Home Alone 2 is really where Kevin graduates from arguable self-defence to active murder attempts on Harry and Marv
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are they in love; yes or yes?
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playing with crowbar no one dm
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what Harry sees whenever he makes threats against Marv's life
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Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern could do Deep Space Nine, and Rene Auberjonois and Armin Shimerman could do Home Alone 1&2
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The Wet Bandits are God’s personal punching bag
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i had to make this immediately
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Do the McAllisters… know about Harry and Marv? Like, the Wet Bandits did end up making the papers - did Kevin’s parents end up reading about them and learning what actually happened in the house, or in the sequel, or does Kevin just keep all that to himself forever?
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harry and marv violently make out everytime the cameras turn off
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