#the werewolves look great in the next movie so I dont know what the fuck is up with the effects in this movie

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 337

The Heroes’ Journey/Praxeus

“The Heroes’ Journey”

Plot Description: the Winchesters are Wisconsin-bound to help an old friend, where they discover a very unique fight club—and wind up in need of some help themselves

Don’t take the gun you haven’t used in a long time!! That just screams “will go off at the wrong time” or “won’t go off when you need it”

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: idk what kind of fight club this is (but it’s definitely with monsters), and no…No I would not live

Heck yeah!! I saw Garth’s actor’s name in the creditsss

Is Chuck making all these things go wrong for the boys?? It’s a bunch of small stuff but it’s a BUNCH of small stuff.

And one BIG thing…Baby breaking down

Omg Garth has a KID. He has SEVERAL kids. He named his twin boys Sam and……….naturally………Castiel

When did Garth take up dentistry? Oh, did we KNOW he killed the tooth fairy while in dentist school? And then he took up hunting? And now he’s back and doing dentistry for all the werewolves?

Garth’s kid just called Sam The Giant lmao

What is happening in this house?!? Why is Garth’s wide ignoring Sam writhing on the floor in pain AND her children’s crying…and the knock out gas Garth put Dean under has turned this into an old timey musical? We really have time for this?????

What I would give to have video of Jensen practicing tap dancing

Garth knowing and loving his place as special guest star in Chuck’s is great

I did not need to know that he and his wife love Fifty Shades

Aw, the boys lost their main character energy in their own story

Did Dean become lactose intolerant?? Shouldn’t have eaten those seven grilled cheese sandwiches

Of course they have to participate in the fight club, no weapons, no nothin

Who got—are we ACTUALLY rewinding time or just SEEING what happened? Dean marveling at how strong Garth is since becoming a werewolf 💀

(I had to delete a whole paragraph because I didn’t know of the existence of a 1987 movie AND got the name of the alien basketball team from Space Jam wrong in one go. It was embarrassing)

Garth blew up the fight club…literally

Actually this fight between the boys and the monster they were supposed to fight makes my embarrassing moment look like nothing

Weirdly, I hope this is the last we see if Garth. I just want nothing bad to happen to him

So, next time (maybe) they’ll be in Alaska trying to get their MC mojo back

“Praxeus”

Hey. So. Here’s a fun fact. Um. My max app fucked up…and I skipped an episode?? So now I think I have to go back and watch THAT episode tonight. So this takes place before the last two Doctor Who episodes I’ve watched………this is the time travel fuckery show

Plot Description: what connects a missing astronaut in the Indian Ocean, birds behaving strangely in Peru, and a US naval officer who washes up on a Madagascan beach? Team TARDIS investigates

Wait, is Team TARDIS split up between these destinations?? Oh. They sent Ryan on his own to Peru while Yaz and Graham are in Hong Kong, and the Doctor is in Madagascar

Why is this woman so suspicious of Ryan?? OH! She’s kind of a celebrity (famous blogger)

UM…that dude just, like, turned to stone or shell and POOF into billions of pieces

Actually, I appreciate that Ryan’s trusted to do this part on his own. He’s usually treated as the least intelligent of the team (not unintelligent but the least intelligent of the bunch)

She’s got the same stuff on her as the naval officer

What did that astronaut do to piss off those aliens?? (I’m guessing aliens due to the laser guns)

I LOVE Ryan, actually. He’s a sweetie and so good with people who are in crisis and just…he cares a lot about doing the right thing even if he doesn’t have all the answers

DO THEY LET RYAN ASK THE SIMPLER QUESTIONS SO THEY DONT LOOK STUPID?? Graham just admitted he didn’t know what a pathogen is after Ryan asked…(the astronaut has been infected with an alien pathogen)

Yaz and the blogger are about to follow the alien through a teleporter. Huh…the naval officer’s submarine (or at least part of it)

I know Doctor Who has partly tackled political topics relevant to our times in the past but I really do feel like they’re giving 13 a really large number of episodes that seem a little preachy. This one’s mostly about micro plastics and ocean pollution…which OBVIOUSLY are terrible things we need to do things about but the way it’s presented in context is just…I dunno. Again, a good thing this is mostly a family show because the only people they’d convince with this is children. You’re not going to sway adults

You know, I also should have been more suspicious of this super over equipped lab on a beach

I really need the astronaut to live

Look, I know she and her crew used earth as a Petri dish to find a cure for a disease that destroyed her planet’s population but I don’t think she deserved to die

But they did find a cure for humans so I guess it’s ok then?

