : You sweet producer boyfriend wanted to share something with you. But your neediness had other plans.

Day 8: Sensory Deprivation - [He Has Control]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : You were his work of art, and he loved to watch you squirm under him.

Day 9: Cock Warning - [Pure Relaxation]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Jongho kept losing over and over again. Becoming increasingly more frustrated as time passes, it's a good thing you are here to help him cool off.

Day 10: Bondage - [Pretty Boy]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : It's Yeosangs turn to know what it feels like to have rope pull and tug on his beautiful skin, and he can't help my whimper at the sheer idea of it.

Day 11: Bike Sex/Edging - [A Ride That To Last A Lifetime]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Yeosang had begged for weeks for you to go for a ride with him... Cavinging in, you finally realize how pleasurable it is to ride his bike.

Day 12: Size Kink/Size Difference - [Why So Tense?]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Your two professors want nothing more than to help you with your studies. Personally gifting you some private lessons...

Day 13: Breath Play - [Make You Mine]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : San can't help but send death glares to any man that tried to have your attention for too long. Too bad you dont belong to him...yet.

Day 14: Marking/Biting - [Intoxicated]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Your friend needed your help with trying out one of her experiments and let's just say Mingi was about to never let you leave the bedroom ever again because of it.

Day 15: Corruption - [God isn't here]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Bad Boy Hongjoong wanted to change for you. Be the better man you deserved, but what if you ended up changing more than him?

Day 16: Spit Play - [Love, Lust Has No Bounds]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : You were in love with the enemy, and oh, how it was it exciting.

Day 17: Fingering/Squirting - [Move]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : You needed him, any part of him. But Seonghwa wanted to see you squirm. To see you cry and beg for him to satisfy you.

Day 18: Toys/Mirror sex - [The Perfect Gift]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Hongjoong couldn't decide what gift to buy you while we was traveling. So he bought them all and now wants you to try them out. Every. Single. One.

Day 19: Dacryphillia/Clit Play - [Prove It]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Late night conversations aren't suppose to end in sex... right?

Day 20: Sex pollen - [Out Of This World]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : You were gifted an alien plant from one of your friends that lived off the planet since you loved greenery. Little did anyone know the pollen had some weird side effects when inhaled.

Day 21: Temperature Play - [Cold To The Touch]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Your undead lover had finally come back from a late night hunt, finding you shivering from the winter weather. But do not fret, as he was...skilled in keeping others warm-ish.

Day 22: Double Penetration - [New Member]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : You're the newest member to join one of the most famous rock bands. And luckily for you they are all hot...and fuckable.

Day 23: Praise/Body Worship - [Goddess Amongst Commoners]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Overhearing for so called friends make fun about your "failures" in life made your loving mobboss boyfriend very unhappy. No one makes his Honey cry.

Day 24: Cum Play/overstim - [Milk Me Dry]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Wooyoung couldn't help it. Every time he saw you, he felt himself grow heavy in his slacks. You were everything he needed. And he needed you now.

Day 25: Caught in the act - [Leave Or Join]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : You wanted to help your boyfriend relax. It just so happened that some poor soul decided to interrupt.

Day 26: Power Play/Mafia - [Black Card]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : You were hiding a big secret from your two loving boyfriends. What happens when they finally find out?

Day 27: Succubus/incubus - [You Make Me, Make Sense]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Halloween is filled with spooky ghost stories and haunted places. But what if you end up walking right into a nightmare that was hiding a dream?

Day 28: Tentacles - [Planet 3564AB]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : You were a mercenary, searching for your next job in the galaxy. Little did you know, being stuck on a wateland planet was about to gift you more than just galactic credits.

Day 29: Monster Fuckers - [My Everything]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : Rain was pouring, and your heart was aching. You didn't care what the villagers nor that priest thought about him. You loved him, and you were going to prove it.

Day 30: Werewolf On Heat/Breeding - [Let Me Help]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : You didn't know what it meant to be on heat let alone know you could have one since you weren't a wolf... but here you were and Yunho was going to help you through it.

Day 31: Trick or Treat - [Eternally Ours]

↳ 【Synopsis】 : The night was cold, the manor even colder. Until a fire of pure lust was lit.

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𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑 : 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑆 𝐼𝑆 𝐼𝑁 𝑁𝑂 𝑊𝐴𝑌 𝐴 𝑇𝑅𝑈𝐸 𝐷𝐸𝑃𝐼𝐶𝑇𝐼𝑂𝑁 𝑂𝐹 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐴𝑇𝐸𝐸𝑍 𝑀𝐸𝑀𝐵𝐸𝑅𝑆. 𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑆 𝐼𝑆 𝑃𝑈𝑅𝐸 𝐹𝐼𝐶𝑇𝐼𝑂𝑁 𝐴𝑁𝐷 𝐼𝑆 𝑁𝑂𝑇 𝑇𝑂 𝐵𝐸 𝑇𝐴𝐾𝐸𝑁 𝑆𝐸𝑅𝐼𝑂𝑈𝑆𝐿𝑌.

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sockmeat · 16 days

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hmm Angel Dust you say? What if his boyfriend bakes him a cake for his birthday? Or maybe give the spider boy some massages cause god knows he needs some love.

Also hihi, I hope your day is great my friend!

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𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 -- 𝐂𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 (𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍)

(𝐰𝐜): 710

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: When Angel comes home from work, you greet him with his favorite cake

(𝐀/𝐍): Helloooo my day has been going good :) I hope yours has as well!

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): Reader's still a hunk, some sexual talk, felt a little crazy and wrote some scenario (don't get too excited it's like 5 paragraphs), gave angel's bedroom a table so they wouldn't sleep on the food lol

𓆩♡𓆪

♡ Charlie had already organized a birthday celebration, but you wanted to make a more intimate celebration for Angel after that one

♡ Charlie's plan was similar to every other event she's planned, it had a lot of group activities, corny decorations, and a cake

♡ While you knew Angel would appreciate it all the same, you wanted to shower him with attention meant specifically for him, not just made for him and the general public (the hotel)

♡ So while the others buzzed around to get his party ready while he was away at work, you did your own thing

♡ The very first thing you did was pick up a custom sleep gown you got for him. You knew he'd love it because it was pink, dramatic, and had a tasteful amount of fluff on the edges of the sleeves and skirt. You also got a pair of babydoll lingerie that matched with it

♡ (^ Talking ab the one in that meme that's like "your otp" and one is a grandpa gown with a candle and the other one is an extravagant pink one but I can't find the image for the live of me)

♡ Then, you went to the local bakery and picked up Angel's favorite dessert, tiramisu, and some strawberries with chocolate dip

♡ You knew Angel would have had his fill of decoration and attention by time he got to your gifts, so you decided to let your gifts speak for themselves

♡ The celebration itself went well, just as expected

♡ Angel was pleasantly surprised with the party, he had a blast playing the games Charlie planned and getting drunk with his beloved boyfriend and friends

♡ The whole time he was hanging off you, whispering in your ears and asking what you were going to do to him later for his gift

♡ Of course, you'd just give him a kiss and tell him he'll have to wait and see. You couldn't just spoil the surprise!

♡ It kept him on his toes until the party finally ended and he practically hauled you to his room

𓆩♡𓆪

Angel sprints up the stairs and through the hallways like a desperate man, completely forgetting about his fatigue. "Slow down!" You laugh, but he doesn't listen. No man could've possibly felt as much excitement as he was in that moment.

You're almost blown away he was going so fast, but alas, you catch Angel before he reaches his room and slow him down. He opens the door with a bated breath and coos at the display.

His bed is made as it usually is, but displayed on it is a serving of tiramisu, a plate of chocolate-dipped strawberries, and two pink articles of clothing. Fat Nuggets greets Angel with his usual enthusiasm.

"Baby," Angel whispers, letting of your hand and scooping Nuggets into his arms to look at the array of items closer. For a moment, he stares in awe. He only breaks his ogling when you wrap your arms around him. "All this for little ol' me?" He teases, bringing a hand up to your face.

"Of course," you hum. "Who else, if not my gorgeous boyfriend?" You peck his lips and hand him one of the strawberries. He bites into it with a delighted (and slightly exaggerated) moan, subtly eyeing you, though he could barely keep his eyes open. He wavered where he stood while he finished the strawberry.

Snickering, you come out from behind him, taking Nuggets out of his arms and setting him down and moving his gifts to the small table in one fell swoop. As you are, Angel scoops the tiramisu into his mouth and slides under his mountain of blankets. Almost demanding, he lifts his hoard and slaps the mattress next to him, cheeks puffed as if he was a squirrel. "I'm coming, I'm coming," you hurry yourself under and scoop your boyfriend into your arms.

Angel sighs, melting into your chest the second you make contact. "You're so good t'me," he mumbles. You smile adoringly and rub circles into his back, paying close attention to his more tense areas. It doesn't take long for Angel to fall asleep and begin snoring.

"Goodnight," you kiss his forehead.

𓆩♡𓆪

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queen-of-deans-booty · 3 months

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What A Romantic Night

Pairing: Jensen Ackles x Female!Reader

Word Count: ~600

Warnings: fluff

Request by anon: Hey can i request a Jensen x wife reader? Where the reader is wearing red lipstick and when Jensen came home from filming she put kisses in all Jensen body. Something fluff and romantic

Summary: You plan a romantic night in for you and Jensen.

Square Filled: storm for @spnonewordbingo (deleted bingo)

Author’s Note: any and all comments are appreciated <3

The storm outside rages with lightning flashing every two minutes and thunder booming every ten minutes. Your husband is expected to come home any minute now but you worry about him driving in the conditions outside. He is a very good driver but water on the road and lightning in the air is no joke no matter how experienced you are.

