I can’t get over the idea that Reginald had all the kids take swimming lessons- why wouldn’t he, he literally taught them everything?
But I’d imagine Alison, Viktor, and Klaus getting distracted playing mermaids and then Ben asking to join in and the three forcing him to play Ursula due to his powers.
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Diego: Deadname or misgender my brother and your pronouns will be was/were
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no thoughts just klaus stopping to get his cowboy hat
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absolutely love shows where the fate of humanity lies in the hands of the most incompetent beings imaginable
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Love how Five had a growth spurt and aged half a fucking decade in the 0.5 seconds between seasons. Kid's got game.
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Reginald: If klaus jumped off a cliff would you too.
Diego: hey man, I’m a leader, not a follower
Reginald: good. Because it’s important not to blindly follow—
Diego: I’m jumping off the cliff first.
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Klaus: Im gonna open a store called ‘DO IT!’
Klaus: It sells hair cutting scissors and dye, DIY tattoo kits, and power tools. Its only open between midnight and 5am
Five: Suppose he understands his market
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Klaus: Are you reading fan fiction?
Five, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- no??
Klaus: Oh, is it on AO3?
Five: This is CNN.
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