Blogger is the Donatello of this episode: the only one having a normal, reasonable reaction to everything that’s happening

I know I said I needed the astronaut to live but I should have specified that his husband should live too. Just didn’t think I needed to. Oh thank god. He’s safe

#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023

[makeupandmaggots]

So I found an edible in my makeup drawer and turned on Netflix and it recommended me a movie I haven't thought about since Grade School: Twilight.

Look, I loved Twilight as a preteen and teen. I demolished those books like no ones business back in the day. For my best friend at the times birthday we went to the midnight premier of Twilight when we were like 12.

So I turned it on and I was like 'damn this edible hittin' so hard my eyes are focusing in on the colour blue' but no, that entire movie is filmed like the guy who was doing the colour adjustment died on the slider and just no one took his corpse off of it. THE GRASS IS FUCKIN' TURQUOISE, MAN.

It's wild.

God, Carlisle is still so hot.

Also, quick note, absolutely no one looks like a high schooler. Why can't they ever set this shit in college? They're supposed to be 16? Every single 'teenager' has a full blown five o'clock shadow.

To end this on a horny note, God Jasper is still intensely attractive to me.

#Thank you for coming to my ted talk #twilight #cullen #really thought those edibles were hitting me hard #also the effects are fucking TERRIBLE #WOOF #the werewolves look great in the next movie so I dont know what the fuck is up with the effects in this movie #and we dont talk about twilight baby here #we never talk about that

[mostlikelyshutup]

thoughts while watching the first harry potter:

listen i started this list a little late im ngl but notable thoughts so far are me thinking of dumbledore as a gay idiot and still loving hagrid

do you think hes speaking in parseltongue in the zoo when hes speaking to the snake

forgot boats existed

these idiots do scream a lot dont they

i forgot how light hearted this universe really is in the first couple movies

yer a wizard harry, okay hagrid maybe slide him into it a little better

we get it tuney you have fucking trauma, doesnt mean you should abuse a child

hasnt everyone had their name down since they were born, hagrid? theres a list

i like that his umbrella is pink

are you paying for those damages hargid? stop taking the door off the hinges

though, if the dursleys are, keep breaking shit

speaking about dragons on the the fucking tube, its a miracle harry didnt get in trouble with the ministry sooner

what is hagrid's usual? does anyone know???

fucking Quirrell, cant wait for your epic love story with the dark lord

maybe we should tell the 12 year old how the fuck everyone knows his name, just maybe

they do a great job of getting the wonder down pat

how much money and licensing do you think it took for them to get all these owls on set

ahh yes, antisemitism the bank

how many vaults are in gringotts?? also if harry's vault is the potters vault, a literal like sacred 28 family, one of the original families, and its number 600 something, how many were there before the potters?? did the potters get a vault recently? or is this james and lily's vault?? how rich were james and lily if so??

look at ollivander, crazy tinker uncle, love him

this might be the socialist in me but why do people have to pay for wands if everyone needs one??

why is the dark lords twin wand just sitting around on the shelf, ollie me boy??

do you think thats Harry's true wand or do you think thats because of the horcux thing?? do you harry had to get another wand after he died?? did he? i dont remember the last movie

is ollie me boys actor wearing contacts or are his eyes just like that??

thats a very weird way of showing Halloween 81, very misleading

hagrid said ill predict voldys rise in the first movie so we can have some plot development

hagrid is late to everything isnt he? i can feel it in my bones

i swear ive seen these movies, and ive even read the first book, i just dont remember shit

youd think theyd have someone in the know stationed close to the entrance for the platform, for any muggleborns

ginnys actress really had no fucking lines in this movie did she, just had to stand there

oh wait she said good luck

amazing work ginny

ooh a warm filter

can muggles see the express? like just running from london to scotland

wicked!

you didnt have to show the woman the sad sandwich ron

i think the trolly replenishes magically, i think thats how thats how that works, i want to believe that

god i cant tell if i would love or hate hermione, shes pretentious but so was i at that age

god dont fucking point your wand right in someones face mione

how does mione know who harry is?? why does she care?

look at the tiny first years, might just go and pinch theyre cheeks

MINNIEEEE i love you minnie

looking stunning minnie, the green brings out the sternness in your brow

you go minnie, give your speech, thats my head of house

shut up draco, youre not bond

you pretentious fuckwit, your hair is brassy anyways

if this is a class of kids born in the middle of a war, how big are the usual class sizes wtf

THE FUCKING CLAP

fucking propaganda ron, you slytherin hater

what order are these names going in, did they just randomized the list

oooh we get quiet for the boy who lived, jesus let him keep living

the fact that for the rest of these people its just silent is so fucking funny to me, Harry's just fucking whispering to himself

get their attention minnie

me dads a muggle, mums a witch, bit of a shock for him when he found out

NICK, love to see you buddy

i have no emotional attachment to peeves but i feel i should mention him here

the stairs still piss me off, why the fuck would you make moving stair cases

who sets out gloves for the next day? am i the weird one who doesnt??