Jensen has been working hard on his new show, Big Sky, and you’re so proud of him. He’s been putting in extra hours with the rest of the cast to get more filming done so they can get ahead of schedule, so you want to do something special for him.

You get dressed up in your sexiest outfit, there are two dozen fake candles spread across the living room, you’ve made his favorite dinner, there is soft music playing over the radio, and you made sure to paint your lips a deep red. That’s his favorite color on you so you make sure to incorporate that into tonight’s date.

Jensen finally gets home ten minutes later and shakes the water off his umbrella before walking into the house.

“Sweetheart, I’m home!” He sets his keys on the small table by the door, hangs his jacket on the rack, and kicks off his shoes. “Y/N?” He walks into the living room to see the masterpiece you put together. He sees you in your sexy outfit and groans. “Baby, did you do all of this for me?”

“All for you,” you grin.

You saunter up to his side and he grips your hips not tightly but not gently, either. You wrap your arms around his neck and pull him down to meet you. You kiss him with fresh lipstick on you but he doesn’t seem to mind if he gets some on his own lips.

“You got lipstick on your lips,” you giggle.

“I don’t care.”

He leans in again and kisses you for longer this time. You wish you could take him to bed had you not spent so much time on dinner. You pull away from him and wipe his lips to get rid of some of the red stain.

“Come on, the food is getting cold.”

You bring him to the couch and start to enjoy the dinner you cooked.

“This is amazing. You’re amazing. How did I get so lucky?”

“I guess you played your cards right,” you shrug with a smile.

The meal was delicious and there is room for dessert which you have planned. You get up and take the empty plates from the table.

“Stay right there. I have dessert.” You take out the chocolate-covered strawberry and whipped cream. “Strawberries and whipped cream.”

“You take my breath away.”

You set the tray on the table and hand him the bottle of cream. He shakes it and squirts some on your exposed neck. He leans in and licks the side of your neck, gathering the sweet treat with him. He sucks your skin into his mouth and you roll your head back with a moan. To have some fun, you pull away from him and take out the same red lipstick that’s on your lips. You put a fresh layer on and kiss his cheek, leaving a print behind.

You do it again to his other cheek before letting yourself loose. You press red kisses to his chest, collarbone, his neck, and his face. He laughs and lets you do your thing because you two are going to take a shower together much, much later.

“I love you,” he pulls you close.

“I love you more.”

Jensen stands up and scoops you into his arms, and you wrap your legs around his waist.

“Not possible.”

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sweetloleepop · 9 months

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𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑶𝒍𝒅, 𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑵𝒆𝒘, 𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑩𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒅, 𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑩𝒍𝒖𝒆

Chapter 5: Routines

Synopsis: As (Y/N) gets used to living with Erwin, she's made a new routine

Pairings: Zeke Yeager/Reader, Erwin Smith/Reader

Tags: Modern AU, Arranged Marriage, Additional Tags to be Added, Reader is kind of a dandere, Erwin Smith is mean, slow burn, fluff

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4

a/n: I'm sorry for the long wait!! The weather's been incredibly hot, it made me melt down-

Wordcount: 1.2k

As days go by, Erwin and (Y/N) had made a routine. (Y/N) finds that Erwin gets up at 5 and leaves at 6. She tried to make him breakfast on the first few days but Erwin told her that she doesn’t need to as he could just bought himself food on his way to his office.

(Y/N) would always see Erwin out before going back to sleep. She gets up at 8 and starts eating breakfast. She’ll then go for a walk to the park, grabbing yet another coffee and some bread to eat whilst she sat on a bench.

At lunch she’ll cook herself a meal again and eat in their kitchen, sometimes in the living room while watching a movie. She cleans, naps, read or walk around the house when she gets bored. There are lots of snacks in their pantry so she’s barely actually bored. She likes to eat and watch and that, she does.

She starts preparing dinner at 5pm, sometimes going out to buy some ingredients from a nearby mini mart. Erwin goes back at 5:30 or 6pm and they’ll share their dinner at 7. (Y/N) liked this routine that they had, she gets to relax and do the things that she likes. When she has the time, she’ll bake some cake, cookies or just make some desserts.

Today, (Y/N) woke up just in time to cook breakfast for both herself and Erwin to eat. She heard the shower running which indicated that her husband is already showering. She entered the restroom and brushed her teeth and washed her face.

She headed downstairs to the kitchen, looking out for something to cook in the pantry. She decided to toast some bread, cook a couple of pancakes and eggs and bacon. She also brewed tea for her and Erwin to share.

Not long after she finished preparing everything she has cooked, she heard footsteps coming down from the stairs. Erwin’s perfectly shined oxfords clicked beautifully upon contact with their tiled floor. He looks as presentable as ever. Well, he always looked so presentable and handsome and smart and (Y/N) counts herself very lucky to wake up next to a very charming man.

“Good morning!” (Y/N) cheerfully greeted.

“Good morning,” Erwin replied.

“I cooked pancakes with chocolate inside, have a taste” (Y/N) said before sliding the plate of pancakes near Erwin.

“With chocolate inside?” Erwin asked with one of his thick eyebrows up.

“Mhm”

Erwin took one onto his plate and sliced it. He watched as melted chocolate overflow through the sliced part of the cake. He took a bite.

“So, do you like it?” (Y/N) asked, feeling a bit anxious.

Erwin chewed the food and swallowed before he answered, “Hmm, it’s sweet.”

“Do you not like sweet things?” (Y/N) asked with a worried tone. She’s afraid Erwin wouldn’t like what she made for him and get upset with her. ‘No, no, no, Erwin is different. Very different from my father.’

Erwin must’ve sensed (Y/N)’s anxiety as he once again spoke, “It’s not bad, you should have a taste if you haven’t yet.”

“Oh, sure.” (Y/N) said as she placed a pancake on her plate before slicing it and taking the slice into her mouth.

“Mm. It is very sweet,” she said, “and not so bad.”

(Y/N) finished the pancake before sipping her tea. Erwin did the same. They ate silently before Erwin stood up from his seat.

“I have to leave now, I still have meetings to attend to.” Erwin said as he grab his case and an envelope before heading towards the door.

“Oh, alright. Take care!” (Y/N) replied as they walk through the halls. As usual, (Y/N) walked him out and waited until his car is out of her sight. (Y/N) sighed as she closed the door, she’s alone.

To not bore herself in the house, she started doing her daily routine. She’s too awake to sleep again so she decided to clean the house. She started to vacuum the living room’s carpet before she started sweeping the tiled floor around. Next, she mopped the floors, making sure not to leave a single spot dirty. After cleaning the living room, she cleaned the kitchen. After cleaning the kitchen, she cleaned the second floor.

She doesn’t find it hard to do so since the house is mostly clean, she just cleans them again slightly. After she mopped the second floor, she entered hers and Erwin’s shared room. She analyzed the room for any dirt or mess but she didn’t really spotted anything so she rested a bit before heading to the shower.

The shower was nice and warm. (Y/N) made sure to clean herself as thoroughly as she did the house. She got out of the shower looking fresh and relaxed. She put on her most comfortable clothes on before she headed downstairs, made herself a cup of tea and watched some movies on the television.

She slept when the movie’s over. Cleaning the cup and the center table before she fell into her slumber. When she woke up, she took some time before getting up. She used her phone, played some games before deciding that the weather isn’t too hot for her to go out then.

She takes long walks in the park. Grabbing coffee and snacks at the nearby café. After that, she heads home just in time to make dinner.

For that night’s menu, she cooked lasagna and made a vegetable salad. For dessert, she made mango graham cake and put it in the freezer. She made sure to turn the temperature lower for the cake to harden faster.

Upon Erwin’s arrival, everything is almost ready.

“Welcome back!” (Y/N) greeted him with a smile.

“Thanks. I’ll go upstairs for now and have a change of clothing, I’ll see you later” Erwin replied.

“Sure.”

After Erwin changed his clothes, he headed back downstairs to the living room. He sat down at the sofa before opening the television. He is watching the news. (Y/N) served him some tea since she thought, ‘he had a long day’.

Erwin thanked (Y/N) before sipping the tea. It made him release a sigh of relief. He’s finally home and comfortable –Well, not really. He’s been restless for some very personal reason. They haven’t talk for a while. ‘I should contact her.’

“Erwin. Erwin, dinner’s ready” Erwin felt as (Y/N) softly patted him. He must’ve fallen asleep. He stood up and cleared his throat.

(Y/N) served dinner for both her and Erwin before they finally ate. (Y/N) noticed how tired Erwin looked so she broke the silence between them.

“Erwin, are you alright? You seemed very tired.”

“I’m okay. Today has just been long”

“Okay… Take a good rest after this, will you?” (Y/N) gently asked. Erwin noticed how soft (Y/N) spoke. Her voice feels calming, it sounds like the water flowing through a river, it looks like slowly melting butter.

“Sure.”

(Y/N) got out of her dressing room, she just finished freshening up. She looked at Erwin, he was already sleeping. She trudged towards the bed and carefully sat. She looked at Erwin once again and noticed how Erwin is hugging himself. (Y/N) chuckled, ‘he’s cold.’ She grabbed the blanket and covered Erwin with it. ‘That should be good.’ She thought to herself before laying down, facing Erwin.

“Good night, Erwin” (Y/N) whispered and gave Erwin a small peck on his cheek before finally letting herself fall asleep.

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ghoulsister1 · 7 months

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Lilac Skies

Dracula (2006) X Reader. Modern AU Dracula. Fluffy fluff. Comfort. Cuddling. Reader has her period and needs comfort from her vampire boyfriend. Chocolates. Snuggles. Soft Dracula. ModernEra!Dracula. TW: Blood.

