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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months
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Natasha: [stops kissing Maria] What do you think you’re doing?
Maria: What do you mean?
Natasha: I mean, your hands!
Maria: … They’re on your waist!
Natasha: I know! What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere useful.
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nam-ski · 30 days
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Avengers mottos
Natasha: talking is silver, murder is gold
Thor: A pop tart a day keeps you happy anyway
Tony: They say nobody is perfect but here I am
Steve: LANGUAGE
Clint: Work is fun, but eight hours fun a day I simply can’t stand.
Bucky: If violence doesn’t help you didn’t did enough.
Bruce: be angry
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marvelilovebucky · 2 months
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T-cola💀
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amanda13parker · 4 months
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Kinktober Day 4 - Teratophilia (Monster Lover) Werewolf! Nat x Anya 18+ | Minors DNI | Warnings Labeled
Smut: Natasha is a Werewolf | Breeding | Unprotected Sex | Knotting | Natasha has a penis | Uncensored Version -> HERE!
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dreaminginmysoup · 1 year
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The p(r)ettiest damsel on the train. He doesn't want to be here, but alas.
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avengerscompound · 1 year
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Bucky Barnes
Captain America: Cold War Trailer
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nimitrix · 1 month
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Happy Valentines 💌 xoxo
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ljlokijinx · 7 months
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Spider-man bringing in Yelena who was hired to kill him: Everybody, everybody I've got a hitman who tried to assasinate me, bids start at 15$!
Bucky, very protective over Peter: Ill take them.
Peter: Ooh we got a first anybody 20?
Wanda, also very protective of him: Me.
Peter: 25 anybody, 25?
Nat: Sure.
Bucky: Why the fuck do you want them.
Nat: Well I need to practice torture and interrogation techniques right?
Peter: We got a 25, anyone up for 30.
Wanda: Can I at least see them?
Peter: No! Stop fucking kicking me! You taking the 30?
Yelena: Let me go!
Nat: Yelena?
Peter: You know her? 35 for the tea. Stop trying to escape!
Nat: Did you just kick my sister?
Peter: Your sister tried to kill me. FUCKING STOP STABBING ME BITCH, IT ISN'T GONNA WORK!
Nat: Yelena, what the fuck?
Peter: Are you gonna take the 35? Because this bitch is annoying and I can well her on eBay.
Nat: Peter thats my sister!
Peter: Not anymore bitch shes my property. Give me 35$ and shes yours. COULD YOU STOP TRYING TO KILL ME?
Nat: Fine.
Peter: Nope its 40 now, your playing for my therapy. I just got stabbed, I have emotional trauma.
Nat: SPIDEY!
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l0calalien-blog · 3 months
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my head cannons for the MCU
❥ Sam loves LOVES lady gaga and forces bucky to listen to it on their way to missions, which he pretends to hate but secretly loves.
❥Bucky hates having anything covering his face now because it reminds him of his time as the winter soldier.
❥old man steve made sam promise to look out for bucky, but now sam doesn’t want bucky to know this because he thinks it will ruin their friendship/relationship.
❥Bruce and Yelena are both aroace and bond over this on their first meeting.
❥Clint gets called the ‘dad of the avengers’ after the fight with ultron, and when doing interviews people always ask for his to adopt them. which he pretends to be unbothered by but secretly loves that people see him as a safe space.
❥Nick Fury loved Nat, Maria, Carol and Sharon like daughters and he fully blames himself for Nat and Maria’s death.
❥Wanda makes dinner for all the Avengers every Friday and it’s Peters favourite thing about being an Avenger.
❥Clint is a picky eater.
❥Doctor Strange has a strong need to protect and look out for Spiderman after the events of infinity war and end game, as he feels responsible for Tony’s death.
❥After Steve put the stones back he got Natasha back and they decided to live out their lives together in the 60s, only Nick Fury knew about this.
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wolf-laufer · 2 years
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Pride 2022/ Marvel 
( Before pride month is over )
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greenfleeze · 1 year
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I maintain that Steve's arc in Endgame was one of the sloppiest pieces of garbage I've ever seen. You really expect us to believe that Peggy is Steve's true love after all the years he spent with Nat at his side? I call major bs.😡
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incorrectquotesmcu · 11 months
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Kate, after meeting Melina and Alexei: So, those people are your parents?
Yelena: Wasn’t my choice.
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whovienne · 2 years
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my friend’s reaction to doctor who episode titles
bad wolf- “furry ass motherfucker”
the idiots lantern- “it’s perfect for me”
the empty child- “fourteen year olds on tiktok”
spyfall part two- “why does it need a part two. let the spies fall”
the doctor the widow and the wardrobe- “the doctor the witch and the audacity of this bitch”
school reunion- “watch as it has guns involved”
daleks in manhattan- “they’re going on tour y’all”
the sound of drums- “got the high school musical involved”
turn left- “alexa on google maps”
the doctor’s daughter, the doctors wife- “what’s next the doctors husband? my guy just stop”
the woman who fell to earth- “it’s raining women, hallelujah”
world enough and time- “me in english class”
the doctor falls- “…down some stairs”
arachnids in the uk- “most people are spiders. you throw them out”
the woman who lived - “…comes to die. avada kedavra.”
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livingfandomly · 5 months
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Quick sidebar.
Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff died on 17th October, 2023. It’s 18th October, 2023.
I could be “embarrassed” or try to hide the love I feel for the MCU but I’m not that kind of person and this is not that kind of account. Truth be told, a lot of actors, writers, directors, etc. don’t get applauded for their insane skills and talent just because it’s showcased in spaces that aren’t considered “critically acclaimed”. Due to the mass audience they have and the fact that they aren’t rooted in fictional reality (of sorts), leads to somehow diminishing the level of calibre seen on screen. It’s bizarre.
The same could be said for SPN because it’s a show about two brother who go demon hunting, they fight unfathomably unique evils, get beat up a hundred times and die a thousand times but always come back. It’s all very “brush it off your shoulder and cringe”, but the thing is… it’s not. Shows and movies that are created in universes like this have actors who play the shit out off their characters but get no critical reward for it.
Marvel had some of the best acting moments I’ve ever seen on screen and the same goes for it’s dialogue. This applies for SPN, Teen Wolf, TVD, Lucifer, etc. I’m not naive enough to think that any of these creations were of the highest degree, but I do think that they deserve the credit where it’s due. Just because it’s fun, doesn’t mean it needs to be bashed. I’ve found a variety of friends through these shows and bonding over fictional trauma is the best bonding there is. I hope I never grow out of my teenage phases when it comes to the creative entertainment I consume because it’s never done me wrong.
All this to say, Marvel, thank you for the stories and the dreams I’m dreaming.
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doolallymagpie · 7 months
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okay, so:
wolf's dragoons: clan advance scouts that went rogue
black widow company: a wolf's dragoons company, led by natasha kerensky, that went rogue against the dragoons by not going rogue against the clans
snord's irregulars: offshoot of the original dragoons force whose general philosophy is "what if indiana jones had a 'mech"
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figures4fun · 3 months
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In honor of the release of the Mean Girls…remake? Musical? that came to theaters this weekend, we present our own Mean Girls fav moments!
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