Minnie, you are the love of my life

shut up snape you dramatic bloodpurist incel

i know theyre setting him up to be mistaken as the villain but jesus christ hes still an asshole

your robes Neville, you forgot your robes

its weird how they have to learn all these latin charms yet only have to say up to get their brooms to work

why wont you go after him, hes obviously not exactly in control, Hooch

does Hooch only teach first years? she is quite literally the equivalent of a history teacher who coaches football

what the fuck is Quirells classroom

they dont make the house teams because no first years can try out, Ron

MINNIE PLAYED QUIDDITCH?!?!? WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THIS

why didnt you speak up earlier Mione wtf

bc the fire wont give you away, harry, better hide

FLUFFY, WHOS A GOOD BOY

they have much worse things locked up in the school, Ron

Oliver wood is a bloody liar because i still dont fuckign understand quidditch, also theres like 500 rules, wtf

thats a shitty explanation of how the game works, Oliver

BLOW IT UP SEAMUS

SHES TWO FEET BEHIND YOU RON YOU IDIOT

carrot cake? on halloween?

dont shrug as if you didnt literally bully her ron

thought youd oughta know, bit of an understatement Quirell

no duh the trolls left the dungeon ron

lying: the best start to any friendship

we're at a net zero points for gryffindor for the year at the moment

the amount of interaction these kids have with professors is so weird to me, is this what small class size do to kids?? its weird

not comforting Oliver

Okay i understand Oliver simps now, I get it okay

are there no backups or subs for quidditch? feels like there should be, like of all the games

set him on fire mione, i know hes not the villain of the movie but god he sucks

fancy flying from harry fucking potter

okay but also i feel like there are some things we should not trust hagrid with, like hes not that great at keeping secrets

why is harry excited about christmas if he thinks hes not getting presents? i knw there are other aspects but like thats the only reasont o get up early

i always remember this scene at night for some reason??

not just an invisibility cloak, THE invisibility cloak ron

btw who gives it to harry? is it remus? is it dumbledore? is it like an inheritance thing? whats up with that?

there are jumpscares in harry potter

he very much can hide, filch

stop being a narc mrs norris

does harry even know what his parents look like at this point? how does he know who the fuck is in the mirror of erised?? he doesnt have that stupid scrapbook yet does he

oh they nod, sure lets clear up that plot hole

they shouldve put sirius and remus in the mirror in that scene, shown his whole family, wouldve been a nice setup

how does rupert grint already look so tired as a twelve year old

big speech to give to a twelve year old Dumbledore, when you wont even tell him what you see

Emma really does just slam that book on Daniels hand, thats mustve fucking sucked

the fact that ive watched two movies that had Nicholas Flamel in two very different roles this year is very strange to me

well thats probably on account of it being a fucking dragon egg hagrid, now isnt it?

was hagrid a hufflepuff? i think he was, maybe a ravenclaw

yes four, you blonde idiot

that shot is really nice, it sets them apart

what happened to filch to make him such a miserable man?

ooh mention of werewolves, awooo werewolves of london

yeah just dip your whole hand in hagrid, dont be scared of the strange liquid, take a nice little bath

i loev that dog, i want that dog, i want to hug that dog

god just the look of that forest is so bloody cool

wait so is that quirell walking fucking backwards?

maybe ask who the fuck youre talking to before asking other questions??? wtf harry

why are yout talking to the centaur like hes your old friend harry, youve literally never met him before

snape doesnt want the stone at all Harry

god hagrid you sweet stupid man

snape is completely valid for that, if a twelve year old ever looked at me like that i would punch them

Do you think people ever loose invisibility cloaks? like theyre invisible do you think they ever just never get found again

i hate the look of the dog spit, that is so gross

they really left everything in except for the fucking potions didnt they, damn

harry potter walked so queens gambit could run

hermione, posted up

rons stupid in the later movies because he got a concussion as a twelve year old

god harry really posted up to beat up snape in fucking khakis

"I knew you were a danger to me!" Hes twelve, Quirell

let me wait for this weird dude to unravel his head scarf instead of running away

the magic in this movie is real fucking conditional isnt it

just some casual necromancy for the stone? you sure about that voldy, you two faced bitch?

let me choke out this twelve year old real quick

oh yeah why is he able to just avengers endgame Quirell? is there an answer to that? like was that ever found out

do you think voldy passing by him while he hold the stone actually killed him but since he holds the stone hes functionally unkillable and then some magic gets put into him and thats why he can return to life later when he actually goes to the whole afterlife place?

ohhh we're vouching on the blood magic for the endgaming of Quirell

do you think dumbledore came across the vomit flavored bean before or after his sister died?

