Edward, Alice, and Jasper at their 23rd Rosalie and Emmett wedding
Edward is happy that those two are happy, but as an emo virgin with no one to love, he thinks it’s sappy and gross (not ironic at all 🤪)
Alice is PUMPED for every single one, and I know for a FACT that she’s got a photo album of JUST Rosalie’s weddings
Jasper likes seeing Alice happy, and he likes to show off his dance moves. That’s it tho. He loves Rosalie and all, but by the 9th wedding he was beyond bored
Emmett doesn’t really mind, but he knows that this is what makes Rosie happy, so he’ll go to the ends of the earth for the 300000 special days that woman deserves - and he still doesn’t think that’s enough for his absolute angel of a wife. His proposal is different every single time, and Emmett gives it 110% every 👏 single 👏 time 👏
Rosalie pretends all she wants is a big fancy party, but she really really is a hopeless romantic, and likes to share as many romantic moments with Emmett as possible. And she likes to see her family dressed up and edwards suffering
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sum pics of bella since im having my twilight phase again I guess~~<33
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Rosalie: I need you to swear-
Emmett: fuck
Rosalie: …
Rosalie: Swear as in promise
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you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.
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have y'all seen demi adejuyigbe's review of twilight on letterboxd
I'm weeping
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the feminine urge to sit in a chair and stare out the window for four months straight when your vampire boyfriend abandons you in the forest
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz
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I saw this picture on Pinterest and I legally had to draw it
I think these two would be the corny tshirt couple, and they buy them for the fam as well because of course they do
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When you're a former Twilight Stan but are now in the Batman fandom and Edward Cullen is now the Goddamn Batman™️:
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The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex
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This is where my vampire obsession started like im sorry to edward but his dramatic ass got nothing on my draculaura
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smeyer: Jessica Stanley is EVIL, she is a two-faced bitch and a pervert!
Jessica, a literal normal average teenage girl:
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Stephanie meyer: I think sewers in 1600s London makes sense. I will do no reaserch and get very rich.
Fanfiction writers: if Carlisle stood in a northfacing second story window a few miles south of the thames, in what I have just learned would be Southwack, would the elevation be sufficient enough that he would be able to see the Thames river? I don't know yet but I did find the most beautifully detailed map of 1680s London to drool over. I did also just learn that that area was marshlands in the middle ages, and all the topographical maps of the area seem pretty level so probably not, but I'm having fun so this needs at least three more hours of research tonight.
(It's me I'm fanfiction writers)
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Bella: Edward, I named our daughter Renesmee after my mother Renee and your mother Esme :)
The ghost of Elizabeth Masen watching over them:
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I watched Twilight with my partner last night (his first time) and the first time Carlisle comes on screen he said "that man looks like the human embodiment of a breath mint" and we had to stop the movie so I could process that.
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