#the twilight saga: retrograde

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Bella: Edward, I named our daughter Renesmee after my mother Renee and your mother Esme :)

The ghost of Elizabeth Masen watching over them:

#this is the only time I will spell retrograde’s name right #twilight #twilight renaissance #the twilight saga #twilight revival #the twilight series #edward cullen #bella swan #renesmee cullen #twilight meme #snail boi #twilight resurgance #twilight shitpost #breaking dawn #twilight renaisance #twilight rennaisance #twilight rennaissance #elizabeth masen #phil

[bella-bi-swan]

Do you think any of the twilight characters would of got famous on YouTube/ or an social site

Definitely!

Emmett first obviously and so he would’ve dragged Rosalie and Jasper into whatever wild stuff he decided to do to post on YouTube - plus Bella ofc bc they’re the McCarty/Swan/Chaos Twins.

During the pandemonium, Carlisle might’ve set up his own channel where he reacts to stuff or answers questions on all things medical - after being assured by Alice that everything would be okay exposure wise and that YouTube would probably be dead in 20 years so they wouldn’t be caught.

Bella would post a video of Edward playing the piano (without his face being shown) which would blow up with people asking for more - and Bella would beg him so he wouldn’t be able to say no.

Alice would be a famous fashion blogger/Instagrammer and everyone would be messaging her to get her advice. The pictures she would post would be really simple with no-one ever seeing her (or the rest of the Cullen’s) face.

Rosalie would set up an OnlyFans and be hella famous but she would donate all the money she gets to women’s shelters/domestic abuse charities etc. She wants to do something good with the killer body she has and likes that she is in control of everything.

Esme would have a small Instagram account where she posts pictures of the flowers she grows - not famous but have a good core following.

Bella would become really into and good at photography and would be a pretty famous account. Sunrise/sunset photos are her specialty and they always look different and oh so beautiful.

Jasper wouldn’t care for all of it but he would take part in anything his family wants help with - gathering questions for Carlisle, being one of Alice’s models, often being pranked by Emmett.

The same would go for Edward except he would occasionally post snippets of his piano-playing to Instagram - like a few times a year. He would be pretty famous and wanted in the music world but he just ignores it and barely ever uses the site.

Of course none of them uses their real names online and none of their multiple accounts would be linked and no-one would be able to trace them.

(Wow! That got away from me! I was just supposed to write a short sentence about how it would be Emmett with his pranks or whatever. Lmk what you think.)

#btw we’re pretending that retrograde doesn’t exist here so neither does jacob or the others #thoughts? #twilight #twilight saga #the twilight saga #bella swan #edward cullen #carlisle cullen #esme cullen #alice cullen #jasper hale #rosalie hale #emmett cullen #the cullen family #the cullen clan #the cullens #the olympic coven #new moon #eclipse #breaking dawn #asks #answered #anon #breaking dawn part 1 #breaking dawn part 2 #bd part 1 #bd part 2 #sorry this got long #oh well #hope you like!