Mione's got a headband! Looking snazzy!

how did Hufflepuff only get 352 points? Gryffindor literally lost 150 points this year and they only beat them by 50, wtf, is it because they kept getting caught with weed

I wont even speak on the fucking outrage that is this point awarding, its already been spoken on. However, Neville shouldve gotten more points

What if someone just stood up and started challenging Dumbledores math, that would be so funny

some of these extras are really attractive

but james potter is somehow so fucking ugly why did they do that to my mans

hagrid deserves the last shot of this film, i love him, he deserves everything, that stupid sweet man

#harry potter #sorcerer's stone #harry potter and the sorcerer's stone #harry potter and the philosopher's stone #hermione granger #ron weasley #k mumbles #fred weasley #george weasley #ginny weasley #hagrid #rubeus hagrid #albus dumbledore #long post #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin

[yenneferw]

Can you please rant about jk Rowling she’s fucking awful with her queerbaiting, racism, and transphobia. Like I need someone else to validate me for not liking her

absolutely i hate her!!!!! this is a REALLY long post but she’s written so much and she’s been in the spotlight since her books got famous so like… there’s a lot to talk about i guess. anyway @ jk rowling get ready to be called out 

racism

first of all on this valid bitch of an i hate jk rowling post, the ilvermorny houses. it’s like…. Big cultural appropriation of native american ideas and stories, twisting them to fit her narrative for harry potter and completely disrespecting their history and origins. the history she creates for north american wizards is shit too, saying that native americans would “primitively” practice magic until europeans civilized them with wands (even tho…. it’s like really impressive to do magic without wands in her universe??? like sounds like the native americans were way ahead of europeans, but ofc she twists her own narrative to make the natives primitive). her whole history or north american wizardry also apparently just follows white wizards immigrating to north america and shit…… 

this video is……. a really good poem on the stereotypes and fetishization of cho chang and there’s no way i can reword what the speaker says bc she says it too good so,,, watch it

jk rowling is also really good at speaking out about racism when she wants to on twitter and yet all of her canonical poc characters in the books are background characters. i know hermione is black in the cursed child play, but that feels a bit like the dumbledore thing to me, like they never actually talk abotu it in the books? and if she wanted hermione to be black why didn’t she have any protests about emma watson being cast? if she wanted harry to be brown why didn’t she have any protests about daniel radcliffe being cast? i don’t know if she had any say in that, but i guess she had a say in insisting that the actors had to be british, so if she cared about making a main character poc, why did she not have any qualms about the cast, even in retrospect, even respectful ones like “i love daniel and emma to death but in retrospect i wrote them as characters of color”?

like she didn’t have to push dean and cho and the very small characters of color to the side but she did. she didn’t have to stereotype cho but she did. there are no poc in fbawtft, or there aren’t in the movie at least – and if she’s so happy about johnny depp and can speak out about that relentlessly, but she wanted there to be characters of color in fantastic beasts, why can’t she speak out about that? 

like the cultural appropriation is enough to see that she’s clearly a racist asshole who doesn’t care about the cultures of people who aren’t white, but it’s also clear to see in the background of her writing that she doesn’t care about research for shit if it’ll help to respect people of color in her stories, and she certainly doesn’t care to ensure that there are important characters of color for people to look up to when they read her books or watch the movies about them 

transphobia 

i guess she liked a terf’s article on twitter? like i dont’ knwo how reputable my sources on that were or if she meant to, but if she did, yikes

and from what i saw of the article it was Deep Terf Rhetoric, and tbqh i wouldn’t put it past her to have meant to have done that

i’ve seen ppl saying harry potter has transphobic aspects to it as well but i couldn’t find anything under all the times she’s “defended” trans ppl on twitter like idk i can’t take anythign she says on twitter by heart bc everything she does feels performative and fake af, and i haven’t read the books in like four years so i can’t say for sure based on my own memory 

also she wrote a trans woman in a more recent novel and she’s apparently totally impulsively violent like wow great way to conform to nasty stereotypes about trans women lmfao

like esp bc of this i wouldn’t put it past her to be a terf

homophobia & queerbaiting

saying! dumbledore! is gay! after! the fucking! book series! is not! representation!!!!!

even if she HAD make him gay during the series, he’s not good rep??? he was a manipulative asshole who let a child stay in an abusive home becuase he was too big of a dumbass to think about a way around the issue so that a little boy could live in a home full of people who treated him fairly. so uhh?? the cishets can fucking have him, i don’t WANT him in the goddamn community. 

but she thinks that she’s not homophobic bc he’s the only gay character who never even got to talk about being gay, who we never see in a relationship with a man. like throwing gay ppl scraps isn’t?? rep??? it’s queerbaiting you dumb bitch @ jk rowling…. 