Dracula's POV:

The sun was just slowly creeping up in the horizon, the sky a lilac shade with orange and ice blue as some birds began their dawn chorus. I blinked a few times and it was then, as I inhaled I smelt it. That familiar metallic, often coppery smell, but to me it was sweet and intoxicating. The scent of blood was in the air and this time it just sweet, no it was almost ambrosial like a creamy dessert.

My eyes darkened, growling softly and I turned over to look at Y/N. She was still sleeping but I seen her face twist a bit, like she was in pain or some discomfort. As she did, I noticed the smell of blood coming from her and it was stronger.

Y/N was bleeding! Suddenly, I was more alert now and shaking the hunger from my thoughts I sat up, looking over her. I shook her gently, calling her name softly as I tried to rouse her from her sleep.

End Of POV.

You awoke to the sounds of someone calling your name softly and gently shaking you from your sleep.

"Y/N? Y/N. Y/N, Y/N wake up please" The voice of your vampire boyfriend called softly. You mumble a weak "what?" and try to turn over but what your boyfriend says stops you.

"You're bleeding Y/N" Spoke Dracula, concern in his voice. Your eyes shot open and it's then you registered the dull pain in your abdomen and you let out a sharp hiss at that. Dracula gently turned you back over to him and he looked you over.

"Y/N, please tell me where are you hurt?" Asked Dracula. You looked up at his concerned face and gave a soft small smile despite the pain.

"It's my time of the month" You Replied and Dracula seemed to register what was really happening. You were menstruating. Dracula was relieved that you weren't mortally wounded, but still saw you were in obvious discomfort.

"You are in pain though my dear" Said Dracula softly.

"Just tell me how I may help with easing the pain and making you feel more comfortable" Continued Dracula as he helped you sit up in bed. You rubbed your eyes and yawned.

"What time is it?" You Asked.

"It's very early my dear, the sun is only just rising" Dracula Replied as he rubbed your back. You yawned and gave a small stretch before the dull pain began to grow and hurt a little more. You groaned at that.

"Why don't you take a nice hot bath? Or perhaps a shower? I'll freshen up the bed and bedroom for you" Suggested Dracula. You tried to protest at just getting a pad/tampon but Dracula shook his head.

"No. The shower will at least help relax you and the heat will hopefully help with the pain, my sweet. I'll get out some fresh pyjamas and put them in the dryer for a bit so they're nice and warm when you get out and put them on" Reassured Dracula. You smiled at him and made your way to the bathroom. You decided on a bath, you had a feeling this monthly will be a major b*tch and you wanted to just lay back in the hot water for a good relaxing soak. You turned on the taps and was reaching for your body wash when Dracula appeared.

"Need some help?" He Asked, smiling softly. You smiled.

"Decided on a bath. I have a feeling this monthly won't be easy" You Said. Dracula nodded at that, understandably. You see him reach for your bath bombs and favourite scented lotion, along with a few of your Wiccan crystals. You watched as he placed the crystals around the edges of the tub before picking out a bath bomb and throwing it into the water.

You both watched as the water bubbled and turned a beautiful, pastel colour and the room filled with the smell of your favourite scent. Dracula helped you undress and you sank into the scented waters of the tub. You let out a contented sigh and turned to Dracula, smiling happily.

"Take your time and relax, my love. If you need anything just shout okay?" Dracula smiled.

"I will sweetie" You promised and with a kiss to your hand, Dracula got up and walked back into the bedroom to freshen it up.

He was changing the sheets and he saw a stain on the sheets. Though the sight of blood was tempting, he growled and shook his head. Now was not the time, his beloved was hurting and she needed him. He changed the sheets and duvet, before grabbing a pair of soft, clean pyjamas for Y/N and putting them in the dryer for a bit to warm them up. Dracula lit two scented candles and when the dryer was done, got the pjs and placed them on the bed. He also got out your glow-in-the-dark Hello Kitty pillow and Barnet the Orange Bat Squishmallow.

You came out of your bath, smelling of coconut and your favourite bath bomb scent and wrapped in a large fluffy towel. Your eyes widened as you took in the room.

Your duvet was changed to your new Hello Kitty glow-in-the-dark duvet cover and pillows, sheets changed and your favourite scented candles lit.

You smiled when you saw your squishmallow and glow-in-the-dark Hello Kitty pillow on the bed. You got the pjs and felt how soft and warm they were.

"Did you have a lovely bath, my dear?" Asked Dracula.

"Yes I did, thank you and thank you again for what you've done with the bedroom, it means a lot Dracula" You Smiled. Dracula chuckled softly.

"Anything to help my darling feel more comfortable" Said Dracula as he pressed a kiss to your forehead. You changed and put on a fresh pad/tampon.

You felt much better now that you were clean and in fresh pyjamas and bedsheets. You climbed into bed as Dracula took a wash himself, reappearing and dressing in a black hoodie with Vincent Van Gogh's "Starry Night" print on the back. It was a hoodie you gave him last month after going to a Van Gogh Art Exhibition. It was your 5th date and you two enjoyed yourselves.

Dracula joined you in bed and he opened his arms out, inviting you to a cuddle. You happily took the invitation and cuddled up with him. He embraced you warmly and held you there as he switched on the TV.

"What do you want to watch?" Inquired Dracula as he held you close. You looked up at him and smiled.

"We still have to finish that Penny Dreadful season 2" You Recalled, remembering where you two last left off in the series. Dracula nodded and you two lay cuddled up together, wrapped in his arms as you cuddled Barnet. He sometimes ran his fingers through your hair as you both continued watching the show.

"Helen McCrory is a fine actress in this show, she plays her character perfectly" Remarked Dracula. You gave a hum of approval at that, smiling. You rested your head on his chest, basking in this perfect bliss with Dracula.

Halfway through the show and it was fully morning. Dracula paused the show, causing you to frown.

"Hey, it was getting really good!" You Whined. Dracula let out a small laugh at your protest.

"It's fully morning and breakfast is now a must" Reasoned Dracula. You pouted at him but your stomach gave you away with a growl and Dracula gave a small snigger at that.

"Seems you agree with me on breakfast" Chuckled Dracula sending you a smirk. You gave a giggle at that and grinned.

Breakfast came and went, soon you two rejoined in the bed and continued watching Penny Dreadful Season 2. Suddenly the cramps returned with a vengeance and you groaned, curling yourself into a ball as pain hammered your insides. Dracula paused the show and turned to you, worry on his face.

"The cramps are back, owww! It's really bad this time.....it hurts" You Cried. The pain was making you feel sick and your eyes welled up with tears.

"Tell me what to do, how can I help you?" Asked Dracula.

"Usually a hot bottle helps.....and some painkillers" You Whimpered tearfully, clutching Barnet more tightly.

"I'll be right back" Dracula Promised before going downstairs. He wasn't gone too long and soon he returned with some painkillers and a hot water bottle in the shape of your favourite cartoon character.

"Here. I'll get you some juice to wash the painkillers down with" Said Dracula making his way out the bedroom door.

"Orange juice" You Cried out. You heard Dracula reply with a "Got it!" and you waited for Dracula to return. You didn't have to wait long as he came back upstairs with a glass of orange juice in hand. You gave a smile despite the pain eating at you.

"Here you go" Said Dracula softly handing you the glass of orange juice. You thanked him, took the painkillers and swallowed it with the juice.

Dracula climbed into bed and pressed the hot water bottle gently to your abdomen. You let out a pained groan before sighing as the warmth spread through you, slowly melting away the pain. You lie back as Dracula resumed holding you close, lying your head against his chest as he resumed the show.

"Thank you Drac" You Murmured softly as you began to feel a little sleepy. You felt Dracula press a kiss to your head.

"You're welcome my dear. If you feel sleepy, just close your eyes and take your rest" Dracula Suggested. You nuzzled your face into his chest with a whine.

"What if I miss the show?" You Asked, fighting to stay awake. Dracula chuckled softly and you felt him lean his lips to your ear.

"You won't. Let's save the rest for another day my love. Now, just relax and sleep a while. I promise to wake you if you need me to" Whispered Dracula. You smiled at his words and soon began to feel more sleepy.

"Just wake me up for lunch or dinner" You Mumbled sleepily. Dracula promised he would and you closed your eyes and fell into a deep sleep. While you slept, Dracula occupied himself with some random TV channels, watching bits of the news mixed with Jamie Oliver cooking shows and sometimes flickering to watch The Great British Bake Off.

Whilst watching the cooking shows, Dracula did gain an idea on what to make him and you for dinner though.

He opened up his phone, made a few purchases and soon ingredients arrived at the door in shopping bags from your local store. Dracula stored them away for dinner and returned to the bedroom, where he took a nap himself and energised.

You awoke to Dracula softly caressing your face. You awoke and smiled at him. You gave a stretch, feeling much better but hungry.

"What time is it?" You Yawned.

"Time to make us some dinner" Replied Dracula getting up from bed, yawning and showing off his fangs as he stretched.

"Perfect, I'm starving" You Declared, making Dracula let out a laugh.

"Then you'll love what I'm making us tonight" Teased Dracula watching you as you raised an eyebrow at him.

"Oooh, I can't wait" You Replied and Dracula smirked at that. So Dracula made his way downstairs to begin dinner. You freshened up a bit and awaited.

Sometime soon you could smell something delicious.

"It's definitely a pasta dish, I know that smell anywhere" You Thought, relishing in the aromatic smell of herbs and sauce together. Your mouth watered, wondering what delicious pasta dish Dracula was whipping up.

