#the village idiots

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[grrrechka]

They having a meeting

#miranda is not invited #i love her i swear but... #its funny to make her that one scary grandma #look at these idiots eating soup #except Alci she doesn't look lika soup person #donna beneviento #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #resident evil #karl heisenberg #salvatore moreau #lady beneviento #re8 lady dimitrescu #lady alcina #resident evil alcina #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 lords #mother miranda #meemaw

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

a mix-up of good omens-coded songs (idk how to title this--)

Hellooo my maggots, so there were a number of songs that were just so good omens and ineffable lovers coded that I had to see how they sounded together. But me being me, I don't know how to actually mashup songs, so I just sang it the way I'd have wanted to mashup the songs and made it into one song.

Of course all songs remind us of Good Omens now, that's a different matter of significant concern. But these especially were very Aziraphale and Crowley's religious-trauma-and-being-queer vibey.

The songs I cover here are (in order and excluding repeats) Devil's Backbone by the Civil Wars, Take Me to Church by Hozier, Angel By the Wings by Sia, Falling by Harry Styles, Holy Water by Noah Davis, The Village by Wrabel and Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen.

And, well. Yep. The lyrics in the order that I sing them are below the cut. Thank you maggots for dragging me into this brainrot it is painful and unholy and I love it here so so much. Thank you @falling-raine for yelling at me to post this. Wahoooooooo!

[LYRICS] Oh lord, oh lord, what have I done I’ve fallen in love with a man on the run Oh lord, oh lord, I’m begging you please Don’t take that sinner from me Oh, don’t take, take, take, take Take me to church, I’ll worship like a dog At the shrine of your lies, I’ll tell you my sins And you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death, good god, let me give you my life Oh lord, oh lord, what do I do? I’ve fallen for someone who’s nothing like you He’s raised on the edge of the devil’s backbone I just want to take him home Oh, I just want to take, take, take So take an angel by the wings, Beg her now for anything,  Beg her now for one more day Just take an angel by the wings Time to tell her everything Ask her for the strength to stay What am I now? What am I now? What if I’m someone you won’t talk about? I’m falling again, I’m falling again I’m falling  I’ve walked through hell and back again Cause I’m a man who loves a man No you don’t need to pray for me No I don’t need your Holy water I don’t need your sympathy, sympathy, your— Holy water Just cause you think differently, differently There’s nothing wrong with you It’s true, it’s true There’s something wrong in the village, in the village Oh Coz I’ve been there, sitting in the same chair Whispering that same prayer half a million times It’s a lie though, buried in disciples One page of the Bible isn’t worth a life But I’ve heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord But you don’t really care for music Do ya? And it’s not a cry that you hear at night It’s not somebody who’s seen the light It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah Hallelujah.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I love them so much.

#good omens mascot #good omens #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #good omens fandom #maggots #crowley #aziraphale #lgbtqia #neil gaiman #the village #wrabel #take me to church #hozier #sia #good omens song #aziracrow #ineffable lovers #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable spouses #good ineffable omens #ineffable fandom #good omens brainrot #holy water #hallelujah #fallen angel #trans #gay #queer music

[kyo-hiki]

I love that everyone took a look at heisenberg and thought 'stinky' 😔

#i just immediately thought of this meme #get hypothermia idiot #he smells i just know it #karl heisenberg #ethan winters #re8 #resident evil #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re #biohazard

[arthurpendragonsass]

yk there's a lot of talk about the way merlin is practically a god but lives as an unassuming servant, and seeing this surprises druids/other magic users. i wanna see kind of the same thing happen to arthur with the people of his kingdom. we know arthur so intimately, from merlin's pov, but i wanna see him as a living legend. stories of his valor spreading across land, blown out of proportion and missing details. “the prince slayed the great dragon and gifted its head to the king!” “some say the goddess blessed him when he was born, when she took the queen back. how else does one survive an attack by a questing beast?” “he held out his hand and the sword stuck in solid stone flew to him! iwan says meredith’s aunt saw it herself!” “the word has come, king arthur defeated annis’ champion—a giant of a man!” old men discussing arthur’s policies, comparing them with those of previous rulers, and being glad that it's him on the throne “finally, a good fucking king.” people having faith that their ruler is generous and fair and can be approached in times of need, and having the comforting knowledge that he would do his best to help because that's what he did with the other village last year! young boys dreaming to join his army and young girls daydreaming about a fairy tale ending with him (or vice versa, obv). just... arthur of his people.

what I'm saying is i want an outsider pov character study of arthur pendragon king of camelot. hope that helps

#like give me a kid from one of those outlying villages #they've heard so much about their king and fiercely adore him #they come to camelot..for trading purposes? bringing arthur a gift? or simply for a chance to see him #and when they do‚ they realise arthur is flesh and bone just like the rest of them #except his golden heart that is‚ in liz’s gorgeous words‚ big enough to fit his entire kingdom. #and for that person arthur goes from a disembodied idol to a real hero #and their love for him *solidifies* #sigh idk man #i just want to see the world sing his praises #(while he's busy tracking down his idiot manservant bc does he expect him to dress himself??!?) #arthur pendragon #aka the loml #bbc merlin #also if there are fics like this already you know what to do<3

[gildedmuse]

Luffy: We're pirate-

Zoro: Hunters! We're pirate hunters.