she specifically said herself that werewolves are meant to represent diseases like AIDS, and characters like fenrir greyback are predatory werewolves who want tos pread around the AIDS-like disease, conforming to 1980s homophobic stereotypes against gay people for “wanting” to spread around AIDS like how can you in one breath say you want to bring light to diseases like AIDS and in the next make a character who literally models homophobic stereotypes with the same disease?? 

also, remus was supposed to be gay apparently, but he “changed and fell in love with tonks” like ok first of all bi people exist, second of all why would you write a straight person who’s supposed to basically have AIDS when that sounds a hell of a lot like “predatory gay man infects poor straight kid” like there’s SO MUCH wrong with that, and yeah you kind of have to dig into it a little bit to get there, but when you’re writing about risky topics and you literally admit to it, you need to be WELL-VERSED on what you’re writing about!! and to say you’re writing about AIDS is deeply mixed with gay history! and to say that the main character who is a werewolf was SUPPOSED to be gay and then pretend you’re NOT associating it with gay people is just… such cognitive dissonance, or maybe really ridiculous ignorance

also, dumbledore is dead. so even if he was good rep, and it was within the books, he’s fucking dead. another buried gay, fuckos! pile em up! 

and i’ve heard there’s a shit ton of queerbaiting between harry’s son and draco’s son in cursed child? which like…. may just be subtext, but there’s a huge section of the fandom who’s all about harry x draco (i have not good feelings about that ship personally but to say it’s not popular is to never have seen anything in the fandom), and she must know that? like she’s not oblivious is she? so why would she like…. put subject between their sons? ?? it feels like it’s a bone to “hey i never gave you harry x draco, so here are their sons, who i’m also never going to give you” 

also? if grindelwald WAS dumbledore’s bf at some point, what does that say about what she thinks about queer men? he’s deeply predatory and preys on credence in a very creepy way that plays on stereotypes about older gay men preying on younger gay boys, and he’s also a disgusting villain played by johnny fucking depp, an abuser (who SHE SUPPORTS) of all people. what does that say about what her mind goes to when she thinks about gay men????? 

i don’t actually know her role in those films, but she has said she loves depp, what he’s done with the character, and where the darkness of grindelwald is going in the first movie and its sequels, so even if her role is very little, she supports what is being done. 

also…. um apparently newt scamander created a werewolf registry…. a little honest to god werewolf registry in the fucking 40s….. ??????????? what r we supposed to think here, about a registry of discriminated ppl in the FORTIES…….????? and that’s the protag of fantastic beasts… cool it’s fine it’s fine

ableism

when talking about irredeemable characters like voldemort, she literally said that “whether it’s a personality disorder or illness” they’re not redeemable…. !!!?? here is a post on that subject with links to the sources of the interviews she said this in. 

i don’t know where to put this bc this could be any number of things but i just thought about this so i’ll put it here: the thing that’s created in fantastic beasts, where it’s like basically a personification of anguish from suppressing magic – that’s quite blatantly a reference to any number of minorities, like gay people suppressing their sexuality, trans people suppressing their gender, the mentally ill and disabled pushing themselves too hard or trying to ignore/hide it… and credence was vilified and killed and the protags weren’t even… really sad about it?? and the ministry of magic never really THOUGHT About that they just killed him….. and that’s okay…. that’s fine… they’re just going around killing a bunch of KIDS who are inconvenient to them and who basically symbolize a whole number of oppressed groups. cool, it’s fine

you could also make a point that werewolves also represent the mentally ill, and all the same fucked up shit basically applies here

she also said that everything that muggles can get can be cured by magic, thereby effectively giving some bullshit reason for not actually having any disabled or mentally ill characters, also assuming that it’s not totally ableist to just…. “cure” all that? she didn’t say it specifically about mental illnesses and disabilities, but it’s clear to see that with her attitude on “irredeemable” mentally ill people, she would 

fatphobia

most fat characters in harry potter are shitty people. the dursleys, pettigrew, and umbridge – all characters we’re supposed to find deeply wrong, the ones we’re supposed to hate the most other than, like, voldemort. like…..? a lot of the other fat characters are all “matronly” like molly weasley or stubborn and “lazy” like cornelius fudge who allowed voldemort to rise to power. like what’s that supposed to say about what she thinks the extent of fat people is? stubborn, evil, or motherly? 

she actually has a character grow fatter and fatter based on how shitty she acts towards harry because of a magic mishap. she also usually describes the nice fat people as “plump” and “pleasant,” while she describes dudley as “so much like a pig” that he couldn’t even be turned furhter into a pig when it was attempted, or as a “killer whale,” or vernon dursley as “having no neck”

her fascination with abusers

exhibit a: she loves johnny depp, she loves him for the part of grindelwald, she praises what he’s done for the character, she praises his casting. he’s abused his wife..................

