Hermes: Why am I helping you??
Loki: Because I'm manipulating you. That's the way I get people to do things for me.
Hermes: Really?
Loki: Yeah.
Hermes: Shit, that's awesome! How did you do that?!
Loki: If you make my chair look really nice and gold, I will tell you!
Hermes: Deal!
I imagine that the player with Tricky end s up leashing all their children and taking walks with them, easier to prevent rabid children attacks on innocent bystanders
The funny thing is that once the kids get a little older, their biting habits actually hurt the Player at one point and Tricky puts a firm hold on them after they draw blood from his lover.
"NO BITING PLAYER. >:(("
When Tricky is in a playful mood, he's fun for the kids to be around. But after one bit Player too hard, he starts being a bit more responsible.
Innocent bystanders, though? He allows them to run amok. It's mostly the Player that has to keep them from ripping apart poor pedestrians.
Tricky just laughs manically and only helps when you threaten to not give him cuddles during the night.
"Dammit Tricky! If you want ANY cuddles tonight, help me with the tricksters!"
"<:(("
Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.
Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.
We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.
Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.
"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?
Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?
The fact that Grian IMMEDIATELY clocked Scar’s “do the opposite of what you’re told” task. they really are soulmates and the thing that ties them together is being as much of a menace as possible