Luffy: And I'm going to be king of the pirates!

Zoro: Hunters! King... of the Pirate Hunters....

Genzo: Yeah well this all checks out.

- One Piece, a scene

#zoro trying to save his idiot boyfriend #Zoro: You're so lucky you're hot #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #ZoLu #genzo one piece #coco village #opla #one piece live action

[osvald-linds]

It's all sweet until Crowle discover that Aziraphale got the sexy Wolf villager on his island and wont give it to him

He start by stealing fruits and then he will do much worse

#cosy evening date night but it's a war indeed #nothing is chill about Animal Crossing #the sexy wolf villager #art #good omens #sketch #artist on tumblr #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #gos2 #inneffable idiots #innefable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen #neil gaiman #love

[capobegone]

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you: the greatest bag fumbler of all KNY canon

My man passed up on HER?? ABSOLUTELY UNSPEAKABLE

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #fuckin idiot #she’s so beautiful #swordsmith village arc #mitsuri kanroji

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

#ethan winters #resident evil village #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #idiots #idiots in love #resi #resident evil fanart #re8 #resident evil 8 #comics

[caitlynmeow]

Modern AU:

When Bela started going to university there was the inevitable question: “why here and not Cambridge or Harvard?”

Many excuses were used to answer the question, but the real answer is Alcina looking at her daughter (this is only done with close family like only Miranda and the other Lords) and saying “She couldn’t handle living on an hour and a half away campus, why do you think she can handle living abroad on her own?”

Because Bela tried. She even has a huge apartment near campus to stay in. She did move there, actually. But on the first night, she drove back to the castle because she felt very homesick and couldn’t possibly spend the night there.

Alcina is a no-pressure mom and also very indulging so she didn’t try to force Bela to tough it out and stay at the apartment. Because she was also having a hard time accepting that one of her babies was old enough to live on her own.

So if Bela feels better staying at home, then she stays at home.

Bela only stayed at the apartment during midterms and finals because she needed the extra time to study and be close to campus (during those times Cass would go with her because wants to keep her sister company and also have access to the university library and all the extra resources that she can use to excel even further in high school). But other than that Bela stayed at the castle and the driver would drive to and back from university every day.

#try as they might to act all tough and independent but they’re all clingy babies who can’t handle being away from their mother #they just can't sleep somewhere for long without their mother being there #and yes this applies for all of them #even cass needed a transition period because getting married doesn’t mean she’ll just move out of her house (she’s an idiot leave her alone #house dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #resident evil village #daniela dimitrescu #resident evil 8 #bela dimitrescu #re8 #alcina dimitrescu #headcanon

[lovelywingsart]

Have some Metalworks from the Pirate AU on Discord with Sealmelia and PanzerShark (full Selkie form Emelia and Karls mutation for the AU) 💙

Wanted to work with PanzerShark more because he is my big baby and I love him and ended up finding out how long 9ft was compared to 20ft, and it amazingly isn't AS large of a size difference than I initially thought... This was simple but fun and was absolutely originally meant to be a sketch but we all know how that works.

#proving that these two idiots always love eachother no matter what form they take #even if its a sassy leopard seal and a giant mutant shark #they are my lifeblood i love them so much #re8 Metalworks #Metalworks Goldeneye #Metalworks Discord #oc #resident evil #resident evil village #re8 #resident evil oc #resident evil village oc #re8 oc #karl heisenberg #heisenberg #lord heisenberg #re8 heisenberg #heisenberg x oc #karl heisenberg x oc #au #pirate au #re8 pirate au #collab au #lovelywingsocs #lovelywingsart

[circumvision]

#popping candy #popping penis #subnormal village idiot

[teamoonshine]

I am completely normal about the characters in this game. and I like them a normal amount.

#these are old btw #finally overcome the cringe #probably going to regret it latter #the idiot standing in front of the fire is my RE8 oc #resident evil village #re village #re8 #lady dimi #karl heisenberg #ethan winters

[raindropwindow]

fools literal FOOLS

#COURT JESTERS #I understand them #pynch #tdt #the raven cycle #the dreamer trilogy #greywaren #adam parrish #trc #ronan lynch #art #yell……. just a big ol yell #brain scramblies #village idiots …. #maria’s art

[hxneylavendxr]

yeah i'll incorporate that into my beliefs system

#fuqing #imagine the village idiot is also the only person who can outsmart you ..... How yuriful #hsr

[the-real-sasuke-uchiha]

Konoha suspected the Uchiha had caused the Kyubi attack and exterminated them to "prevent a war". It doesn't stop being funny that Konoha exterminated all innocent Uchiha (except me), but left alive the only one that caused the Kyubi attack and that would indeed start a war. I am amazed by the masterminds leading this village.

#not funny at all actually #they couldn't even do a proper investigation #years spying on the Uchiha finding nothing and couldn't even think about an alternative hypothesis #Konoha has always been led by stupid knuckleheads #they make an IQ test on the idiots of the village and the most retarded is selected as Hokage #anti Konoha #pro Uchiha #Obito can go fuck himself too