exhibit b: she loves dumbledore. he is constantly manipulating harry and not actually helping him get out of difficult situations at home or at school, putting him and the other kids in danger multiple times, not talking about important information to keep them safe, like?? 

exhibit c: snape. a fucking nasty ass creep to lily. neville’s GREATEST FEAR. like i dont’ even need to talk about this, we all know snape, dumbledore, and johnny depp are shitty lmfao

and yet she named harry’s kids after dumbledore and snape, like they didn’t fuck harry’s life up, especially snape, who terrorized him and his friends. 

in conclusion fuckos

she’s nasty!!!!! i was going to do a section on sexism but i can’t find anything – i think she’s too much of a White Feminist to be sexist, probably. likely she cares more about researching feminist issues than she does about researching native myths before she steals them for her own gain lmfao. there is the fact that she supports an abuser like johnny depp, tho! 

she is constantly like… going against all this on twitter too lmfao, like it’s hard to find good articles on her shittiness on the first page of google bc most of it is “jk rowling defends trans people against transphobic tweet, jk rowling defends muslims against islamophobic tweet, jk rowling defends [this group or that group]” and yet she includes so much bigotry hidden in the details of her books and what she says about her books. like i know some of this isn’t quite on the surface, but ultimately when you write a book with subjects you don’t really know about, your inherent biases are going to be apparent under the surface, and since she’s such a famous author with so many books and so much spotlight on her, if you dig in a little you can make easy conclusions/clearly see what she thinsk about minorities. so it’s really fucking annoying that she’s so “good and progressive” on twitter because it’s obviously performative so she can get the progressive points required for more people to buy her shit. like that’s the best word i can think of to describe her: performative. 

#this took me two hours to compile please appreciate me hhhhhHHHH #i know i didn't source a lot but i can find sources if y'all want. most of it is me just talking about what she's said anyway #ask #anon #anti jk rowling #anyway let it be known i love harry potter as much as the next asshole of this generation but you can love hp and hate her

[blackbriarsraven]

massively huge long way overdue reply post

uuugghh I’m sorry if I missed you, there’s a chance your comment didn’t show up in my feed because tumblr has been doing that a LOT lately.  Also it might be very old, because I’m really not sure what replies I’ve done lately and I’m too lazy to go back and look u_u

I upped my q to 3 posts a day because, I uh, hit my queue limit and I still have lots that needs to go in it SO you’re going to get at least one more post per day. I may put it up to 4 because I don’t want to be stuck at the library for 4 hours one day queuing all these screens D: It’s mostly Witch Hazel in the next few weeks of queue but I try to bump bear posts up when I have a moment. They’re very silly :>

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Toddlers,TODDLERS EVRYWHERE!

It’s not even the toddlers that bother me. It’s the clay!

willky12 replied to your post “*patiently waiting to see if the sims 4 mania on the dashboard will...”

I don't like it when people reblog it all again for me as well, ugh!

Yes, I block all TS4 stuff if I can but if no tags......very frustrating

It is, there’s a number of people I’ve unfollowed because their content has entirely changed over to crap I couldn’t care less about :<

ashuriphoenix replied to your photo “@declarations-of-drama it’s pretty sad.  People who don’t even like...”

"People who don’t even like playing kids are jumping on the bandwagon now." Also people who don't even like playing TS4 are jumping on the bandwagon (fixed it for you). Including people I never would have thought'd jump ship ever. Bleh. When it's finished, maybe. As of January 1st it was a turd. As of January 18 it's a turd with toddlers in it. No thanks.

The 24th is when the vampire pack comes out, IIRC. Be prepared for a new flood of crap.

Alllllllllll of that. OMG. I check my dashboard on mobile so yeah tag or no tag if you're spamming me with TS4 garbage I'm still subjected to it, though the untagged crap is the worst.

Ugh. Good to know. I’ve begun unfollowing the major offenders >_> I half considered getting it but knew it would end up being a waste of money because I’d never do anything outside playing in CAS. That was really the only thing I liked about it.

treason-and-plot replied to your photo “@declarations-of-drama it’s pretty sad.  People who don’t even like...”

I would be too terrified to check the dash on my mobile. I hardly have the intestinal fortitude to check it on my pc...

lol it’s really annoying when I have very limited time to catch up on things I care about and I’m being impeded with dump crap ts4...

nornities replied to your photoset “Girl: Run! If she catches us, we’re dead! boy:  WHY did i let you talk...”

Haha, love that :D

declarations-of-drama replied to your photoset “Girl: Run! If she catches us, we’re dead! boy:  WHY did i let you talk...”

