someone was talking about Alice and Celia being anagrams and it’s times like this I really just hate Jonny Sims. Because you see, your first instinct is to theorize what that could mean because it’s got to mean something right? Wrong. This is the same writer who plagiarized his own birth certificate for a main character and then named three important re-occurring characters Michael….IN A AUDIO PODCAST.
Jonny sims is a genius writer, but he also wrote “there is no such thing as a name” about himself and his tendency to just pick names based on whatever first comes to mind. HE VOICED A CHARACTER NAMED DONNY SUMS. DONNY FUCKING SUMS ARE YOU KIDDING ME-
Itty Bitty Timmy becoming Superman obsessed instead of Batman obsessed
And he somehow still manages to tail Superman for photos without Superman knowing.
Like, his parents move to Metropolis instead of Gotham. He gets saved by Superman at three instead of watching the Graysons die.
He fixates.
He pinpoints where Superman appears to start from during emergency vs where he starts from via regular patrol based on the level of crime stopped and manages to find not only the Daily Planet, but also Clarks goddamn apartment building.
He manages to get a list and pictures of all reporters at the Daily Planet.
He figures out who Superman is.
Superman only realizes he has a child following him around when said child almost gets too close the the action.
And then he does it again.
And again.
In the middle of an argument, the same one that would have driven Jason away, Superman flies into the cave holding a windswept Tim.
"Please teach him how not to die." Was probably not the best opener, but Clarks suffered multiple small heart attacks thanks to the kid, and he needs help from the only completely human hero he knows who can go toe to toe with gods.
The other option was Green Arrow, but Tim's need to solve mysteries fits more with Bruce than Ollie.
Malice was looking at me like this so i gave her a plastic knife because it was the closest object, because Malice likes objects and things sometimes. Just to have em, you know? Look at that face. She wants an item.
Photos taken moments before disaster. I failed to remember that Malice has horrible little hands and once she decided she liked the knife, she booked it. I’m gonna find that thing under a chifforobe six months from now.
gotham has been working her hardest for centuries in an attempt to keep her city clean. now that her knights are fighting against the monsters that try and hide in her shadows, she’s definitely feeling the years of struggle. maybe a short vacation is in order. the new king of the ghost zone is supposed to be coronated soon. perhaps she can spend some time in the infinite realms to replenish her energy. just a week, what could happen?
all of her knights are missing.
she has to figure out a way to fix this. king phantom is more than powerful enough to interact with humans, right?
im not even kidding you guys, the best thing for Crowley after all this is just for him to be a girl Dad. Go find himself the weirdest most unhinged least likely up for adoption daughter to dump all his love onto. One who thinks snakes are awesome and who screeches happily when Crowley drives too fast and who thinks her Dad's the absolute coolest person on or off earth. She'll constantly be stealing his sunglasses or demanding her own pair so they match. No doubt she's obsessed with fungus and she probably draws the most fucked up stuff that Crowley then hangs around the flat, and she'll yell at the plants too with her hands on her hips. On nights after goofy dinners, Crowley will hoist her up on his shoulders and help her accurately place the glow-in-the-dark stars on her ceiling and softly answer every question she ever has. And it won't even phase her when sometimes her Dad is her Mom or her Parent for a while or vice versa.
And she'll be ready to full on throw hands with anyone who gives her Dad sad-face. She probably ends up biting Aziraphale when he eventually staggers back into the picture, and the Angel will have to contend with the fury of a real hellion for a while before she trusts him enough to let him anywhere near Crowley. Also i think her name should be Hanna.
I know there are many beloved headcanons about where Cody got his facial scar, but to me, it really is so good if Grievous is the one who does it 🤌🤌
I think about how every time the 212th sees Grievous, it's on sight. I think about the S2E9 dogpile. They're freaks about this guy. It feels personal.
And, obviously, I also think about the way Obi-Wan acts about Grievous. There's a really clear antagonism there. And I think it really 🤌 adds to it if, early in the war, Grievous ripped through some of Obi-Wan's men before he even really made a name for himself. It recontextualizes the fight with Grievous in ROTS.
Mostly, though, I was imagining a scene where Obi-Wan and Cody maybe don't even know each other that well yet, but Obi-Wan stays with Cody in the aftermath of the attack. Maybe it is horrific. Maybe they're trapped. Maybe they're helpless, maybe they're in the dark. There's something compelling about that. It's their story, isn't it? The entire war is a trap, Cody's life is a trap, they're both trapped, they've been trapped since the beginning. They're hurtling towards inevitable tragedy together. But in the midst of all the grief and horror, they share moments of humanity and comfort and light. That, to me, is what their story is about, and that's also how it should begin.