Now I would tell you 'bout Boll Weevil
But that bug is just too scary
He's sittin' there all alone
I try to coax him out with milk chocolate pies
But he would not move a muscle, and I tried
To make him see that the sun is shining outside
Boll Weevil by The Presidents of the United States, a song which fucks, btw,
no because listening to the amazing devil literally unlocks shrimp emotions in my brain, how on earth do i listen to "and i'll blink like ripping envelopes in the hopes that you'll write back" and move on with my day what the fuck-
exciting news! the amazingly talented @call-me-tk made a whole damn album of songs based on taskmaster fics/art, and one of them is for little old me, based on the Obvious’verse! 😁 😁 😁 💜 🎉
you can find it on bandcamp here. (yes, it’s called Alex Horne Do Not Listen, how fucking perfect is that???)
(and in case it wasn’t, eh-hem, obvious, the song for me is The Loft.)