Not sure if that tag is referring to a bear joke from your previous posts or the movie - See No Evil, Hear No Evil?

declarations-of-drama replied to your photoset “Library lot WIP in Misty Glen ”

Lovely!

ashuriphoenix replied to your photo “She found some iron and a bottle of nectar. ”

Bears shouldn't excavate. D:

willky12 replied to your photo “Discussing philosophy with a bear over hot chocolate (he learned...”

rapidfire religious questioning hahahahaha, love it!

simblu replied to your photo “Discussing philosophy with a bear over hot chocolate (he learned...”

Love it.

davidmont replied to your photo “Discussing philosophy with a bear over hot chocolate (he learned...”

lol that bear

sims3hasstoppedworking replied to your photoset “I am always here for you, if you are in trouble or if you need...”

THE MOST ROMANTIC DATE EVER

hehehe he has plans for this date

willky12 replied to your photo “@ashuriphoenix lmao it is only a wip. It’s only half decorated…i ran...”

https://ladesire-thesims3.blogspot.com.au/2013/09/rime-investigation-set-by-ladydesire.html

Oh thanks! I think I stopped even trying her links because they’re almost always broken xD

willky12 replied to your photo “@ashuriphoenix lmao it is only a wip. It’s only half decorated…i ran...”

http://sims3s.ru/accessory-police-set.php

I had this already, thanks!

sims3hasstoppedworking replied to your photoset “Lago Simiore is fucking gorgeous part 2”

Guuuurl lmao dont make want to download this world ��

rofl I tend to hoard worlds. Norn is a great creator, you should get it *nudge nudge*

ashuriphoenix replied to your photoset “I will greatly enjoy seeing more of you. Your beautiful face lights...”

tfw you realize the blog owner misspelled her own family's name on her banner...... :>

|:< you are all bad.

ashuriphoenix replied to your photo “@ashuriphoenix lmao it is only a wip. It’s only half decorated…i ran...”

I believe it! As always I give you a hard time in jest. xD Though I want to believe the desk with the comics is Leonardo's. .... because I do. :|

lmao sounds legit

ashuriphoenix replied to your photo “��I’ll resist the urge to roast you, I know what it’s like to be super...”

I'm pretty much garbage to everyone rn, but it's either stay up and do something "semi-productive" or toss and turn for the exact amount of time it would take to do something "semi-productive". Sucks about the app, ma'am. :/ Are you using an Android? I don't get pop-ups using the app on an iPhone, even when away from the ad-blocking firewall at home.

yes I’m pretty much always on my android phone. Sounds miserable though, how much longer do you have left? D: 

kittythesnowcat replied to your photoset “Why don’t we do this more often?” he murmured, sleepy and satiated. ...”

hmm fluffy

Fluffy is the best :>

lifeasasim replied to your photo “@declarations-of-drama wait… what? I’m sorry, I’m really confused....”

Hahahhahahahaha omg ��

lmao XD

declarations-of-drama replied to your photo “@declarations-of-drama wait… what? I’m sorry, I’m really confused....”

Ha! I'm here for the screenshots and to see pics of the game I love - but don't get me wrong, Glen (hubby) is hairy, but werewolves would make me itch being next to one :D

xD

ashuriphoenix replied to your photoset “The sheer satisfaction he got from conquering her would last him a few...”

It's so nice to see werewolves in other games with ass fur. xD

bwahahaha no bare cheeks here!

ashuriphoenix replied to your post “Note to self: i need to go through and raid procrasimnation’s...”

what good are you :[

None :[

ashuriphoenix replied to your photo “@declarations-of-drama wait… what? I’m sorry, I’m really confused....”

Completely the same, here. If my husband got rid of his body hair I would disown him. Or at least not talk to him for a week. xD

rofl I get disgruntled when he shaves off his beard. I remember the first time he did, he came into the living room and my exact words were, “what did you DO?”

willky12 replied to your photo “@declarations-of-drama wait… what? I’m sorry, I’m really confused....”

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snark Scroll down to definition 7, I love this Ryan guy hahaha!

lmfao thanks for that, it was perfect xD

nornities replied to your photoset “Lago Simiore is fucking gorgeous part 1”

:-D

:3

owly-sims replied to your photoset “That’s not how bears fish– oh, nevermind.  “Well maybe it’ll make good...”

That bear's pretty impressive if he can use tools. :o

ikr?? A very special magical bear xD

ashuriphoenix replied to your photoset “That’s not how bears fish– oh, nevermind.  “Well maybe it’ll make good...”

All I can think of is you getting the audio of a female sim, but here's this bear...

xD don’t think about it too hard

declarations-of-drama replied to your photoset “That’s not how bears fish– oh, nevermind.  “Well maybe it’ll make good...”

