#the transporter

[divineandmajesticinone]

THE TRANSPORTER (2002)

Shu Qi as Lai

#the transporter #the transporter 2002 #shu qi #moviegifs #filmgifs #filmedit #fyeahmovies #dailyflicks #usersugar #userrobin #shesnake #userfrodosam #useralex #userstream #aleksbestie #userbbelcher #chewieblog #dailywoc #pocedit #userladiesblr #thequeensofbeauty #ladiesofcinema #god she was serving in this movie #and also carrying it on her back #mywork

[cinemabuffoon]

why is there literally nothing on here for the transporter (2002)? Jason Statham literally dumps oil on himself while fighting a group of bad guys rendering him untouchable then uses a pair of decapitated bike pedals to maneuver on the oil covered ground and kick said bad guys in the face and that’s just one sequence ! It’s early 2000’s brilliance

#is it a perfect movie? no. but it was so good. and the action sequences were just *chef kiss* 👌 #I also like it better than mi2 Ngl #jason statham #the transporter #transporter #2002 #action movies #Frank Martin #the expendables #the Meg #Hobbs and Shaw #movies #cinema #2000s movies

[mithrandirl]

THE TRANSPORTER

Rules are meant to be broken. Not mine.

#the transporter #filmedit #filmgifs #dailyflicks #usergif #fyeahmovies #cinemapix #jason statham #shu qi #the transporter 2002 #* #in my jason statham era i fear

[mensuited]

#jason statham #actor #dress shirt #tie #vest #sexy #style #sharp #handsome #suave #fashion #hunk #stud #hobbs & shaw #crank #the transporter #action

[kaipanzero]

The Transporter (2002)

#The Transporter #Frank Martin #Lai #Jason Statham #Shu Qi #Louis Leterrier #Corey Yuen #Luc Besson #France #movie #gif #2002

[cinemajunkie70]

A very happy Birthday to Jason Statham!

#jason statham #the Meg #snatch #the bank job #lock stock and two smoking barrels #the transporter #crank #crank 2 high voltage #hobbs and shaw #wrath of man #the expendables #the mechanic #the expendables 2 #the expendables 3 #the fate of the furious #furious 7 #spy #the transporter 2 #the transporter 3 #home front #safe #Parker #wild card

[sleepy-achilles]

I gain a year on my life everytime I remember Frank martin, the transporter played by Jason Statham, is supposed to be gay.

I also lose 5 years off my life when I remember the director couldn't go through with it because they knew the highers up wouldn't allow it.

#inspector 100% knew btw. which is why he was so put off by franks relationship in the first fil. #he knew #its also the real reason frank didnt want a relationship #i do however love the action film being so queer coded because of the fact the main guy is gay #i will also never forgive them for making him do an american accent. #what he couldnt be british and a veteran? #its not like its set in america #frank martin #the transporter #jason statham

[cinesludge]

Movie #44 of 2023: The Transporter

Frank Martin: “That's your last pee break for this trip.”

#the transporter #action #crime #thriller #louis leterrier #corey yuen #luc besson #robert mark kamen #stanley clarke #pierre morel #nicolas trembasiewicz #english #french #mandarin #35mm #anamorphic #2002 #44

[thebuhonerodazorrow]

The Transporter #4 (2023)

The Final Mission

Europe comics

#The Transporter The Final Mission #The Transporter #europe comics #comics #comic books #comic covers #scifi #sci-fi

[lolli-says-stuff]

Oh yeah no I totally watch the transporter for the plot. No other reason.

#the transporter #jason statham #daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.

[mysharona1987]

Honest question: How many people have you witnessed in a film that you considered “beyond beautiful.”

I’d say Shu Qi in The Transporter.

#Films #Hollywood #marvel #dc #the terminator #the transporter

[rustybottlecap]

I keep rewatching this Robot Chicken sketch because I wish Toad had this voice instead very much.

#robot chicken #super mario bros #toad mario #the transporter

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

#everyone welcome #lgbtq #gay jokes #buses #pride month #rainbow flag #lgbtq pride #not you #what did buses do? #I love public transportation

[soy-sauce-and-mothra]

Hey! Are there blacksmiths in your story? I'm a hobbyist blacksmith and I'm here to help!