A while later and Dracula emerged from downstairs, carrying two plates of delicious, home cooked lasagne.

"Drac, you made us lasagne! You're really the best boyfriend you know that!" You Cheered happily. Dracula blushed a bit at that and gave you a warm smile.

"Got an idea from watching those cooking programs while you were sleeping. I thought why not, Italian dishes being your favourite" Explained Dracula as he handed you your plate and fork.

"Stay here, got some drink downstairs" Said Dracula who went and retrieved two glasses of cranberry juice. You two ate in comfortable silence, occasionally commenting how great the food is.

"Oh, did you get a feed yet? Apart from the food I mean?" You Asked, knowing that you bleeding right now next to your vampire boyfriend was probably driving him crazy with hunger. It couldn't be easy, smelling all that blood and yet denying yourself to feed.

"I will feed soon my love" Dracula Replied smiling. You frowned a bit.

"But you must be hungry. I know it's not easy, being a vampire and smelling me practically bleed all over the place Drac. If you want, you can....." But Dracula stopped you.

"You are bleeding a lot already and in some way or form losing it too. I'll only be taking more and you'll be left feeling more weak than normal after feeding" Explained Dracula.

"But Drac....." You Began.

"I appreciate you looking out for me my dear but right now, I want to take care of you. I'll feed soon tonight, I promise" Vowed Dracula and smiled. You nodded and smiled at that and the two of you continued to eat.

Later on in the night, Dracula went out to feed. He was gone a long while. You cuddled Barnet close to you as you anxiously waited for him.

Dracula did return. He was still licking the blood from his lips and fangs as he made his way upstairs to you. You smiled upon seeing him safe and not hurt.

"Sorry if I was gone a little too long" Apologised Dracula.

"It's alright Drac, did you feed enough?" You Asked.

"Two tonight. My belly is full for tonight" Dracula Replied licking the last remnants of blood from his fangs and changing into some comfortable night wear, giving his mouth a good rinse of mouthwash. He climbed into bed and cuddled beside you.

"Picked up a treat for us on the way home" Said Dracula pulling out a full Cadbury chocolate bar for you and him to share. You wrapped your arms around him and kissed his cheek.

"Best vampire boyfriend ever Drac" You Grinned.

Dracula chuckled and returned the gesture with a kiss to your lips which you happily returned.

The two of you spent the night, nibbling on chocolate and watching some Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares episodes, snuggled up in the arms of your loving vampire boyfriend.

#marc warren #marc warren characters #count dracula #dracula #dracula 2006 #fluff #period pain #vampire #vampires #dracula x reader #fanfiction #soft vampire #squishmallows

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minniesmelody · 2 years

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My Chrissy Cunningham headcanons

𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙍 : these are “my” head canons for Chrissy, we might not all agree on something about her so pls don’t get offended by any of these, please and thank you. Enjoy!

♥︎Favorite movie is Grease

♥︎Favorite Holiday is Christmas, can't change my mind.

♥︎100% that person who sings in the shower, im not sure if anyone else has said that but i 100% believe she is that person.

♥︎We have seen that girl go to hell and back in matter of one episode, we seen the way she panics so i can hc that she fiddles with her sweaters and sleeves when she is nervous or starting to have a panic attack.

♥︎I feel like this girl knits, like i feel like her role model in life was her grandma before she passed away and she would always knit things for Chrissy from hats, blankets, socks, etc. After her grandma passed Chrissy learned how to knit and now it's one of her comfort hobbies.

♥︎Best baker ever. Not so much a great cook but when it comes to baking...that girl is a freaking god.

♥︎Her favorite movie might be Grease but her comfort movie is The Breakfast Club.

♥︎Her favorite ice cream flavor is either strawberry or vanilla bean.

♥︎Has a collection of bows, from different sizes, colors, and even textures/fabrics

♥︎Something tells me she was Pansexual but of course it was the 80s so she never told a soul about her slight attraction to girls.

♥︎Comfort food is homemade soup, usually chicken noodle or Italian wedding soup.

♥︎This girl has trauma, we all saw that, and we saw she was obviously afraid of her mother, i have a feeling her mother was mentally and possibly physically abusive. She was strict and was 100% one of those moms that told her child that they belonged in a kitchen, cooking and cleaning for their' loving' husbands.

♥︎Due to that i have a feeling Chrissy wasn't in love with Jason when they first got together and it was set up by her mother and Jason's parents, over time she slowly and truly started to fall for Jason but i don't believe she was truly in love with him in the start.

♥︎Says her favorite color is pink but it's yellow.

♥︎Favorite dessert is either apple pie or chocolate chip cookies

♥︎Favorite band was tears for fears

♥︎Favorite Disney princess is snow white.

♥︎Her happiest memory was when her and her family took a trip to Disney world when she was 12, it was one of her very few good memories she has of her and her mother.

♥︎Loves romance books, books in general but is literally addicted to romance novels.

♥︎Favorite flower is Dandelions

♥︎Has been doing cheer since she was 7 years old, it wasn't something she suddenly picked up when high school came up.

♥︎Big old softie for classic Christmas songs.

♥︎If Chrissy was a song it would be "Resonance" by Home-Odyssey

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may-25 · 2 years

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One Night In NYC (Smut One Shot)

Jesse 4Town x Fem Reader NSFW

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The first stop of our honeymoon, I can't wait.

Jesse and I recently got married, and we had a huge wedding. It was the greatest wedding I've ever witnessed in my life. I reckon it's better than the most recent royal weddings! Jesse planned out the wedding so well, I'm super impressed by his skills. His two kids were the bridesmaids, and it was super cute. His kids and I, have bonded super close ever since he first introduced me to them. They are the nicest kids, and are super well behaved. Better than any other kid I know. Jesse is just so good at raising kids properly, as well as handling them with lots of care. That's one of the many traits I love about him.

After our wedding, we had planned many stops around the world. We got married in my home city, so our plan is to make two stops to the USA, and then a few stops around Asia. Our first stop is NYC, which I am super excited about. We plan to do a lot there. One activity is flying around the statue of liberty in a helicopter, and making stops to amazing dessert places. Jesse and I love desserts so much, so we are both particularly excited for what sweets NYC has to offer.

At the moment, we are both in first class, enjoying some fine alcohol and listening to music together. We land in about an hour, so we are calming down on the binge eating. It's been a long flight, and we are super exhausted. Our plan for today is to get back to our hotel, and then just rest and take it easy for the day. A thing we are not excited about, is jet lag. How fun!

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Y/n and Jesse's flight had landed an hour later. They got all of their luggage out and hopped into their rented Rolls-Royce. The drive from the air port to the hotel took a while, because of the major traffic there is. Once they got back, they had a shower and changed into some comfortable clothes. Jesse and y/n decided to play some Pokemon on their switches together, and then they headed off to the restaurant in the hotel.

The restaurant had amazing food, it was better than most of the hotel food Jesse had eaten before. They were pleased with how much they ate there. They went to the spa, and got a massage together, after dinner. Sitting in the hot springs together, they chatted about things they wanted to do the next day. A few people recognised Jesse but they left just in time for the word to not be spread across the hotel. If people were to find out Jesse is here, then his stalkers will come out to play. He has had many major incidences with stalkers over his career. One being a girl who stole his clothes and spam called him countlessly.

They had returned to their hotel room, and rested until the following day.

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Y/n and I got ready to head off to get early dessert, because why not. I found an amazing place that serves a giant Nutella filled chocolate heart, and I bet she will love it. Ever since we got married, I have never felt more secure with her. I know her love for me is genuine, and I am so grateful for that. She's not like the other women who used me for my money, & my fame.

When we had arrived at the place, y/n's face lit up ever so brightly. The sight of the oozing Nutella, like a waterfall, coming out of the Hollow chocolate heart mould, what an amazing show it put on for us. After y/n had grabbed sight of the dessert, she immediately bought it and stuffed her face into it. Oh how cute she is! And then I also stuffed my face in it, along with her.#

After trying out a couple more places, our stomachs were filled to the brim of sugar. We decided to head to a shopping centre, to look around for some new clothes.

As we were walking around the shopping centre, a lingerie store fell into my field of view. I swiftly grabbed a hold of y/n's hand, and dragged her into the store. My mind was only set on one thing at that moment, and it was buying her some of this beautiful fashion. Truth is, I've never seen her with lingerie on, and I've never seen her fully naked before. We've had sex, but she's never allowed me to take all of her clothes off, so I left it like that. But it's different, now. We're married and there's absolutely no reason for her to be ashamed of herself for just, well, being herself!

J-Jesse, what are you doing, we can't go in here!

Oh, yes we can, y/n. We are now married, and I am buying this for you as a gift. No need to try them on, I have your full measurements already, babe.

After that, I had bought y/n 4 pairs of sexy, black lingerie. I know how to dress people, so obviously I know what lingerie would suit her best. I can't wait to see her in this, just thinking about it makes me go insane. Never being able to see her fully naked, but getting to see her in lingerie, is the best thing that could ever happen to me at this point. Plus, it will help her get fully used to not wearing so much clothing during sex.

After that, I immediately organised a ride back to the hotel, and I dragged her up to the room.

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Y/n and Jesse had arrived to their room. Y/n was struggling to break free of Jesse's grip, but he wasn't letting go of her. He pushed y/n against the wall of the hotel, and looked her deeply in the eyes. He bit his lip, and then said this.

Y/n, please, will you wear this for me.

Y/n tried to argue against it, but

No buts, you will go into the bathroom and try it on for me, please.

Y/n walked slowly to the bathroom, grabbing the lingerie out of Jesse's hand. The look on her face shows nervousness, but Jesse insisted. It took her a while to come out, but when she finally did, he put his hand over his mouth in shock.