HAHAHA!!!!!

xD

willky12 replied to your post “willky12 answered your question “It’s a good thing I’m going to the...”

Simguru Graham did a good tutorial on the Seasonal Lot Marker, even I could follow it ;-)

Thanks! I looked for a tutorial and I’ve gotten started on a seasonal lot. It’s not too hard ^^

nornities answered your question “It’s a good thing I’m going to the library this morning because i have...”

Apart from the obvious (witches broom arena thing, mysterious glens with strange plants in it, ruins, apothecary shops with arcane potions and stuff, graveyards and parks and fishing spots) I guess you could have a museum for all the findings of the

That’s a good idea, I was half considering what to do about a museum. I think I will make a geology museum for their rocks and metal finds and make the art gallery/art studio one building and separate.

willky12 answered your question “It’s a good thing I’m going to the library this morning because i have...”

I like Gypsy caravans, fortune tellers, supernatural festivals that sort of thing, with lots of colour ;-)

Agreed!

ashuriphoenix replied to your photo “I like this rocking chair very much. Hm. I need a small table here to...”

The only thing this needs is more twerking.

That is highly illegal, I’m reporting you to the authorities.

ashuriphoenix replied to your photo “I like this rocking chair very much. Hm. I need a small table here to...”

Your game is illegal.

Yesh!

treason-and-plot replied to your photo “The bears take baths after they’re done gardening. They have le big...”

You could maybe use the debug enabler to make a wooden duck lulz

The thought had crossed my mind!

treason-and-plot replied to your photoset “How do you see this playing out?” Hara asked as she watched him line...”

I concur!��

xD you guys want him to lose his hand!

owly-sims replied to your photo “The bears take baths after they’re done gardening. They have le big...”

Maybe a medieval duck would be all pockmarked or something. You know, from the plague.

LOL! omg xD

ashuriphoenix replied to your photoset “While I have to concede that you have a point,” Hara leaned down a...”

FUMEY ONION!!

XD DID I STUTTER?!

simblu replied to your photo “The bears take baths after they’re done gardening. They have le big...”

It woudnt' be so bright? Maybe it would look made of felted wool or some such? Love the bear pix.

hehe thanks! I agree, it would be some natural material and more earthy colors.

sims3hasstoppedworking replied to your photoset “How do you see this playing out?” Hara asked as she watched him line...”

Lmfao grab that ass, my boy

Pffft ahahaha you are not a fan of him surviving this chapter, I see

ashuriphoenix replied to your photo “The bears take baths after they’re done gardening. They have le big...”

Maybe with a helmet. xD

o_O

willky12 replied to your photo

Mine normally get hit by lightning haha!

lmao I was really surprised it didn’t happen! Maybe she’s just lucky.

ashuriphoenix replied to your photo

Somehow illegal, a bear with a kite.

xD muahahahaha I live to trigger you

kittythesnowcat replied to your photo

Ah an axe throwing range^^

Indeed!

lifeasasim replied to your post “I need a Wednesday Addams dress for teens. Has anyone seen a dress… or...”

Kinda similar ^

Thank you for all the links!

”twinsimskeletons replied to your photo “They didn’t mind the altar flames and caught the room on fire. ...”

that seems very close to getting roast bear

a little too close for comfort I think

ashuriphoenix replied to your photo “They didn’t mind the altar flames and caught the room on fire. ...”

I can't.

They’re a damn mess xD

willky12 replied to your photo “Trying to make friends with their less than friendly horse. The horse...”

smart horse hahaha!

XD I wouldn’t want to be friends with the bear either.

simblu replied to your photo “Trying to make friends with their less than friendly horse. The horse...”

yay..the bear returns!

rofl I like them too much to let it go too long without posting them!

ashuriphoenix replied to your photo “There’s a lot of this every day. Fuzzy doesn’t like the garden too...”

Omg extorting his harem. This game makes me smile it's so wrong. xD

rofl me too. It’s the best thing xD

caterpillarsims replied to your photo “There’s a lot of this every day. Fuzzy doesn’t like the garden too...”

no wine for lazy bears!

lmao they have to work for their wine!

willky12 replied to your photo “Fluffy managed a spell that didn’t backfire horribly! She made a frog...”

Clever bear ;)

xD yeah.... she has her moments

willky12 replied to your post “I need a Wednesday Addams dress for teens. Has anyone seen a dress… or...”

Seen one for a child but not a teen. But if I see something will let you know.

I think I have a few things that will work, thanks!

ashuriphoenix replied to your photo “Fluffy managed a spell that didn’t backfire horribly! She made a frog...”

There's coffee too, so she's got that going for her.

Which is nice :<

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