All food donations to me are very appreciated, I’m just a small little turtle that has to put up with six losers and Trish (Trish is fine).
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Venus de Milo!!
I need to stop turning every cool turtle I see into a character for my TMNT AU
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the turtle? must be something cute, right? 🥺
This is actually probably never going to be updated or posted because it was a gift for someone initially, but I like it too much to delete it ✨
The noise is what wakes Regulus up first. Still close enough to his dreamscape, Regulus is quick to close his eyes once again, and—
“Motherfucker, where the ever-loving fuck are you hiding?”
A quick look at his phone reveals an ungodly 3:30am time, which means the pub downstairs should be closed. And the owner should be asleep, not cursing someone’s mother.
More noise, more cursing, and Regulus’s legs are pushing him out of bed and into a pair of sweats and slippers. Bleary-eyed, he makes his way downstairs.
The sight that welcomes him is confusing. The lights are mostly off, save for a few ambiance ones. The chairs have been lifted off the floor and onto the tables.
And James Potter is kneeling next to a booth, looking into the space between the booth and the wall with a flashlight, muttering “I can’t be trusted with anything, jesus fuckin—”
“Hello,” Regulus interrupts.
James rises too quickly, turning around like a ghost has just addressed him. “Regulus?”
Hint, he's lost the turtle that had been entrusted to his care.
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Coco jumbo headcanons because the turtle is actually the best character
-he likes lettuce
-he is a good boy
-his favorite person is Trish
-he is afraid of Mista and Narancia, but goes on regardless
-good boy
-he knows how to code and builds websites, what a legend
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Wild Cards #3
by George R.R. Martin (p.32-43) and Mark Nelson (p.35-43)
Cover by Jackson Guice and Alfred Ramierez
Marvel
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good evening, mr jumbo. i was wondering: was it good for you when they peed in the zipper hole? it seems like that would kinda detrimental to your health. could you feel it? 😬
Depends on who peed in the zipper hole.
Abbacchio should probably go to a doctor
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Curl up and look at stars
LK 113: Mock Turtle Tells his Tale
(pt1)(pt2)(pt3)(pt4)(pt5)
Man's got a mile-long stare.
...You'd think she knew that already, what with her dad having fought in War Crimes, The War: Redcoat Edition.
Gotta love the guy awkwardly trying to get attention off the realities of war. At least someone can read the room.
...Something on your mind there, chief?
I swear this entire episode is just the writing room fucking with the voice actors.
I feel like I've seen this porn.
Well this is an awkward frame after that last comment
James is overwhelmed by role models giving him attaboys. Like a puppy getting ear scritchums. Seriously, someone tousle his hair.
And some teenagers are afoot!
I'm telling you, beagle/great dane puppy.
"I have literally run headlong into live fire, we thrive on danger, sir."
James honey, just because you somehow haven't gotten shot yet doesn't mean you'll never get shot.
Need I remind you that agent Phillips has 12 confirmed kills.
immediately suspicious.
Henri's got the best-attuned gut in this outfit. Also awww, she looks so left out.
*snicker* Yeah he will! With his dick
I know that night fishing is supposed to be sort of dumb/suspect in this scene but I night fish all the time, its the best way to catch catfish, since they tend to be nocturnal.
I'm sorry I'm not sorry.
Why is the officer of the marines a leprechaun.
Sassmaster Henri at it again
damn, girl's got on her Weigh-In face.
Its a book, you illiterate sumbitch
I know you're in the Navy so that kind of already answers my question, but have you never been around Army Wives.
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