Jesse has never seen anyone as beautiful as her, in this very moment. Her beautiful figure graced his eyes, he had never seen her like this before. Jesse couldn't resist himself, and he launched towards her. Y/n let out a loud shriek.

Jesse, p-please don't look at me. I look bad, I don't want you to see me right now!

And after that, she pushed him away, and ran into the bathroom, locking the door behind her. Jesse repeatedly tried to unlock it, but to no avail, there was no way he could. He sighs and leans his back against the door. Desperately waiting for her to come out, he decides he will wait as long as he can.

Babe, please come out. You look beautiful, and I mean it. I will prove to you how beautiful you are, if you come out for me.

Jesse, I just can't! I can't stand looking at myself in the mirror like this, so how could you? This is why I have never taken my clothes off, and why I have never let you see me like this before. I can't deal with myself being fully naked. It just, makes me worry about what you think.

Y/n, let me tell you. When you stepped out of this bathroom just then, I thought I just laid my eyes on a goddess. The lingerie looks amazing on you, and it even looks better than on models for Victoria's secret. Please, will you just, let me admire you.

I- I can't...

I understand.

Jesse gets up, and he walks over to the bed. He turns the TV on, and starts to scroll through his phone. Y/n looks at herself in the mirror one last time, and walks towards the door. Jesse then hears a click, and he turns the TV off. He stands up, and looks towards the door, to see y/n, standing there. She still has the lingerie on, which Jesse realises she's ready.

Jesse runs towards y/n, and hugs her tightly.

You are beautiful.

He bites her ear, and pushes her on the counter. One leg around his waist, he pushes his hips into her, feeling each other collide. Y/n lets out a soft gasp, and Jesse kisses on her neck. Small purple dots are left on her, but that's just his way of saying, 'you're mine'. He grabs a vibrator he bought for her, as a gift for their marriage. Y/n is shocked to see it, but she wants to give it a try. He turns it on and lowers it to her quivering bottom half. Y/n can feel the intense vibrations, pulsate throughout her area. The feeling is too good, she moans aloud. By this time, Jesse had undressed himself, and he begins to grind against her backside. He is softly moaning in her ear, and he is loving the sight and state she is in right now. He bites her ear once more, and licks it.

Y/n is shocked by this sudden movement, and she tenses up. Jesse giggles softly,

I love seeing you like this.

As y/n's moaning is growing louder, and louder, Jesse pulls out his package and grabs the lube. Suddenly, he ripped off the lingerie she is wearing, and shoves his shaft inside quickly, with the vibrator still pulsating on her clit. Jesse can feel the vibrations, and it makes him tense up a lot. He groans hard, and y/n moans louder from the pain, and pleasure. Jesse digs his fingernails into her butt, and he groans into her neck. Thrusting so passionately, he slows down, and throws her onto the bed. He launches himself onto her, and brings her ass up into the air, and her legs over her head. He thrusts into her very roughly, and smashes her into the mattress. Jesse is enjoying the sight of how helpless she is right now. As their moans and groans filled the room louder, and louder, y/n starts to shake. Her insides are gripping onto Jesses cock, very tightly. Her moans, turning into screams, from how intense her orgasm is. Never feeling this amount of pleasure before, and it's her first time receiving an orgasm from Jesse without her own help.

Jesse can't take it. He holds onto lasting, like its his life about to end. At this point, he's shaking like a seizure. He just wants to keep feeling this pleasure. Jesse then picks her up, and opens the balcony door, placing her onto the hand railing. Thrusting so hard, and fast.

Moan, moan for me y/n. Let the whole world see how beautiful and helpless you look right now under me. Let everyone know how lucky I am to have you!

She moans, and he moans. His thrusting going to the speed of light, they continue like this for one more minute. People walk out to see them, passionately having sex on the balcony. People are in shock, but Jesse could not care one bit. Who cares if he is caught by the paparazzi, right? But he picks her up and lays her back down on the edge of the bed, just in case. He brings out the vibrator again, and places it between her clit and his cock. The euphoria, the plain euphoria he is in right now. It's everything he's ever needed. He can feel the end edging closer and closer, while he has no awareness that people have just witnessed this whole situation. He thrusts harder, and harder, yet again smashing y/n into the bed.

I- I can feel it coming, ah, ah, ah , Oh my god, fuck!

The seed had sprouted. He releases all of it inside of her, feeling an amazing connection. Jesse is literally shaking, his cock is throbbing inside of her. He fills her insides, and they both quiver. Jesse slides off of her, in exhaustion. They are both puffed out from what just occurred. He gets up, and hugs y/n tightly.

Hey, I'm sorry I went all out. I couldn't help myself. Can I make it up to you, please?

He looks down to a y/n covered in smudged makeup, tears, bites, and hickeys. Jesse's eyes open wide, realising how much pain he had just caused. He hadn't shown his rough side to her yet, but y/n grinned, surprisingly. She liked his rough side, and that was the best sex she'd ever had. He's relieved to see it's all good, and he helps her up to the bathroom to get themselves tidy.

Jesse runs the bath, and helps her into it. He sits behind her and they both cuddle for a while, just relaxing after what happened. He caresses her hair, and washes the scratches he made. He's quite impressed by how much damage he did, though. They sat in the bath for 1 hour and just talked to each other about random things, until Jesse got a phone call from Aaron T.

YO JESSE, YOUR FANS ARE GOING INSANE ON TWITTER DUDE!! SOMEONE SAW YOU AND Y/N FUCKING OUTSIDE!

Oh my god. That was the only words they thought in their heads, after hearing Aaron say that. They both fucked up, badly. But thankfully for them, the video wasn't clear enough to determine it was him, so they were all good after that. But one thing they forgot, was to put a condom on.

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#jesse #jesse 4town #jesse smut #4town smut #jesse x reader #turning red #4town #4town x reader #4town headcanons

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threadsun · 9 months

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Okay I'm back from a week away, and finally sorted through all the asks I got during that time. Idk when I'll be feeling up for proper writing (fingers crossed, tomorrow, but the chronic illness calls the shots here) but when I do I'm hype to work on my drafts again!!

Pre-Bed Question:

On this blog, there is a wrong answer btw 🥰

Draft Update:

SDJ aphrodisiacs series

SDJ unwilling royal marriage series

Bo x f!reader 69

Jack babytrapping reader

Joseph x teacher!reader x Jean smut

Spicy werewolf mating headcanons

Jean shower sex

SDJ boys talkin dirty series~

Jean catches Joseph and reader

Telling the SDJ boys you want to get bred

Joseph x reader x Jean dirty talk and edging

Jack period oral sex

Jean caring for reader after Ian breakup

SDJ thigh riding

Jack x reader noncon while Joseph watches

Servant!Joseph x queen!reader

Nick teaching a shy reader about bdsm/his job

Ian babytrapping

Vampire AU Ian and Joseph accidentally turn reader

SDJ + Bo sex worker headcanons

SDJ the first time you call them daddy

Vampire AU Jack accidentally turns reader

SDJ + Bo walk in on you masturbating

Jack x reader x Rory somno noncon

Jean x reader role reversal

Rory and Jean come home to reader baking their favourite dessert

SDJ with an autistic reader

Jean blackmailing you into staying with him

Jean x reader post-escape attempt noncon

Director!reader smut

Rory fucking reader on the kitchen counter

f!reader finds out she's pregnant

Bo x bunny!reader

Ian x reader somno, drugging, noncon

Jack x reader loud sex while Shaun is next door

SDJ + Bo find out you're a horny bottom who likes it rough~

Bo x f!reader pred/prey punishment for flirting

Using toys on Doe~

Jack and Joseph x petplay reader

SDJ with reader who has mood swings

Jack x reader blood kink

Shauna mommy kink

Ian x dom!f!reader mommy kink

Doe x virgin!reader

Fucking Jean (who's Ian's dad)

Comforting Doe during a thunderstorm

SDJ x tsundere!reader

Shaun helping aroace reader get off

Jack x fairy!reader micro/macro

Jean bratbreaking kidnapped!reader

Bo changing his vibration settings

SDJ carrying reader to bed, but getting pulled in for cuddles

Ranger Alan!

Jack x Alan fighting for dominance

Alan breeding kink

Jack x reader hypno noncon

MDHM + SDJ in the hunger games

Jack x reader cockwarming

Hypnokink Alan

Rope bunny reader calls them daddy

Reader chokes Jean and doms him (angry sex)

Rory x reader whipped cream and chocolate syrup

Reader is a sadist with a praise and breeding kink

Jean bullying a flustered reader

Hatchet Man Cult AU >:3c

Doe with an equally obsessed reader

Jack x reader dollification

Shaun x reader ghostface rp

Grinding on Jack

SDJ + reader with tentacles

Doe stalking you and watching you touch yourself

Doe with an artistic reader

Jack birthday blowjob~

Barry drugging and noncon

SDJ + Bo swapping bodies with you

Joseph being a freak about your virginity (sexy)

What dogs they'd be

SDJ + Bo with a drunk reader

Ian ball slapping

Joseph x m!reader who works on a different kids show

SDJ + Bo as incubi

Bo x reader x Jack competing to fuck reader better

SDJ + Bo aftercare

SDJ + Bo helping reader who can't walk after being fucked too hard

Barry x reader with an attitude

SDJ + Bo with a sweet, innocent reader

Jean x reader fighting and fucking

SDJ + Bo seeing reader exercise/do yoga

Jack with a reader who has a special interest in clowns

Shaun playing with a voodoo doll of reader

Joseph x reader who respects him

Elias Gallagher x reader

SDJ x reader who likes to bite

SDJ + Bo having a wet dream about reader

SDJ + Bo + Alan seeing reader bend over in a short skirt

Jack x reader x Rory using their powers for feederism

Jack x reader Joseph's subbiness slips into Jack

SDJ proposal and marriage headcanons

Jack x fairy!reader in the cum jar

Doe + Alan proposal and marriage headcanons

Jack x reader who grinds on him to tease him

#sunshine #draft update #oughhhhh so many drafts.....#might cut it down tomorrow? we'll see if I can bare to lose any tbh

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hauntingthechateau · 6 months

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Sunday November 5th

High of 11 low of 8. Rainy morning but patches of sun in the afternoon. Clear evening (could finally see the stars walking home).

