#the umbrella academy incorrects

[diamondri]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

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[hihomeghere]

I’m so normal about them

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Crowley: It just doesn’t make sense!

Child!Y/N: *clearly having spent too much time around him and starting to develop his sarcasm* It would if you were smarter

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[highlyincorrect]

Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE

Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???

Diego; He’s asleep!

Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!

Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

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[topperscumslut]

it’s literally him

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[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Diego: Deadname or misgender my brother and your pronouns will be was/were

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[five-hargreeves-apologist]

Five: please. I am literally begging you to stop.

Me: *chugging baby benadryl straight from the bottle* IF THE HATMAN CAN'T STOP ME, THEN NEITHER CAN Y O U

Five: oh my fucking-

Me: THE HATMAN FEARS ME, AND SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS MORTAL PLANE

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[jasmineco2]

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[sagelovesbooks]

Klaus's Freakout

Five: *Kicks the door down in a rush* Y/N: What did you do? Five: Nobody died. Klaus: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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[thehargreevesfamily]

Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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[yanderetheumbrellaacademy]

Y/n: You think you're smarter than everyone else Five: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am Diego: Cocky bastard for a guy who's mentally 40+ years older than his girlfriend Five: Fuck off- I know where you sleep asshole Diego: And I know where your girlfriend sleeps Five: Are you threatening my girlfriend? Diego, rubbing your head: I could never hurt this cute head. But I could hurt you

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[ourgoddessathena]

Five : *Accidentally hits Y/N in the face*

Five : *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Five : "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"

Y/N : "What’s wrong with you?!"

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[hihomeghere]

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[itstheghostofmypast]

*Hargreeves at Eliot's in the 60s*

Five: Care to explain?

*Y/N covered in blood*

Y/N: Uh...I started my period?

*horrified Diego pointing at the ax in her hand*

Five: As long as it was productive, I don't really care.

Y/N: I got you a briefcase~(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*｡*♡

Five: I love you.

Diego:NO BAD CHILDREN, BLOODBATHS ARE BAD

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[highlyincorrect]

Klaus: Five sent me a get better soon card

Diego: Oh, that’s nice-

Five: He’s not sick, I just think he could do fucking better with his life

Diego:

Klaus, admiring his card with tears in his eyes: I’m framing this

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[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Klaus: Im gonna open a store called ‘DO IT!’

Klaus: It sells hair cutting scissors and dye, DIY tattoo kits, and power tools. Its only open between midnight and 5am

Five: Suppose he understands his market

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