I think Ishmael Mobydick would really flip out if he learned how sperm whales sleep
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Laois feels like he is in some very specific porn-logic universe. It’s the culinary equivalent of “the only way to advance through this dungeon and saved your loved one is to have really specific weird sex you’ve always been curious about,” and he’s like “AWW TWIST MY ARM” with his dick fully out
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CLASSIFIED: We Are Poetry, Lessons I Didn't Learn in a Textbook Among Advertisements
CLASSIFIED: We Are Poetry, Lessons I Didn't Learn in a Textbook Among Advertisements
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So excited to have my book, “We Are Poetry: Lessons I Didn’t Learn in a Textbook” advertised this week in our local newspaper. This was perfect timing as we celebrate National Poetry Month throughout April. Thanks, Union County Weekly!
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The Weekly #4
A bit late weekly wrapup, whoops, but here we go! It was a slower week of reading since I spent most of it stressed out of my mind, but I did finish one book!
Finished:
You Have a Match by Emma Lord (Au) (F: 18 Jan, 2024)
Currently reading:
Only This Beautiful Moment by Abdi Nazemian (Di) (S: 15 Jan, 2024)
TBR:
The Whispering Skull by Jonathan Stroud (Di) (which I'm actually 50% through because I started it last summer, so now I really do need to finish it)
Honestly, my only goal for the rest of January will be to finish Only This Beautiful Moment and The Whispering Skull
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the main experience of being in my 20s has been standing in the middle of a grocery store & checking my notes app grocery list
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The difference between Ryan and Shane’s instagram bios will never not be funny to me
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Attention Whale Weekly fans: I saw some people that thought “white whales” were fictional but they are Not, and I’m not just talking about belugas. Albinism and leucistism has been recorded in over 20 species of cetacean! The most famous albino whale is a humpback named Migaloo. Look at this large impressive man!
There are also two more albino humpbacks alive currently, including a baby that we think may be Migaloo’s spawn.
There are also multiple albino orcas and dolphins, some in captivity and some in the wild.
And we recently found a white sperm whale. Just a lil baby. Look at the small man;
A teeny tiny Moby Dick. He will grow into a legendary beast someday just like his famous predecessor. I can feel it.
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