Yep, that breakfast at 9 again. Got up and got my start with a shower and chai tea at home and dragged my feet for a while before heading to the studios to kill a little time before breakfast. Breakfast is wonderful as always and its just great having all these wonderful new souls to meet and chat with about things big and small, heavy and light; I really feel some friendships coming on 🥲. I ate an excellent pastry breakfast which helped my poor upset stomach, and then took a second helping down to the stables as lunch so I wouldn’t have to walk back up in the hill in the rain mid day and interrupt my work flow.

Then I got to work.

I organized my space enough to get to work, finished hanging the rest of my panels, and then I grabbed a small one and got to work on it. All in all I got the first pass done on five paintings, and also blocked the dark darks and shadows into another seven. I was either stingy or forgetful when packing my fluid paints because I didn’t bring a yellow ochre or a burnt umber and I’m missing them both dearly, so I went down to the supply closet in the Chateau when I had a lull in my productivity to see if I could find myself some. Yellow ochre was no problem, I even found a large bottle of artists’ quality fluid yellow ochre which has been treating me very nicely. Burnt umber for some reason was more illusive! I found a very crusty, little old tube of Windsor and Newton and after searching all the bins, finally found a larger tube of Amsterdam. Gave myself quite a fright when I found that I had what appears to be either oil or slow drying acrylic on my hands while I was wearing my victorian tweed which in regular life I try not to even bring near the studio with me, but here I was wearing it absentmindedly while going through old bins of paint 😬. I whiped most of it off on my apron and it doesn’t appear that I got any on my jacket… Phew. Back at the studio, I found without real effort I couldn’t get the cap off the Windsor and Newton so I gave myself a glob of the Amsterdam and went back to painting… man what crap! The Amsterdam is hardly pigmented, its so translucent. I sometimes forget what a treat these Tri-Art fluid paints are, I’ve come a long way from when I was okay with using Amerstam paints and I had no idea, in my memory they weren't this bad!

Anyway, I did all that painting and felt pretty satisfied by the end of then day. Headed up to the Chateau around 6:30 to chat with people until our 7pm meal time. Dinner tonight was a pork soup (that had some special French name that I admittedly didn’t catch), along with a greek salad, a carrot slaw, buttery rice and thyme roasted potatoes (and baguette with EVERY meal, obviously). The meat in the stew was in BIG chunks but shredded apart with a spoon. It was luscious and fatty and I think cooked with a healthy amount of white wine. The carrot slaw was also a pleasant surprise, I think I ought to start making that at home! For dessert was a big ole birthday cake for Claudio’s birthday! We sang and had candles and everything, it was great! The cake itself was a white coconut cake with white chocolate icings and a message written in chocolate chips, it was delicious!

After dinner we stayed and chatted a while longer over wine, I got a nice cotes du rhone out of the wine cave that may be my favourite yet! It’s got a lute on the label and gold foil, so it feels fitting that this would be my wine. I excused myself around 9 so that Craig and I could watch taskmaster together. The walk home was clear and the sky felt HUGE with all the stars, so many stars. Got ready for bed and then we watched the show together over discord and that was really nice (good episode too). Good to see his face, I know he’s stressing about getting things done for their cabin weekend coming up this Friday. So long as its not cancelled, I know he’ll have a great time. I’m glad he gets to do some more camping and I can’t wait to see the pictures! I got to say hello to Shrew who apparently has been depressed since I left which just hurts my heart! I’m glad I at least have a cat to pet while I’m here.

Went to bed at a good time and could barely keep my eyes open while I was reading my book. I’ve decided to switch my journaling to first thing in the morning in my studio while waiting for breakfast and this tactic seems to be timing out perfectly. Back to a normal sleep schedule and a good routine!

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cileevi · 8 months

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The Speed Of Pain: Let Her In

Chapter Four

Charlotte

" You took it better than I thought. "

I smile at Marilyn's reflection in the mirror as I admire my first tattoo. " I can't wait to show Bowie. He's going to flip. "

It has been a couple of weeks since we got to L.A. He was working in the studio late the last few nights so today he surprised me with a tattoo shop visit. He was already getting inked when I was asked if wanted anything done. I won't say I caved to peer pressure, but everyone in the shop damn near begged me to get one. Bowie was playing on the radio and I picked the lyric right then and there.

There's no way I'm going to lie and say it didn't hurt because it did. Seeing how perfect it is though... Totally worth the pain. Marilyn got some green one-eyed gremlin on his arm. I'll never understand why he needed that but hey, it's his life and body.

" Let me see. " He says coming closer.

Turning toward him his eyes scan over it. "Badass. Do you really know Bowie? I mean, I know your dad does but... "

" I met him when I was a kid. He's pretty cool and loves when his fans get his lyrics tattooed. Maybe I'll get another soon. Something from Labyrinth. " I say absently while still admiring the fresh ink in the mirror.

I hear him chuckle behind me. " Now you're hooked. Your dad was right. "

" Shut it... " I say before sticking my tongue out at him. " Thanks for letting me hold your hand. "

Yes. I did need a bit of comfort during, I have no shame.

" Thanks for holding mine. " He says with a simple tug of his lips. It's then that his growling stomach interrupts making me laugh. " I'm fucking starving. "

Reaching out I take his hand and say, " let's go to the grocery store. I'll make a good dinner for us tonight. "

" Mmm, baby that was good. Thank you. " Marilyn says as I figure out how to work his VHS player.

Throwing him a smile from over my shoulder I say, " you're welcome ".

We just finished our fried chicken dinner, in which he had a breast, two wings, and a thigh. I swear he ate like he hasn't seen food for weeks. And this is good because as Sharon said, he's much too thin.

While at the grocery store, we found a classic on VHS, Sleepaway Camp, and decided to get it. This is our Friday night in a nutshell. Vegged out on his couch with red vines and chocolate-covered raisins for dessert. All while a forced transgender girl is slashing her way through camp.

" All I'm saying is, why on earth is Meg giving him the time of day? " I ask absently. " He's an old geezer that probably can't get it up anymore. "

This is like one of three things that get on my nerves about this movie. The other two? How does one die from vag burns? And how was Angela strong enough to gut Meg like that through the shower? Otherwise, a perfect horror movie.

" The only unrealistic part of this movie. " He jokes as he lays back to get comfortable.

Slapping his stomach lightly I shake my head. " Still, if it were Ronnie... It'd be more believable. At least he was eighties attractive. "

" What on earth is " eighties attractive "? " He asks with a roll of his eyes.

I shrug. " He's attractive for eighties standards. "

" And what am I? "

I give him a haughty look. " You're timeless, baby. "

He cranes his neck up to look at me. His expression tells me everything his voice refuses to. Smiling I reach and cup his face.

" You have beautiful brown eyes, full kissable lips, and a distinguished nose. " I say while trailing my finger down the slope of it.

He snorts at the last part and goes back to watching the movie. Digging my fingers into his hair, I scratch at his scalp gently.

" And you have really long legs. " And it's true. His legs are very attractive to me.

And just like that he flips me over and wraps his entire body around me. The mixture of pheromones, vanilla, sweat, and our mingling natural scents fill my entire being. Being wrapped up in him like this is something I'm always going to relish in. Letting my body mold into his, I wriggle around to get comfortable.

" Keep rubbing like that if you want to. " He whispers in my ear. " Wake him up at your own risk. "

That's just it... I want to wake him up. The only thing that has been stopping me from initiating is my absolute inexperience.

" We'll get there. I'm not in any rush. " He promises as if he can read my thoughts.

He gets off of me and I settle on my side with my back against the couch. Turning into me, he settles his head in my chest while wrapping his arms around my middle. My fingers return to scratching his scalp as the forgotten movie plays on in the background.

We'll get there my ass.

" So you grew up in London? " He mumbles half asleep already.

Still scratching I say, " not really. I was born there, but we moved to the states before I started school ".

" So that's why you don't have an accent. Where did you settle? " He asks fully enjoying my fingers in his scalp.

I hmm feeling fatigued myself. " Tampa. My mom still has a bit of an accent but she was big on assimilation so I took speech classes. "

" Florida? " He mumbles. " Small world, when I was in high school we moved to Orlando. "

Not too far away from where I was. " Where were you before that? "

" Ohio, of the middle west. " He jokes.

Raking through his air I ask, " did you like it there "?

" Nah, I used to get my ass kicked every other day. " He mumbles again. " I preferred Florida. The people there are much more interesting. "

Chuckling I say. " You got that right. Ever hear of Florida Man? "

" Honey, I am Florida Man. " Which is the last coherent thing he says before falling into a deep sleep.

Marilyn

I wake up to blue light beaming from behind me. Turning over I blearily see the tv is still on but the movie has long since stopped. Clearing my throat I look back at the woman still sleeping beside me. Part of me wants to wake her up and start some shit I know she isn't ready for. The other part of me wins out.