Blacksmithing is one of those things that a lot of people get wrong because they don't realize it stuck around past the advent of the assembly line. Here's a list of some common misconceptions I see and what to do instead!

Not all blacksmiths are gigantic terrifying muscly guys with beards and deep voices. I am 5'8, skinny as a twig, have the muscle mass of wet bread, and exist on Tumblr. Anybody who is strong enough to pick up a hammer and understands fire safety can be a blacksmith.

You can make more than just swords with blacksmithing. Though swords are undeniably practical, they're not the only things that can be made. I've made candle holders, wall hooks, kebab skewers, fire pokers, and more. Look up things other people have made, it's really amazing what can be done.

"Red-hot" is actually not that hot by blacksmith terms. when heated up, the metal goes from black, to red, to orange, to yellow, to white. (for temperature reference, I got a second degree burn from picking up a piece of metal on black heat) The ideal color to work with the metal is yellow. White is not ideal at all, because the metal starts sparking and gets all weird and lumpy when it cools. (At no point in this process does the metal get even close to melting. It gets soft enough to work with, but I have never once seen metal become a liquid.)

Blacksmithing takes fucking forever. Not even taking into account starting the forge, selecting and preparing metal, etc. etc. it takes me around an hour to make one (1) fancy skewer. The metals blacksmiths work with heat up and cool down incredibly fast. When the forge is going good, it only takes like 20 seconds to get your metal hot enough to work with, but it takes about the same time for it to cool down, sometimes even less.

As long as you are careful, it is actually stupidly easy to not get hurt while blacksmithing. When I picked up this hobby I was like "okay, cool! I'm gonna make stuff, and I'm gonna end up in the hospital at some point!" Thus far, the latter has yet to occur. I've been doing this for nearly a year. I have earned myself a new scar from the aforementioned second degree burn, and one singe mark on my jeans. I don't even wear gloves half the time. Literally just eye protection, common sense, and fast reflexes and you'll probably be fine. (Accidents still happen of course, but I have found adequate safety weirdly easy to achieve with this hobby)

A forge is not a fire. The forge is the thing blacksmiths put their metal in to heat it up. It starts as a small fire, usually with newspaper or something else that's relatively small and burns easily, which we then put in the forge itself, which is sort of a fireplace-esque thing (there's a lot of different types of forge, look into it and try to figure out what sort of forge would make the most sense for the context you're writing about) and we cover it with coal, which then catches fire and heats up. The forge gets really hot, and sometimes really bright. Sometimes when I stare at the forge for too long it's like staring into the sun. The forge is also not a waterfall of lava, Steven Universe. It doesn't work like that, Steven Universe.

Welding and blacksmithing are not the same thing. They often go hand-in-hand, but you cannot connected two pieces of metal with traditional blacksmithing alone. There is something called forge welding, where you heat your metal, sprinkle borax (or the in-universe equivalent) on it to prevent the metal from oxidizing/being non-weldable, and hammer the pieces together very quickly. Forge welding also sends sparks flying everywhere, and if you're working in a small space with other blacksmiths, you usually want to announce that you're welding before you do, so that everyone in a five-foot radius can get out of that five-foot radius. You also cannot just stuck some random pebbles into the forge and get a decent piece of metal that you can actually make something with, Steven Universe. It doesn't work like that, Steven Universe.

Anvils are really fucking heavy. Nothing else to add here.

Making jewelry is not a blacksmithing thing unless you want jewelry made of steel. And it will be very ugly if you try. Blacksmithing wasn't invented to make small things.

If there's anything here I didn't mention, just ask and I'll do my best to answer.

#yes some of this was directed at steven universe #the only thing su got right was bismuth crying when her anvil broke #cus those things are goddamn expensive and hard to transport #blacksmith #blacksmithing #writing #writing prompts #writing advice #writeblr #writer #writer problems #writerblr #writerscommunity #writers on tumblr #writers and poets #writers

[satanicdollx]

they should invent friends that do not live so fucking far

#I'm less sad today but still sad #we're not even that far even from a European point of view like 400kms is okay-ish 🥹 #it's just complicated in terms of public transportation and it's expensive #anyway gonna play DAO (bc BG3 is still bugged) and chill all day feel free to invade my asks #nyx.txt

[amtrak-conductor]

#amtrak #trains #public transit #public transport #railroad #transit #trans #public transportation #passenger train #train