Going to get up, I pause when my eyes land on her exposed inner thigh. My stomach churns for the first time in years. There, barely visible are five thin scars. All at least an inch or more and look to have been deep.

She's a fucking cutter. Judging from the way the scars look, not for a long time, but still. What in the fuck does someone so perfect have to cut for? How have I not noticed sooner?

It's just dawned on me that there was a party I was supposed to be at last night. Not just any party, a Johnny party. Picking up the phone I dial his number and lean back still groggy from waking up.

" Hey man, I need to talk. " I yawn out when he answers.

Hey man, I'm just about to go to bed.

Looking at the clock, it reads five past four. " Sounds like you had a great night. "

It was pretty fucking epic. I can't believe you skipped the party.

I had every intention of going to show off blondie but then she put in that movie and her magical fingers lulled me to sleep. The food she stuffed me with didn't help either. " I have Charlotte here and she cooked an amazing dinner. I ended up passed out on the couch with my head between her tits. "

Sounds like heaven. And the only acceptable excuse for missing out on the fun. You're forgiven.

" For a hellion like me, it's the closest I'll ever get to the promised land. " I tell him honestly. " I'll make it up to you though. Maybe Charlotte can cook dinner for us before she heads off to do that Pixar movie. You'll love her cooking. "

Sounds good. I'm just glad she's making you happy. I was worried for a while there.

Everyone was worried. Over the last six months, I've been starting to feel again slowly but surely. Recording Antichrist Superstar really took its toll but I needed to create it. In order to do that, I had to stop feeling anything but the music. It was the only way it was going to work. My last relationship suffered to the point of death while recording it. Hell, I was mentally checked out two years before that if I'm honest.

That's why I've been keeping Charlotte close. I was on another level mentally when we first met. Coming back up from such a low-low has shit moving in slow motion. She's the only clear thing I can focus on.

Everyone else kind of turns mechanical if I look at them for too long. I didn't intend for it to happen this way and I like it and dislike it in equal measure. I crave her and don't want to crave her at the same time.

Now having found those scars... I both want and don't want to know why. Why would she cut herself when she told me she didn't understand why I cut myself up?

" I don't know what she's doing to me honestly. " I say while rubbing my face tiredly.

I don't tell him exactly why because her scars are hers. It's not my place to tell anyone. Not unless I think she's currently hurting herself.

I don't like the sound of that. You were just singing her praises don't go talking yourself out of it now.

" It's just... " I start. " When I asked her to come to Canada with the band I thought I'd fuck her a few times and get her out of my system. Like I'd been doing the last year. "

And you fell in love with the pussy? How romantic.

Snorting I say, " I haven't even touched the pussy. We shared a bed every night and all I could do was lay and wonder how I got her there in the first place. "

Come on, man, you've had more than your share of beautiful women. What makes her so different that you're doubting yourself?

He's right. I have been with plenty of women. Hell, I was in a long-term relationship for five years. All of them were pretty cookie-cutter for my taste. Pale skin, dark hair, and eyes. That's my usual type.

I don't know how this blonde hair blue-eyed " beauty " dug her way under my skin the way she has. Just two years ago I'd have thought it crazy if someone said I'd be with such an all-American beauty like her.

" Everything so far. She looks at me with those huge blue eyes and I'm helpless. " And hopeless. " The worst part is she isn't even trying to drive me crazy, she just is. I could have asked her to stay with me for Christmas but let her go to London. I thought spending some time away would help me think better... In reality, all it did was make me miss her. "

Sounds like love, mate. When was the last time you felt it for a woman?

" Years. " I tell him honestly. " Shit with Missy was a slow crash. By the time things were done, there was no love to be felt. I really fucked her over. I don't want to do that to Charlotte. "

Missy was cool but we both know you both held onto that relationship longer than you should have. The way I see it, you have two choices, Manson. Either accept your feelings and let them be known... Or if you really don't want things to end the same as with Missy, let her go.

" I'm not letting her go. She's... " I almost say she's different but the last time I did that I ended up in the downward spiral I tail spinned into in the first place.

Embrace the love, man. Let her in. She just might be what you've been missing.

Heaving a huge sigh I say, " I knew if I talked to you I'd figure shit out ".

That's what I'm here for, brother. Now go back to your girl. I'm hitting the sack with a buxom blonde as we speak.

#MarilynManson #fanfiction #bands #novels #lovestory #romance #heartbreak #ozzyosbourne

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loiswolf · 10 months

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Day 27 June 25 Athabasca - Smokey Lake 122kms

An early start this morning after indulging in a second breakfast of waffles again. I decided to head in a more southerly direction partly because the wind was going to be blowing from the north today and partly because there were not a lot of accommodation options directly to the east.

I’d written down all the turns but the navigating turned out to be really easy. My main concern was avoiding dirt roads. Nearly every side road I’ve cycled past has been dirt.

The morning was cooler today. Everyone in this area had been raving about the weather yesterday including all the tv news channels. It was 28° yesterday, I prefer it a bit cooler. Today was much better.

After a few kms I turned right and began to enjoy the tailwind. Cycling was rather enjoyable today. Only gentle hills and being able to maintain a good speed is fun. The scenery was mostly back to farmland again.

Quite pretty really.

Once again I had searched for somewhere to stop but knew there would be nowhere until later. At 50kms I decided a patch of grass would have to do.

I only stopped for about 15 minutes then set off again. Naturally there was something a couple of km up the road. I don’t know if it was open but I could have sat on the chair on the veranda. Typical!

Alternating long south runs with short easterly runs I made good time.

Occasionally I stopped to take photos of these fine establishments.

Yes, I know they are really sheds or barns but I couldn’t resist.

I even saw some alpacas!

At 92kms I finally came to this beautiful place.

I had seen it on the map but had no idea if it would be open.

It was and it was just lovely. I was only going to have a coffee but I received a really nice message from a friend telling me how much of an inspiration I was to her. I thought I deserved a treat

It doesn’t look much but it was a delicious chiffon cake with chocolate icing served with whipped cream. Not one of the usual plastic wrapped desserts, this was fresh and home made by someone’s mother. Yum!

I only had 30kms to go from there. The first 8 were wind assisted and very fast. Then I had to turn left for the last 22kms. The wind wasn’t too bad but the road was terrible. Cracks and holes all over the shoulder. The actual road was slightly better so I was on and off depending on whether or not traffic was coming.

This is a photo of Smokey Lake just before I rolled down the hill into town.

I can’t see any lake. I’m staying in the Country Garden Motel. There is not one speck of garden here. It’s actually the white building with the patch of red on it, first thing you come to. It’s not bad but not what I was expecting.

Unfortunately when I wheeled Shirley into my room I noticed that the strap holding my cycling shoes had come loose and one was missing. Grrrrrr. Must have been that very bumpy ride. After a shower I took Shirley back out up the road a few kms looking for it. I don’t know how the other one stayed on that long. I didn’t find it.

The sandals ( which are smaller) have never come loose. The straps have stretched I suppose. Too bad. I’ll throw the other one away then I won’t have to worry about strapping them on anymore. I can wear socks under the sandals if it gets cold again.

I managed to get to the shop just 3 minutes before it closed to buy some more broccoli. I’ve had an early dinner tonight because last night I ate late then couldn’t get to sleep.

I should sleep well tonight!

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howaboutcastiel-personal · 1 year

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So, this morning I apparently slept through my alarm and I woke up at fucking 8:08 AM drenched in sweat. Managed to tug on some clothes and make it to class by 8:15. I took the Pill before then and by the time I got back at 8:50 I was solidly agitated lol. I pretty much just cleaned from 8:30-9:45 and then went to Memory, which went REALLY WELL I would say, then I lounged because I was really sleepy until 11:30 and I went and ate fried chicken in the cafeteria. I only ate one leg though and a bit of fried okra and roasted squash. I also had a piece of chocolate for dessert. Then… Laundry, folding and washing, I did some dishes, I swept the living area and wiped the chairs and table, I swept my room and the bathroom, I wiped the floor and the sink in the bathroom and scrubbed the toilet and the shower. I pretty well cleaned my room so that it actually looks good now and I watched Here Comes The Boom. Then I took a shower, then lotion EVERYWHERE and I ate ramen noodles for dinner. I did I tiny bit of yoga and I drank a whole lot of water and also I redid my dry erase calendar.

So for TOMORROW: I am going to not go to sleep tonight until like one ??? and then I am going to set my alarm for 8 AM and not ask anything of myself until 11 when the cafeteria opens. Lonny and Ryder will be coming over at 5 PM so I have those six hours to do Me Things which will probably include calling my mom, calling Mimi and/or Grammy. Doing some shopping maybe online? Packing some things to take home with me this weekend and maybe doing some of my homework if I can get in the mood for it.

I want to go on a walk tomorrow after the sun comes out. It’s not gonna be super warm but still. I also want to work on my arms just a little bit and I want to drink 64 Oz of water. Maybe do another load of laundry if the machine is available. I’m going to probably be very tired tomorrow because of the Pill.

Socially I just am so HHHHHHHHH because I pretty much fucked myself over with Katie. We can’t do friend things anymore not that it was ever a good idea. Hayley is gone to the basketball thing and I don’t want to see Bailey and Alexis has a date and maybe Isobel can hang out ??? I like Isobel so much she’s so sweet.

I wish I was just a lesbian I do not want to hang out with men I just. Why does Pedro pascal have to be so good it’s like no other man is good like that why am I sexually attracted to men I don’t fucking like them. Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I want to date women.

Also I want to fucking lose this disgusting stomach fat. It just keeps getting bigger and bigger and I feel like it’s eating me alive and I don’t understand how I’m even gaining weight I’m not eating that much. I guess I am though. But I’m tired of being young with low self esteem because being young is when you’re supposed to take advantage of everything and I just can’t do that if I feel like shit all of the time. And Lonny doesn’t realize what she’s doing like I know it’s her problem but like she’s just confirming that being skinny is being better. I have to be skinny to be better.

#diary

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discontentsjournal · 2 years

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9/17/2022

I woke up at 9:30 today like I always do. I had a banana-chocolate muffin for breakfast before getting ready to go to an all you can eat buffet with my friend at noon. Before that, I worked on a commission and drew up some sketches. At the buffet, I ate some sushi, crawfish, noodles, and mussels. For dessert I had some jell-o and a strawberry tart. After lunch, I went back to my apartment to take a shower and get ready to hang out with my other friend. We mostly spent time doing homework and watching funny videos on YouTube. Portfolio review is coming up and it has been stressing me out these days. I feel like it’s hard to do everything all at once, and on top of that having portfolio review that quite literally determines if I’m good enough or not to continue on with my major.

My friend and I then had dinner, which consisted of spicy beef tripe, beef, lotus root, cilantro, and pork ribs. We then watched the TV show Better Call Saul. I also went on TikTok throughout the day during my down time.

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perfectlypinkduck · 2 years

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FICTIONAl NOVEL

Sav walked in the living room and sat next to Hope and whispered to Hope and said, baby I got the front room and the kitchen to our self's tonight.

We're going to have a romantic dinner and movie all by ourselves. Really said, Hope?

Yes said, Sav and Lilly is going to take the kids to the movies with the guys earlier and then shopping and out to eat .

The girls are going to bed a little bit earlier than usual tonight.

My plans are to make sure they have fun and enjoy themselves too. I will bring the girls to our room after they are showered and have their pj's on and they will spend time with us and I will read them their favorite stories.

Well play wall puppets and laugh for a while.

Then I will put them to bed and then it's our time together and alone.

What about the four guys who protects us every day and Lilly? Well, Vince has a hot date with someone who he's just met.

Max, he'll be in the formal living room by the front door. The other two guys will be close by Lilly and the girls.

Vince knows to come through the back entrance to night

When we retire to our bedroom I will tell max and he'll let the guys know that they can come back to the living room.

Oh ok, said Hope, but the catch is that you go take a nap and get some rest.

I cooking steak and potatoes and the dessert is a secret but it's one of your favorites dishes.

Hope smiled and said, this sounds like fun and please don't make any kind of sea food because you know that I can't stand any kind of Sea food and the smell will gag me.

No worries baby, thank you Sav, hope said.

Now, you go get rest for our romantic dinner and movie tonight.

But I need to talk to the girls for a few minutes first.

Hope went outside where the girls are playing. She sat down and told them about what is going on and they are going to go shopping and out to eat and see a movie and come home and see mommy and daddy before they go to sleep.

Yay they said, oh mommy will uncle Vince be home because he plays checkers with us and goldfish.

He owes us both candy because he lost in goldfish the other night.

I will tell uncle Max to remind uncle Vince to come and see you two before you two go to sleep.

Yay, thank you mommy, I hugged and kissed them and went back inside of the house and to my bed.

Sav was busy writing down a grocery list for Bruno to get for tonight.

Sav, asked carmine to buy really pretty flowers for tonight.

Max looks at both of them and said, please don't screw this up guys.

Hope has been through hell with that asshole who went to prison okay?

We won't screw it up max sai, the guys.

Sav said, Vince, I hear you know how to cook steaks really good is this right? Vince smiling said, yes Mr. Sav I do. Great then, will you please cook two steaks a little bit later for me and hope. Do you want me to cook anything else to?

Like what asked Sav, I mean what do you have in mind?

I need to buy fresh steak to cook it right and salad and the rest of the dinner stuff and I can cook you two the best dinner ever.

What's for dessert, I mean hope didn't like the cheese cake you bought the last time.

Well, she loves chocolate cake moist chocolate cake and I have a bakery making one for me.

Okay, said Vince tell me where it is and I will get the cake too .

I need to buy non acholic beverage because hope is pregnant.

Oh shit, that's right, thank you for remembering that Vince said, Sav.

Your welcome sir, said Vince.

Sal, turned around and said, oh shit you have a date tonight. No. Sir, that's tomorrow night, oh I don't know why I was thinking it was tonight.

No problem said Vince, if it's ok with you, leave this up to me and I will create you and hope a very romantic dinner.

Max, grinning and said, sav this is going to be the best romantic dinner ever and hope will not be mad at you for anything for a month.

Vince is going to do the drippy candles and the whole entire thing.

Yep, that's me said Vince.

Well thank you all for doing everything that you do to help us out like you do.

Max said, you and Mrs hope are just like family to us and we don't feel like we're working most of the time.

We love our jobs and the kids, by the way Vince the girls said, you lost in goldfish and checkers the other day and you owe them candy.

Your presence has been requested by the two of them tonight said sav.

Vince, blushing and smiling said, I thought they had forgotten about it.

No they didn't said, max.

You might want to buy some candy while you are out at the store here in a few minutes.

Vince said, yes I n seed to pay what I owe or I just might be sleeping with the fishes later tonight.

The three men just busted out with laughter.

Ok guy, I am going to go and hug up with my wife and take a nap with her

Oh, Vince what ever you do don't cook anything with seafood because hope hates it and she will gag and throw up all over the place.

Shit said Vince, that was going to be a part of the appetizers .

Oh God no, anything else except for that ok

Said Vince.

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i-am-very-very-tired · 2 years

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Of course Rihanna agreed to pose for a Vogue cover in her third trimester! Of course! Rihanna has been enjoying the hell out of her pregnancy and that’s basically what this Vogue cover interview is all about. Rihanna talking about how unprepared she is, but just kind of going on a vibe. She talks a lot about how much she loves ASAP Rocky and how easy it is between them. But the funniest parts are when she’s talking about how much she hates maternity clothes and how particular she is about baby clothes. You can read the full piece here. Some highlights:

Her pregnancy cravings: “I usually hate desserts, but all of a sudden you come close to me with a chocolate-covered donut and you’ve got my heart forever,” she says, giggling. Tangerines are a thing too. She eats them by the dozen, sprinkled with salt. Yes, salt. “It has to be with salt and only with salt, because in Barbados we take our fruits to the ocean and soak them. Trust me, it really is a thing.”

No maternity clothes: “When I found out I was pregnant, I thought to myself, There’s no way I’m going to go shopping in no maternity aisle. I’m sorry—it’s too much fun to get dressed up. I’m not going to let that part disappear because my body is changing….I’m hoping that we were able to redefine what’s considered ‘decent’ for pregnant women. My body is doing incredible things right now, and I’m not going to be ashamed of that. This time should feel celebratory. Because why should you be hiding your pregnancy?”

Falling for Rocky: “People don’t get out of the friend zone very easily with me. And I certainly took a while to get over how much I know him and how much he knows me, because we also know how much trouble we can land each other in.”

Going on a roadtrip with Rocky during the pandemic: “I cooked our food on this little janky grill I bought from Walmart. I still have it, too. It works like nobody’s business. I love the simple things but also the grand adventures. There’s no pretentious my-brand-your-brand bullsh-t, it’s just us living. I just feel like I can do any part of life by his side.”

Whether the baby was planned: “Planning? I wouldn’t say planning. But certainly not planning against it. I don’t know when I ovulate or any of that type of sh-t. We just had fun. And then it was just there on the test. I didn’t waste any time. I called him inside and showed him. Then I was in the doctor’s office the next morning and our journey began.”

She hasn’t had crazy mood swings: “I was bracing myself for something insane because I knew I wouldn’t have my usual coping mechanism: I can’t just go and smoke a joint right now. But I was pleasantly surprised that I’ve been able to manage.” Still, there will be times when an innocuous Instagram post will trigger a flood of tears.

She put a night nurse on hold at the urging of friends. “I’m sure that will be helpful, but they’re going to have to fight my mom, because I can’t imagine anyone telling her how to put her grandkid to bed.”

She doesn’t want a traditional baby shower either: “No brunch, no blush tones. And no animal-shaped nothing. I mean it’s lit for a lot of people—I’ve even planned a couple of baby showers like that myself—it’s just not right for me. Personally, I want a party. I want everyone to be plastered and crawling out. And it’s got to be co-ed! Don’t put me on no wicker chair somewhere with gifts at my feet where everyone is staring at me.” A gender-reveal party is off the table too. “I asked my doctor: Is something wrong with me for not wanting this? Because people keep asking me. Am I a bad mom? When we’re ready to tell the world, we’ll just tell them.” She hasn’t bought so much as a pair of baby booties. “I’m so behind on everything… I haven’t bought anything yet.”

[From Vogue]

I mean, some women are just missing the “cutesy pregnancy” gene and that’s fine. Rihanna shouldn’t be forced into wearing maternity jeans or having a brunch baby shower or shopping for baby stuff. Plus, regarding the baby stuff… as soon as this Vogue interview dropped, I’m sure every baby-related company arranged to send Rihanna every single thing she needs. All of her designer friends are surely sending her baby clothes too. The only thing I’ve found a bit weird about Rihanna’s pregnancy really is her complete blanking on maternity clothes. I mean, it’s 2022, maternity clothes are not just “floral dresses” and “stretchy shirts” now. There’s some cute stuff and it’s weird that she doesn’t realize that, or want to just pick up a few “comfortable” items that fit her expanding body. Anyway, I love that Rihanna knew we were curious so she just decided to give an interview where she talked about being in love and being pregnant.

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